"You know, I wanna get a burger," Charmy remarked casually for he was helping Silver make pizza in the kitchen during a bustling day.
"Burgers, huh?" Shadow responded; he was eating his black olives and pepperoni pizza with a can of Mountain Dew, having a bag of Dorito ships right next to him. "On a hot, sexy day like this... I would say that it's best to have some hotdogs."
"Yeah! Nathan's is one hundred years old!" Knuckles exclaimed, was spinning several different pizza pies in the air using his knuckles, having a confused expression on his face. "...Can buildings have anniversaries?"
"Of course they can, Knux..." Silver sighed: he took out piping hot pizzas out of the oven, shaking his head. "They're a reason we do special occasions for the Pizza Hut."
The Pizza Hut then shook violently, with a large amount of burgers and hotdogs surging into the pizza selling restaurant, with the entire city of Station Square getting swept up by the beefy fastfood.
"What the!?" Vector exclaimed upon taking a step outside his office because he glanced around, gawking at all the burgers and hotdogs over topping the pizzas. "I know this year celebrates the 100th anniversary of Nathan's, and that it's also National Hamburger Day, but this is ridiculous!"
To make matters worse, both Amy and Toadette farted up a storm of stinky bassy farts, due to them eating large amounts of burgers and hotdogs in addition to the pizzas, which in turn caused the city to get engulfed in smelly flatulence. Course 1 can expect that Amy Rose farting by herself would be enough of a stinky predicament but when you added in Toadette farting hoo boy you better hope you have a gas mask to protect yourself from rancid eggy farts!
"Peeyew! How can we let out this much methane!?" Amy gawked while fanning the reeking air surrounding her.
"Probably because we can't control our bodies." Toadette admitted while blushing in embarrassment. "But I could use a clean diaper now!"
"Off to another delivery?" Espio suggested while keeping the ceiling tiles up due to having seen plenty of them fall.
"Yep. That does get me to think." Silver started, looking at photos of various burgers and hotdogs on a laptop nearby. "Would it be out of place if we sold this stuff? I've seen different pizza places offer them."
"Well it depends if we really get desperate or not." Espio chimed in whilst rolling his right hand around, keeping his left hand on the ceiling. "I think we have more than enough if you ask me."
"...Right so I guess that leaves us to not have to bother with the rest of the night-"
"That's not the implication I was going with."
"Whoa!" Silver The Hedgehog exclaimed as it was raining green dollar bills, laughing as he was standing on the tip of the iceberg, having a box filled with stale pizza within it. "I guess I really am the money guy!"
Silver was then gobbled by a giant shark made out of different variants of money; oh how rich for such a fate. The shark then barfed out the hedgehog for he did not like the cheesy aftertaste of the pizza due to Silver having the box with him.
"On that thought..." Silver groaned for he teleported himself back to the Pizza Hut and wrapped himself in pizza dough to get over the shock value he witnessed up close.
"Isn't this camping trip great gang? It was a good idea on my part." Vector said in laughter while extending out his arms, the group all being together at a camping site several miles away from the city of Station Square. "Just all of us together in 1 specific place!"
"It would be quite the enjoyable tangent..." Shadow scoffed while cleaning his bike "...if that damn gassy girl didn't eat those pizza pies loaded with extra cheese on the way here."
"Oh my... excuse me, these are rancid even for me." Amy admitted in embarrassment while fanning her pungent farts that lifted up the back of her red dress.
Scourge grumbled while having his arms folded. "This is so fucking stupid. Why the hell are we here again?"
"Because I heard that they have some prized goodies hidden somewhere!" Charmy exclaimed joyfully while buzzing about in the air. "What is this thing called sex and I gotta try it!"
"It's always you with something stupid." Silver sighed while eating pizza.
"...It's pretty lonely down here." Moltar simply sighed to himself.
"Are you saying that because you don't have much room to do much in this place?" 1 of the ROB units spoke since the other was baking pizzas.
