"Hey Silver!" Charmy asked in an annoying matter since he scarfed down an entire pizza, burping in Silver's face.
"...what?" Silver murmured after cleaning himself off using a nearby towel, not amused at having pizza grease covering him up.
Charmy touched his fingertips together, glancing down at the floor. "Do you know what 'less is more' means?"
Silver was going to comment, when he just sighed, placing his hands on his hips. "...Charmington, why would you ask me that?"
"Because Espio keeps telling me to pipe down, and he always brings up that phrase..." Charmy whimpered as his frown got bigger, sniffling.
Silver sighed as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "Well Charmster, there's certain things that people come to expect. They're not gonna, say... want to read ten thousand words. They're more akin to, oh, say, one thousand words."
"...Words? 10000?" Charmy blurted, squinting his eyes. "1000?
Rotor placed several pizzas into the oven, turning to Charmy while moving his left hand around. "He means that more people are likely to read the less words you overall have. Why do you think these chapters are short?"
"I thought it was because the author ran out of ideas." Vector stated; he was getting a cup of water from the water cooler.
Everyone in the Pizza Hut turned their attention to the green crocodile. Vector felt nervous: he wasn't used to getting this many awkward stares.
"What? I'm just saying it as a suggestion!" Vector stated as a rebuttal while drinking water and heading back into his office.
Espio rolled his eyes, cleaning the floor in the dining area. "When are we not going to murder the fourth wall...?"
Amy was fanning away her pungent flatulence for she stuffed herself with too much pizza as usual. "Oh man... my undies must hate me."
"Guess it's good that they can't be sentient then." Silver spoke while having a clothespin on his nose, delivering pizza pies to the other customers who found it hard to sit at their tables for obvious reasons. "Will it be enough to make you go on a shopping spree?"
"Maybe, I know those store owners love me for buying so much of their stuff!" Amy laughed above her embarrassingly loud deep pitched farts that caused the restaurant to shake with every stinky steamer emerging out of her gassy rear.
"Did you order this pizza?" Silver asked nervously while around the crater of a volcano somewhere near Hawaii; his shaky hands trying to hold onto the cardboard box filled with the obvious food content.
A wild Salazzle smirked for she had fired off a fire type attack and the poisonous lizard Pokemon by the volcanic area was keen to having the fresh hot pizza delivered to her. "I can already get that crisp scent of it; be a dear and just hand it over."
"You do have money right?" Silver gulped since he was sweating more than usual; feeling that he was getting very hot.
The Salazzle chuckled and proceeded to summon a poison type attack that entranced the psychic powered mammal, causing him to fall down on the ground while Salazzle picked up the pizza and proceeded to eat it. Later on back at the Pizza Hut a disgruntled Vector looked on at a confused Silver who had kiss marks all over his body.
"What the hell happened to you?" Vector bawked for he couldn't believe at what he saw.
"Heh; sorry I couldn't exactly get money back but the pizza was delivered." Silver pointed out for he approached the counter only to slip on a pizza slice and land on his back greatly injuring himself.
Vector growled and decided as punishment that he would take out most of Silver's salary as a result of not getting money back guaranteed.
An Arch of Universal Proportions
"Man, I just love standing over this arch!" King Boo laughed as he was going up and down and all around the arch.
"Come on, dude, you're wasting our time." Dry Bowser stated in annoyance as he was getting impatient with the ghoulish king.
It's The Set Principle
"Aren't the movie sets here just amazing?" Princess Daisy stated as she noticed how different they all stood out from each other.
"Yeah, I guess." Dark Pit remarked with a scoff, noticing people making fun of him for his black clothing. "...Can we just get to the rides?"
"No way! I want to take this journey in!" Daisy stated as she spun around, relishing in the atmosphere of the park.
Gotta Juice In Orlando, Yo
"What does this place offer that's nowhere else?" Dr. Eggman sighed as he was dragged there by Sonic The Hedgehog.
"Well for one, all sorts of rides that no one else would dare make!" Sonic pointed out as he then pointed at the various buildings, among them being the sets that housed Kongfrontation and Earthquake. "...like those!"
"Eurgh... those lines..." Eggman shuddered, feeling sick from just seeing how long the lines for the rides were, shaking his head as it was immensely hot in Orlando, Florida.
The Load Out Case
"You didn't tell me that there was loading here!" Toadette exclaimed while adjusting her detective's hat.
