"I'm bored." Charmy yawned as he was munching on some leftover plain pizza.
"What else is new?" Silver stated as he was cleaning one of the windows from the inside, having almost finished his task.
"I dunno, I just thought that there would be something new." Charmy responded as he burped loudly afterwards.
Silver sighed as he stretched his arms. "Well, go outside every once and a while. There's always something new beyond working."
"Really?' Rotor remarked as he was cleaning the cash registers. "I never thought I'd hear life advice from you, Silver."
"Heh... well, ya know..." Silver sheepishly commented as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand.
Vector suddenly rode out of his office, riding on a wave of green dollar bills as he swamped the Pizza Hut with dollars.
"Yeah! Ride 'em bills!" Vector exclaimed as he twirled around his cowboy hat, laughing heartily.
"Is it just me or does this feel like a throwaway?" Moltar asked while pushing various levers up and down to make the pizzas in the ovens hotter.
Silver ate some pizza while sitting around at the counter in the Pizza Hut's subway station set up within the basement. "Eh it feels like 1 of those filler moments; you get used to it."
"We haven't been getting much customers lately." 1 of the ROB robots spoke for he was fixing up his fellow mechanical brethren who got overworked from handling the overheated ovens.
"It shouldn't be much of a problem; in fact I think we get too much people."
"You confident that we're not overdoing it?" Moltar asked while bobbing his helmet covered head several times.
"Trust me I think we're doing good to not pushing it when it comes to making ourselves happy."
"Stop yapping and make us more money!" Vector snapped while in the worker's elevator, having come downstairs to check up on how the area was doing since he was bored of inspecting the upper levels of the Pizza Hut.
All seemed to be well on another fine night at the Pizza Hut; except it was practically empty except for our arguably most important characters.
"Vector can I ask you why we are forced to be going over here?" Silver questioned since he and his crocodile boss were standing in front of a warp holding boxes filled with pizza.
"Because no matter the destination we have to check to see which places will crave pizza!" Vector laughed heartily.
"...But doesn't it feel wrong that we're the only ones here?"
"I'm not exactly seeing where you're going with this...!"
"Look around us man!" Silver shouted while grabbing the nearby slice of pizza lying around and eating it. "It's empty in the restaurant and we're the only ones present! Don't you find that odd?"
"Particularly when you make it sound like that." Vector murmured while rubbing his chin and nodding his head. "But I'm not 1 to take down for a challenge."
Silver sighed while brushing back his many quills. "Well if you feel fine with it than I suppose it wouldn't hurt to press on forward."
Vector heartily laughed while slapping the hedgehog on the back. "Now you're thinking straight Silver!"
And without another word they stepped through the portal, with them going through many familiar sights that were slightly varied to make them stand out from their prime counterparts in the main world.
C
The Tunnel Dilemma
"Doc, how are we going to fit inside here?" Marty McFly pointed out as he and Doc Brown were in front of a small tunnel, one that the DeLorean possibly couldn't fit in.
"...beats the hell out of me." Doc Brown remarked as he was sketching various plans on a yellow notepad, shaking his head as he gritted his teeth, realizing that he couldn't get a simple task done.
A Small Hole For You
"Is this thing big enough?" Bill Wilson the CIA agent asked Bane as they looked at a small hole.
Bane scoffed, turning to CIA. "Maybe for you. But it's nothing to me."
Cia sighed as he did the pose he was most famous for. "Well, if it's nothing to you, then get in there!"
"All right, fine! Watch me make my magic!" Bane stated as he then broke through the small hole, managing to fit in.
Repeat After Me
"I'll say a word, and you repeat it." Darth Vader told a legion of Battle Droids.
"Copy it." One Battle Droid stated.
"No." Darth vader remarked as he pointed at the Battle Droid.
"Halt." Another Battle Droid remarked.
"Stop!" Darth Vader commanded.
"Cease." A third Battle Droid said.
"Shut up!" Darth Vader snarled.
"Be quiet?" A fourth Battle Droid remarked, followed by a couple of "Roger roger" from the Battle Droids behind him.
Darth Vader then blasted the Battle Droids with his force push, before slicing the remaining ones with his red lightsaber.
Dumped Dump
"Are we ever going to get out of here?" Darth Vader remarked.
"By my calculations... no." Doc Brown explained while looking at his wristwatch.
"Well that's just fucking great." Dry Bowser sighed as they were all at the dump, trying to get out of the land of garbage.
Park In The Casino
"So, is there anything we could gain from here?" E-123 Omega asked Shadow The Hedgehog.