Moltar nodded his helmet covering head to the robot. "That is exactly the case; and I know I should be thankful for that yet I feel like I'm not utilized."
The ROB nodded in response. "We all have a case where we do get use yet it's probably not the way we want to be used."
"I wouldn't think that we could get to this point of realizing where things are going between us metallic beings."
"Why the hell is there so much cheese in here?" Silver asked in disbelief upon returning to the Pizza Hut only to see it in a cheesy state.
"We kinda stuffed way too many pizza pies into 1 oven." Charmy laughed quite nervously while touching his fingertips together. "It was part of a dare."
Silver slapped his forehead upon several slices of pizza falling around him. "Don't tell me that it was a stupid bet-"
"Oh it was definitely that." Knuckles blurted out while being stuck to the wall due to him getting covered up by the cheese that he insisted upon.
Silver sighed and tried using his psychic power to rid the restaurant of the cheese but all it did was cover him with the gooey substance; the psychic hedgehog groaned since he knew this would take a long time to clean up.
"Just another night delivering pizza-" Silver hummed to himself until he noticed something odd going on in front of him. "Ehh... should I be concerned?"
"Doc, how are we going to fit inside here?" Marty McFly pointed out as he and Doc Brown were in front of a small tunnel, one that the DeLorean possibly couldn't fit in.
"...beats the hell out of me." Doc Brown remarked as he was sketching various plans on a yellow notepad, shaking his head as he gritted his teeth, realizing that he couldn't get a simple task done.
"Hey do you guys need help?"
"...Do we need help?"
"So, is there anything we could gain from here?" E-123 Omega asked Shadow The Hedgehog while walking through an ancient shaft filled with shiny objects.
"Other than watch Rouge try to get all the money around here, no." Shadow pointed out because yes they just watched Rouge The Bat try to snatch up every gem in sight.
"What? I can't take this with me?" Rouge complained upon accidentally letting out a huge fart that caused a giant boulder to roll after them; which was the case until Omega blasted it with his arm cannons.
Silver suddenly popped there from a portal he opened up within the Pizza Hut, holding a fresh box of black olives and pepperoni topped pizza. "So whose gonna tell me which 1 of you ordered this shit while I was busy cleaning up the counter?"
"Oh -PRRRT- great, now -FART- I'm -HIC- hiccuping -POOT- and -HIC, TOOT- farting!" Toadette farted and hiccuped simultaneously, her high pitched squeaky hiccups contrasting with her brassy deep pitched tuba like farts while the Pizza Hut shook from her gassy expulsions.
"I don't know what it is about this that makes it arousing..." Charmy brought up stated with a smile on his face for he had pizza pies in his gloved bee hands. "...but it's working, and I love it!"
"Can't we just go 1 night without this...?" Silver asked upon taking out various pizza pies from the ovens, wondering if he should just go on vacation for that week specifically.
"Nope; you'll just have to deal with it!" Amy laughed since she was stuffing herself with burgers and hotdogs she brought alongside with her to feast upon the pizza on; burping as usual you see. "I'll have to give myself a prrrromotion for managing to sneak these in-"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BRINGING OUTSIDE FOOD INTO THIS ESTABLISHMENT!?" Vector bellowed for he was quick to catch the scent of succulent food that wasn't pizza. "YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING CHARITY!?"
"I thought you wouldn't mind-" Amy tried to speak only for her to start farting in fright for she could feel her hedgehog tail flicker in fear along with her red dress going up via her poots. "Eep! I think you made me shit myself-"
"GET OUT!" Vector roared for he used his crocodile might to pick up Amy and chuck her right through the window with him huffing for everyone looked at him awkwardly. "What the fuck are you stupid idiots looking at? Get back to doing what you were supposed to be!"
"...Well this escalated." Omega interrupted the silence after he and the others watched the mad croc storm back into the office; he proceeded to resume his game of blasting robots on the arcade cabinet. "I admire his anger and dedication though."
"What does this place offer that's nowhere else?" Dr. Eggman sighed as he was dragged there by Sonic The Hedgehog.