"I did." Dry Bowser stated as he pointed the various vehicles coming in, amongst them being cranes, smoking a pipe. "That's why I said we should wait. The loading here gets dreadful."
Blink Til You Pop
"I don't think... I can hold back..." Tiny Kong stated as she tried her best to keep her eyes opened.
"Oh, I'm a master of this. I'm not letting you beat me." Dixie Kong stated as she was sweating all over, trying her best to not blink.
The pain of keeping her eyes opened got to Tiny, as she closed her eyes. Dixie was prepared to cheer when Tiny Kong farted out a thunderous tuba toot so big, it caused the entire tree house to collapse on itself, which then made the tree it was gathered in to collapse, with various birds and bugs flying away, noise in the jungle going silent.
Burger Shades
You know what I could really use?' Cyborg asked Beast Boy as they were relaxing on the sandy beach in front of the boardwalk.
Beast Boy, who was looking at a video detailing pancakes, turned to Cyborg. "What bro?"
"BURGER SHADES!" Cyborg exclaimed as he had a pair of sunshades that were in the shape of hamburgers on.
"WHOA, BRO!' Beast Boy exclaimed as he waved his arms in the air like he just didn't care.
Don't Dip In The Lava
"It says here to not touch the lava," Cream pointed out as she turned her head to Amy, with both of them in front of a small pool of yellow molten magma.
"Pfft, Rules are for babies." Amy stated as she stripped off her usual red dress to reveal her swimsuit she wore in the Olympics, taking a dip in the lava as she enjoyed it... for a few seconds, before burning to a crisp, screaming in horror.
Cream covered her eyes with both of her hands as she couldn't believe what had just happened in front of her.
The Toadette and Dry Bowser Info Break
"Hello, and welcome to the Toadette and Dry Bowser Info Break!" Toadette greeted as she waved to the camera recording her. "Me and DB here are gonna give the straight talk to you folks out there watching!"
"Horray." Dry Bowser sarcastically remarked as he folded his boney arms together, the two filming on Yoshi's Island.
"Oh come now, you dry bone head. Can't you just be happy?" Arceus stated as he was helping the grass stay moisturized.
"Not when it comes to the kid," Dry Bowser responded as he noticed Toadette holding different apples.
"Now I know these apples look different, but they all taste yummy!" Toadette remarked as she bit into the apples, gulping it down as she felt a slight rumble in her stomach. "But you eat too fast, they can feel a bit rough in your tummy!"
"From apples?" Dry Bowser scoffed as a bunch of apples suddenly buried him, with Toadette gasping as Arceus chuckled, shaking his head.
Toadette's Hungry Pizza Delivery
Toadette's stomach grumbled loudly as she blushed, being on a pizza delivery as she was high in the sky at the Cloudtop Cruise. "Gosh, am I hungry... maybe I should save this last pizza for myself..."
Just as the hungry mushroom girl was going to open up the pizza box, the wind began blowing harshly as she was blown around in the air, screaming for help as she went up and down and all around.
Charmy Bee Gets Stuck on The Fan
"How do I get down from here?" Charmy asked as he was stuck on top of the ceiling fan.
"Can't you just use your wings?" Vector remarked as he and Espio were both inside The Office, looking up at Charmy, the young bee being too scared to attempt to fly down.
Espio sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "We're getting nowhere with this..." He angrily muttered to himself.
Where's That DAMN Pair Of Pants?
"Have you seen my pants?" Shadow The Hedgehog asked Rouge The Bat as the two were relaxing with each other in an apartment while E-123 Omega was making breakfast, despite it being close to midnight.
"You don't wear pants, silly." Rouge stated as she was rubbing her face on the colorful gems she had stored in her chest.
"I find it abnormal for you animals to try and wear clothes," Omega blurted out as he was wondering why Rouge was still wearing her tight black suit, with the bat beginning to inflate for no reason as Shadow pulled out his gun.
"Well in you go." Vector said upon kicking his hedgehog employee through a portal within the Pizza Hut.
"What the hell-" Silver spoke for he looked around with a bunch of pizzas in his gloved hands, looking around to see that he was in a tropical jungle. "Well this isn't going to go well-"
Alas the psychic mammal was interrupted by a loud burst of flatulence that his nose was quick to pick up with him trying to hold in his barf since his face turned green; he sensed the source of the wretched scent which was Pokemon's Farting Mallow: the gassy trial captain was letting loose a shart storm in her stained overalls on 1 of the various Alola islands.
