Silver walked into the famed Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square, only to see pigs everywhere. He wasn't sure of what to make of the scene that spoke for itself, hogging all the attention. "What in the world..."

Vector laughed as he popped up behind Silver, wrapping his left arm around Silver. "Gwa ha ha! Ah, isn't it great? Station Square is paying me to take these pigs they found off their hands!"

Silver's right eye twitched. "You can't be serious, Vex... pigs?" He placed his left hand on his face as he shook his head. "I know that we're animals, but do we really need these here...?"

Charmy was having fun, zipping past the pigs. "I like them! They don't hog attention as much as the hedgehogs here do, and they make good obstacles! Whee!"

Espio placed his right hand on his face, shaking his head. "Vector, this is the stupidest thing you've ever done..." Espio then placed his hand down. "Actually, now that I think of it..."

Vector started to choke Espio, the green crocodile having felt insulted. "WHY YOU LITTLE-"

Silver sighed as he shrugged, shaking his head at the scene of Espio gasping for help, with Charmy continuing to have fun with the various, different colored pigs. "Things never change, it seems."

The phone in Vector's office was ringing, and due to him already being inside, Moltar took it in him to have the courtesy to answer it.

"Hello?" Moltar stated as he held the green phone in his right hand.

"Is this Caesar's Pizza Palace?" The voice on the other line asked, with it being hard to tell if it was a male or female voice.

"No, this is the Sonic Adventure Station Square Pizza Hut." Moltar explained as he hung the phone up, folding his arms together as he shook his head. "Why do I feel like this is some running gag from a completely unrelated series of fanfiction...?"

Silver watched as the customers were ordering more pizzas than usual. Vector came out of his office, rubbing his armpits with green dollar bills.

"Silver, we're doing better than usual!" Vector exclaimed as he smiled, pointing at Silver. "How much are we doing?"

Silver turned to Vector, handing a Moto Bug twelve white cardboard boxes full of deluxe, different topped pizzas. "We're at 42 percent higher than usual, Vex! At this rate, we can pay off for the rent of this building!"

Vector rubbed his hands together with glee. Sonic rushed in, only to slip on one of the pizzas that was on the ground. Silver and Vector noticed, looking at each other as they both heartily laughed.

"You know, sometimes I think that Amy could be a pig." Knuckles remarked to Shadow as they were playing table hockey on the second floor of the Pizza Hut, with it being nighttime.

Shadow scoffed as he rolled his eyes. "And why would you think that? Because she's a hedgehog?"

"Not just that, but she's pink. And she likes to eat." Knuckles added as he smacked the hockey puck towards Shadow. "That, and she's dirty. Do you know how bad her farts smell when she eats spicy food?"

"Of course I know, you idiot. It often happens when I'm around her." Shadow remarked as he smacked the hockey puck back. "But seriously, you need to come up with better excuses than that."

Knuckles and Shadow turned around to see Amy squealing as she was watching Sonic dance for her on the table, with her cute pink hedgehog tail curling up like that of a pig's tail. Knuckles smirked as he glanced back at Shadow, who squinted his eyes in response.

"Fine, so she acts like a different animal sometimes." Shadow scoffed as he smacked the hockey puck into Knuckles' goal, scoring a point as he smirked, folding his arms together. "Too bad you had to let your thoughts of Amy being a pig hog all the attention."

Knuckles was going to remark, but then he realized the pun Shadow made, screaming as he pulled out a shovel from out of his red quills and smacked them into his head, knocking himself out, which caught everyone's attention. Shadow shrugged as he decided to give the slots a round of play.

Silver stretched his arms as he let out a loud yawn. He smacked his lips together, apparently exhausted. "Man, am I bushed. Working all day sure puts you to sleep fast."

Space Ghost chuckled, cleaning one of the ovens. "Does it? I'm sure it's the opposite for me, dude. After all, nothing spells victory like working!"

Silver turned around, placing his right hand on his hip as he looked at Space Ghost oddly. "Are you getting enough oxygen, Tad?"

Space Ghost laughed. "Of course! It's not like a ceiling tile fell on me!" As soon as he finished speaking, a ceiling tile hit him right on the head.

Silver sighed as he placed his left hand on his face, closing his eyes as he shook his head.

Rotor sipped some ice cold water as he was at the water cooler again, glancing down to see some different colored, medium sized pigs waddling by. He scratched his head in confusion.

"What in the name of Mobius? Since when did we have pigs roaming wild here...?" Rotor questioned as he had a puzzled look on his face.

"Well, they're hogs, and so are hedgehogs!" Marine joked as she popped up in front of Rotor, the orange raccoon raising her arms in the air as she smiled. "Hedgehogs have to give their hedge to pigs, you know!"

Rotor groaned as he slapped his forehead, shaking his head in disgust. "That was just terrible, Marine..."

"Oh come on, Rote, don't be so pig headed! It's not like I'm hogging up all the attention!" Marine laughed as she had her hands on her stomach, with Rotor walking away in disgust as he was getting sick of Marine's pig jokes.

Cream came up to the green counter, spotting Space Ghost cleaning the glasses. "Excuse me, Mr. Space Ghost," She asked in a cute, kind tone, her hands behind her back, "You know where Mr. Silver and Sonic are?"

Space Ghost laughed as he placed the clean empty glass down, looking at Cream and patting her on the head. "Oh, cute rabbit girl, Silver and Sonic took off with Shadow. In fact, this was probably the first and only time in the whole story that Silver didn't appear in. Speaking in regards to the chapter."

"...Story? Chapter?" Cream mumbled as she shook her head, then she looked back up at Space Ghost, titling her head to the right. "Where exactly are they?"

Space Ghost shrugged. "Hell if I know. I'm just trying to stay relevant to the masses by appearing in certain well known fanfiction. And one way to get by doing that is selling pizzas in a popular restaurant in an extremely famous city." Suddenly, one of the ovens exploded, causing Space Ghost and Cream to be completely covered in cheese.