Silver The Hedgehog munched on a slice of hot, bacon topped pizza as he sat down with Amy Rose, Shadow The Hedgehog, and Sonic The Hedgehog, both him and Sonic being on their breaks, the Sonic Adventure 1's Station Square not full of customers as it normally was. The teenaged, psychic using, silver colored anthropomorphic hedgehog held his pizza with his right hand as he sighed, gulping down his slice. "Ahh... nothing like a good pizza to make you feel better."
"You said it!" Amy giggled as she finished up her third slice, burping loudly as she placed her hands on her face. "Gosh, my goodness, excuse me! I'm so gassy!"
Shadow rolled his eyes as he folded his arms together, turning his head to Silver. "You know, this fanfic just reached its seven hundredth chapter. Do you think the author will go easy on it for a while?"
"Well, sure, he already has a lot of chapters," Sonic commented as he laughed, rolling his hands around. "Now that this story has seven hundred chapters, he can go back and improve on many of the older, shorter chapters."
"Well, officially seven hundred chapters," Amy remarked as she began eating another slice of pizza. "The author's been shifting around a lot, you know."
"Good point," Shadow and Sonic responded in unison.
"You're saying that like he doesn't do it already." Silver remarked as he kept on eating his slice, pointing his right index finger up. "You know, that reminds me. What if there were seventy different mini chapters in this particular chapter?"
Amy, Shadow, and Sonic all glanced at each other as they turned to Silver with weird expressions on their face.
"Seventy?" Shadow scoffed as he sipped his Diet Pepsi. "I doubt he would be able to do even ten, or twenty."
"Yeah. At most, I would give him thirty two chapters," Sonic remarked as he munched on a slice of his pizza.
"You think that would work?" Amy commented as she held her hands together on her lap.
"Sure!" Silver laughed as he rolled his hands around. "What could POSSIBLY go wrong?"
The four anthropomorphic hedgehogs then turned their attention to the middle of the room, with Bubsy The Bobcat stumbling around as he collapsed on the floor. Scourge The Hedgehog laughed as he grabbed some pizza dough and chucked it on top of the unconscious Bubsy, with Shadow and Sonic chuckling as Silver and Amy murmured.
"Remember what particular Pizza Hut this place is, Silver." Shadow remarked with a chuckle as he picked up his can of Diet Pepsi and sipped it.
Sonic laughed as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head, opening his eyes. "Yeah, Silver. Here, life at Pizza Hut is anything but normal!"
Silver sighed as he dropped his arms by his sides, shaking his head. "I know... oh how I know..."
The four hedgehogs continued chatting and eating pizza with each other as they wondered what odd events could occur at the Pizza Hut and the people who worked there... as well as to the people who went there.
Vector The Crocodile was in a nearby grocery shop in the same Station Square from Sonic Adventure 1 that the Pizza Hut he managed was located in, looking for particular things to take back home as he was in the computer section.
"Hmm. These things will fit great in the computer room!" Vector laughed as he then stepped on something odd, looking down to see a random yellow colored box of cereal on the floor. "What's this?"
The green crocodile picked up the yellow box, with the box having rainbow colored text titled 'Crazy Cereal'. Vector laughed as he held it in his right hand.
"Wow! 'Crazy Cereal'! What an original name!" Vector announced boldly as he nodded his head, placing the cereal in his red cart full of computer items. "I should get this for the guys back at the Pizza Hut!"
Vector then headed to the registration lines, checking the price for the 'Crazy Cereal'. It costed two dollars.
"Two dollars!?" Vector exclaimed as he wheezed, his eyes turning white as he placed his right hand on his chest, collapsing on the grocery store floor. "Uwah! That's way too rich for my blood!"
Cream The Rabbit happened to have been in the same grocery store with her mom Vanilla The Rabbit, both of them gasping as they saw Vector collapse.
"Mr. Vector! Are you all right!?" Cream pleaded as she tried getting Vector back up.
Vanilla held both of her hands as she frowned. "Oh my... it doesn't look like he's going to be up for quite a while..."
"Is it me, or is it a bit cooler than usual?" Espio The Chameleon commented as he was in the subway station below the Pizza Hut, cleaning out the ovens.