"Well for one, all sorts of rides that no one else would dare make!" Sonic pointed out as he then pointed at the various buildings, among them being the sets that housed Kongfrontation and Earthquake. "...like those!"
"Eurgh... those lines..." Eggman shuddered, feeling sick from just seeing how long the lines for the rides were, shaking his head as it was immensely hot in Orlando, Florida.
"You didn't tell me that there was loading here!" Toadette exclaimed while adjusting her detective's hat.
"I did." Dry Bowser stated as he pointed the various vehicles coming in, amongst them being cranes, smoking a pipe. "That's why I said we should wait. The loading here gets dreadful."
"What the-" Silver gawked while looking at his fellow coworkers looking more distraught than usual. "What the hell happened to you?"
"Oh the usual when we go for a mystery quest." Vector sighed.
"How do I get down from here?" Charmy asked as he was stuck on top of the ceiling fan.
"Can't you just use your wings?" Vector remarked as he and Espio were both inside The Office, looking up at Charmy, the young bee being too scared to attempt to fly down.
Espio sighed because he placed his right hand on his forehead. "We're getting nowhere with this..." He angrily muttered to himself.
Silver squinted his eyes while eating the honey topped pizza he made. "So that was a thing. Guess it's better to not question anymore about that."
"You're damn right." vector responded since he looked into his cash register and shook his head. "And to think we were promised more money with this stint..."
"Did you honestly do it because of that or were you feeling generous?"
"...eh a bit of both really." Vector admitted upon shrugging. "You know how I get when I see something green like me."
"So what are we doing again?" Charmy asked while he and Silver were out in some random ancient spot within a prehistoric jungle looking for people to deliver the pizza to.
"We're here to see if there are any prehistoric beings who'll accept pizza." Silver scoffed upon brushing back his silver quills. "As if we're really going to get anyone here..."
Charmy wrapped his arms around the back of his helmet covering head. "Hey you never know-"
Suddenly Silver used his psychic to push Charmy out of the way from a bunch of arrows that fired at them with the pizza delivery boys heading through the foliage and into a temple where they went through all sorts of traps; eventually slices of the pizza fell out and they didn't have any left to deliver.
"Did that answer your question?"
"Oh no!" Toadette exclaimed as she let out several bassy farts in her new shorts. "I think I just pooped my pants!"
"Actually, you're wearing shorts." Fastidious Beaver pointed out as the two were at the edge of the volcanic Grumble Volcano
"Same difference!" Toadette admitted while pulling up her crapped shorts, continuing to release thunderous tuba toots as she blushed in embarrassment. "Oh man, it's so gross and mushy... everybody is never gonna hear the end of this..."
"You ever think how social media doesn't mean all that much?" Silver pointed out while enjoying a hot slice of bacon topped pizza.
"I realized that a long time ago." Espio spoke upon cleaning up the ceiling.
"Why would you ever think about this?" Charmy asked while playing around in the pizza dough. "Is it because you realized how futile it is to stay up wondering if death really is the actual end or is it just a phase we go through to reach a new version of life that has us incarnated into different beings altogether or perhaps altered versions of us that we use to better ourselves since it's a way to cleanse all the mistakes we make in our current forms now so-"
Moltar slapped some bread sticks onto the young bee to make him shut up. "Nothing you said has made sense."
"...Yes so anyway I don't really care much for social media." Silver started again with a shrug since he used his psychic to grab a bottle of diet coke from the soda machine and began to drink it up. "After all most of the followers there are all fake bots: and the reason it's easy to tell is due to the engagement being much lower than you would expect..."
"Man does this story stink sometimes." Silver sighed upon placing away the pizzas in the oven. "It feels like even I barely get any lines.
"You need to shut up." Moltar threatened since he wasn't amused. "Because at least you're the main character."
"Yeah you don't get to talk!" Charmy added upon since he was tied up to a counter chair due to being grounded from flight. "We have to count our lucky stars if we get to star in something!"