"You gotta be kidding me." Silver groaned after being forced to swallow in his vomit.
"Who said anything about joking around?" Mallow teased while shaking her hips to make her rump roars louder. "I'm feeling famished since I've been constantly tooting and I feel my gas tank can be fueled by pizza!"
"Do you really have to let loose so much?" Silver groaned upon trying to use his psychic to block out the stink.
"Why yes." Mallow said for she was quick to grab Silver, eying the pizza box for her smirk got bigger with extra potent poot from her. "They don't call me Methane Maker Mao for nothing!"
Silver realized that he was screwed for Mallow didn't mess around when it came to wanting food to eat or spice up: especially when it came to her making larger than life farts that could knock anything out!
Space Ghost Hates Ideas
"Yo Tad, have you ever had any ideas-" Uncle Grandpa began when Space Ghost placed his right hand on Uncle Grandpa's mouth, both of them being at the studio set where Space Ghost did his Coast to Coast talk show.
"No, I haven't." Space Ghost replied in a rather angry tone of voice, sighing. "...and I rather not be reminded of that cruel fact."
Uncle Grandpa shrugged as he played around with Moltar's helmet, using it to poke Zorak's fried corpse, which was burnt by a blast of Space Ghost's Destructo Ray.
"Oh no!" Toadette exclaimed as she let out several bassy farts in her new shorts. "I think I just pooped my pants!"
"Actually, you're wearing shorts." Fastidious Beaver pointed out as the two were at the edge of the volcanic Grumble Volcano
"Same difference!" Toadette admitted while pulling up her crapped shorts, continuing to release thunderous tuba toots as she blushed in embarrassment. "Oh man, it's so gross and mushy... Toadsworth is never gonna hear the end of this..."
"Geeze... these things are too big for me..." Toadette admitted as she was trying to keep her new yellow shorts on, only to let out a loud fart as it broke apart, revealing her diaper.
"How embarrassing!" Toad exclaimed as he giggled, placing his hands on his face.
Toadette's Quest For Eggs
Toadette looked throughout the chicken barn as she was looking for which eggs to take, only for all the chicken hens to glare at her as Toadette felt a bit nervous, waving at them.
"Err... can I have some eggs?" Toadette innocently asked, as the chickens all bawked angrily and began attacking her.
Toadette's Weird Ass Fanfiction
"...and this, I call 'The End Of The Beginning Of The Middle!" Toadette exclaimed as she twirled around.
"That's one weird name for a fanfic." Nana remarked in confusion while polishing her wooden mallet.
"Yeah... doesn't sound like anything anyone would come up with," Amy Rose remarked in agreement, with all three pink clad girls inside a computer lab.
"Oh come on, it took me several hours to think of this shit!" Toadette angrily snapped back.
Dry Bowser passed by, moping the floors with a mop as he glanced over at the three girls. "There's a reason certain ideas stay inside the mind, and not be made public..."
Dry Bowser Takes Out The Trash
Dry Bowser took out the garbage from his cabin just outside the Grumble Volcano as he placed it away in his trash can. "Hmmm... wonder why this stuff is being written for no reason."
"People like seeing characters do weird things in fanfiction," Toadsworth exclaimed as he emerged from another nearby trash can, living in it.
Toadette Farts and Cries
Toadette farted several thunderous tuba toots as she cried, dashing through the vibrant Toad Harbor as all the multicolored Toads looked at her oddly, confused by her crying and farting.
"Why do I always get these weird fetish stories written about me!? And why do I always fart!?" Toadette cried as she was letting out waterfalls of tears from her eyes, her brassy flatulence shaking the harbor.
Uncle Grandpa the Ice Climber
"GOOD MORNING!" Uncle Grandpa screamed as he landed on the top of a snowy mountain, with it snowing ferociously at the set of mountains in the icy region as the Ice Climbers paused, looking at each other, then at Uncle Grandpa.
"Errr... you all right, mister?" Nana asked Uncle Grandpa as she placed her hands on her hips, squinting her eyes.
"Of course I am!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed as he dusted himself off, shivering. "Brrr! I could use a parka!"