"Other than watch Rouge try to get all the money around here, no." Shadow pointed out as the two watched Rouge The Bat try to snatch up every gem in sight.
Toadette's Farting Hiccups
"Oh -PRRRT- great, now -FART- I'm -HIC- hiccuping -POOT- and -HIC, TOOT- farting!" Toadette farted and hiccuped simultaneously, her high pitched squeaky hiccups contrasting with her brassy deep pitched tuba like farts.
"I don't know what it is about this that makes it arousing..." Toad stated with a smile on his face. "...but it's working, and I love it!"
Toadette's Burping Hiccups
"Oh -BRAP- great." Toadette burped as she began hiccuping. "I have -HIC- the hiccups and -HIC, BURP- the burps!'
"That's going to be a problem, isn't it?" Toadsworth remarked, with Mario sighing as he nodded his head.
Toadette's Burping Farting Hiccups
"Notice -BURP- how a -HIC- lot of -FART, HIC- these -BELCH, PRRRT- stories seem -HIC- focused on -HIC, POOT, BRAP- me?" Toadette sighed with her hands on her rumbling stomach as she was burping and farting a storm of gas while hiccuping at the same time.
"Yes, I wonder why..." Dry Bowser remarked sarcastically as he was trying to fix up his Koopa Klown Kar.
Arceus Takes Out The Trash
Arceus had nothing to do today, so he decided to collect all of the garbage polluting certain areas on a nearby planet, humming to himself as he nodded his head.
"Even I need a break from being omnipresent," Arceus stated as he whistled to himself, nodding his head. "At least this gives me an excuse to do something normal."
Tiny Kongfrontation
Tiny Kong farted in horror as she was face to face with the giant King Kong robot, who roared at the red tram as he swung at it, with Tiny being the only one in it.
"Oh, I knew I should have worn that diaper!" Tiny exclaimed while cowering as she was messing herself quite considerably.
A Mouthful of Jaws
"...Is the shark suppose to be doing this!?" Shulk exclaimed as he and Lucina hung onto the boat, with the giant fake mechanical Great White Shark spinning the boat around.
"If I knew I was gonna get dizzy, I would have brought a barf bag!" Lucina exclaimed as she placed her right hand over her mouth, her face turning green as she was ready to puke.
Earthquake Shake
"AHH, LOOK OUT FOR THAT TRUCK!" Toadette exclaimed as she and various others screamed, seeing the truck approach them.
"OH NO! My one nemesis... water!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he pointed to the left, with water splashing down from the top.
An Arch of Universal Proportions
"Man, I just love standing over this arch!" King Boo laughed as he was going up and down and all around the arch.
"Come on, dude, you're wasting our time." Dry Bowser stated in annoyance as he was getting impatient with the ghoulish king.
It's The Set Principle
"Aren't the movie sets here just amazing?" Princess Daisy stated as she noticed how different they all stood out from each other.
"Yeah, I guess." Dark Pit remarked with a scoff, noticing people making fun of him for his black clothing. "...Can we just get to the rides?"
"No way! I want to take this journey in!" Daisy stated as she spun around, relishing in the atmosphere of the park.
Gotta Juice In Orlando, Yo
"What does this place offer that's nowhere else?" Dr. Eggman sighed as he was dragged there by Sonic The Hedgehog.
"Well for one, all sorts of rides that no one else would dare make!" Sonic pointed out as he then pointed at the various buildings, among them being the sets that housed Kongfrontation and Earthquake. "...like those!"
"Eurgh... those lines..." Eggman shuddered, feeling sick from just seeing how long the lines for the rides were, shaking his head as it was immensely hot in Orlando, Florida.
The Load Out Case
"You didn't tell me that there was loading here!" Toadette exclaimed while adjusting her detective's hat.
"I did." Dry Bowser stated as he pointed the various vehicles coming in, amongst them being cranes, smoking a pipe. "That's why I said we should wait. The loading here gets dreadful."
Blink Til You Pop
"I don't think... I can hold back..." Tiny Kong stated as she tried her best to keep her eyes opened.
"Oh, I'm a master of this. I'm not letting you beat me." Dixie Kong stated as she was sweating all over, trying her best to not blink.
The pain of keeping her eyes opened got to Tiny, as she closed her eyes. Dixie was prepared to cheer when Tiny Kong farted out a thunderous tuba toot so big, it caused the entire tree house to collapse on itself, which then made the tree it was gathered in to collapse, with various birds and bugs flying away, noise in the jungle going silent.
Burger Shades
You know what I could really use?' Cyborg asked Beast Boy as they were relaxing on the sandy beach in front of the boardwalk.
Beast Boy, who was looking at a video detailing pancakes, turned to Cyborg. "What bro?"