"Look being able to star in something isn't all that's cracked out to be." Silver explained since he felt like his eyelids were trying to shut down on him. "It's 1 thing if you enjoy the attention but when you're placed in enough stories it's enough for you to just snap and give up everything if it means you can get away from the trouble."
"I didn't think you could probably have this on your mind." Espio calmly responded with his voice having a tone of surprise since he was cleaning up the tables that had bits of various pizzas on it.
Silver brushed back his quills upon taking in a huge breath. "Trust me when you're placed in enough starring or supporting roles you realize the toll it eventually takes on you..."
Toadette's Quest For Eggs
Toadette looked throughout the chicken barn as she was looking for which eggs to take, only for all the chicken hens to glare at her as Toadette felt a bit nervous, waving at them.
"Err... can I have some eggs?" Toadette innocently asked, as the chickens all bawked angrily and began attacking her.
"Are you sure this is a good idea...?" Toadette asked nervously as she was placed inside a space suit.
"Trust me, nothing could possibly go wrong!" Dr. Wily insisted as he pressed a button, causing the rocket to take off as Toadette screamed.
"Great Scott!" Doc Brown exclaimed as he pulled his hair. "We forgot to give her a space helmet to breathe in!"
"...and this, I call 'The End Of The Beginning Of The Middle!" Toadette exclaimed as she twirled around.
"That's one weird name for a fanfic." Nana remarked in confusion while polishing her wooden mallet.
"Yeah... doesn't sound like anything anyone would come up with," Amy Rose remarked in agreement, with all three pink clad girls inside a computer lab.
"Oh come on, it took me several hours to think of this shit!" Toadette angrily snapped back.
Dry Bowser passed by, moping the floors with a mop as he glanced over at the three girls. "There's a reason certain ideas stay inside the mind, and not be made public..."
Toadette farted several thunderous tuba toots as she cried, dashing through the vibrant Toad Harbor as all the multicolored Toads looked at her oddly, confused by her crying and farting.
"Why do I always get these weird fetish stories written about me!? And why do I always fart!?" Toadette cried as she was letting out waterfalls of tears from her eyes, her brassy flatulence shaking the harbor.
So there was a random event occurring at the Pizza Hut that forced everyone to work together to solve it using the power of pizza and they eventually succeeded because what else is there to this story.
"Anyone surprised?" Silver sighed while enjoying his pizza slice.
"Honestly not really." Amy responded upon stretching her arms and feeling a huge fart cause her tail to vibrate. "Oof that was bigger than I thought."
"You know I had my mouth open and everything." Knuckles complained while sitting on top of the Master Emerald in a vein attempt of protecting it.
"How long does it take to get a bunch of chips?" Doc Brown remarked in surprise.
"Want to find out?" The Jurassic Park T-Rex stated as they, E.T., and Bruce the mechanical shark from Jaws were at Disneyland in California.
"We surely don't feel out of place," Bruce stated as he looked around for some water, and humans to munch on.
"E.T. wants phone," E.T. remarked as he flailed his arms, with all the Disneyland employees giving the Universal Studios characters death glares, for obvious reasons.
"I just don't understand," Charmy spoke while he was fixing up 1 of the ceiling fans as punishment for causing chaos earlier. "Why can't I be allowed to work on the pizzas by myself?"
"You should know exactly why." Espio interjected while he was cleaning up the cash register.
Charmy tilted his bee head in a confused manner. "It's because I'm black isn't it?"
"...That's not it at all you stupid idiot..."
"I hate waiting," Popo grumbled as he yawned.
"Me too," Nana added while stretching her arms out.
The Ice Climbers sighed in unison as they were at the Smash Bros ballot offices, waiting for their turn to get back. This wasn't the first time they had to wait for something.
"Ugh, hurry up already!" Both of the impatient Ice Climbers chimed in agreement as they were ready to freeze someone with their snowy magic, or bash someone in the head with their hard hitting wooden mallets.
"Will this get us out of here?" Quagmire remarked as he held up a shovel.