"No kidding. Your clothing isn't fit for climbing icicle mountains!" Popo exclaimed as he raised his arms in the air
Pokemon Ice Climbers
Popo and Nana watched as Meloetta and Piplup followed them, with Meloetta wearing a green parka as she dragged a fright filled Piplup, who was clad in yellow.
"Come on, Pippy! This isn't so bad!" Meloetta exclaimed as she glanced down at Piplup.
"Easy for you to say! You can fly!" Piplup snapped as he sneezed, gulping as he could feel like there would be an avalanche at any given moment.
"...These two Pokemon are weird," Nana whispered to Popo as they were going faster than the Pokemon duo.
Popo nodded his head in agreement. "Tell me about it. Something tells me that these guys aren't suppose to be here."
"Well here's to another day or doing nothing." Silver said upon enjoying the pizza slice he was eating. "I know it's not all that much but I do enjoy peaceful moments like this but I am content with it."
"You're saying this because you don't feel like doing anything else?" Espio responded upon cleaning the windows.
Silver smiled and nodded his head upon brushing his quills. "Yes that's exactly what I mean."
"Where's the pizza?"
"It's coming just be patient." Silver spoke while trying to keep his cool due to having so many pizza pies in his possession."
"But I want the pizza now!"
"Can't you learn to wait?" Silver snapped and then used his psychic power to hold the customer up.
"Sounds like he's having another 1 of his break downs." Espio
"What could pawsibly go wrong?" Bubsy stretched his arms while getting his catchphrase in upon asking his question. "How could you tell that he's getting in the mood when things could possibly go wrong?"
"He gets those crazed looks on his eyes whenever something is bugging him."
"Well at least you can tell."
Glaceon Wants Paws
"Ugh... I wish i stood on my two feet and used my front paws as hands!" Glaceon whined to Piplup as they were walking through an icy cavern.
"And why would you care about that?" Piplup asked as he narrowly avoided being crushed by the falling icicles above.
"Because walking on all four of my feet gets boring! I want to act like how all those humans do!" Glaceon remarked as she noticed the Ice Climbers, Popo and Nana, gleefully jumping from icy platform to platform, making her sigh in disappointment.
This Reminds Me Of The Time We Went Underground
"Will this get us out of here?" Quagmire remarked as he held up a shovel.
Cleveland shrugged as he held a ring. "Beats me. You have to trust in the coin."
Peter Griffin groaned as he slapped his forehead. "But I did, and all that led us to was trouble."
"Well, just keep trusting it... and keep your chin up." Joe remarked as he was using his wheelchair to roll around in the mud.
The other three guys glanced at each other as they all groaned at Joe's statement.
"That didn't help at all!" Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire stated at the same time.
Spongebob Gets A Letter
"Look what I found in the mail!" Spongebob exclaimed to Squidward and Mr. Krabs, who were both sitting at a table.
"Is it something stupid?" Squidward yawned.
"Does it have any money?" Mr. Krabs asked.
"Nope!" Spongebob remarked as he opened the letter and revealed Plankton inside. "It's our rival from the Chum Bucket!"
"Rats. And I would have gotten away with my plan to take the secret formula to the Krabby Patty too, if it weren't for sponge brain," Plankton complained as he folded his stubby arms together in disappointment.
"Is this free?" Chrom asked while pointing at the fish sticks.
Henry shook his head, holding up a price tag. "No, it's three... dollars."
"Well that's a ripoff." Chrom scoffed as he folded his arms in disappointment.
"It's not! It's thirty three percent off!" Henry snapped as he pointed at the sign again.
Charmed To Pip Ya
"I'm so charming!" Charmy Bee stated while dressed up as a gentleman.
"Pip, I say you are, my fair chap!" Piplup added, for he too was dressed up royally.
"...both of you are idiots." Toadsworth groaned as he was trying to right down recipes in his diary, not wanting anything to do with the ignorant young guys trying to appear older, with them riding on a runaway train barreling through Universal Studios Florida, with them being chased by several velociraptors from Jurassic Park, a runaway DeLorean from Back To The Future, and Bruce the shark from Jaws.
Crates Overall
"Guess what, Lank?" Chunky Kong exclaimed to Lanky Kong as he held some wooden crates in his hands. "I know how to chuck these!"
"Great. Now help me get these overalls off of me," Lanky stated calmly as he had several different colored pairs of overalls attacking him, all jealous of Lanky's traditional light blue overalls.