"BURGER SHADES!" Cyborg exclaimed as he had a pair of sunshades that were in the shape of hamburgers on.
"WHOA, BRO!' Beast Boy exclaimed as he waved his arms in the air like he just didn't care.
Don't Dip In The Lava
"It says here to not touch the lava," Cream pointed out as she turned her head to Amy, with both of them in front of a small pool of yellow molten magma.
"Pfft, Rules are for babies." Amy stated as she stripped off her usual red dress to reveal her swimsuit she wore in the Olympics, taking a dip in the lava as she enjoyed it... for a few seconds, before burning to a crisp, screaming in horror.
Cream covered her eyes with both of her hands as she couldn't believe what had just happened in front of her.
The Toadette and Dry Bowser Info Break
"Hello, and welcome to the Toadette and Dry Bowser Info Break!" Toadette greeted as she waved to the camera recording her. "Me and DB here are gonna give the straight talk to you folks out there watching!"
"Horray." Dry Bowser sarcastically remarked as he folded his boney arms together, the two filming on Yoshi's Island.
"Oh come now, you dry bone head. Can't you just be happy?" Arceus stated as he was helping the grass stay moisturized.
"Not when it comes to the kid," Dry Bowser responded as he noticed Toadette holding different apples.
"Now I know these apples look different, but they all taste yummy!" Toadette remarked as she bit into the apples, gulping it down as she felt a slight rumble in her stomach. "But you eat too fast, they can feel a bit rough in your tummy!"
"From apples?" Dry Bowser scoffed as a bunch of apples suddenly buried him, with Toadette gasping as Arceus chuckled, shaking his head.
Toadette's Hungry Pizza Delivery
Toadette's stomach grumbled loudly as she blushed, being on a pizza delivery as she was high in the sky at the Cloudtop Cruise. "Gosh, am I hungry... maybe I should save this last pizza for myself..."
Just as the hungry mushroom girl was going to open up the pizza box, the wind began blowing harshly as she was blown around in the air, screaming for help as she went up and down and all around.
Charmy Bee Gets Stuck on The Fan
"How do I get down from here?" Charmy asked as he was stuck on top of the ceiling fan.
"Can't you just use your wings?" Vector remarked as he and Espio were both inside The Office, looking up at Charmy, the young bee being too scared to attempt to fly down.
Espio sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "We're getting nowhere with this..." He angrily muttered to himself.
Where's That DAMN Pair Of Pants?
"Have you seen my pants?" Shadow The Hedgehog asked Rouge The Bat as the two were relaxing with each other in an apartment while E-123 Omega was making breakfast, despite it being close to midnight.
"You don't wear pants, silly." Rouge stated as she was rubbing her face on the colorful gems she had stored in her chest.
"I find it abnormal for you animals to try and wear clothes," Omega blurted out as he was wondering why Rouge was still wearing her tight black suit, with the bat beginning to inflate for no reason as Shadow pulled out his gun.
Good Morning! Are You Getting Enough Jail Time?
"So, what are you in jail for?" Harvey Birdman asked his fellow jail mates as they were all sharing a jail cell together.
"For trying to host a talk show in a mall." Space Ghost pointed out as he glanced at his right arm that had his Destructo Ray on it. "...without having a permit."
"For driving my RV around with only my head and not my hands," Uncle Grandpa stated as he was doing push ups... without arms, using belly bag as his arms instead.
"Hey! No loitering in the hall, you jailbirds!" Paul Blart exclaimed as he looked at some obscure Hanna Barbera characters scurry by.
Space Ghost Hates Ideas
"Yo Tad, have you ever had any ideas-" Uncle Grandpa began when Space Ghost placed his right hand on Uncle Grandpa's mouth, both of them being at the studio set where Space Ghost did his Coast to Coast talk show.
"No, I haven't." Space Ghost replied in a rather angry tone of voice, sighing. "...and I rather not be reminded of that cruel fact."
Uncle Grandpa shrugged as he played around with Moltar's helmet, using it to poke Zorak's fried corpse, which was burnt by a blast of Space Ghost's Destructo Ray.
Piplup The Superhero?
"HE JUST STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA!" A random Mega Banette exclaimed as he pointed at a Zoroark dashing on the rooftops of Castelia City with a pizza box in his hands, with it being night.
"I'll handle this..." Piplup stated heroically as he began climbing up the building nearby, only to stop a few inches as he panted. "Man... being a hero is tougher than it looks."
Toadette Shits Herself
"Oh no!" Toadette exclaimed as she let out several bassy farts in her new shorts. "I think I just pooped my pants!"