Moltar was reading a newspaper as he glanced up at Espio. "What do you mean by that? You mean things are totally radical, or that the temperature got cold?"
"I'm obviously referring to the latter." Espio muttered as he sneezed, rubbing his nose with his right hand briefly as he shook his head. "I mean, some days it's cooler than usual, some days it's hotter than normal... the weather just can't make up its mind..."
Moltar simply shrugged as he looked back at his newspaper. "That's the weather for you. One day it's all nice and dandy, the next day there's a severe thunderstorm..."
Espio sighed as he turned around, to see a subway train zip right past the Pizza Hut stop, wondering why it didn't bother to pull off at the station as he rubbed his chin with his right hand. Moltar couldn't care less as he kept reading his newspaper.
"Don't mind me," Antoine D'Coolette stated as he was sitting on a wooden bench in the sidewalk three blocks north of the Pizza Hut. "I'm just making an unimportant cameo."
And then the bench Antoine was sitting on broke, causing Antoine to break his back. Because he was the comic relief.
Cue laugh track.
Knuckles The Echidna was trying to get his Dr. Pepper open, only to accidentally hit himself in the face with the fuzz of the soda. Knuckles squinted as his face was wet, shaking his head as he sighed, looking at the Dr. Pepper can.
"What... a waste. A complete and total waste of a good, tasty carbonated drink." Knuckles commented as he headed upstairs to the rooftop of the Pizza Hut, with ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer, beer bubbles, bubbleade, bubble cola, double cola, double-bubble-burple-cola, and all the crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose splashing all over him from high in the dark, starry night sky. Knuckles screamed with rage as he collapsed on his knees, clenching his fists as he glared up at the sky. "Oh come on! Not again!"
Several badniks screamed as they were being chased by a piece of paper with the words 'Milk', 'Eggs', and 'Cheese' printed on it, running up and down and all around the Pizza Hut as the other non badnik customers watched.
"Oh my gosh!" A random girl human exclaimed as she pointed at the hovering piece of paper. "It's a floating shopping list!"
With that proclamation, all the customers in the Pizza Hut screamed as they immediately ran out of the Pizza Hut, being chased by the floating shopping list, with all of Station Square randomly being wrecked and burning in flames from everyone panicking about.
"Don't press this button," Charmy read the instructions on a small yellow button encased within glass, smiling as he punched through the glass and pressed the button. "I like pressing buttons!"
The entire Pizza Hut then shook violently, with cockroaches and rats crawling out and scaring away the customers. Charmy gulped as he felt nervous.
"Uh... oh..." Charmy responded as he attempted to fly away, only to bump into Vector, who was quite pissed off.
"There are instructions imprinted on there for a reason, you dumb bee!" Vector bellowed as he grabbed Charmy and reconstructed the bee into a small box, handing it to the cockroaches who were scattering on the floor, with Charmy's cries muffled.
Sonic and Rouge were on Angel Island together as Rouge was holding onto Sonic, who had the bat in his arms as he sped towards Knuckles' home spot, which was right where the Master Emerald was resting. Sonic was on a pizza delivery, the pizzas stored in a red backpack he was wearing.
"Heh. Looks like ol' Knucklehead is snoozing again." Sonic stated as he pointed at Knuckles, turning his head to Rouge. "What should we do with him?"
Rouge smirked as she snapped her fingers. "Hand me a pizza pie, blue boy." She then grabbed a box of pizza as she took out the plain pizza, approaching
Knuckles and smashing it in his face as she laughed, rushing off with Sonic as they both laughed their heads off, with Knuckles screaming as he flailed his arms about.
"Where the bloody hell is he?" A Penguinator badnik impatiently asked a Batbot badnik as they were waiting for their badnik friend to show up, both of them having a bacon and sausage topped pizza on the first floor of the Sonic Universe's Station Square Pizza Hut. "He always does this!"
"Give him time, man. He always takes his time. You know how his programming is." The Batbot replied to the Penguinator.
Suddenly, the two badniks turned around to see an Orbinaut badnik enter the Pizza Hut and slowly approaching them, not being able to go faster.
"Dude, it's about time you showed up," The Penguinator complained as he moved his mechanical flippers.
