"SILVER!" Vector screamed, flailing his arms as he left his office, with Space Ghost and Moltar both painting it a new color to make it feel alive again.

"Oh boy, here we go." Silver sighed as he slapped his forehead and turned to his boss. "Yes, Vex?"

"...I need you." Vector started as he wrapped his arm around Silver, rolling his right hand around. "...to go deliver a pizza into outer space while wearing this pink tutu I found in the garbage and singing 'It's A Small World' ad infinitum so that the aliens can poke fun and laugh at you while-"

"Fuck that, man, I ain't doing it!" Silver scoffed as he pushed Vector's nose in. "That's not part of the deal!"

Vector crushed Silver's right hand, glaring right at him. "I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further." He then jumped into the cash register full of green dollar bills.

Silver sighed as he slapped his forehead with his right hand. "Oh man, this deal gets worse all the time."

Vector then emerged, looking at Silver. "Oh, on that note-"

Silver groaned, with the other employees shaking their head in pity as the customers didn't know how to react.

It was a peaceful night at the infamous Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square. It was two hours before closing, and Silver was cleaning the counter as the customers enjoyed their pizzas. Vector was having a break dancing contest with Knuckles, who was failing miserably while Shadow was drinking some Pepsi with Superman and Batman, both taking breaks from their fighting crime.

"So yeah, I punched Lex Luthor in the gut, and he ran off with thirty cakes, so that's how I recovered ten cakes," Superman stated as he sipped his Pepsi.

Shadow and Batman glanced at each other as they stared oddly at Superman.

"Errr... you recovered ten cakes? That's... a bit orthodoxy, if you ask me personally," Shadow stated.

Superman twitched his right eye, rubbing the back of his neck. "Well, hey! It was either me or the cakes! I just did what I had to do! I'm Superman, after all!"

Batman chuckled as he tapped his fingertips together. "Well, I pummeled the Joker with his own crowbar. Shit was pretty cash."

Vector grabbed Silver by the neck, pointing at the cash register, telling the albino hedgehog, "Hey Silver, is the register more dirtier than I imagined, or is it just me?"

Silver glanced at the cash register, then at Vector, and sighed as he shook his head. "Vector, the register has always been like that."

Vector blinked several times as he chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of his head. "Oh yeah, I forgot. Silly me." He then turned around, to see the oven doors open. "Although... the ovens look like they could go for some cleaning."

Silver sighed as he shrugged, approaching the ovens as he got out a broom. "Well, all right, Vector, I'll clean up the-" He then slipped on a slice of pizza, sliding into one of the ovens as the door slammed shut, trapping Silver inside.

Vector blinked in shock as he rubbed the back of his neck, shrugging as he started laughing, turning around and keeping the customers occupied as Silver banged on the door, screaming to be let out as he was torched inside.

"Awkward," Toadette blurted, with Charmy nodding his head in agreement as Arceus and Dry Bowser went back to talking about which pizza chain was better.

"Vector, this is kind of heavy..." Silver groaned as he was holding a broken oven behind his back.

Vector laughed as he wagged his right index finger. "Nonsense! You can manage to carry that around!"

'Yeah... but why won't you help me?" Silver replied, feeling the pain as he struggled to keep his weight.

Vector blinked as he turned around, to see Vanilla walking in. "Hey Vanilla, baby! Ready for that night out?"

Vanilla giggled as she took Vector's hand. "You bet I am, dear. Let's go."

Silver dropped his jaw in disbelief as Vector walked out with Vanilla, being forced to carry the oven all by himself. The weight of the oven overtook Silver, causing him to fall through the floor, crashing into the basement.

"Help? Anyone?" Silver groaned in pain, unable to get out.

"I wish we got more to do around here." Rotor sighed as he drank up another cup of water.

"Trust me, we get a lot of nonsense here as it is." Espio remarked as Charmy appeared in front of the two, wearing a pink tutu and clown shows while holding several white cardboard boxes of pizza.

"What? Vector said I look like a pretty girl in this!" Charmy snapped back as Rotor appeared disgusted, with Espio slapping his forehead in shame.

Vector sighed as he and Silver waited for more people to come on, but there was practically no one there except themselves. It was raining harshly outside, and it was pretty cold, to boot.

"Hey Vector... there's not many people in here today." Silver lampshaded the obvious, opening up his arms.

Vector slapped Silver across the head, replying sharply, "Of course there's not. They all overslept!"

Silver frowned as he rubbed his neck. "How are they suppose to get anything done if they overslept?"

Vector scoffed as he shrugged. "That's what happens when you stay up too late." He stretched his arms as he headed back to his office, slipping on some cheese on the ground, landing on his back. Silver tried not to laugh as Vector growled, glaring directly at Silver.

"Silver, would you come over here for a moment?" Vector stared as he smirked evilly, picking up a hatchet. "I just want to give you a little present..."

Silver gulped as he jumped over the counter, running for his life as he ran out of the Pizza Hut, with Vector following him right behind.

"Silver!" Vector cried out as he was standing by his office, obviously annoyed as his arms were folded.

Silver approached Vector, holding two trays as he asked, "Yes, Vector? What's up?"

Vector glanced to his right, and then turned his head back at Silver, asking, "Did you clean the oven?"

Silver eyed Vector oddly as he slightly tilted his head to the right, replying, "Well, yeah, why?"

Vector then pulled Big The Cat from behind him, holding the fat purple cat in front of him. "Because I found this fat sack of crap inside there."

Silver gawked as he took a step back. "What the? Big, how did you get in there?"

Big rubbed the back of his head as he slowly replied, "I was looking for Froggy, and I didn't find him..."

Silver and Vector both slapped their foreheads as Big stared, oblivious.

"Big just loves his frog." Amy commented as she was eating pizza with Shadow and Knuckles.

"Who wouldn't?" Knuckles laughed as he tried flexing his muscles, but failed.

Shadow just rolled his eyes. "We're an unusual bunch." He then took a sip of his Diet Cherry Pepsi.

"Silver! Why is the cash register spitting out gumballs?" Vector asked as pink colored gumballs were hitting him, causing the crocodile to shield himself with his very skinny arms.

Silver shrugged as he replied in an honest tone, "Well, earlier, Knuckles was playing around with it, and he dropped his gum, so-"

"KNUCKLES, I WILL DESTROY YOU!" Vector bellowed as he pulled out a wooden baseball bat from nowhere, charging right towards Knuckles.

Knuckles gawked as he jumped off the table, with Vector smashing the table into pieces as he smashed the people out of his way, chasing Knuckles, who pushed objects in front of him away as he kept running. Silver shook his head as he sat back and watched, relaxing.

Shadow munched on a slice of black olives and pepperoni as he stood next to the counter, watching Knuckles get his ass handed by Vector. He smirked, shaking his head as he kept on eating the pizza, laughing at Knuckles.