"Actually, you're wearing shorts." Fastidious Beaver pointed out as the two were at the edge of the volcanic Grumble Volcano
"Same difference!" Toadette admitted while pulling up her crapped shorts, continuing to release thunderous tuba toots as she blushed in embarrassment. "Oh man, it's so gross and mushy... Toadsworth is never gonna hear the end of this..."
Toadette's Shorts
"Geeze... these things are too big for me..." Toadette admitted as she was trying to keep her new yellow shorts on, only to let out a loud fart as it broke apart, revealing her diaper.
"How embarrassing!" Toad exclaimed as he giggled, placing his hands on his face.
Toadette's Quest For Eggs
Toadette looked throughout the chicken barn as she was looking for which eggs to take, only for all the chicken hens to glare at her as Toadette felt a bit nervous, waving at them.
"Err... can I have some eggs?" Toadette innocently asked, as the chickens all bawked angrily and began attacking her.
Toadette Goes To Space
"Are you sure this is a good idea...?" Toadette asked nervously as she was placed inside a space suit.
"Trust me, nothing could possibly go wrong!" Dr. Wily insisted as he pressed a button, causing the rocket to take off as Toadette screamed.
"Great Scott!" Doc Brown exclaimed as he pulled his hair. "We forgot to give her a space helmet to breathe in!"
ninja groaned slapped his forehead. "And this is why we always prepare for anything before we do them..."
Toadette's Weird Ass Fanfiction
"...and this, I call 'The End Of The Beginning Of The Middle!" Toadette exclaimed as she twirled around.
"That's one weird name for a fanfic." Nana remarked in confusion while polishing her wooden mallet.
"Yeah... doesn't sound like anything anyone would come up with," Amy Rose remarked in agreement, with all three pink clad girls inside a computer lab.
"Oh come on, it took me several hours to think of this shit!" Toadette angrily snapped back.
Dry Bowser passed by, moping the floors with a mop as he glanced over at the three girls. "There's a reason certain ideas stay inside the mind, and not be made public..."
Chunky Kong Isn't That Chunky
"Hmmm... I have way more muscles than I thought..." Chunky Kong stated to himself as he looked at himself in the mirror, y'know IN THE BATHROOM. "...Maybe I should do some weights."
Chunky then proceeded to pick up a few weights nearby, only to break through the floor of his tree cabin, landing on the not so smooth green grass as he broke his back, for he forgot to help his tiny legs get muscles. Never skip leg day, kids.
Dry Bowser Takes Out The Trash
Dry Bowser took out the garbage from his cabin just outside the Grumble Volcano as he placed it away in his trash can. "Hmmm... wonder why this stuff is being written for no reason."
"People like seeing characters do weird things in fanfiction," Toadsworth exclaimed as he emerged from another nearby trash can, living in it.
"Isn't my dress just amazing?" The famed CIA agent Bill Wilson stated as he turned to Bane. "I got Smee and Pavelheer to tailor it for me."
"...yes... it looks extremely adorable." Bane stated nervously as he was getting feelings that he did not want to feel.
The Ice Climbers Wait
"I hate waiting," Popo grumbled as he yawned.
"Me too," Nana added while stretching her arms out.
The Ice Climbers sighed in unison as they were at the Smash Bros ballot offices, waiting for their turn to get back. This wasn't the first time they had to wait for something.
"Ugh, hurry up already!" Both of the impatient Ice Climbers chimed in agreement as they were ready to freeze someone with their snowy magic, or bash someone in the head with their hard hitting wooden mallets.
Ridley Tries Out Suits
"You thing this looks big on me?" Ridley asked Kraid as he was trying out a new suit, both being in the fiery Norfair stage.
'Yes, it does." Kraid remarked as he stretched his arms out, yawning. "When are we going to go back to attacking the Smashers?"
"After I decide which suit I would look best in!" Ridley snapped as he clenched his fists, glaring at Kraid and scaring him as a result.
Glaceon Wants Paws
"Ugh... I wish i stood on my two feet and used my front paws as hands!" Glaceon whined to Piplup as they were walking through an icy cavern.
"And why would you care about that?" Piplup asked as he narrowly avoided being crushed by the falling icicles above.
"Because walking on all four of my feet gets boring! I want to act like how all those humans do!" Glaceon remarked as she noticed the Ice Climbers, Popo and Nana, gleefully jumping from icy platform to platform, making her sigh in disappointment.
This Reminds Me Of The Time We Went Underground
"Will this get us out of here?" Quagmire remarked as he held up a shovel.
Cleveland shrugged as he held a ring. "Beats me. You have to trust in the coin."