Lucina Gets Run Over By A Train
"Ridley, don't do this!" Lucina exclaimed as she was being tied up on a railroad track, with the Spirit Train approaching her. "Just because I wanted to make more jokes about you-"
"Zip it, Math! I had it with your lies!" Ridley exclaimed as he slapped Lucina in the face with his big tail, flapping his wings as he took off, watching as Lucina was ran over by the Spirit Train.
Toon Link, who was managing the train, was confused as he wondered what happened, shrugging as he didn't realize that he accidentally killed Lucina.
Just Rolling and Dohing
"Ready to do this?" Space Ghost said to Uncle Grandpa.
"Uhh, how about we read the rules first?" Uncle Grandpa suggested as he pulled out a map of Canada.
"Too late!" Space Ghost stated, pushing Uncle Grandpa down the snowy mountain, with the grandpa of uncles being inside a giant plain bagel.
Space Ghost laughed a hearty bout of laughter as he then rolled down himself, forming a giant snowball as he bumped into Uncle Grandpa, with the bagel getting covered in snow as they bumped into a giant glacier, causing it to break into various pieces of ice that went everywhere.
Chrom Marries Fishsticks
"Hey... what's with that guy?" Vanilluxe whispered to Cherrim as they were watching the king of Ylisse, Chrom, stroking a bunch of fishsticks in a wedding chapel installed at a erupting volcano somewhere in Hawaii.
"I think he's in love with those fish fingers," Cherrim muttered back, being quite shocked at how much one person could love a particular food object.
"Do you mind!?" Chrom exclaimed as he glared at the Pokemon duo, trying to enjoy his fishsticks in piece as Vanilluxe and Cherrim decided to question why the hell they were at a fucking volcano in the first place, since both were notoriously weak to fire type.
Space Ghost To Disney Infinity And Beyond
"Hey! Why are you shooting my director?" Space Ghost stated as he faced the Disney army, placing his hands on his hips.
"...That thing's a director?" The bunch of Disney characters remarked as they were still shooting Moltar with this various laser guns.
"Well he is, and I'll have you know that he may be terrible, but he's my property!" Space Ghost exclaimed as he pointed his arm at the group. "And for that, I'm going to have to blast you."
"Dude, just LET IT GO..." abitch began to sing, much to everyone's annoyance as she was blasted by Zorak.
"Always hated that song." Zorak remarked as he placed away his yellow zapper.
Dry Bowser In The Absolutely And Stupidly Complexed Adventure
Dry Bowser woke up from his rest on the top of the Grumble Volcano's crater, glancing up to see snow somehow falling down on the volcanic racecourse.
"What the hell...?" Dry Bowser muttered, not believing what he was seeing as he was genuinely confused by this very predicament. "Cold particles that would be common in the tundra... where is this snow coming from...?" Determined to get to the bottom of this, Dry Bowser jumped off the volcano, heading all the way down as he was determined to see what was going on.
In the background was Chrom making love to fish sticks, while Space Ghost and Uncle Grandpa were pulling weeds that somehow populated the volcanic wasteland, with Arceus relaxing on the magma, unaffected by its molten burning state.
Monsters Just Fishing
Godzilla let out a huge roar as he emerged from the sea, taking a good glance around to see his other fellow monsters fishing on the sandy beach of Monster Island, with it looking like it could pour a thunderstorm any moment.
Godzilla: So, how was your day?
Mothra: (groans) Pitiful. I can barely hold anything with my small claws. You know how annoying it is to do with my big beautiful wings?
King Ghidorah: (speaking with all three of his heads) It's even harder to do when you use your skull instead of your hands.
Rodan: (chuckles) I don't know what's so hard about fishing. Look at all the fish I caught!
Godzilla, Mothra, and Ghidorah then took a look at the huge pile of fish behind Rodan, the mutant Pterosaur fishing up with ease, due to the fact that his fingers were on his magnificent wings.
Space Ghost Thinks Of Something
"You know..." Space Ghost stated as he took a good look at Moltar and Zorak. "We haven't had a guest in here in ages."
"You mean an ages in guest in here." Zorak stated as he touched his fingertips together. "Gotta mix the words up, you know.
"I don't get it." Moltar mumbled as he folded his arms together. "Why do you want to have a guest in here at this time of the night?"
