"There's nothing new here," Silver stated as he was giving the customers various pizzas, sighing as he began forming up the pizza dough next to him.

"Well, try to spice things up." Dry Bowser suggested, sitting at the green counter.

"And just how am I suppose to do that?" Silver remarked, narrowing his eyes at the skeletal reptile.

It was then that Vector began playing the accordion, having a green colored accordion with dollars flying out of it, the green crocodile singing.

"Oh Korttork, not again..." Dry Bowser groaned as he placed his right hand on his face.

"You... heard this before?" Silver remarked in disbelief.

Dry Bowser glanced at Silver. "You should know. He occasionally did this all the time!"

"...He did?" Silver questioned, not being sure whether or not to believe Dry Bowser, with vector singing.

"MONEY, MONEY, IT'S FOR ME! MONEY, MONEY, IT MAKES ME HAPPY!" Vector sung, causing all the pizza pies to explode as everyone screamed, running out of the Pizza Hut, with Vector not caring as he was making money the old fashioned way.


"Silver? Silver? Silver?" Charmy remarked as he buzzed around Silver, who was trying to place the tomato sauce on the pizza dough.

"What, Charmy?" Silver growled as he glanced back at Charmy.

Charmy rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. 'Why do you use tomato sauce on the pizzas?"

"Because..." Silver trailed off as he squinted his eyes at Charmy. "Wait, are you just trying to trick me again?"

Not having anything else to say, Charmy pied Silver in the face, causing the silver colored hedgehog to chase the bee all throughout the Pizza Hut.


"How do you feel about these short chapters?' Silver asked Espio as they were making pizza.

"Ehh, fine I guess. At least we're getting some action here and there." Espio responded as he was rolling the pizza dough.

"Whoa, look out! Espio wants to do it with someone!" Charmy exclaimed as he giggled like a girl.

It was then that Vector emerged out of a nearby plain pizza pie, punching Charmy in the face.

"Ain't nobody got time for that!" Vector snapped, grabbing several untouched green dollar bills from a table nearby and rubbing it on his face as he sighed. "Ahh, yes!"

Everyone eyed each other as they were wondering why Vector was doing this.


Silver arrived at the green counter, spying Shadow waiting there for pizza, as usual. He sighed, folding his arms. "All right, Shadow. I know you're gonna try and rip me off, as well as make some smart remark. What do you want?"

Shadow sighed as he looked up at Silver. "I can't find Knuckles. We were gonna perform a high shovel with each other, but he went missing."

Silver rubbed his chin. "Actually, I haven't seen Espio all day, now that you mention it... I wonder..."

Meanwhile in Seaside Hill, Knuckles and Espio are having a friendly match against each other, causing some damage to the beach.

Shadow and Silver both shrugged and sighed in unison, not worrying about them.


Silver approached Cream, handing her a kiddie pizza. "Here you go, Cream. A nice, warm small pie for a cute child."

Cream squealed as she hugged Silver tightly. "Thank you, Mr. Silver!" She took the pizza to her table, merrily gobbling down.

Charmy approached Silver, buzzing in the air as usual. He folded his arms. "Golly, seeing Cream so happy makes my stinger hard..."

Silver glared at Charmy. "Look kid, the last thing we need are penis jokes. You want to go do that, then do it in privacy."

Charmy stuck out his tongue at Silver. "Fine. You don't have to be a dick about it, you jerk off!" He buzzed off, giggling to himself.

Silver rubbed the back of his head, before realizing that Charmy made a horrible penis pun.


Space Ghost was starting to get bored as he placed both of his hands on his face. "Making pizzas for all eternity, serving lousy customers... I miss hosting my own talk show."

"But Space Ghost," Silver commented as he appeared next to Space Ghost, "This is a decent job with good learning experience and reasonable money."

Space Ghost glared at Silver. "Yeah, for you. But for a formerly famous superhero talk show host like me, it's in the gutters." He sniffled as he shook his head.

Charmy sighed heavenly as he buzzed behind Space Ghost, holding his hands together. "This Pizza Hut is the most perfect place in the universe."

Space Ghost and Silver stared oddly at Charmy, who was still having great imaginations and ignoring the received stares.


Silver was finishing up several pizzas as he handed them to several Moto Bugs who were waiting, placing the green dollar bills into the cash register as he headed to the back to prepare more pizzas. Sonic zipped back into the Pizza Hut after having finished several deliveries.

"Hey Silver, you think you can switch positions with me?" Sonic asked as he stretched his arms. "I need a quick rest."

Silver nodded as he approached Sonic. "Oh, sure thing! I could use some exercise, anyway!" He jumped over the green counter, taking several boxes of fresh hot pizzas with him as he left the Pizza Hut.

Sonic smiled, heading back to the kitchen and making a lot more yummy pizzas at the speed of sound. "All right, let's juice!"

As Sonic went to make pizza, Vector emerged out of his office, laughing as he was once again playing his money accordion, singing as the green dollar bills went flying everywhere, with the prepared pizzas once again exploding.

"MONEY, MONEY, YOU ARE SO FINE," Vector sung as he danced around the dining area, "MONEY, MONEY, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU ALL MINE!"