"Hey, uh..." Rotor started as he rubbed the back of his head. "Anyone seen the water cooler?"
Silver and Espio looked at each other while munching on different slices of pizza.
"Uhhh... no." Silver responded after gulping, facing the purple walrus. "What happened to it, anyway? Didn't you have it?"
"Yes... you seem to never be away from that dumb thing." Espio casually commented as he then took a sip of his herbal tea.
"It is not stupid!" Rotor growled as he slapped Espio, clenching his fists. "Water is vital to all of us, and it is delicious and cool to swim in! That's why I'm concerned as to where the cooler went!"
"Wait... you swim inside the cooler?" Vector remarked in confusion as he was placing back up the fallen ceiling tiles, shaking his head in disbelief. "How do you even do that? I know you're fit, but-"
"No! That's not the implication I meant at all!" Rotor snapped as he pounded the green counter, folding his arms together as he took a big deep breath and sighed. "Sometimes I wonder why I'm still here..."
"Hey guys! What do you think of my undies?" Charmy giggled in a seductive voice as he was wearing Amy Rose's regular red dress, showing off his bottom in plain white underwear.
"HEY! Give that back, you stupid bee!" Amy shouted as she attempted to smack Charmy with her Piko Piko Hammer, only to accidentally hit everything within the Pizza Hut instead, causing it to collapse.
"...and that is why I haven't been here recently." Shadow stated, being in a wheelchair as he was being taken by E-123 Omega, who was blasting the various robots populating the never sleeping city of Sonic Adventure's Station Square.