Now with those two certain B worded idiots at bay, it's time to go and ruin other people's day...
Silver The Hedgehog stretched out his arms as he smiled, looking out towards the horizon on the eastern sandy shore of Seaside Hill as he placed his hands on his hips. "Man, today is such a nice day! Nothing can ruin it for me!"
"Oh really, hedgehog?" Cackled a certain green, warty witch as she was riding on her flying broomstick. "I'll make sure to make it so bad you'll have to put it on your blog!"
"...What?" Silver gawked as he looked up, instantly recognizing the rhyming witch as he pointed at her with his right hand. "You! You're that nasty witch from Spiral Mountain, Gruntilda Winkybunion!"
"That's my name, hedgehog colored silver!" Gruntilda Winkybunion exclaimed as she pointed at Silver. "Your body looks good enough to not make me bitter!"
Silver groaned as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "Ugh, you really need to get better rhymes, these are killing me!"
"It's not as easy as it looks, kid." Gruntilda the witch commented as she rolled her left hand. "It's worse than trying to own a giant, stubborn squid." She snapped her fingers as she shook her head. "Anyway, enough of this dribble! Time for me to put out a spell that will surely scribble!"
"That doesn't even make sense!" Silver shouted as he was then knocked out cold by a strange spell, falling on his back as Gruntilda smirked. Suddenly, everything became dark, with weird green spirits circling around Grunty and Silver as strange dark magic had occurred. Silver groaned as he opened his eyes, looking down to see that he was on Grunty's flying broom.
"What the..." Silver commented as he gasped, looking at the warty green hands that he now possed, his voice changing to that of Grunty's. "Ahhh! I swapped bodies with Gruntilda!"
"That's right, you time traveling flunk!" Gruntilda laughed as she placed her hands on her now hedgehog hips, her voice now being Silver's as she then was pointing up at Silver with her right hand. "Now that I'm in your body, I'm going to go and shock everyone with my newfound spunk!" She cackled as she dashed away, with Silver screaming.
"No! Get your warty butt back here!" Silver shouted as he followed Gruntilda on Grunty's broom, horrified that he was now trapped in the body of an ugly, green wicked witch.
Back at the Sonic Adventure 1's Station Square Pizza Hut, Vector The Crocodile yawned as he stretched his arms, stepping out to the kitchen and into his office as he turned his head to Moltar. "So, is that cloning machine going?"
"It should be up and running soon enough, Vector." Moltar stated as he moved his head a couple of times, his hands held behind his back.
"Good. Anyway, have any of you seen Silver?" Vector asked as he placed his right hand on his hip, scratching his head as he blinked. "He's normally never this late..."
Gruntilda then stumbled onto the Sonic Universe's Station Square Pizza Hut, still being in Silver's body. Vector and Moltar looked at each other, then back at Gruntilda, surprised at the way she walked in.
"This body is quite a slog," Gruntilda commented as she shook her head, placing her hands on her hips. "I should not have used the body of this hedgehog."
"Silver! There you are!" Vector exclaimed as he pointed at Silver, shaking his head. "Where have you been, damn it? You're two hours late on your day off!"
"I had... quite a problem." Gruntilda admitted as she sheepishly chuckled, trying her best to pose as Silver. "Yes... it was quite the predicament that left me a gem."
Vector and Moltar looked at each other oddly as they blinked, turning their heads back to Silver.
"You don't seem your regular self, Silver," Moltar commented as he moved his head about, placing his hands behind his back.
"That's because that's not me!" Silver exclaimed, his hands on his hips as he was still in Gruntilda's body.
Everyone in the Pizza Hut gasped as they glanced at Gruntilda, then at Silver, wondering what the hell was going on.
"Gruntilda Winkybunion!?" Everyone in the Pizza Hut exclaimed in shock except Gruntilda and Silver.
"Holy crap!" Master Shake exclaimed as Meatwad gasped, with Carl and Frylock widening their eyes in shock as they were all sitting at a table together.
"Did you do anything to summon her?" Carl asked as he dropped his slice of bacon, sausage, and pepperoni topped pizza.
Frylock simply shook his head. "Don't look at me. I just came here to enjoy a normal lunch."
"Oh man, now I really wish we had Bill with us!" Meatwad exclaimed, referring to Bill from Left 4 Dead.
"Yes, that's right, look at me!" Gruntilda admitted as she twirled around, wagging her right index finger. "I feel so much younger, and I look not a day past fifty!"
"You're an old, warty, green witch, and I want my body back!" Silver exclaimed as he fired off a green spell at Gruntilda, who used green psychic to counter it.
