Silver The Hedgehog hummed as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head, enjoying his break at the Sonic Adventure 1's Station Square Pizza Hut as he was resting at one of the green tables. He had his eyes closed, getting some quick rest when Amy Rose suddenly ran up to him, shaking him violently.

"Silver! Get up, mah boi, get up!" Amy exclaimed as she placed both of her hands on Silver's shoulders.

Silver gawked, flailing his arms as he fell out of his chair, blinking as he got up, shaking his head as he placed his hands on his hips, facing Amy. "What's wrong, Amy? What's the emergency?"

"Some guys want you to write an autograph!" Amy exclaimed as she held her hands together, blinking.

Silver squinted his eyes as his arms dropped by his side. "You're kidding me, right?" He responded, quite shocked.

Amy shook her head in response as she grabbed Silver and took him downstairs, to reveal the two characters who wanted the silver colored hedgehog's autograph. Silver turned his head to see them, one being a male, 8 foot 6 inch, 1250 pound, purple & gold colored, 23 year old panda bear named Noah Raymond Thompson, and the other being a male, 15 foot 6 inch 1850 pound gray, blue, red, pink, silver, gold, & orange colored, 23 year old gorilla named Spencer Daniel Ricardo. Silver rubbed his chin as he inspected the two fan characters.

"Credit goes to werewolf lover99, or bearvalley, or whatever his name is now," Espio The Chameleon muttered as he was cleaning the counter on the Pizza Hut's first floor.

"I'm sure he can bear the howling honor of actually having his characters in this fanfic!" Charmy Bee gleefully giggled as he was responded with a plain pizza pie to the face by Espio, with the pied bee sighing in disappointment.

"...Wait a minute, haven't I seen you two before?" Silver asked as he rolled his right hand around.

Noah rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "You might have. I'm sure we actually popped up in a fanfic or two," He responded in a Dutch accent, having a tuba with him for no reason.

"Yeah, what Kevin said," Spencer responded in a Japanese accent, balacing on his left foot as he was the all-time champion of balancing, having the world record, holding a flute in his right hand.

"I told you, Spencer, that's not my name," Noah responded as he slightly blushed. "Nobody calls me THAT anymore."

"Ehh, get used to it. We're brothers, even if we're totally different species." Spencer remarked with a sly smirk. "A name's a name, after all."

Amy folded her arms together as she blinked. "I don't get it. Why does the ape have so many different colors?"

"It's so I can stand out more." Spencer responded as he then fell on his back, causing several of the customers to laugh.

"Ahaha! He fell!" Knuckles The Echidna laughed as he then took a leak on Shadow The Hedgehog's right foot, only to whimper as Shadow growled.

"DAMN IT, KNUCKLES, NOT AGAIN!" Shadow exclaimed angrily as he pulled out his gun, chasing Knuckles all over Station Square as everyone watched them dash out, with Shadow shooting at Knuckles as Knuckles screamed girlishly.

Silver winced as he then took a slice of a nearby plain pizza pie using his psychic power, holding it in his right hand and munching on it as he turned to Noah and Spencer. "Right, so that happened. You still want my autograph?"

"Absolutely, mate!" Noah responded as he then started playing the tuba for no reason.

And then the Pizza Hut blew up, with everyone getting crushed. Silver and Amy popped out of the rubble, the two chuckling sheepishly as an angry Vector The Crocodile popped out of the ruins, not amused.

"JETSON... I mean..." Vector coughed as he cleared his throat, getting back to his angered state, "SILVER!"

"Oh shit." Silver muttered as he frowned.

Amy shrugged as she smiled, turning to you, the readers. "Oh well, it's a living!"

Cue laugh track.