Peter Griffin groaned as he slapped his forehead. "But I did, and all that led us to was trouble."
"Well, just keep trusting it... and keep your chin up." Joe remarked as he was using his wheelchair to roll around in the mud.
The other three guys glanced at each other as they all groaned at Joe's statement.
"That didn't help at all!" Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire stated at the same time.
Spongebob Gets A Letter
"Look what I found in the mail!" Spongebob exclaimed to Squidward and Mr. Krabs, who were both sitting at a table.
"Is it something stupid?" Squidward yawned.
"Does it have any money?" Mr. Krabs asked.
"Nope!" Spongebob remarked as he opened the letter and revealed Plankton inside. "It's our rival from the Chum Bucket!"
"Rats. And I would have gotten away with my plan to take the secret formula to the Krabby Patty too, if it weren't for sponge brain," Plankton complained as he folded his stubby arms together in disappointment.
"Is this free?" Chrom asked while pointing at the fish sticks.
Henry shook his head, holding up a price tag. "No, it's three... dollars."
"Well that's a ripoff." Chrom scoffed as he folded his arms in disappointment.
"It's not! It's thirty three percent off!" Henry snapped as he pointed at the sign again.
Charmed To Pip Ya
"I'm so charming!" Charmy Bee stated while dressed up as a gentleman.
"Pip, I say you are, my fair chap!" Piplup added, for he too was dressed up royally.
"...both of you are idiots." Toadsworth groaned as he was trying to right down recipes in his diary, not wanting anything to do with the ignorant young guys trying to appear older, with them riding on a runaway train barreling through Universal Studios Florida, with them being chased by several velociraptors from Jurassic Park, a runaway DeLorean from Back To The Future, and Bruce the shark from Jaws.
Crates Overall
"Guess what, Lank?" Chunky Kong exclaimed to Lanky Kong as he held some wooden crates in his hands. "I know how to chuck these!"
"Great. Now help me get these overalls off of me," Lanky stated calmly as he had several different colored pairs of overalls attacking him, all jealous of Lanky's traditional light blue overalls.
Lucina Gets Run Over By A Train
"Ridley, don't do this!" Lucina exclaimed as she was being tied up on a railroad track, with the Spirit Train approaching her. "Just because I wanted to make more jokes about you-"
"Zip it, Math! I had it with your lies!" Ridley exclaimed as he slapped Lucina in the face with his big tail, flapping his wings as he took off, watching as Lucina was ran over by the Spirit Train.
Toon Link, who was managing the train, was confused as he wondered what happened, shrugging as he didn't realize that he accidentally killed Lucina.
Just Rolling and Dohing
"Ready to do this?" Space Ghost said to Uncle Grandpa.
"Uhh, how about we read the rules first?" Uncle Grandpa suggested as he pulled out a map of Canada.
"Too late!" Space Ghost stated, pushing Uncle Grandpa down the snowy mountain, with the grandpa of uncles being inside a giant plain bagel.
Space Ghost laughed a hearty bout of laughter as he then rolled down himself, forming a giant snowball as he bumped into Uncle Grandpa, with the bagel getting covered in snow as they bumped into a giant glacier, causing it to break into various pieces of ice that went everywhere.
Chrom Marries Fishsticks
"Hey... what's with that guy?" Vanilluxe whispered to Cherrim as they were watching the king of Ylisse, Chrom, stroking a bunch of fishsticks in a wedding chapel installed at a erupting volcano somewhere in Hawaii.
"I think he's in love with those fish fingers," Cherrim muttered back, being quite shocked at how much one person could love a particular food object.
"Do you mind!?" Chrom exclaimed as he glared at the Pokemon duo, trying to enjoy his fishsticks in piece as Vanilluxe and Cherrim decided to question why the hell they were at a fucking volcano in the first place, since both were notoriously weak to fire type.
Space Ghost To Disney Infinity And Beyond
"Hey! Why are you shooting my director?" Space Ghost stated as he faced the Disney army, placing his hands on his hips.
"...That thing's a director?" The bunch of Disney characters remarked as they were still shooting Moltar with this various laser guns.
"Well he is, and I'll have you know that he may be terrible, but he's my property!" Space Ghost exclaimed as he pointed his arm at the group. "And for that, I'm going to have to blast you."
"Dude, just LET IT GO..." abitch began to sing, much to everyone's annoyance as she was blasted by Zorak.
"Always hated that song." Zorak remarked as he placed away his yellow zapper.
Dry Bowser In The Absolutely And Stupidly Complexed Adventure
Dry Bowser woke up from his rest on the top of the Grumble Volcano's crater, glancing up to see snow somehow falling down on the volcanic racecourse.