"...because it gets boring here." Space Ghost replied with confidence after tapping his blue card on his desk, with the Phantom Cruiser crashing into the Ghost Planet Industries building shortly afterward.
"Well, there goes my bet." Dry Bowser stated as he collected the trash behind the now burning Ghost Planet studio, wondering why he partook in such stupid things.
Bony Balls Of Tennis
Dry Bowser was smacking as many green fuzzy tennis balls back at the machine as much as he could, with some bones coming out of his skeletal body one by one as the tennis balls didn't stop shooting from the machine. Gruntilda checked her list as she observed it, before glancing back up at Dry Bowser, the witch having a skeletal form herself.
"He knows how to hit all these balls," Grunty stated as she had a smirk on her face, placing her bony hand on her chin. "I hope he's as good in bed as he is on the tennis court..."
"I can hear you, you know." Dry Bowser grumbled as he was now reduced to a pile of bones, with Grunty laughing at this predicament.
Wii Fart Trainer Poops On Pikmin
Wii Fit Trainer farted constantly on the Pikmin that were popping out of the grass on the Pikmin stage, with the fitness trainer wiggling her farting big butt in her pooped yoga pants that she willingly gave a brown stain on.
"Come on, can't you guys just stop moving for me? Please?" Wii Fit Trainer stated as she was blushing from how bad her powerful pooping poots smelled. "I just can't help myself... protein makes you stink, you know!"
Dry Bowser's Wii Kart Trials
Dry Bowser was going through another time trial on his volcanic home turf that was the Grumble Volcano, riding in his Piranha Prowler when suddenly Petey Piranha emerged through the ground, gobbling up the bony reptile and his kart as he then flew high into the volcanic sky above the fiery racetrack, flying all the way to the Koopa Cape as he barfed up the driver and his piranha plant themed kart into the water, with Dry Bowser being on top of the underwater tube as he saw other racers zipping by, making him sigh.
"It's going to be one of those days..." Dry Bowser sighed as he started up the Piranha Prowler, driving on the tube as he ended up on the surface, preparing to head around the waterfall as he was then teleported out of the beach themed racetrack, now ending up in the dusty Dry Dry Ruins, with him facing backwards as the various racers, either lightweight or middleweight, zipped by him, being pushed into the sand surrounding the deserted racecourse, making them slow down immensely.
Dry Bowser shrugged as he turned around and drove into the pyramid, seeing that sand was filling up the entire pyramid as he then went through the sand, ending up in a warp that led him to head all the way down on the small mushroom bridge of the Moonview Highway, with him barely escaping traffic as he entered into the Mushroom City, driving through the highway as various bombs exploded on the racecourse, causing massive damage to the road as Dry Bowser managed to get through the tunnel in one piece, ending up through the finish line as he was sent to another warp.
Bowser Toads On The Dry Turnpike
Dry Bowser was doing some painting on a bunch of fences surrounding the various Toad houses populating the Toad City outskirts that were near the infamous traffic filled racetrack known as Toad's Turnpike, with the bony reptile just doing his business of being available for any job as Toad and Toadette drove up to him in Toad's kart.
"Hey! Do you want to have a race with us?" Toad asked while he held the steering wheel.
Dry Bowser eyed the two mushrooms as he placed his bony hands on his skeletal body. "...and why would I do that? It would be two against one."
"Not exactly." Toadette giggled as she placed her hands on Toad's mushroom cap. "I mean, you have heard of the Double Dash races, right? Both of us can fit into one car!"
Dry Bowser murmured as he rubbed his bone filled chin with his right hand. "Hmm... you do raise a good point... but what's in it for me?"
"Well, you can show that it only takes one to beat two!" Toad exclaimed as he dusted off his blue vest. "That, and you can show that us having a home field advantage doesn't mean much!"
Dry Bowser smirked, snapping his fingers as a motorcycle themed after him appeared, with the bony reptilian getting on it as he and the mushrooms drove towards the starting line of the race course, where they would wait for a few more vehicles to leave before properly starting their race.
DK Mountain Barreling
Dry Bowser was rushing through the Donkey Kong Mountain racecourse as he approached the giant barrel while riding in his Piranha Prowler kart, when Petey Piranha landed in front of him.
"Petey! Move out of the way!" Dry Bowser exclaimed, bumping into the mutated piranha plant as they got blasted into the giant barrel, heading all the way up to the gray colored volcanic mountain that overlooked the jungle, with the two heavyweights landing on each other as Donkey Kong approached them.