"Give me a friggin' break. It's not easy only being able to go in one direction," The Orbinaut complained as a random One Direction song suddenly played in the background, with everyone in the Pizza Hut groaning in response.
"Are you kidding me?" The Batbot remarked as he blinked, continuing to flap his mechanical bat wings. "This joke isn't even funny!"
"Augh... my back." Nack Fang The Sniper Weasal complained as he sat at a table by the counter.
Bean The Dynamite tilted his head as he looked at Nack, munching on some anchovies pizza alongside the mute Bark The Polar Bear. "What's wrong with it?"
Nack groaned as he rubbed his sore back with both of his hands. "I think I was sitting in a strange position."
"Typical." Espio remarked as he was refilling the napkins at the napkins stand at the counter.
"Froggy!" Big The Cat exclaimed as he looked around the Pizza Hut, chucking customers, tables, and pizzas aside as he continued searching for his pet frog and close friend. "Where are you, Froggy? I miss you!"
Froggy was hiding inside the deep reaches of the cash register, not wanting to be discovered by Big.
Charmy Bee was humming as he checked over all the different pizzas, noticing that the honey jar was empty.
"Oh hey! The honey's not full!" Charmy exclaimed as he picked up the empty jar, glancing left and right as he whistled innocently. "I better go and fill it up..."
Charmy flew out of the Sonic Adventure Station Square Pizza Hut, heading to the Sonic Adventure Mystic Ruins to find flowers to pollinate, so that he would be able to fill the honey jar up with fresh honey.
Silver hummed as he finished a pizza delivery, heading back to the Pizza Hut towards the southern direction as Opa Opa accidentally bumped into him, knocking the silver colored hedgehog down.
"Ouch! Watch it, man!" Silver exclaimed as he stood up, dusting himself and looking at Opa Opa, recognizing him. "Oh hey, Opa Opa! What are you doing here?"
Opa Opa explained his plight to Silver in various high pitched beeps as he moved around in place, with Silver nodding his head as he placed his hands on his hips.
"So basically speaking, you're getting yourself more recognized with Sonic's world so that you will feel more at home when you race at Seaside Hill, Casino Park, and the Final Fortress," Silver replied as he rubbed his chin with his right hand. "Huh. That's a pretty nice way of going at it."
Opa Opa squeaked as he shook Silver's hands, bidding him farewell as the sentient vehicle headed to the eastern direction. Silver smiled as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head, nodding.
"What a nice, legendary SEGA character." Silver commented with a smile as he began whistling, continuing to head back to the Pizza Hut.
Shadow yawned as he stretched his arms and closed his eyes, preparing to take a nap when Scourge suddenly dumped a bucket's worth of Diet Pepsi all over Shadow. Shadow growled as he looked up, to see Scourge laughing at him.
"Why you little..." Shadow growled as he clenched his fists, reaching out for a Chaos Emerald from behind his back with his left hand. "Chaos..."
However, much to Shadow's dismay, he didn't have a Chaos Emerald in hand, causing him to gawk as Scourge kept taunting him.
"Aww, what's wrong?" Scourge chortled as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head, leaning on the counter. "Did your precious Chaos Emerald go missing?"
"What the hell!?" Shadow exclaimed as he looked around frantically, touching his entire body with both of his hands. "Where's my damn fourth chaos emerald!?"
"Hey Knux, who's your muscular friend?" Silver asked Knuckles as there was a male gendered, buffed, blue echidna standing next to Knuckles, with Silver rolling the pizza dough.
Knuckles smiled as he wrapped his right arm around the blue echidna. "We met in prison."
"I'm hideous!" The blue echidna sobbed as he covered his face with both of his hands.
Knuckles patted the blue echidna on the back, reassuring him, "No you're not. You're beautiful."
Silver shrugged as he kept on rolling around the pizza dough, with Knuckles trying his best to make the blue echidna feel better.
Rouge The Bat chuckled as she had all the Chaos Emeralds in her hands, flapping her bat wings towards the Speed Highway.
"I hate to make Sonic and Shadow feel a bit empty..." Rouge commented to herself as she squealed, rubbing the Chaos Emeralds on her face. "But these babies are just too priceless!"