"What the hell...?" Dry Bowser muttered, not believing what he was seeing as he was genuinely confused by this very predicament. "Cold particles that would be common in the tundra... where is this snow coming from...?" Determined to get to the bottom of this, Dry Bowser jumped off the volcano, heading all the way down as he was determined to see what was going on.
In the background was Chrom making love to fish sticks, while Space Ghost and Uncle Grandpa were pulling weeds that somehow populated the volcanic wasteland, with Arceus relaxing on the magma, unaffected by its molten burning state.
Monsters Just Fishing
Godzilla let out a huge roar as he emerged from the sea, taking a good glance around to see his other fellow monsters fishing on the sandy beach of Monster Island, with it looking like it could pour a thunderstorm any moment.
Godzilla: So, how was your day?
Mothra: (groans) Pitiful. I can barely hold anything with my small claws. You know how annoying it is to do with my big beautiful wings?
King Ghidorah: (speaking with all three of his heads) It's even harder to do when you use your skull instead of your hands.
Rodan: (chuckles) I don't know what's so hard about fishing. Look at all the fish I caught!
Godzilla, Mothra, and Ghidorah then took a look at the huge pile of fish behind Rodan, the mutant Pterosaur fishing up with ease, due to the fact that his fingers were on his magnificent wings.
Space Ghost Thinks Of Something
"You know..." Space Ghost stated as he took a good look at Moltar and Zorak. "We haven't had a guest in here in ages."
"You mean an ages in guest in here." Zorak stated as he touched his fingertips together. "Gotta mix the words up, you know.
"I don't get it." Moltar mumbled as he folded his arms together. "Why do you want to have a guest in here at this time of the night?"
"...because it gets boring here." Space Ghost replied with confidence after tapping his blue card on his desk, with the Phantom Cruiser crashing into the Ghost Planet Industries building shortly afterward.
"Well, there goes my bet." Dry Bowser stated as he collected the trash behind the now burning Ghost Planet studio, wondering why he partook in such stupid things.
Bony Balls Of Tennis
Dry Bowser was smacking as many green fuzzy tennis balls back at the machine as much as he could, with some bones coming out of his skeletal body one by one as the tennis balls didn't stop shooting from the machine. Gruntilda checked her list as she observed it, before glancing back up at Dry Bowser, the witch having a skeletal form herself.
"He knows how to hit all these balls," Grunty stated as she had a smirk on her face, placing her bony hand on her chin. "I hope he's as good in bed as he is on the tennis court..."
"I can hear you, you know." Dry Bowser grumbled as he was now reduced to a pile of bones, with Grunty laughing at this predicament.
Wii Fart Trainer Poops On Pikmin
Wii Fit Trainer farted constantly on the Pikmin that were popping out of the grass on the Pikmin stage, with the fitness trainer wiggling her farting big butt in her pooped yoga pants that she willingly gave a brown stain on.
"Come on, can't you guys just stop moving for me? Please?" Wii Fit Trainer stated as she was blushing from how bad her powerful pooping poots smelled. "I just can't help myself... protein makes you stink, you know!"
Dry Bowser's Wii Kart Trials
Dry Bowser was going through another time trial on his volcanic home turf that was the Grumble Volcano, riding in his Piranha Prowler when suddenly Petey Piranha emerged through the ground, gobbling up the bony reptile and his kart as he then flew high into the volcanic sky above the fiery racetrack, flying all the way to the Koopa Cape as he barfed up the driver and his piranha plant themed kart into the water, with Dry Bowser being on top of the underwater tube as he saw other racers zipping by, making him sigh.
"It's going to be one of those days..." Dry Bowser sighed as he started up the Piranha Prowler, driving on the tube as he ended up on the surface, preparing to head around the waterfall as he was then teleported out of the beach themed racetrack, now ending up in the dusty Dry Dry Ruins, with him facing backwards as the various racers, either lightweight or middleweight, zipped by him, being pushed into the sand surrounding the deserted racecourse, making them slow down immensely.
Dry Bowser shrugged as he turned around and drove into the pyramid, seeing that sand was filling up the entire pyramid as he then went through the sand, ending up in a warp that led him to head all the way down on the small mushroom bridge of the Moonview Highway, with him barely escaping traffic as he entered into the Mushroom City, driving through the highway as various bombs exploded on the racecourse, causing massive damage to the road as Dry Bowser managed to get through the tunnel in one piece, ending up through the finish line as he was sent to another warp.