Cleveland shrugged as he held a ring. "Beats me. You have to trust in the coin."
Peter Griffin groaned as he slapped his forehead. "But I did, and all that led us to was trouble."
"Well, just keep trusting it... and keep your chin up." Joe remarked as he was using his wheelchair to roll around in the mud.
The other three guys glanced at each other as they all groaned at Joe's statement.
"That didn't help at all!" Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire stated at the same time.
"Does it feel like we're going to repeat the same shit we've been doing?" Silver asked out of curiosity upon feeling a train rush by that caused his quills to move.
Charmy was too busy stuffing slices of pizzas in his mouth while he and the others were in the subway station beneath the Pizza Hut. "What do ya mean?"
"He just wants to be sure if we're going to repeat a lot of gags." Moltar pointed out while pushing up a lever. "Frankly I feel like we are."
"Well maybe that's true for you but not for me!" Charmy responded upon buzzing around in the air only to crash into the menu hanging over the area and crashing back down, landing on 1 of the tables and injuring himself.
"...Uh, he's gonna be fine right?" Amy asked for she felt her stomach growl and proceeded to stuff more pizza into herself that made her gassy since she burped and farted.
"Depends on how you want to spin it." Rouge responded for she decided to pee her pants instead of going to the bathroom since she knew it would get dry eventually.
"Why are we having this conversation again?" 1 of the ROB units brought up while holding a fresh pie of pizza in his metal arms.
Moltar simply bobbed his head. "Don't look at me; we're just here to give the audience fresh content."
"But is it really fresh though?" Rotor pointed out upon bumping into the water cooler and causing the thing to spill its liquid everywhere.
"...Well I'm not the 1 questioning it." Moltar pointed out upon having his hands held behind his back like 1 of his stock photos. "I'm just sure that people would be thrilled to see this content regardless of it being new or young."
"So you're just thinking about the future." Silver murmured while rubbing his chin.
"I'm so charming!" Charmy Bee stated while dressed up as a gentleman.
"Pip, I say you are, my fair chap!" Piplup added, for he too was dressed up royally.
"...both of you are idiots." Toadsworth groaned as he was trying to right down recipes in his diary, not wanting anything to do with the ignorant young guys trying to appear older, with them riding on a runaway train barreling through Universal Studios Florida, with them being chased by several velociraptors from Jurassic Park, a runaway DeLorean from Back To The Future, and Bruce the shark from Jaws.
"I feel sick." Silver said since he couldn't feel it in him to eat another slice of pizza.
Charmy tilted his head since he was cleaning up the ceiling. "Maybe you should think about laying off the pizza?"
"Yeah that does sound-" Silver tried speaking only to fall off the counter seat he was on which in turn caused the remainder of the pizza to fall onto him. "...like a good idea..."
Dry Bowser In The Absolutely And Stupidly Complexed Adventure
Dry Bowser woke up from his rest on the top of the Grumble Volcano's crater, glancing up to see snow somehow falling down on the volcanic racecourse.
"What the hell...?" Dry Bowser muttered, not believing what he was seeing as he was genuinely confused by this very predicament. "Cold particles that would be common in the tundra... where is this snow coming from...?" Determined to get to the bottom of this, Dry Bowser jumped off the volcano, heading all the way down as he was determined to see what was going on.
In the background was Chrom making love to fish sticks, while Space Ghost and Uncle Grandpa were pulling weeds that somehow populated the volcanic wasteland, with Arceus relaxing on the magma, unaffected by its molten burning state.
"Another pretty good night." Silver yawned upon stretching his arms since he finished his pizza pie due to the fact that he was the last 1 within the Pizza Hut. "I'm glad there isn't much craziness going on here for once."
Dry Bowser was smacking as many green fuzzy tennis balls back at the machine as much as he could, with some bones coming out of his skeletal body one by one as the tennis balls didn't stop shooting from the machine. Gruntilda checked her list as she observed it, before glancing back up at Dry Bowser, the witch having a skeletal form herself.