"The pizza doesn't have any toppings," A Buzzbomber stated as he looked up at Espio.
Espio eyed Buzzbomber as he was cleaning the counter with a green cloth. "So? You didn't request there to be any toppings."
"...I did?" The Buzzbomber remarked as he blinked. "I must have forgotten."
And then several pizza toppings fell on the Buzzbomber.
"Ugh, I'm feeling gassy..." Vanilla admitted as she rubbed her rumbling stomach, glancing at Cream, who gasped as he placed her hands on her face.
"Oh mom? Are you feeling okay?" Cream asked as she held her mother's hands, looking directly at her face to face.
Vanilla was about to answer when she burped loudly, her eyes widening as she blushed, everyone turning her attention to her as she didn't feel proper.
"Gosh... excuse me..." Vanilla admitted as she then accidentally let loose a brassy fart, her embarrassed blush turning brighter, with Cream doing her best to make her feel better.
Espio sniffed the air as his eyes widened, glancing around as he felt something wasn't right. "Why is there smoke in here?"
Espio then rushed to the kitchen, to see that Charmy had all of the ovens opened, spotting Espio coming and waving to him.
"Hey Esp! I set all the ovens on super high!" Charmy remarked as he looked at the crusty ashes of a pizza pie. "Although I don't think anyone would wanna eat this..."
Espio groaned as he slapped his forehead in annoyance, with Charmy shrugging in response.
"You know, I wished it rained," B.D. Joe admitted to Ulala as the two shared a bacon, sausage, and mushroom topped pizza together at a table near the window on the Pizza Hut's second floor.
Ulala held her slice of pizza in both of her hands as she tilted her head to the right. "Why would you wish for that?"
B.D. Joe simply smiled in response as he folded his arms together. "I like the rain. It's comforting."
"...Huh. I guess that's true." Ulala added after a brief pause, enjoying her pizza slice.
Sonic was delivering pizzas to the homeless people in Station Square's eastern section when he stopped in his tracks, turning around and spotting a familiar figure. "...Mighty!?"
Mighty The Armadillo sighed as he nodded his head, hanging out from underneath an old sign for tires, the shop in question being closed as the red armadillo was staking it out on the sidewalk. He waved to Sonic with his right hand, frowning. "Oh... hey, Sonic."
"Dude, what the hell happened to you!?" Sonic exclaimed as he placed the three white cardboard boxes of different pizzas down on the sidewalk, approaching Mighty as it began to lightly rain in Station Square.
"Oh, you know. I tried my luck at breaking out from your series, and SEGA didn't like it." Mighty admitted as he folded his arms together. "They figured there was no sense in keeping me since Knuckles and Shadow basically stole my job."
"Your job of what?" Sonic asking as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand.
Mighty grumbled as he pointed at Sonic. "My job of being your cool, friendly rival."
Sonic blinked, then chuckled, the blue hedgehog placing both of his hands on his stomach. "You might have a point with Shadow, but Knuckles is a complete idiot. Friendly, sure, but now he's too dorkish to be my rival."
Mighty smirked as he valued Sonic's sense of humor. "Heh. Some things never change, do they?"
Sonic and Mighty both chuckled as they chatted with each other, with Mighty even being offered a bacon topped pizza by Sonic. Of course, the armadillo greatly appreciated it as he munched on the pizza, not letting any slice go to waste.
Amy felt her stomach rumbling as she groaned, placing her right hand on her stomach. "Oh no... I'm feeling a bit hungry again..."
"Then eat a pizza." Espio remarked as he was reading the newspaper.
Cream turned to Espio as she was sitting with Amy. "Don't you think you should go and make Ms. Amy a pizza, Mr. Espio?"
Espio scoffed as he rolled his eyes, shaking his head. "I'm on my break. I'm sure one of the other guys can get her pizza."
Amy and Cream murmured as the two mammalian girls looked at each other, with Amy Rose's stomach rumbling louder.
The Sonic Adventure's Station Square Pizza Hut was going through its usual business as Silver returned to the Pizza Hut, panting as he placed his hands on his hips, with it being nighttime.
"Man... today was a long night out in Central City..." Silver remarked as he proceeded to stretch his arms.
