The real Vector The Crocodile was snoozing at his home at the Chaotix Headquarters Agency in Sonic Adventure's Station Square, with Charmy Bee rushing in, moving his hands about.

"Hey boss! Get up!" Charmy stated as he grabbed Vector, shaking him violently. "We just got our script for the night!"

Vector growled as he slapped Charmy away, clenching his right fist. "Charmy! When I'm snoozing away, you let me snooze! Don't you know that I get cranky when I get woken up?" He then noticed the script in Charmy's hands, taking it as he skimmed through it. "Now what's this about... OH COME ON!" He kicked his wooden desk, causing it to break into pieces.

Charmy gulped as he placed his hands on his face, shaking his head. "What's... wrong with it?"

"It's just a bunch of rehashed shit!" Vector snapped as he turned to Charmy, shaking his head in disgust as he groaned, rolling his eyes. "Of all the insults! I'm going back to sleep!" He then headed into his personal bedroom, with Charmy still genuinely confused as he looked at the script.

"I don't know... I don't think I'm involved in any of these..." Charmy remarked as he tilted his head to the right.

Silver The Hedgehog came in, munching on a slice of warmed up plain pizza as he noticed Charmy, having just gotten into the main room of the headquarters. Glancing at the script, Silver rubbed the back of his head with his left hand, facing Charmy.

"Mind telling me what the script is for?" Silver asked as he approached Charmy, finishing off his pizza slice as Charmy began explaining everything to him. Silver, having then understood everything, sighed as he folded his arms. "So it's more or less a retelling of old events... great."

"Hey, at least I get to appear in this chapter!" Charmy gleefully stated as he began rolling up and down and all around, with Silver shaking his head and sighing.


Later on, at the infamous Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square, Silver sighed as he looked out of the front window, cleaning it off after a food fight that broke out early. He sighed as he shook his head.

"It's so gorgeous outside, yet I'm stuck in here... cleaning windows," Silver muttered as he groaned. "When am I gonna finally have a break?"

Vector popped right out of nowhere, next to Silver. "Wheeeeen I get enough money!" He folded his arms, narrowing his eyes. "And I don't have enough. Now quit complaining and clean that window!" He zipped away.

Silver growled, cleaning as hard as he could. "Stupid kids... making big messes for me to clean... grumble mumble..."

"Grumbling about it won't make you feel better." Shadow The Hedgehog stated with a smirk as he sipped his can of Diet Pepsi.

"Oh shut up, star head!" Silver snapped as he used his psychic power to fire a blast of water at Shadow, causing the black hedgehog to not only be soaked, but blasted through the other window and away from the Pizza Hut as well.


"How come we barely get to have anything new added around here?" Moltar asked Rotor Walrus as they were at the water cooler, being on their break.

Rotor shrugged in response as he shook his head. "Beats me. Even though we're making a lot of money, Vector says it's not enough."

"Unsurprising. That croc just loves his dollars." Moltar stated as he took a sip of his water, with Rotor nodding in agreement.


The next day, Silver was outside of the Pizza Hut, sitting on top of the red roof as he took in the beautiful spring breeze, finally getting a nice break from working his butt off as he was finishing up a slice of honey topped pizza, having had four slices of the same pizza earlier.

"Ahhh... nothing like fresh air to make up for working in the ovens..." Silver muttered as he closed his eyes.

Charmy buzzed up from the stairway, confronting Silver as he leaned forward, waving. "Hey Silver, how do you cool off the pizzas?"

Silver opened his right eye, making a motion with his right hand. "Just spin it around, Charmy. Works every time."

Charmy chuckled nervously as he closed his eyes. "Oh... heh heh... I wish I knew that earlier..."

Suddenly, without warning, the entire Pizza Hut exploded, sending Silver and Charmy high into the clear blue sky, causing them to be blasting off again.


Amy Rose's stomach growled as she blushed, placing her hands on her rumbling belly as she chuckled nervously, waiting in a large line of customers. "Whoops... guess I'm feeling hungry."

"Aww blooming fossils, Amy!" Marine The Racoon exclaimed as she raised her arms in the air. "You got to make this feel special! Like this!' Taking in a deep breath, the Austrailian accent racoon girl released a huge burp that caused everyone in front of her to fall down to their knees, with Marine giggling as she skipped on forward.

Amy smiled as her eyes lid up, following Marine's lead as she glanced at the other costumers that were moaning and complaining. "I have to hand it to Marine... she knows how to get it done...!"


Knuckles The Echidna and Rouge The Bat stared at each other as they were both down to the last slice of white olives topped pizza, with both of the anthropomorphic mammals eager to take it.

"It's mine, Red Sonic. You're better off trying to get those grapes off those trees." Rouge laughed as she pointed at a couple of tropical palm trees behind her, which were in fact growing green and purple grapes, being a daily dose for attention.

"Thanks, doc." Knuckles sarcastically commented as he slammed his hands on the table. "But this slice belongs to me, understand? Do you know how hungry I get from having to watch the damn Master Emerald all the time?"

Rouge was about to comment when the pizza slice was blasted, with both her and Knuckles screaming in agony as they turned around, to see E-123 Omega with an arm cannon pointed at the table.

"I tire of you organic flesh bags arguing over junk food. Good day." Omega stated as he then proceeded to blast the various badniks that were present in the dining area.

Knuckles was going to remark when Rouge suddenly slammed her big butt onto Knuckles' face, pinning him down. Knuckles' screams for help were muffled as Rouge The Bat farted, laughing as her brassy flatulence was enough to stun Knuckles, snatching the Master Emerald that Knuckles was somehow carrying in his red dreadlocks as she ran off, laughing her head off.

"Typical..." Espio The Chameleon remarked in annoyance as he was taking several pizzas out of the oven, placing them on the counter as he than began rolling the pizza dough.


A slow evening at the Sonic Universe's Station Square Pizza Hut. Almost all of the costumers were gone, and Silver was on break.

"Hey Silver, hola Plata, ehi Argento!" Charmy exclaimed as he buzzed around Silver, giggling.

Silver sighed as he turned to Charmy, folding his arms as he was trying to enjoy his bacon topped pizza. "What is it this time, Charm? It must be something important if you're starting to babble in different languages."

Charmy rubbed the back of his head with his right hand as he blinked several times. "We weren't suppose to use hot sauce, right?"

Silver sighed as he placed his hands on his hips. "Charmy, what did you do this time? It better not be something that we'll regret-"

Suddenly, the entire Pizza Hut shook, red hot sauce erupting from the top, breaking through the roof. Silver and Charmy were completely covered in hot sauce. Charmy nervously chuckled as Silver growled, using his psychic to send Charmy bouncing all over the place.

"CHARMY!" Vector exclaimed angrily as he was standing on his wooden desk with a horde of green dollar bills in his hand, the desk slowly sinking within the molten hot sauce.