"Ha! Dry Bowser, you look funny when you're broken in several pieces!" DK exclaimed as he pointed at the pile of bones that was Dry Bowser.
Dry Bowser just grumbled in annoyance as he placed himself back to normal, with Petey just chuckling at his misfortune.
Chunky Kong Vs. Godzilla
Godzilla gave the ultimate smack down as he was fighting Chunky Kong, who was quite huge as they were smashing each other at the DK Island, with the tropical paradise breaking apart from the carnage that the two big guys for you were providing.
Luckily Chunky was one hell of a guy, proceeding to burp loudly in Godzilla's face and make the giant reptile fall on his back. Godzilla was not pleased, breathing his red hot fiery breath of radioactivity in Chunky's face, causing the gorilla to flail his arms in pain screaming as his entire body was on fire.
Grevious The Juggler
General Grevious was doing some juggling with some light sabers using his different metal arms as the droids watched him in the deserted stadium on Geonosis, with the different robots looking at each other oddly.
"How does he manage to hold all those light sabers in his hands?" One droid asked while raising his gun.
"Hey! Don't interrupt!" Grevious stated as he then used one of his arms to slice up the droid with a lit up green lightsaber, turning it off as he went back to juggling it.
Chrom's Sexy Suspender Striptease
Lucina watched in embarrassment as Chrom was spinning around a strip pole, having stripped his clothing as he was being showed by fish sticks.
"Oh, the food of the sea is so good to me!" Chrom exclaimed as he felt his body becoming solid and shiny like chrome.
"Oh father... why..." Lucina sobbed as she fell to her knees, not being able to handle this.
Space Ghost Reveals His Junk
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make." Space Ghost
stated as he stood up, revealing that he was not wearing any pants. "No one likes to be clothed by the bottom."
Zorak and Moltar screamed in disgust as both of them bolted out of the studio, not wanting to see Space Ghost's junk revealed, with the talk show superhero just smiling like the lovable idiot that he was.
Piplup Gets Mad Prizes
"I'm rich!" Piplup exclaimed as he was doing the Pokemon Lottery, getting nuggets and rare candies as he laughed evilly. "I'm going to give myself a PRRRROMOTION!"
"Does he do this all the time?" Ash Greninja asked Lumineon as the two water type Pokemon watched the penguin shock a few other Pokemon who just wanted their less than impressive prizes.
Lumineon sighed as she flapped her butterfly wings. "Oh yes... all the time..."
Toadette Likes Diapers
"Oh, I just love diapers!" Toadette farted as she rubbed her big white, puffy diaper that stuck from the bottom of her pink dress, giggling as she had her hands on her gassy rear. "They're comfy and easy to wear!"
"Like shorts are?" Youngster Joey asked, with Toadette farting in his face as she was now making quite the gross mess.
Godzilla's Tired Of Flyers
Godzilla was taking a stroll through the peaceful monster island, until he got swept into a dusty battle of the air between the adult form of Mothra, King Ghidorah, and Rodan, with their wings causing all sorts of gust to pick up. Godzilla wasn't having any of this, so he blasted the three winged monsters, weakening them as he went on his way... only to be knocked down to the ground by Hedorah flying past him in the air, polluting the island.
Sticks The Burper
Sticks The Badger burped as Ridley and Chrom watched on, with Chrom stuffing fish sticks down his mouth.
"People get off to this?" Ridley asked, feeling even the situation was too big for him to handle.
"Oh -BURP- yeah! People like it when I get BELCH- nasty!" Sticks belched out as she used her burping to fill in for swears.
Chrom shrugged as he was slowly stroking a fish stick, casually shrugging. "Trust me, people can get off to all sorts of stuff. Like me and chrome..."
Ridley eyed Chrom oddly as the big space pirate dragon moved away, wondering what he was doing with his life.
"All right how do we end this train wreck of a chapter?" Silver complained upon eating a pizza slice.
Moltar suddenly rose from the staircase. "We could say racial slurs to get this story plugged."
"This isn't 1 of the throwaway stories we've been written in though."
"That's true but it sure as hell feels like it."
"Sounds like we got a lot of complaining going on." Space Ghost chuckled upon deciding to appear in the kitchen.
"What else are we suppose to do?" Silver responded.
"That's a good point because I sure as hell don't know."