Bowser Toads On The Dry Turnpike
Dry Bowser was doing some painting on a bunch of fences surrounding the various Toad houses populating the Toad City outskirts that were near the infamous traffic filled racetrack known as Toad's Turnpike, with the bony reptile just doing his business of being available for any job as Toad and Toadette drove up to him in Toad's kart.
"Hey! Do you want to have a race with us?" Toad asked while he held the steering wheel.
Dry Bowser eyed the two mushrooms as he placed his bony hands on his skeletal body. "...and why would I do that? It would be two against one."
"Not exactly." Toadette giggled as she placed her hands on Toad's mushroom cap. "I mean, you have heard of the Double Dash races, right? Both of us can fit into one car!"
Dry Bowser murmured as he rubbed his bone filled chin with his right hand. "Hmm... you do raise a good point... but what's in it for me?"
"Well, you can show that it only takes one to beat two!" Toad exclaimed as he dusted off his blue vest. "That, and you can show that us having a home field advantage doesn't mean much!"
Dry Bowser smirked, snapping his fingers as a motorcycle themed after him appeared, with the bony reptilian getting on it as he and the mushrooms drove towards the starting line of the race course, where they would wait for a few more vehicles to leave before properly starting their race.
DK Mountain Barreling
Dry Bowser was rushing through the Donkey Kong Mountain racecourse as he approached the giant barrel while riding in his Piranha Prowler kart, when Petey Piranha landed in front of him.
"Petey! Move out of the way!" Dry Bowser exclaimed, bumping into the mutated piranha plant as they got blasted into the giant barrel, heading all the way up to the gray colored volcanic mountain that overlooked the jungle, with the two heavyweights landing on each other as Donkey Kong approached them.
"Ha! Dry Bowser, you look funny when you're broken in several pieces!" DK exclaimed as he pointed at the pile of bones that was Dry Bowser.
Dry Bowser just grumbled in annoyance as he placed himself back to normal, with Petey just chuckling at his misfortune.
Chunky Kong Vs. Godzilla
Godzilla gave the ultimate smack down as he was fighting Chunky Kong, who was quite huge as they were smashing each other at the DK Island, with the tropical paradise breaking apart from the carnage that the two big guys for you were providing.
Luckily Chunky was one hell of a guy, proceeding to burp loudly in Godzilla's face and make the giant reptile fall on his back. Godzilla was not pleased, breathing his red hot fiery breath of radioactivity in Chunky's face, causing the gorilla to flail his arms in pain screaming as his entire body was on fire.
Grevious The Juggler
General Grevious was doing some juggling with some light sabers using his different metal arms as the droids watched him in the deserted stadium on Geonosis, with the different robots looking at each other oddly.
"How does he manage to hold all those light sabers in his hands?" One droid asked while raising his gun.
"Hey! Don't interrupt!" Grevious stated as he then used one of his arms to slice up the droid with a lit up green lightsaber, turning it off as he went back to juggling it.
Chrom's Sexy Suspender Striptease
Lucina watched in embarrassment as Chrom was spinning around a strip pole, having stripped his clothing as he was being showed by fish sticks.
"Oh, the food of the sea is so good to me!" Chrom exclaimed as he felt his body becoming solid and shiny like chrome.
"Oh father... why..." Lucina sobbed as she fell to her knees, not being able to handle this.
Space Ghost Reveals His Junk
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make." Space Ghost
stated as he stood up, revealing that he was not wearing any pants. "No one likes to be clothed by the bottom."
Zorak and Moltar screamed in disgust as both of them bolted out of the studio, not wanting to see Space Ghost's junk revealed, with the talk show superhero just smiling like the lovable idiot that he was.
Piplup Gets Mad Prizes
"I'm rich!" Piplup exclaimed as he was doing the Pokemon Lottery, getting nuggets and rare candies as he laughed evilly. "I'm going to give myself a PRRRROMOTION!"
"Does he do this all the time?" Ash Greninja asked Lumineon as the two water type Pokemon watched the penguin shock a few other Pokemon who just wanted their less than impressive prizes.
Lumineon sighed as she flapped her butterfly wings. "Oh yes... all the time..."
Toadette Likes Diapers
"Oh, I just love diapers!" Toadette farted as she rubbed her big white, puffy diaper that stuck from the bottom of her pink dress, giggling as she had her hands on her gassy rear. "They're comfy and easy to wear!"
"Like shorts are?" Youngster Joey asked, with Toadette farting in his face as she was now making quite the gross mess.