"He knows how to hit all these balls," Grunty stated as she had a smirk on her face, placing her bony hand on her chin. "I hope he's as good in bed as he is on the tennis court..."
"I can hear you, you know." Dry Bowser grumbled as he was now reduced to a pile of bones, with Grunty laughing at this predicament.
Godzilla gave the ultimate smack down as he was fighting Chunky Kong, who was quite huge as they were smashing each other at the DK Island, with the tropical paradise breaking apart from the carnage that the two big guys for you were providing.
Luckily Chunky was one hell of a guy, proceeding to burp loudly in Godzilla's face and make the giant reptile fall on his back. Godzilla was not pleased, breathing his red hot fiery breath of radioactivity in Chunky's face, causing the gorilla to flail his arms in pain screaming as his entire body was on fire.
General Grevious was doing some juggling with some light sabers using his different metal arms as the droids watched him in the deserted stadium on Geonosis, with the different robots looking at each other oddly.
"How does he manage to hold all those light sabers in his hands?" One droid asked while raising his gun.
"Hey! Don't interrupt!" Grevious stated as he then used one of his arms to slice up the droid with a lit up green lightsaber, turning it off as he went back to juggling it.
"This is gonna take forever." Silver said with an impatient tone since he was warming up a bunch of pizzas while enjoying a slice of pineapple pizza he baked himself for lunch. "How come we didn't get these ovens into the shop?"
"You know how he wants them to be." Espio remarked while placing on the spices for the finished pizza pies. "Either get them ready or get out! There's not much you can do with him."
"I know Vex is a real hard ass when it comes to these things but-"
"Hey; if you're able to be in working condition to be here then you're doing much better than most people out there!" Vector said with a bunch of money in his gold chain that mixed with his green scaly crocodile skin. "Now can you stop complaining and just work?"
"Why aren't you out here then helping us with this?" Silver whined while looking upwards at the ceiling after tilting his quill covered head.
"Because I have to pay the taxes to keep this place afloat." Vector huffed upon sticking out his croc chest and patting it. "I don't like it but at least we got something to keep us occupied beyond being used as merchandise since there aren't that many games, cartoons, or comics making use of us!"
"Isn't that the truth." Espio sighed in disappointment for he managed to finish putting the pizza spices on.
"This pizza definitely tastes weirder than usual." Amy murmured while looking at her pizza slice.
Silver was cleaning up the floor and sighed. "But that's what you wanted."
"I know and I shouldn't complain but-"
"Don't you feel this kind of complaint is just too much?"
"Err... guess you have a point." Amy responded in a disgruntled manner and begrudgingly ate up her pizza.
"You know there's something to be said of how we're just placed in these predicaments." Silver complained since he was yet on another pizza delivery that had him sent to a hellish landscape since he was tasked to do his deliver service regardless of the place. "Maybe I really should have asked just where I would have been tasked to travel to before I just said yes..."
Godzilla was taking a stroll through the peaceful monster island, until he got swept into a dusty battle of the air between the adult form of Mothra, King Ghidorah, and Rodan, with their wings causing all sorts of gust to pick up. Godzilla wasn't having any of this, so he blasted the three winged monsters, weakening them as he went on his way... only to be knocked down to the ground by Hedorah flying past him in the air, polluting the island.
"This is some chapter." Knuckles groaned while feeling the urge to have a burger and hotdog to go with his pizza. "I feel like I'm barely in this stupid story."
"Gee how do you think we feel?" Rouge scoffed while flapping her bat wings to fan her flatulence that she was letting out.
"I don't know I just felt the need to ask!"
"Well it sucks doesn't it."
"Guys are you gonna order or just complain?" Silver questioned upon having returned from doing a series of pizza deliveries.
"Well if that's the way you feel about it then I'm gonna leave." Knuckles scoffed so he decided to glitch his way through the roof and leave.
"So that happened." Vector spoke while patrolling the dining area to see if there was anything to place in as a way to add to the decor. "I think this place needs to be spruced up a bit more."
