"So we're finally here, performing for you, if you know the words, you can join in too!" Charmy sung as he was clapping his hands, with all the customers clapping alongside him. "Put your hands together, if you wanna clap!"
"AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONKEY RAP! HUH!" Knuckles interrupted as he had a microphone in his right hand, with both him and Charmy singing the Donkey Kong Rap as the lights were dimmed down, Sticks The Badger doing the music.
"I just love being a techno drone... or whatever the hell DJ stands for!" Sticks exclaimed as she stuck her tongue out, spinning the discs. "It keeps those government spies away from me!"
Silver was amazed at how good Charmy was at singing, eating some bacon topped pizza alongside Amy. "Man, I never realized that Charmy hid such talented vocal chords behind his girly voice."
"There's a lot about us that you don't really know about!" Amy giggled as she placed both of her hands on Silver's shoulders. "Did you know that my butt is bigger than it looks?"
Silver had a creeped out expression on his face as Shadow scoffed, walking by with a bottle of Diet Pepsi in his hands.
"That's not a surprise. Everyone knows that you're a fat ass, wide load." Shadow remarked as he drank his soda.
Amy growled as she pulled out her Piko Piko Hammer from her butt, a fart sound behind heard as she prepared to whack Shadow, only to get splattered in the face by an orange. She shook her head, to see Lanky Kong pointing and laughing at her.
"He has no style, he has no grace!" Charmy and Knuckles sang as they pointed at Lanky, who was dancing to the beat.
"This Kong is a fucking disgrace!" Amy interrupted as she yelled angrily, chasing Lanky around the Pizza Hut with her hammer.
Silver slapped his forehead as King K. Rool and Lyric the Last Ancient both chuckled, the two reptile bosses sitting at a table nearby.
"How do you put up with these organic idiots?" Lyric asked as he turned to King K. Rool.
K. Rool just shook his head as he folded his arms, glancing back at Lyric. "Believe you me, I have no idea. That idiot orangutang and his simian moron pals are worse than these deformed freaks, that I can assure you."
"He may move slow, he can't jump high-" Charmy sung as he was pushed into the mozzarella sticks container by Knuckles.
"But this echidna is one HELL of a guy!" Knuckles boasted as he smiled, only for the music to stop as everyone stared blankly at the buffed red echidna, making him frown as he folded his arms. "What? I can't gloat about myself!"
"Boo! Get off the stage!" Cubot exclaimed as he chucked a slice of barbequed pizza at Knuckles, with it hitting him in the face.
Knuckles screamed as he ran around, going in the opposite direction of Amy and Lanky, the pizza burning his face, with Sticks shrugging as she kept playing the music, Charmy resuming to sing by himself as everyone aside from Lyric, K. Rool, Shadow, Silver, and the other mentioned characters sang along, with it being a wild, hectic night in Sonic Adventure's Station Square.
"What the hell does pineapple smells even mean?" Vector asked Rotor and Espio as they were all standing by the water cooler, with both of the purple colored coworkers glancing at each other and shrugging as they turned to Vector, who simply sighed as he drank up his cup of cool water.