"It's no use, you dumb fool!" Gruntilda taunted as she placed her hands on her hips, smirking. "I have your powers, so now I'll reduce you to a bloody pool!"
"These rhymes are getting stupider by the minute," Shadow The Hedgehog whispered to Vector and Moltar, who nodded their heads in agreement.
"Grr! I don't care!" Silver exclaimed as he fired off another green spell at Gruntilda. "Gimme back my body!"
As Gruntilda dodged out of the way, Amy Rose came up with a Dr. Pepper, drinking it as she gasped, seeing what just occurred before her.
"Dear goodness!" Amy exclaimed as she dropped her carbonated soda, placing both of her hands on her face. "Gruntilda The Witch, here?!"
It was then that Silver and Gruntilda fired their powers at each other, a green explosion that caused Gruntila's spirit to be swapped with Amy's. As a result, Gruntilda was now in the body of Amy Rose, while Amy was in... Silver's body.
"Oh no." Silver muttered as his eyes widened, with Amy screaming in horror as she placed her hands on her face.
"No! My precious body!" Amy cried in Silver's voice as she looked down, shaking her head as she covered herself up. "I feel so naked without my precious clothes!"
Gruntilda took a good look of herself in her new body in a nearby window, smirking as she faced Silver and Amy. "I'm liking this new body, it's frail but has a lot of gut!" She exclaimed in Amy's voice as she then glanced at her backside as she sighed, placing both of her new furry, pink hands on her rear end. "But I don't like that I once again have a big butt."
"Hey!" Amy exclaimed angrily as she pointed at Gruntila, feeling insulted. "My butt is not that big!"
"...But it sure is loud!" Vector exclaimed as everyone had a laugh, including Gruntilda and Silver.
Amy growled in annoyance as she folded her arms. "That's not funny at all, Vector!" She grumbled as she shook her head.
"I thought it was funny." A male Penguinator badnik admitted as he slowly moved about at one of the tables.
"Anyway, I'm out of here," Gruntilda stated as she left with a cackle, waving with her right hand. "I'll see all of you fools next year!"
"Get back here!" Silver and Amy exclaimed as they chased after Gruntilda, tumbling down the staircase as they began brawling on the first floor, with all the customers screaming as they either ran right out of the Pizza Hut or headed to the walls.
Espio The Chameleon, Charmy Bee, and Knuckles The Echidna all entered the Pizza Hut, to see the brawl that was ensuing between Gruntilda, Silver, and Amy. They blinked, looking at each other.
"Well this just got awkward," Knuckles commented as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand.
Espio murmured as he folded his arms together. "Should we do something about it?"
"Nah, no way! I'm enjoying this fight! It's already making my great night!" Charmy exclaimed in rhyme as he cheered on all three of the body swapped characters, with both Espio and Knuckles shaking their head in dismay.
Oh no! Gruntilda Winkybunion, Silver The Hedgehog, and Amy Rose have all swapped bodies! What is going to happen now...!?
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Gruntilda, Silver, and Amy all tumbled onto the street as they kept beating each other up, with Gruntilda in Amy's body, Amy in Silver's body, and Silver in Gruntilda's body. It was then that Gruntilda wielded the Piko Piko Hammer, threatening Amy and Silver with it.
"One more step, and I'll give you two morons a whack!" Gruntilda cackled as she smirked. "With this super hammer attack!"
"I don't think so!" Silver exclaimed as he fired off a green spell, with Gruntilda deflecting it back as it headed towards the Pizza Hut.
Amy gasped as she placed her hands on her face. "Oh no! It's headed back to the Pizza Hut!"
"Smell ya later, chumps!" Gruntilda laughed as she smacked her pink hedgehog butt, dashing off to the west as she kept taunting Silver and Amy. "Soon I'm going to make everyone here do endless jumps!"
Silver and Amy looked at each other as they blinked, with Amy jumping on the flying broomstick as Silver flew after Gruntilda, who smashed people away from her with her Piko Piko Hammer.
Back inside the Pizza Hut...
"Here's your grape covered pizza, Knuckles!" Silver stated as he handed Knuckles a pizza pie full of purple and green grapes.
"Awesome!" Knuckles exclaimed as he wore the pizza on his head, performing one of his rap songs as everyone began dancing to his beat.
Knuckles snored loudly as he was having another daydream, much to the annoyance of everyone else, as they were sick of hearing the red colored echidna snooze.
"Man, it's so boring in here..." Charmy droned in a whiny tone as he munched on some day old pizza, burping as he stretched his arms. "I wish something exciting happened!"
