It was nice day at Pizza Hut when da sulver hejhog, Salver, came into the store, holding a lotta pizza, when victor came busting out of the office
"silver, wat are you dong expanding?" victory asked as he glanced at Selvor, hu wuz maken pezzas
"im geven da peeps wat dey want, vix" sulveh repaid as he den juhguld da pezzas wif hes hans
vectur jus laff as he den shuved a lotta mazzarelluh don selvahs froat and den just opend his mowth to
"All right, stop. My brain cells are dying from reading this." Espio growled as he slapped Charmy across the back of his head, folding his arms together in disgust, both of them being at the Chaotix Detective Agency, their home. "You haven't improved your skills one bit."
"Oh come on, I'm just writing like every newbie fanfic writer! Give me a chance!" Charmy exclaimed as he widened his eyes, whimpering as he held his hands together.
Espio scoffed as he placed his left hand on his face. "Please. Not even new fanfiction writers are as bad as you."
Charmy cried loudly as Espio sighed, shaking his head in disappointment at the crying young bee.
Meanwhile, at the Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square, Silver murmured as he was rolling the pizza dough, with Vector approaching him as he placed his hands on his hips, glancing at the hedgehog.
"What's wrong, Silver? You look a bit paler than usual." Vector commented as he noticed there were bags under Silver's eyes.
"I think the author took a vacation and let Charmy write in his stead. Because I feel a bit out of it..." Silver remarked, a giant metal barrel landing on top of him and knocking him out.
Vector ripped off the metallic lid and peeked into the steel barrel, to see oranges inside, then glancing underneath to see it crushing Silver, who groaned in pain.