Silver was spinning a plain pizza pie in the air with his fingers while whistling to himself as he noticed a big fat black guy staring right at him, making him drop the pizza he was spinning around, feeling very reasonably nervous suddenly.

"Err... can I, uh, help you, ah, mister..." Silver trailed off as he squinted his eyes, feeling quite puzzled as he did recognize the obese human being before him. "...Uh, what's your name?"

"My name's not important, fool!" The big guy (for you) puffed as his accent was as thick as smoke, being impatient. "I just want my damn food!"

"...Okay, okay." Silver responded as he raised his hands up in defense, pulling out a notepad as he knew this could get complicated, pulling out a pencil that was nestled within his quills. "Just, what do you want?"

"You better get this down, foo'! Cause when you keep Big Smoke waitin', bad things happen," The tub of lard now identified as Big Smoke stated as he cracked his fists together. "And if you don't have your shit in order boy, then I'm gonna wail on your punk ass with a-"

"Can you just give me your order, please...?" Silver groaned as he was starting to become impatient.

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." Big Smoke stated as he seemed confident in his order.

Everyone, from all the employees working on the food, to the customers enjoying the food, stopped what they were doing as they all directed their attention to the fat black man, realizing what a load of crap he just stated.

"...you really think you can eat that many pizzas?" Silver stated as he squinted his eyes, placing his hands on his hips as he just shook his head in disapproval.

Big Smoke took a step back as he felt insulted. "Hey, who do you think you are, trying to talk me down? I just want some damn pizza."

"Silver, don't be that guy and give this fat load..." Vector trailed as he noticed Big Smoke squinting, chuckling nervously as he patted Silver on the head. "...Err, I mean, this gentleman some pizza. After all, you gotta eat to keep your strength up, man."

"...I never thought you of all people would say that." Espio stated in disbelief as he just got back from doing a pizza delivery.

"I got it!" Charmy exclaimed as he prepared to get some of the prepared pizzas out of the oven, only to accidentally pull a rather loose overn out of the wall as it landed on the floor, exploding as it caused flames that began to spread all across the Pizza Hut.

"All you had to do was follow the damn orders!" Big Smoke exclaimed angrily as he broke his glasses and chucked his black hat onto the ground, stomping on it.

The Pizza Hut then collapsed, since it couldn't handle the size of Big Smoke's tantrum.

Silver munched on a slice of cheese pizza as he shook his head, taking a good glance around to see that the Pizza Hut was space themed, with the restaurant chain in outer space as everyone except him were wearing space helmets.

"Hey Silver, how come you don't have a helmet?" Charmy asked as he was using his space suit to constantly go, y'know IN THE BATHROOM.

"Because I'm using my game breaking psychic to help me breathe," Silver responded as he then used his psychic power to brush back his quills. "I don't need to explain just about everything, you know."

"I take it that you're exploiting the broken natures of fanfiction," Rotor remarked as he was tweaking his own space suit, with the water cooler he was by looking very high tech.

"How do you feel about reaching one thousand words?" Dry Bowser asked Espio as they were both at the green counter, with Dry Bowser having honey topped pizza while Espio was cleaning the counter.

"Ehh... doesn't seem like a big deal to me." Espio stated as he rolled his left hand around in the air. "Personally I think it's all about the little things."

"Oh, but why?" Dry Bowser asked after munching through a slice of pizza, rubbing the cheese off his bony face with a napkin.

"Because you can suck up a lot more things with just a tiny bit. One big overstuffed thing will make you want to vomit." Espio stated as he huffed. "Take it from me."

"...I don't understand at all." Charmy commented as he floated by the two, still continuing to do his potty business in his space suit.

"That's because you're a bee, Charmy." Vector stated as he was swimming in the air casually, enjoying the gravity that was present in the Pizza Hut.

Charmy blinked as he shrugged, continuing to just float about and make a mess in his space suit without a care.

It was another day at the Pizza Hut, as the customers were walking about... and then a portal opened, with Silver and Amy coming right out of it as everyone looked at them oddly. Vector stepped out of his office to see the hedgehogs, squinting his eyes.

"What the hell happened to you?" Vector asked as he scratched the top of his head with his right hand, having his left hand resting on his scaly hip.

"Oh... it was quite an experience," Silver stated as he used his psychic power to grab a plain pizza pie nearby, holding it in both of his hands as he kept using his psychic to take a slice for himself and Amy, with both of them eating it up.

"Uh huh. You wouldn't believe what we went through." Amy stated after munching on the slice, burping as she let out a huge fart, her red dress lifting up.

"I've been through enough shit to know who went where and what. Just tell it to me," Vector insisted as he leaned over the two hedgehogs.

Silver and Amy glanced at each other with pizza slices half eaten and in their mouths, finishing up as both of them spoke in conjunction, telling everyone in the Pizza Hut where they went.

Expecting a cliffhanger? Good.