As Silver prepared to head up the staircase, the Pizza Hut shook violently as the entire city of Station Square was shaking violently, with Silver falling on his back as he blinked, looking around to wonder just what was going on, with the customers freaking out as Silver looked out the window of the Pizza Hut, to see a giant Rouge The Bat accidentally causing property damage and stomping on cars as she tried her best not to step on anything, having quite a hard time as she watched all the people running away from her in fear.
"Wait! I don't mean to cause this much damage!" Rouge exclaimed as she moved her hands. "The Master Emerald was doing things to me!"
Knuckles yawned loudly as he stretched his arms, realizing something as he was in a cramped space. "Wha... what the hell? Where am I?" He then glanced around, gasping as he realized that he was inside an egg. "AGH! Why am I inside an egg!?"
"Not just inside an egg," Shadow chuckled as he folded his arms, being at his usual table in the Pizza Hut. "But inside a microwave, too!"
"WHAT!?" Knuckles exclaimed as he was inside an egg that was in a microwave, the microwave in question being on the table that Shadow was at. "Shadow! I'm going to get you for this!"
"Keep saying that." Shadow chuckled as he sipped some Diet Pepsi. "This is going good. Might warm up an enchilada, even."
"Hey, you know what?" Charmy asked as he buzzed above Scourge.
Scourge sighed as he glared at Charmy, his arms folded together. "What?"
"You said what!" Charmy laughed as he pointed at Scourge.
Scourge squinted his eyes as he was confused. "...is this suppose to be a joke?"
"...Yes..." Charmy admitted as he frowned, lower his arms.
Scourge rolled his eyes as he flicked Charmy away, heading to the back of the kitchen. "Well it's not funny."
"Awww... Charmy stated as he was disappointed, shaking his head in response as he sighed.
Silver hummed as he headed into his apartment, looking around as he placed several cardboard boxes of pizzas down on the table as he rubbed his chin with his right hand, thinking.
"Wasn't there something that I was gonna do with Blaze?" Silver pondered as he glanced up at the ceiling. "Nah. Maybe it's just my imagination. Well, I better get my head cleared and back into delivering these pizzas."
As Silver turned around and was about to pick up the pizzas, he gawked in disbelief to see that the cardboard boxes were open, with Amy on the couch as she burped loudly, picking out her teeth of pizza crumbs with a toothpick. Silver screamed in horror as his eyes widened, placing his hands on his head.
"AMY!" Silver exclaimed as he glared at Amy angrily.
Amy meekly shrugged as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "What? I was hungry, and I just so happen to spot you coming to your home quick, so I thought I dropped by." She then released a brassy poot as she giggled, slightly blushing. "Sorry about that. Hope you don't mind the stink."
Silver groaned as he slapped his right hand on his forehead, groaning as he was about to head out, only to slip on pizza grease on the floor. Amy laughed at Silver's accident as she rolled off the couch, her hands on her stomach as she kept on laughing, much to Silver's dismay.
"...you know what I would kill for?" Knuckles stated as he was having a black olives and pepperoni pizza with Shadow.
Shadow rolled his eyes as he glanced back at Knuckles, with a slice in his right hand. "What, dare I ask?"
"...Some Menthol. That keeps the bats away." Knuckles remarked as he pounded his knuckles. "Which means one spray of it, and Rouge will come no closer..."
"I can hear you, ya know..." Rouge stated as she was playing at one of the slots machine, with Knuckles chucking a slice of pizza at Rouge. Rouge got up, walked towards Knuckles, and leaned over, her cleavage in the red echidna's face as she then kicked him in the nuts, causing him to fall over as Shadow laughed heartily, with everyone noticing Knuckles in pain.
"I found a nickle!" An old human lady stated as she pointed at a shiny nickle on the floor.
Vector suddenly pushed the old lady to the side as he picked up the nickle, gleefully giggling as he glanced at it, with the customers all eying him oddly.
"Oh nickle! How bright you shine!" Vector stated as he skipped over to his office, with the customers looking at each other as they simply shrugged.
All was nice in the Pizza Hut when suddenly Princess Elise of Soleanna busted in, holding shooting rifles as she began shooting inside the Pizza Hut, scaring everyone as several ceiling tiles fell.
