Silver entered the Pizza Hut as he carried a couple of empty cardboard boxes that were full of pizza, placing them away in the recycle as he dusted his hands off together, heading upstairs to the second floor, to see Amy stuffing herself with pizza slice after slice, all of the other customers watching her.
"Geeze Amy; don't you get tired of making a pig out of yourself?" Silver chuckled because he took one of the untouched slices of bacon topped pizza, munching on it.
Amy burped loudly as she took a quick breather, smiling at Silver while shaking her head. "Nope! I just love to eat!" She then took a sip of her water and went right back to eating, causing the customers to gasp.
"Yilly yaggy! Amy really is a hungry customer!" Charmy exclaimed for he did some twirling around in the air.
"She does have quite the appetite." Moltar added since he was taking a break from working in the subway shop beneath the restaurant, somehow sipping his cup of coffee through his helmet. "That is 1 food loving girl."
"Yeah! I think she might even have me beat!" Toadette admitted since she held her hands together, smiling. "I wish I was a bit bigger so that I could have a gut like Amy!"
"No offense, kid, but you're a big eater as it is," Rotor said dully while he was moping the floor, glancing at Toadette after watching Amy scarf down all the pizzas.
Espio, who was taking his break, occasionally glanced away from his newspaper to see Amy eat, burp, and fart loudly simultaneously, turning his head to Vector, who was bathing himself in coins and dollar bills.
"Don't you think you should go and do something?" Espio responded as he pointed at the hungry, gassy pink girl hedgehog.
Vector simply laughed at Espio, shaking his head. "Ha haw! No way! She's giving the Pizza Hut a lot of attention!" He stated just as several new customers ran up onto the second floor to see Amy eat, with Espio simply sighing as he shook his head, going back to read his newspaper.
"P.U.! That 1 really stinks!" Amy admitted in embarrassment over her stinky bassy farts that sounded like tubas with the scent of rotten eggs. "I better get to the bathroom quick!"
"Maybe you should do the action instead of yapping about it." Silver pointed out upon organizing the pizza slices in a square manner for he used his psychic to push the gassy girl into the bathroom while looking out the window of the Pizza Hut.
"Amy... how much pizza have you've eaten?" Silver asked while watching this go on in dismay.
"Not enough!" Amy burped while continuing to stuff pizza into her mouth while sitting on the bench. "Now get me more!"
Silver shook his head in disbelief. "If you insist..."
"You're just going to take it from that bitch." Scourge scoffed while walking by and punching the silver colored hedgehog across the back of his quills topped head.
"Hey she's a good friend; at least I can rely on her unlike you." Silver responded to the evil green Sonic for he then pushed him away into the wall using his psychic ability. "What's your excuse?"
"I took over a planet-"
"That's full of people who are as evil and twisted like you are."
Amy let out a huge fart that caused her dress to flicker which made her blush in embarrassment since she fanned the air with her tail. "Oof excuse me; that 1 was really ripe!"
"Seems like we're gonna be placed in another stupid situation." Silver said in a distraught tone while he was rolling around the pizza dough.
Space Ghost lowered the newspaper he was reading since he couldn't believe what he was hearing out of the hedgehog. "Come on you shouldn't be down on yourself like this."
"I'm not; I'm just thinking of the obvious since we're being used to fill in gaps that don't need to be filled in."
"Well looks like you're being a bit of a downer."
"...Look if you were always destined to come from a hellish future like I was then you would be forced to feel this way too."
"Then why keep at it?"
"Because I need to have some sort of humility to help keep my emotions in check."
"It feels like it's gonna be 1 of those days." Silver sighed while being on a pizza delivery with a bunch of cardboard boxes in his gloved possession.
"Come on you can't be so down on yourself!" Space Ghost cheered on since he decided to tag along.
"Yes! You should be thankful!" Amy exclaimed while stuffing herself with a bunch of pizza slices she had in her hedgehog hands. "You don't get to have so many friends with you on these treks!"
Silver squinted his eyes at the gluttonous girl. "...Why are you even following us again?"
"Because I got nothing better to do!" Amy responded with a huge burp that resulted in her stomach growling and in turn then her farting a big brap blast bonanza.
Space Ghost rubbed his chin. "You sure that you couldn't just stay back home or something?"
Amy fanned away her stinky fumes while continuing to stuff her face. "I really don't have much going on in my life off screen when it comes to this fanfiction!"
Today was an odd case for Toadette's Burping Farting Hiccups because it just so happened to be happening at the Pizza Hut for this very odd night.
"Gee everybody; notice -BURP- how a -HIC- lot of -FART: HIC- these -BELCH; PRRRT- stories seem -HIC- focused on -HIC! POOT. BRAP- me?" Toadette sighed with her hands on her rumbling stomach for she was burping and farting a storm of gas while hiccuping at the same time. "I -HIC- guess I -BLARP- really am -BLORT- fetish bait after all."
"Yes, I wonder why..." Dry Bowser remarked sarcastically because he was trying to fix up the ceiling fan. "It surely is a mystery."
Silver shook his head upon brushing back his quills. "I often question why of all the random bits just applied to us this is the thing that stays."
