Silver yawned as he headed into the Pizza Hut, opening the doors as he headed towards the green staircase, only to be hit in the face by a bacon and sausage pizza pie.
"Oww! What the f-" Silver was about to curse as he used his psychic to get the pizza off his face, seeing a red fox in front of him. "Damn it, Tails, what did I tell you about sneaking up on me!?"
"I'm not Tails, you bumbling idiot!" The fox replied in a feale voice as she pushed Silver back onto a table, causing him to tumble down as she folded her arms. "Name's Fiona. Fiona Fox."
"...Weren't you suppose to be in jail?" Silver remarked as he stood up, placing his hands on his hips as he eyed Fiona suspiciously.
"Yeah, but I bailed." Fiona scoffed as she placed her hands on Silver's shoulders. "Anyway, I heard you make a lean mean pizza. So I'm requesting you to make one for me."
"You... you really think I'm gonna just make you some pizza just like that?" Silver remarked as he pushed Fiona off of him. "Well fat chance! I may be dorkish, but I'm not that dope!"
Fiona then grabbed Silver by the throat, holding him in the air as she snarled. "Oh, really? Well, how do you like getting cut up by Fiona Fox!?"
"FIONA!" Shrek exclaimed as he jumped out of one of the garbage cans, tackling Fiona and hugging her tightly, causing Silver to drop from Fiona's grasp.
"PRINCESS!" Donkey exclaimed as he emerged out of one of the customers' pepperoni pizza, causing them to run for their lives.
Silver watched in dismay as Fiona screamed, being dragged out of the Pizza Hut by Shrek and Donkey, with Scourge appearing next to Silver, munching on a slice of plain pizza.
"So... it appears you met with Fiona again." Scourge stated as he finished up his slice of pizza.
Silver glared at Scourge as he pointed at her. "You summoned her here, didn't you?"
"No." Scourge scoffed as he smirked, folding his arms. "But I do know what to do with you!"
And then Silver found himself stuffed inside one of the ovens, screaming as he was burnt alive, with Scourge laughing his head off.