Nighttime in Sonic Adventure's Station Square as Vector The Crocodile was in his Pizza Hut office, snoozing loudly in his giant pile of green dollar bills, because that's what he did. Because he was a money obsessed crocodile.
"Zzz... Vanilla... zzz... Chaotix... zzz..." Vector muttered as he turned around, feeling something hard as he slowly opened his eyes. "What the hell..."
Vector opened his eyes further, to see that the hard object was a regular, black colored SEGA Saturn console. Vector's eyes widened in horror as the SEGA Saturn faced him.
"Remember me, Vex?" The SEGA Saturn spoke in an eerie tone as it got in close to Vector's face. "Remember all the fun times you had playing me... and then sold me off on eBay just to get a few bucks!?"
"UWAH!" Vector exclaimed as he grabbed the SEGA Saturn and chucked it right out of the window, panting as he placed his right hand on his chest, panting.
Space Ghost woke up, turning his head to Vector. "Huh... what just happened?"
"...Nothing. It's nothing." Vector commented as he approached his desk, prepared to sit down when he turned to his left, to see the SEGA Saturn floating right in front of him. He screamed, hiding underneath his desk. "YARGH! Why can't you leave me alone!?"
"You know what they say... you just can't keep a good console down..." The SEGA Saturn taunted as it laughed, having a ghoulish green glow around it as Vector screamed, jumping out of the other window, with Space Ghost squinting as he couldn't see the haunted floating SEGA Saturn.
"I need to get my ears checked." Space Ghost remarked as he went back to snoozing, with the SEGA Saturn continuing to stay in Vector's office.
The next day at the Sonic Adventure 1's Station Square Pizza Hut in the morning, Silver The Hedgehog was walking alongside Amy Rose as they headed into the Pizza Hut, noticing that Vector was hiding behind one of the soda machines, the two hedgehogs glancing at each other as they wondered what was going on.
"Hey Vex... are you all right?" Silver asked as he moved his hands.
"Can't... be out in the open..." Vector mumbled as his eyes were widened, the green croc sweating nervously. "Saturn will find me..."
"Saturn?" Amy gawked as she placed her hands on her hips, tilting her head to the right. "You mean the planet Saturn? Or the Saturn character from Sailor Moon?"
Vector grabbed both Silver and Amy with his ridiculously long, lanky green arms, having them both behind the soda machine as he faced them.
"Neither of you two can reveal my horrifying past with the SEGA Saturn!" Vector muttered angrily as he faced them, glancing around. "If that console finds out that I'm here..."
"Oh, but I did find out, computer room boy," The haunted SEGA Saturn from the other night started as it floated just above Silver and Amy.
Vector shrieked as he jumped right through the ceiling, holding on tightly to Espio The Chameleon, who was taking a coffee break on the second floor. The SEGA Saturn system laughed as it followed Vector, with Silver and Amy looking at each other worried, both of their eyes widened.
"I know weird shit goes on around here..." Amy stated as she placed her hands on her face. "But that was totally fucking nuts."
"Poor Vector..." Silver remarked as he placed his left hand on his face, his right hand on his elbow, shaking his head. "He must be going through some sort of traumatic stress right now..."
"Vector, will you calm down?" Espio asked as he watched Vector run around on the second floor, with no one but Vector being able to see the haunted SEGA Saturn console, which kept taunting the frightened crocodile at any given opportunity.
