Silver was having pizza with Amy, Shadow, and Knuckles as they were all sitting together at the table closest to the window on the Pizza Hut's second floor, with all of them talking to each other about their day.
"So I went over to the pool near the Emerald Beach, and I discovered that they didn't allow pets there." Silver remarked as he munched on a slice of pepperoni pizza, rolling his left hand around. "They honestly thought that I was a pet. Can you imagine that?"
"Actually, I can." Shadow remarked as he sipped his can of Diet Dr. Thunder. "You definitely are as obnoxious as one."
Silver groaned as he glared at Shadow. "Is there any moment that you don't treat me like total crap, Shadow?"
"Nope." Shadow remarked as he took a slice of pizza and crunched on it. "Anyway, I was getting way too much mail, so I went to the postal office in the Speed Highway and blasted everyone with my Chaos Spear."
"...Seriously?" Silver, Amy, and Knuckles all stated as they stared at Shadow.
"What? It's not like I wanted to have mail delivered to me in a world where we have instant email and cellphones." Shadow offered his rebuttal as he finished eating up his pizza.
Amy placed her hands on her face as she sighed. "Well, I tried taking Sonic out for a date to the Night Babylon, but as usual, he chickened out on me." She frowned as she rubbed her right arm with her left hand. "I wasn't even being as hyperactive as I usually am..."
"That's Sonic for ya. He just goes off without a hitch." Knuckles commented as he flexed his muscles. "He just wants to zip away from anything that requires some time. Last week, me and the fox boy..."
"Tails?" Amy, Silver, and Shadow all stated as they faced Knuckles.
Knuckles squinted his eyes as he had a disgusted look on his face. "...Yeah. That annoying, know it all, yellow two tailed mammal that no one actually likes. Anyway, me and him were trying out some new inventions to turn lemonade into oil, but Sonic thought that it required way too much effort, so he bailed out."
"That's typical." Shadow replied as he sipped his Diet Dr. Thunder.
Espio walked by with several cardboard boxes full of pizzas as he turned his head to the four anthropomorphic mammals. "You guys would perfectly fit in a sitcom about nothing."
"That's basically what this entire story amounts to," Shadow remarked as he stretched his arms together, only for his chair to break as he landed on his butt.
Silver, Amy, and Knuckles all laughed as they pointed at Shadow, with Espio chuckling as he kept on walking away. Vector emerged out of his office to see what the big deal was, seeing Shadow on the floor as he placed his hands on his scaly hips.
"I don't get it. What is the deal with this?" Vector remarked as he pointed at Shadow.
Shadow groaned in pain as he stood up, placing his hands on his back. "Stupidity..."