"How many times has the Pizza Hut exploded?" Rotor asked Silver as both of them were drinking some water at the water cooler, the Sonic Adventure's Station Square Pizza Hut not getting much activity this week, with the evening transcending into the night.
"More times than you think, Rote." Silver admitted as he drunk the water, his eyes closed.
Rotor scratched the top of his head with his right hand. "Is it more times than the amount of comics Archie has for the entire Sonic The Hedgehog franchise?"
Suddenly, the entire Pizza Hut shook violently as it exploded, being sent sky high as it was briefly in outer space, then came all the way back down onto the ground level, the entire building smashing as everyone inside was crushed.
"...Yes." Silver coughed as he squeezed through the rubble, seeing Rotor's legs sticking out as he sighed, placing his right hand on his forehead.
"...So, where's the pizza?" Shadow asked, getting impatient as he folded his arms, with it being a slower night than usual.
Silver rubbed the back of his head nervously. "Shadow, we seem to be having a temporary problem in the kitchen."
"SILVER, WHY ARE THE CUSTOMERS WAITING FOR THEIR PIZZAS!" Vector angrily exclaimed as he stomped out of his office, obviously furious.
Silver gawked as he waved his hands in defense at Vector. "But boss! The ovens won't open! We got a situation on our hands!"
"Not a problem!" Space Ghost exclaimed, pointing his blaster at the ovens. "One blast of my Destruco Ray shall do the trick! Stand back!" And so he blasted the ovens.
Which in turn caused the entire Pizza Hut to explode. Again. As usual.
It was the next night, and the Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square was fixed up again. However, that didn't make things anymore exciting for the customers, or the employees for that matter.
Silver stretched his arms as he let out a big yawn. Again. "Man, it sure has been boring tonight..."
Vector laughed as he slapped Silver on the back harshly. "Ha ha! Mah boi, it's always boring here in Pizza Hut! That's what makes it great!"
Space Ghost paused as he turned his head, holding an extremely hot pizza in his hands. "Wait, you mean it's exciting to be here because of its boring nature?"
"Of course!" Vector exclaimed, raising his right arm and pointing. "It perfectly works!"
Space Ghost and Silver glanced at each other with odd looks.
"I'm not sure it works that way," Sonic commented as he was placing the fallen ceiling tiles back on the ceiling, using super glue he found in the basement.
Due to the strange nature of the super glue, it caused the Pizza Hut to explode yet again. Comedy.
Amy felt her stomach grumble after eating various different pizza pies, groaning as she bent over, closing her eyes as she had her hands on her rumbling stomach. "Oh... man, I think I'm gonna let loose again..."
"Really?" Marine stated as her eyes widened with joy, the orange racoon slamming her hands down on the table. "Me too!"
It was then that a rare event occurred, with Marine The Racoon burping and Amy Rose farting in unison, both of their brassy, gassy emissions being so powerful, it caused one of the old ovens in the Pizza Hut's kitchen to catch on fire, Silver screaming as he pointed at it.
"Yagh! How is that even possible!?" Silver exclaimed as his right eye twitched, not believing what he was saying.
Charmy giggled as he popped up out of nowhere, having a bucket of gas in his hands. "I'll save the day!" He then chucked the oil at the fire, causing the entire Pizza Hut to catch on fire. And then explode violently.
Espio was on his way back to the Pizza Hut after taking his break, having walked around the Speed Highway for the night as he noticed the Pizza Hut burning into ashes.
"Once again, this place doesn't know when to make up its mind of being a legitimate business..." Espio growled as he closed his eyes, shaking his head in disappointment. "...or a place where all sorts of stupid shit goes down." He then decided to head back home to the Chaotix Detective Agency, not bothering to help fix the Pizza Hut.