Silver munched on his slice of pizza as Charmy came in, looking all beaten up as his red work clothing was torn apart. The psychic hedgehog squinted his eyes as he finished up his pizza slice.
"What on earth happened to you?" Silver asked as he was about to grab another pizza slice.
"I learned that delivering pizza isn't as fun as it seems!" Charmy pouted as he shook his arms about, looking angry as he puffed up his cheeks. "You realize how annoying it can be?"
Silver sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "More than you think..." He then had flashbacks of him running in a cave while being chased by an enormous boulder while delivering pizza, followed up by him trying to avoid falling into the raging water of a collapsing road in the midst of a dense jungle as it rained horrendously, and finally him on the run from an angry mob in a densely packed city that was the Station Square of Sonic Adventure.
"Sounds like delivering pizza isn't as easy as it seems." Espio commented as he was taking several hot pizzas out of the ovens.
"Trust me, it's not..." Silver trailed on as he noticed Vector breaking through the window while wearing a ski suit.
"Look, if anyone asks, I went to the bank to deposit my checks," Vector stated as he then grabbed a suitcase full of money and dashed down the stairs.
Silver, Charmy, Espio, and the customers were all confused as several SWAT team members broke into the Pizza Hut, charging and firing against everything as they caused everyone innocent to dash out, with the SWAT members being crushed and killed by the Pizza Hut collapsing on itself from all the mayhem.
As for Vector? ...well, he wasn't kidding when he went to the bank. He just... didn't do what you'd normally expect at the bank. He played music there, and got everyone in the mood to dance, even the bankers.
"See? I can be a fun guy!" Vector exclaimed as he was swinging his arms from side to side. Not that you'd care how a croc would dance.
"Argh!" Charmy exclaimed as he was shoving pizza dough into his ears.
"What's wrong, Charmy?" Silver asked as he was placing various sauces on different pizza pies.
"My ears popped! And now I can barely hear anything!" Charmy exclaimed as he felt like sobbing.
Espio scoffed as he handed a couple of pizza boxes to some customers. "And you think stuffing pizzas into your ears will make it better?"
Charmy was about to question it, but merely shrugged as he kept on stuffing pizza dough into his ears. This was all for naught, as the GUN Truck randomly plowed through the Pizza Hut, causing the entire building to collapse.
"Not again..." Rotor stated as he was about to clock in for his work shift, only to find out that the Pizza Hut was wrecked yet again.
"Damn it, why is it that whenever I leave to go do my taxes, this stuff happens!?" Vector snapped angrily as he arrived at the scene alongside Rotor, wearing a uniform with a top hat as he shook his head angrily as he had to rebuild the Pizza Hut by his own crocodile hands yet again.
Silver was finishing up his pizza duties as it was night time, stretching his arm as he grabbed the white cardboard box by him, placing in the plain pizza he just finished cooking. "Hey, I'm heading home for the night!"
"All right, have a good night!" Vector stated as he was polishing the tables, with cleaning being one of the few hobbies he had around the Pizza Hut, as he needed something to separate him from making love to money.
Silver nodded as he took his leave, heading through the city of Sonic Adventure's Station Square as he could feel some shakes, prompting him to float in the air with his psychic power as he could sense another tsunami coming, which in turn swamped the entire city, with it beginning to rain. Turns out, as Silver would later discover, that Perfect Chaos was back, and Sonic was fighting against him.
"This always happens every time I go through this district..." Silver grumbled to himself as the rain was making his quills very wet.
"Say, whatever happened to your hot air balloon?" Espio asked Charmy as the two were picking up all the dropped, half eaten slices of pizzas on the floor.
"...I had a balloon?' Charmy remarked as he sniffed a pizza, shrugging and eating it.
"Yeah. You were bragging how you made it." Silver stated as he was placing all the cleaned up money away in the cash register.
"Oh... I sold it, because Vex told me to." Charmy giggled as he shrugged. "Can't argue with the boss man!"
"Damn right you can't," Vector stated as he was placing in new ceiling tiles, getting sick of all the old ones falling off all the time.
Silver munched on a slice of plain pizza as he watched Dry Bowser playing tennis in the Pizza Hut while Amy farted a storm of pizza induced toots yet again, shrugging as it was just another day at Pizza Hut.
"Just another day," Silver sighed, wondering if he should have bothered with looking at the script for the chapter as he just wanted the story to reach a thousand words so that it would have some depth and not be quick or bland.
"Does the narrator have to go on a tangent like that?" Amy asked as she tried to hold down her red dress from her flatulence.
"Well what do you expect? It's not like he has better things to write up." Dry Bowser explained as he knocked the green fuzzy tennis balls against the wall with his grey tennis racket.
Silver was going to comment, when Charmy came out of the bathroom, covered up in toilet paper.
"Am I ready for Sonic Boom now?" Charmy asked, with laughter heard in the background as the Seinfeld theme played.
