"...A clown will not basement or throw me in the bite me." Charmy Bee commented as he was resting on a bed made entirely out of green dollar bills, being inside Vector The Crocodile's office as he was getting therapy, holding his hands together.
Silver The Hedgehog stumbled into Vector's office, noticing that Charmy was being treated by Space Ghost. He folded his arms together as he turned to the washed up superhero. "Do I even want to ask what is going on?"
Space Ghost turned his head to Silver, waving with his right hand as he smiled. "Oh, Charmy here is just going through shock. I'm doing my best to make him feel better." He then turned back to Charmy, moving his hands around. "A friend is my clown."
"...A friend is my clown." Charmy repeated as he gulped, blinking a few times.
Silver shook his head in disbelief as he shrugged, leaving the office as Space Ghost kept comforting Charmy.
"Basement." Space Ghost stated, pointing up with his right hand.
"...Basement." Charmy repeated.
Silver returned to the kitchen, grabbing a slice of plain pizza as he held it in his right hand, munching on it to see how things were going in the back. He then headed to the counter, to see the buffed Knuckles The Echidna in clown garnet, dancing about on the table as he was singing to the entertained customers.
"When the whippoorwill," Knuckles sang as he twirled about on the table. "Whippoors in the wind..." He then glided around the dining area in the air, landing back on his feet, "...The wind can whippoor back," He then pulled out a random, nice and chubby human baby out of his red dreadlocks, wrapping his right arm around an amused Amy Rose. "Oh nice and chubby baby!"
"...What." Silver remarked as he squinted his eyes, not believing what he saw, or heard.
Amy giggled as she applauded Knuckles. "Hey, you sound smarter than usual! Did you get a degree at clown college?"
"...I'm in the sky." Knuckles replied bluntly as he then broke through the window, gliding as he then let out a yawn, causing him to fall several feet down into the concrete of the street.
The customers and Silver watched as the clown dressed echidna was run over by several vehicles, one of them being the GUN Truck. Everyone winced as they realized how much pain Knuckles had received. Scourge The Hedgehog and Shadow The Hedgehog both chuckled after witnessing Knuckles' unfortunate plight.
"Ha, what an idiot!" Scourge laughed as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head.
Shadow chuckled, sipping a can of Diet Dr. Thunder that he held in his right hand. "He obviously wasn't bolted to the floor."
"...I don't wanna do this no more..." Knuckles groaned weakly as a random orange bus ran over him, flattening him like a pancake.
"The moral of this whole thing?" Vector stated as he popped up next to Silver, accidentally spooking him. "Don't clown around, or you'll be clowning yourself."
"That doesn't even make sense!" Silver exclaimed as a basement suddenly dropped on top of him, biting the severely injured silver hedgehog.
"...Basement." Space Ghost commented with a sly smirk, appearing in the doorway as Vector folded his lanky green arms together, confused.