"Because it's obviously what people will read." Espio begrudgingly said while he was keeping the counter clean of crumbs.
"You didn't tell me that there was loading here!" Toadette exclaimed while adjusting her detective's hat.
"I did." Dry Bowser stated as he pointed the various vehicles coming in, amongst them being cranes, smoking a pipe. "That's why I said we should wait. The loading here gets dreadful."
"It says here to not touch the lava," Cream pointed out as she turned her head to Amy, with both of them in front of a small pool of yellow molten magma.
"Pfft, Rules are for babies." Amy stated as she stripped off her usual red dress to reveal her swimsuit she wore in the Olympics, taking a dip in the lava as she enjoyed it... for a few seconds, before burning to a crisp, screaming in horror.
Cream covered her eyes with both of her hands as she couldn't believe what had just happened in front of her.
The Toadette and Dry Bowser Info Break
"Hello, and welcome to the Toadette and Dry Bowser Info Break!" Toadette greeted as she waved to the camera recording her. "Me and DB here are gonna give the straight talk to you folks out there watching!"
"Horray." Dry Bowser sarcastically remarked as he folded his boney arms together, the two filming on Yoshi's Island.
"Oh come now, you dry bone head. Can't you just be happy?" Arceus stated as he was helping the grass stay moisturized.
"Not when it comes to the kid," Dry Bowser responded as he noticed Toadette holding different apples.
"Now I know these apples look different, but they all taste yummy!" Toadette remarked as she bit into the apples, gulping it down as she felt a slight rumble in her stomach. "But you eat too fast, they can feel a bit rough in your tummy!"
"From apples?" Dry Bowser scoffed as a bunch of apples suddenly buried him, with Toadette gasping as Arceus chuckled, shaking his head.
Toadette's Hungry Pizza Delivery
Toadette's stomach grumbled loudly as she blushed, being on a pizza delivery as she was high in the sky at the Cloudtop Cruise. "Gosh, am I hungry... maybe I should save this last pizza for myself..."
Just as the hungry mushroom girl was going to open up the pizza box, the wind began blowing harshly as she was blown around in the air, screaming for help as she went up and down and all around.
Charmy Bee Gets Stuck on The Fan
"How do I get down from here?" Charmy asked as he was stuck on top of the ceiling fan.
"Can't you just use your wings?" Vector remarked as he and Espio were both inside The Office, looking up at Charmy, the young bee being too scared to attempt to fly down.
Espio sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "We're getting nowhere with this..." He angrily muttered to himself.
"Something doesn't feel right." Silver said while relaxing on the table since it was a slow day, eating a honey topped pizza since he had a pizza pie just sitting right near him. "It's like we're just put here to put nothing but dumb things here since people will read anything."
"Well you probably just said exactly why." Rotor pointed out upon fixing up the ceiling fans since they weren't working. "Why yes it's quite easy to get bored of easily doing anything possible when you can simply win by doing nothing these days."
Toadette Shits Herself
"Oh no!" Toadette exclaimed as she let out several bassy farts in her new shorts. "I think I just pooped my pants!"
"Actually, you're wearing shorts." Fastidious Beaver pointed out as the two were at the edge of the volcanic Grumble Volcano
"Same difference!" Toadette admitted while pulling up her crapped shorts, continuing to release thunderous tuba toots as she blushed in embarrassment. "Oh man, it's so gross and mushy... Toadsworth is never gonna hear the end of this..."
Toadette's Shorts
"Geeze... these things are too big for me..." Toadette admitted as she was trying to keep her new yellow shorts on, only to let out a loud fart as it broke apart, revealing her diaper.
"How embarrassing!" Toad exclaimed as he giggled, placing his hands on his face.
Toadette's Quest For Eggs
Toadette looked throughout the chicken barn as she was looking for which eggs to take, only for all the chicken hens to glare at her as Toadette felt a bit nervous, waving at them.
"Err... can I have some eggs?" Toadette innocently asked, as the chickens all bawked angrily and began attacking her.
Toadette farted several thunderous tuba toots as she cried, dashing through the vibrant Toad Harbor as all the multicolored Toads looked at her oddly, confused by her crying and farting.
"Why do I always get these weird fetish stories written about me!? And why do I always fart!?" Toadette cried as she was letting out waterfalls of tears from her eyes, her brassy flatulence shaking the harbor.
"Happy birthday!" Everyone exclaimed to Amy Rose at her house in the Casino Park.
"...birthday?" Amy remarked as she noticed colorful presents surrounding her suddenly.
Cream the Rabbit: Yeah, it's your birthday today!
Amy: ...but my birthday is in the Spring.
Awkward silence. Pokemon's Farting Bianca lets out a loud fart as the people holding the huge colorful cake chuck it in the dump nearby.
Dry Bowser: Well this was a fucking waste of cake.
Silver watched the last of the customers head out for the night which made him feel comfortable since he packed away the last of the pizzas cooking in the oven into the cardboard boxes just waiting to be delivered out. "Well that turned out pretty swell; I didn't think we would be able to get out all the pizza in time but somehow every single night we're able to defy the possibilities!"