"Christ does it ever end?" Silver questioned upon rolling around the pizza dough. "It just feels like we're doing the same shit over again-"
"Sounds like you have stress." Space Ghost calmly noted while fixing up the ovens.
"How is it that you manage to not be stressed?"
"Oh hedgehog boy it doesn't appear like it but I'm more stressed than you could possibly imagine."
"Why are you guys arguing over the most dull shit?" Rotor interjected upon enjoying a slice of pizza with water he got from the cooler.
Silver and Space Ghost glanced at each other in confusion for they didn't know why the boomer walrus was trying to bust up their chops when the tusked purple mammal happened to be a combination of existing characters.
"Isn't this what this entire fanfiction is?" Espio pointed out upon deciding to break the fourth wall since he was trying to see if there was anything interesting in the newspaper.
"This Taco Bell sucks!" Lana exclaimed as she burped while drinking some grape soda. "They don't even have burritos here!"
Ridley laughed as he towered over Lana. "But why would you get that when this place is for tacos?" He then took a whiff, getting disgusted as the scent of tacos was actually making him sick. "...On second thought, I'm bailing..."
"You big... wimp!" Lana belched as she couldn't believe that the giant purple dragon ditched her, with everyone glaring at her due to her gassy emissions.
Silver finished cleaning the outer walls of the Pizza Hut when the clear sunset turned into a pouring storm; the increased rain got him soaked which was enough to motivate him to head inside and get a slice of the untouched pizza since it seemed like he had his effort wasted. "Well so much for that..."
Silver screamed for he was dashing his way back to the Pizza Hut for once again he found himself being chased through Station Square by that GUN Truck; why on earth was that thing programmed to chase after anthropomorphic hedgehogs was beyond anyone's guess but whoever made the damned thing in the 1st place must have really had quite the hatred for the humanoid shaped mammals since they did such a massive amount of property damage it was a wonder anyone would ever want to move there.
"Why is it that whenever I go through cities this shit happens to me?" Silver cried out since he slipped on 1 of the dropped slices of pizza from the cardboard box on top and proceeded to slip and literally roll around at the speed of sound, causing more pizza slices to drop that made the GUN Truck swerve like crazy as a result. "I hate chain reactions!"
"Remember when random things would happen here?" Rotor asked upon propping up the water cooler.
Silver ate a slice of pepperoni pizza after cleaning up the floor. "It still happens; you just got numb to it."
Rotor was confused by this for he shrugged; only to slip on the water that spilled out of the cooler on the cleaned floor.
"See what I mean?"
"Well yes I guess that is indeed a good guess."
"Good guess?" Moltar interrupted since he was bringing up broken old ovens from down below. "You know that it just happens at will regardless of what we think."
"Well there's your problem; you embrace this as theoretically just being written in whatever alternate universe is beyond us." Rotor responded upon adjusting his goggles. "You don't just take the chance to do whatever it is that you like in light of the tiny possibility that we're predetermined to do whatever is being in the process of writing about."
"Sheesh is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" Moltar pointed out in a casual manner.
"...You're the 1 with the molten ovens." One of the ROB units pointed out while placing around the different pizza pies.
"He's not lying." Silver pointed out upon grabbing the pizzas and placing them in the box to go and do a delivery.
Moltar murmured and pulled a lever to make the ovens bake the pizza pies that were awaiting to be made fresh. "Good point."
"You feel like these bits are just thrown in our of good will?" Silver asked with his arms wrapped around the back of his head while holding the box of pizza with his psychic power, walking around the bustling Empire City as it just finished raining during the neon lit night.
"Perhaps but now is not the time to be talking about!" Vector bellowed with a confident laugh, pounding his chest. "Now is the time to get this last pizza delivered!"
"You sure we'll get to the right place this time?"
"Well of course; there's no way either of us can mess this up!"
"You've been wrong before-"
"Don't hold that out on me after we do this!"
"Well I feel like this whole chapter has been 1 big work around of stupidity."
"Maybe to you."