Suddenly the green blast surrounded Charmy, with his soul being taken out of his body as it then got swapped with Shadow's body.
"What the hell!?" Shadow exclaimed as he found himself in Charmy's body, placing his hands on his head. "What is this nonsense!?"
"Yay! I'm in a hedgehog body!" Charmy exclaimed joyfully as he bounced about, with the other customers looking oddly at Charmy as they were surprised at how upbeat he was acting.
Vector came out of the office to see what was going on, seeing 'Charmy' acting moody as 'Shadow' was bouncing with joy, tilting his head to the right.
"What is this madness...?" Vector commented as he approached Shadow, wrapping his right arm around him. "Charmy, why are you so groody like Shadow?"
"...Because I am Shadow, you idiot!" Shadow growled as he stung Vector in the nose.
"Yeowch!" Vector exclaimed as he placed his hands on his stung snouts, punching Shadow in the face afterwards. "That was uncalled for!"
"Ha ha!" Charmy laughed as he pointed at the punched Shadow, pointing with his right hand as his left hand was on his stomach. "You got punched, you got punched! Ha ha ha!"
"Huh, what?" Knuckles groaned as he woke up, moving his head around as he was unaware of what was happening. "I'm up, I'm up now."
Dr. Eggman sighed as he was patrolling the skies above Sonic Adventure 1's Station Square, both of his hands on his face. "I feel like those annoying animals are having a fun scheme going on without me involved..."
"Don't worry, boss! We can always go check out the Pizza Hut and see what's happening!" Cubot exclaimed as he popped up behind Eggman.
Orbot nodded as he moved his small, mechanical hands around. "Yes, boss, it doesn't seem all that bad when you think about it."
Eggman sighed as he placed both of his hands on his head, shaking his head as Orbot and Cubot kept on chatting, much to his annoyance. "Why did I build these two idiots again..."
"So, are we ever going to return to our bodies?" Shadow commented in an annoyed tone as he continued buzzing in the air, still trapped in Charmy's body.
Vector murmured as he rubbed his chin, shrugging as he shook his head. "Who knows. But for know, get back to making pizza!" He exclaimed as he grabbed Shadow, shoving him into a nearby oven and giving him the oven punishment.
Charmy, who was in Shadow's body, giggled as he munched on some bacon topped pizza, laughing at Shadow's fate. "Ha ha! He's going to burn up!" He then paused as his eyes widened with fright, screaming as he placed his hands on his face. "Wait! That's my body! AHHH!" He screamed as he ran around the tables within the Pizza Hut, being smashed in the head by a green table that Knuckles picked up.
"Calm down, kid!" Knuckles exclaimed as he chucked the table to the side, placing his hands on his hips. "We'll solve this predicament sooner than you expect!"
"I hope so." Moltar commented as he was in the process of making pizza. "Remember the last time Silver wasn't here to make pizza?"
One flashback later...
"All right, I'm going to be gone for a few days." Silver commented as he had several white cardboard boxes full of pizzas in his arms, facing his fellow coworkers. "Pray tell that none of you destroy the Pizza Hut."
"You can count on us!" Space Ghost exclaimed as he waved goodbye to Silver.
The very moment Silver left, the Sonic Universe's Station Square Pizza Hut began shaking violently, eventually collapsing on itself after two hours of pure mayhem.
"...Where is mah boi, anyway?" Vector asked as he held a sausage topped pizza in his right hand, his left hand on his hip as he blinked.
Silver, who was still trapped in Gruntilda Winkybunion's body, panted as he wiped his green warty forehead with his right hand as Amy Rose, who was in Silver's body, glanced at him.
"Don't tell me you're getting tired already!" Amy exclaimed as she shook her head.
Silver narrowed his eyes as he turned his head back to Amy. "Hey, being a fat, warty old witch isn't as easy as it looks! It takes your breath away, seriously!"
"Well for your sake I hope that you hold on!" Amy exclaimed as she placed her hands on her face, shaking her head. "Who knows what that cursed witch is doing to my innocent body!"
Elsewhere, Gruntilda the Witch, who was in Amy's body, cackled gleefully as she was causing havoc to Sonic's world, going from zone to zone as she used the Piko Piko Hammer and her own magic to wreak havoc amongst everyone and everything, with each zone barring her true, witchy face on it as she continued to make everything miserable.
"I'm turning everything into my image!" Gruntilda cackled as she tried her best to rhyme, clenching her right hand. "This will go well to my... advantage!"
To Be Continued...
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"Seriously?" Silver and Amy complained as both didn't want to be stuck in the bodies that they were still trapped in.