"I wouldn't say that." Space Ghost interjected while yawning.
"And why would that be the case?"
"Because it often has ways of blowing up on you." Space Ghost pointed out by firing his arm at the ceiling that fired off his Destructo Ray which caused part of the roof to collapse. "Oh shit. I didn't mean to do that."
Silver slapped his forehead. "Damn it Tad..."
The Ice Climbers Wait
"I hate waiting," Popo grumbled as he yawned.
"Me too," Nana added while stretching her arms out.
The Ice Climbers sighed in unison as they were at the Smash Bros ballot offices, waiting for their turn to get back. This wasn't the first time they had to wait for something.
"Ugh, hurry up already!" Both of the impatient Ice Climbers chimed in agreement as they were ready to freeze someone with their snowy magic, or bash someone in the head with their hard hitting wooden mallets.
"...You know I could go for something besides pizza." Silver said while twirling around pizza dough.
Moltar was reading through a book while pulling a lever that caused the ovens to get hotter. "Are you saying that because you have not much else to say?"
"I guess so; it's been a while since I went out on a delivery run."
"Well that certainly explains a lot." Moltar spoke upon feeling a subway train go right by them in the kitchen that was set up as a train stop for extra customers. "Granted I could use some movement myself..."
"Amy why do you find yourself eating so much pizza?" Charmy asked while he was holding a bunch of cardboard boxes with pizzas in them. "I just wanna know."
Amy paused her eating for she squinted her eyes while she constantly farted out the pizzas she was devouring at a fast pace. "Genuinely I don't know. I just end up always making quite the hedgehog out of myself!"
"So I take it that you don't care." Charmy murmured with curiosity since he could feel his stomach growl while his bee wings buzzed.
"In a certain way yes!" Amy snapped for she burped in conjunction with her sharts that caused everyone to notice her smeared panties. "Oh dear! Excuse me for that everyone!"
Godzilla's Tired Of Flyers
Godzilla was taking a stroll through the peaceful monster island, until he got swept into a dusty battle of the air between the adult form of Mothra, King Ghidorah, and Rodan, with their wings causing all sorts of gust to pick up. Godzilla wasn't having any of this, so he blasted the three winged monsters, weakening them as he went on his way... only to be knocked down to the ground by Hedorah flying past him in the air, polluting the island.
A Big Creamy Baseball Session 4U
"Okay, big guy, just toss the baseball to me!" Cream The Rabbit stated as she was getting ready to hit any ball that would come her way, holding the baseball bat as she felt the sun's shining rays shine on her, with it being a bright beautiful day.
Big The Cat was too busy taking a good look around the baseball field, wondering where Froggy went as Cream called out to him, making him flail his arms as he chucked the baseball to Cream, who smacked it high into the sky as it went out of the baseball field and into the sky, with it hitting Rayquaza, who screamed in pain.
"Ah! Jesus Christ!" Rayquaza yelled in pain as he went crashing down into the nearby Wal-Mart, plunging the store into explosive depths, WITH NO SURVIVORS.
"Uh oh... this wouldn't have happened if I had Fwoggy with me..." Big stated as he watched the flames spread around the Wal-Mart, turning back to Cream as he chucked another baseball at her, accidentally hitting her right in the face. "Oops."
This got the attention of King Kong, who was pissed that an innocent beauty was injured, proceeding to chase after a frightened Big. This was then stopped as Godzilla was knocked into him, the giant reptile being in a battle to the death with Ridley, who screeched as the giant purple dragon proceeded to chuck stale cookies at the King of the Monsters. Godzilla blasted Ridley, y'know IN THE FACE with his atomic breath, only for Ridley to slash at him back with his tail. Kong groaned in pain as he tried to get out of the war of the monsters, noticing that Big was fleeing to the nearby mall, which caused the king of Skull Island to roar angrily as he broke apart the baseball stadium portion that was in front of him, smashing up most of the mall in an attempt at grabbing Big.
"You know what's the funniest thing about these kinds of big chapters long into the story's history?" Silver pointed out while cooking up a bunch of pizza pies upon eating a slice of a personal pizza he made for himself. "The word count always seems to change for whatever happens in the future; whether it's the words being added up like the spices in the pizza dough or taken away when you decide to just slice it up. Kinda funny ain't it?"
"...what the fuck are you talking about?" Shadow responded with a confused look on his face.
" Come on like you aren't curious as to what content could be added in or out of the story?"
"Look all I know is that whatever we might do will end up being recycled so it's best to not think about it."
"Says you; I'm going all out regardless of what happens!"
"Hey what the hell is going on?" Silver questioned since he was being annoyed at there being so many random bits playing all around him due to many portals opening around him while he was trying to finish up a pizza pie topped with bacon strips. "What are all these warps popping in?"
"These are just parts of content added to pad in the fanfiction." Moltar explain.
"If I wanted that I'll just go to the library-"
"Stop complaining and make use of it so I can get money!" Vector bellowed angrily.
Silver gawked in disbelief. "But don't you think this is a breach in-"
"The only breach going on here is you not shutting up!"
Silver was not able to speak up again or finish his pizza slice since he was chucked into the oven by Vector in a fit of rage.