"All right!" Elise stated as she pointed at the ceiling with her rifle in her right hand. "I got you pesky pets now!"
The mutated pizza-rat hybrids hissed as they scurried out of the ceiling and onto the floor, with Elise chasing after them as she fired off her rifles, with the customers looking at each other as they were scared. Espio emerged from the subway station below as he noticed everyone trembling, shaking his head.
"What the hell happened up here?" Espio asked as a ceiling tile hit him on the head, knocking him down on the floor as his tail and right leg twitched.
"Hey..." Amy stated as she looked over Silver and Charmy in the kitchen, being over the counter as she had a smile on her face.
"Hmm? Sup, Amy?" Silver asked as he was rolling pizza dough.
Amy giggled as she held her hands behind her back. "It's my birthday today! How about you give me a special pizza?"
"Ooh, a birthday pizza!" Charmy exclaimed as he buzzed around Amy in excitement. "That must be pretty yummy!"
"Oh, but it is!" Vector laughed as he emerged out of the ceiling, looking down at Silver, Amy, and Charmy. He then fell to the ground, going back up as he stretched his arms. "One birthday pizza coming up!"
"Yay!" Amy and Charmy squealed as they held their hands together, bouncing with joy as Silver chuckled, continuing to work on the pizza.
Mina Mongoose's stomach grumbled loudly as she blushed, placing both of her hands on her stomach. "My, am I feeling hungry."
"Yeah, well join the club." Rouge responded as she had her arms folded, her stomach grumbles deeper pitched than Mina's. "I've been waiting for a good pizza in hours, and they still haven't delivered any."
It was then that Sonic zipped by, offering the two girls a piping hot plain pizza as Mina gasped in joy, holding her hands together.
"Ooh! Looks yummy!" Mina admitted as she began chowing down on the plain pizza, with Rouge surprised at how much of a big eater Mina was as she slowly took a slice of pizza, munching on it as she was quite shocked.
Vector was placing several dollar bills into the vault as he turned around, spotting an old, worn out brown couch lying in front of him. He sighed in annoyance as he placed his hands on his hips.
"Goddamn it, I keep telling these kids to stop bringing these into my office," Vector stated as he picked up the couch and chucked it out of the window, only for another brown couch to hit him from the open doorway, knocking the green crocodile out of the office as a result.
"Come out, come out, wherever you are, Froggy!" Big exclaimed as he was picking up various skyscrapers in Station Square, chucking them to the side as he kept on looking for Froggy. "Yoohoo! Froggy! I need you, buddy!"
As various different people of different kinds screamed and ran away in panic, with the tossed skyscrapers causing more damage than usual, Big kept on looking for Froggy, wondering where he was. One particular skyscraper was chucked to the right, causing someone to scream "My Leg!" as Big kept up his search for Froggy.
With it finally being night at the Sonic Universe's Station Square Pizza Hut, and still raining at that, Silver closed up shop, being the last employee in the kitchen, as he headed into Vector's office to collect his pay. Much to his dismay, however, he noticed Vector and Charmy were both sitting together at a couch made entirely out of green dollar bills, the two Chaotix members watching the hit night time soap opera 'All My Badniks'.
"I'm sorry, Jennifer," The blue colored Monkey Dude badnik Jeremy commented to the green Klegan badnik Jennifer. "But it's just not working out."
"...It's because I grab people with my arms, isn't it!?" Jennifer exclaimed as she began sobbing, with Jeremy feeling bad.
"Oh, Jeremy!" Vector exclaimed as he placed his hands on his head. "Why would you go and do that to Jennifer!?"
Charmy cried loudly as he blew his nose, being surrounded by a couple of tissue boxes and a lot of tissues. "He's so cruel... poor Jennifer doesn't deserve this!"
"...Wow." Silver quietly muttered to himself as he decided to get his pay tomorrow, not wanting to futher question his sanity as he left the Pizza Hut, leaving Vector and Charmy to their soap opera.
Life Of Pizza Hut officially made it to its 700th Chapter! Thanks to all of those who actually read this far!
"And I still didn't get an appearance!" The ghost of E-102 Gamma complained as he floated above the tallest skyscrapers in the rainy Station Square.