Godzilla's Tired Of Flyers
Godzilla was taking a stroll through the peaceful monster island, until he got swept into a dusty battle of the air between the adult form of Mothra, King Ghidorah, and Rodan, with their wings causing all sorts of gust to pick up. Godzilla wasn't having any of this, so he blasted the three winged monsters, weakening them as he went on his way... only to be knocked down to the ground by Hedorah flying past him in the air, polluting the island.
Sticks The Burper
Sticks The Badger burped as Ridley and Chrom watched on, with Chrom stuffing fish sticks down his mouth.
"People get off to this?" Ridley asked, feeling even the situation was too big for him to handle.
"Oh -BURP- yeah! People like it when I get BELCH- nasty!" Sticks belched out as she used her burping to fill in for swears.
Chrom shrugged as he was slowly stroking a fish stick, casually shrugging. "Trust me, people can get off to all sorts of stuff. Like me and chrome..."
Ridley eyed Chrom oddly as the big space pirate dragon moved away, wondering what he was doing with his life.
A Chunky Baseball Session
Chunky Kong was practicing his baseball skills while others watched, with them being at the jungle baseball stadium at the Baseball Kingdom as some kids were playing dodgeball in the street leading up to it. Chunky's powerful swings were knocking the balls high into the sky towards Wario City.
"Man, Chunky is really fit!" Charmy Bee exclaimed as he was buzzing around, wearing various different sport themed hats on his head because he was a fan of all sports... at least the non boring ones.
Dry Bowser scoffed as he was cooking french fries for the others to eat. "Please... he hasn't been used to this. It'll take more time for him to-"
"Sounds like someone is jealous." Glaceon stated with a smirk as she wet herself, the urine below her freezing due to her being an ice type Pokemon.
Pichu burped loudly as she was feeding on cheesecake. "This is boring! When is anything exciting gonna happen?"
Princess Daisy crapped her pants as she then took off her brown stained jeans while farting, chucking the pooped pants at the yellow baby mouse as she laughed despicably while watching her run. "How's that for excitement?"
Everyone glanced or glared at Daisy with disgust and confusion as Pichu screamed, dashing down the audience as she bumped into Chunky, who caused the baseball to be smacked into the volcano, causing an eruption as lava spewed all over the jungle, making everyone flee. Arceus watched from the beach as he chuckled, enjoying that there was something unusual about today.
Lucina's Diaper
"How do you like them?" Princess Zelda stated as she managed to get a blue padded diaper onto Lucina.
Lucina farted as she sighed, folding her arms together as she was embarrassed and uncomfortable. "It sucks. I wish it was more... puffy." She then wet herself as her eyes widened, blushing. "...and now I think I need a diaper change."
"DON'T WORRY SWEETY, DADDY IS HERE!" Chrom exclaimed as he dashed into The Room, only to drop the fish sticks that he was munching on, tripping as he fell flat on his face and broke his spine, causing Lucina to cry as she pooped her diaper while Zelda blinked in disbelief.
Grevious Gorge
"It's over, General!" Obi-Wan Kenobi exclaimed as he stood over a cliff in the fiery Mustufar. "I have the high ground!"
General Grevious scoffed as he grabbed a staff and chucked it at the cliff, causing it to break apart as Obi-Wan fell into the lava, with the armed Separatist leader folding his metal arms together.
"And I thought you would be wiser than that," Grevious spited as he grabbed the blue light saber that formerly belonged to Obi-Wan and added it to his collection.
Olimar's Olives
Olimar really loved olives. So much that he went out of his way to find them throughout the Pikmin infested planet for which he was on. He spotted a couple of yellow Pikmin carrying 'big' jars of olives, prompting the big nosed alien to dash to them as he jumped onto the jar, trying to get it open as he used the bunch of Pikmin behind it. Getting the jar open, he jumped into the sea of olives, only to drown in them.
Space Ghost, who was just there because he wanted to study what Pikmin were, munched on a salad full of olives, shrugging as he was wondering if he should help Olimar or not. He didn't bother. What a jackass.
Taco Smell
"This Taco Bell sucks!" Lana exclaimed as she burped while drinking some grape soda. "They don't even have burritos here!"
Ridley laughed as he towered over Lana. "But why would you get that when this place is for tacos?" He then took a whiff, getting disgusted as the scent of tacos was actually making him sick. "...On second thought, I'm bailing..."
"You big... wimp!" Lana belched as she couldn't believe that the giant purple dragon ditched her, with everyone glaring at her due to her gassy emissions.
Smol Nozomi's Farting Problem
Smol Nozomi really needed to fart one day while walking home from school, so looking up and down and all around, the cute purple haired anime girl let out the biggest fart she could muster. It was very loud and gross, but she loved it overall. Even cute gals like her could store in earth shattering farts of gas destruction