Silver was making pizza as usual as he was humming to himself, taking a stroll outside when he saw a plane crashing near Station Square, WITH NO SURVIVORS.

"What the!?" Silver exclaimed, chucking the pizza aside as he dashed outside the Pizza Hut and attempted to catch up to the plane, only to be caught by the SSSSS Squad.

"BA HA, HA HA!" Exclaimed Scratch as he did a dance. "We got him! Hell yes!"

"Yeah! Now we'll trap you in our failing Taco Bell!" Grounder added.

"And there's nothing you can do about it!" Coconuts taunted as he poked Silver in the nose.

Suddenly the Phantom Cruiser came down crashing into the Pizza Hut, with only one survivor as Space Ghost stumbled out.

"I... am a good pilot..." Space Ghost stated as he fell on his back, groaning weakly.


Dry Bowser watched from the window on the second floor while observing the olives topped pizza slice he ordered, squinting his eyes as he folded his boney arms together. "Hmm... there's a lot of crashing planes lately."

"Well at least there's not crashing near us." Amy admitted as she was dusting off her red dress.

Suddenly a small jet crashed down on the Pizza Hut, causing the entire building to catch on fire. The rain pouring down on it didn't do anything.


"Something, anything, everything... money." Vector commented as he was playing crossword on a notepad in his vault of money, chuckling as a pizza plane crashed into him, spreading cheese all over his back. He glanced behind him, shrugging as he went back to playing his crossword.


Toadette farted as she blushed, fanning the air with her right hand as she was placing various pizza pies into cardboard boxes. "Oh gosh... I really need to lay off the super cheesy pizza!"

An oven behind her then fell down on her, making her groan in pain as she tried squeezing out, but couldn't.


"Well, time to see if I could be a lazy piece of shit again," Moltar remarked as he went to the bathroom on the first floor to clean it, only to see small plane pizzas flying around as he shook his head, turning around and shrugging. "Never mind. I'll just go back to watching COPS..."


"Silver, why do you have bandages all on you?" Charmy asked as he and Silver were both rolling pizza dough around.

"Let's just say that I tried to call it in... and the flight plan only listed one of us." Silver pointed out, having bandages all over his body, including his quills.


"I don't know why you guys like to read about me," Espio commented as he was cleaning the green counter on the first floor. "There's nothing interesting that happens with me. I'm sure you're interested in the other characters-"

Espio was interrupted by a plane crashing through the Pizza Hut, with its nose just touching the counter as it completely broke apart. Espio blinked, and just shrugged as he kept cleaning up the counter.


"Silver, what does the scouter say about the Baneposting level?" Vector asked Silver while standing on the rooftop of the Pizza, with it being night and raining as planes were crashing up and down and all around Station Square.

"It's extremely painful to count out how much exactly it is, brother, but it pretty big... for you." Silver stated, pulling out a plain pizza pie and eating it as he gave a thumbs up to Vector.

Vector then grabbed Silver and chucked him near a falling plane that was gonna hit the Pizza Hut, making it explode as Silver went blasting off again.