"Argh, I'm speechless. I have no speech." Knuckles stated as he walked up to the green counter, facing his various friends who were all employees of the Pizza Hut.
"What's eating you to this time, Knux?" Silver asked as he was taking a hot piping onion topped pizza out of the oven.
"I want to make a good entrance. I never makes good entrances." Knuckles complained as he placed his knuckles on his head.
"You have made some good exits." Espio pointed out sarcastically as he was reading a newspaper while taking his break.
Knuckles murmured as he folded his arms. "Well, I think I need to head back to Angel Island for a much needed vacation.
"Oh, I'll come with you!" Charmy exclaimed after putting in a couple of pizzas, gasping as he placed his hands on his face. "I forgot to clean the bathroom!"
Rotor eyed Charmy oddly as he was polishing off the water cooler. "So what? That's good."
Charmy turned his head to Rotor, squinting his eyes. "Now, how could that be good?"
"Because filth is good..." Space Ghost interjected as he placed his right hand on Charmy, moving his left hand around. "Whatta you think: rock stars have sponges and ammonia lyin' around the bathroom? They, they have a woman comin' over: I've gotta tidy up? Yeah right, in these matters you never do what your instincts tell you." He then posed heroically on the counter, his yellow cape blowing as everyone turned their attention to him. "Always, ALWAYS do the opposite."
Espio rolled his eyes as he lowered his newspaper, not believing what he had just heard. "This is how you operate?"
Space Ghost sighed in a defeated tone. "Yeah, I wish."
Suddenly Vector exited his office, holding a special pizza pie that was colored green as the employees looked at it oddly. It had green pepperoni that had dollar signs on it somehow.
"You will be stunned." Vector stated as he did a satisfied pose with his hand.
"...Stunned by pizza?" Silver remarked as he tilted his head to the right.
"You can't eat this pizza standing up. Your knees buckle." Vector stated as he offered up the pizza pie to everyone. "Go on, try it."
Cautiously looking at each other, all the Pizza Hut employees took a slice as they munched on the green pizzas, with them freezing up in pain as their bodies turned green, then they all exploded into dollar bills. The customers and Knuckles had horrified looks on their faces as Vector laughed, waving his left hand around as he placed the pizza pie down and began stuffing in the dollars into the cash register.
"Don't worry, they'll be fine." Vector explained as he shrugged. "After all, I'm still testing out the pizza, so it's not perfect, but hey, we all make mistakes!"
Silver hummed as he was having another slice of honey topped pizza, with him spotting Dry Bowser walking in, devestated and with several fries stuffed into him.
"Whoa, DB... what happened?" Silver asked in shock as his eyes widened in shock.
Dry Bowser sighed as he sat down at the counter, taking a slice of the honey topped pizza as he munched on it despite not needing to eat. "Ugh... it was hectic. Let's just say that I wanted to avoid using the subway as much as possible while getting here..."
It then transitioned to a flashback, with it focusing on Dry Bowser, who was enjoying the time walking around the Super Bell Subway, watching the various subway trains going back and forth within the subway tunnels. He nodded his skull as he took to appreciate the murals posted on the tunnel walls, only for an incoming train made entirely out of french fries to approach him. Dry Bowser exclaimed in shock as he was plowed by the fry train, being reduced to a pile of bones as some of his fragile bones got lost within the collective pile of french fries formed like a subway train.
Dry Bowser groaned as he was bouncing about as a skull, trying to reorganize his bony body as he could spot the same fry train turning around and approaching him. Dry Bowser was quick to dodge the fry train as he could feel some fries getting into his red hair as he landed on the train track, seeing an actual train coming towards him.
Dry Bowser was quick to dodge the train, seeing it get broken up into a train wreck by the fry train, which was fueling itself by frying some of its fries. Noticing the flames spewing from within, Dry Bowser had his eyes charge up as he began bellowing purple flames at the fry train, causing the fries within to burn up into a crisp as they broke apart, the collection of fries losing its train form as crispy fries went everywhere within the tunnel, causing both incoming actual trains to go off rails and collide into each other, resulting in a huge fiery explosion that sent Dry Bowser blasting out of the tunnel and back out into the terminal, his head landing by the fountain as he could see several of his bones flying around him. Using his dark magic to place himself back, the skeletal reptile dusted himself off as he decided to leave the subway terminal, realizing that he's had enough of train for one night.
"...so, how did you get here?" Silver asked in shock as he was now cleaning the counter after the honey dripped onto it.
"...I took the bus." Dry Bowser explained, with the red bus he incidentally took to the Pizza Hut being rammed by the GUN Truck, which was once again causing property damage as it was chasing after Sonic, who was doing another pizza delivery.
"So... are you a real pizza maker?" A young cat customer asked E-123 Omega as he was watching the walking arsenal blast robots in an arcade game.
"No. I'm just a weapon of mass destruction," Omega pointed out as he turned around to reveal his arm cannons. "What makes you think I make pizzas?"
"Well... the fact that you hang around here all the time." The cat customer replied as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "I figured that you worked here since you keep coming here..."
Silver took a slice of plain pizza as he watched the interaction between Omega and the cat customer, shaking his head. "Man, that poor kid is going to be so confused if he talks to the other regulars..."
"I'll say." Amy added as she also took a slice of pizza from the same pizza pie Silver was eating, munching it down more than the psychic hedgehog as she burped loudly, blushing.
Silver was eating pizza as Petey Piranha crashed through the rooftop of the Pizza Hut, handing a letter to the silver hedgehog after pulling it out of his red pouch with his green leaf.
"Hmm? What's this?" Silver stated as he opened the message, being greeted with musical notes hitting him in the face as he murmured. "...Well, tis is exactly why we clear out our mail."
"Just read what it says," Espio yawned as he placed his right hand on his face, getting bored of looking through the newspaper after having cleaned the green counter again.
Silver began to read the note, squinting his eyes as he couldn't make out the words due to the letter being wrinkled. Suddenly Charmy buzzed by, glancing from above as he whistled.
"Wow... do you know what it means, dude?" Charmy asked as he bounced around Silver in the air.
Silver brushed back his quills as he shook his head at Charmy. "Honestly... no. I can't even make out what it says."
"I know what it says." Vector stated as he emerged from the oven nearby, pulling out a megaphone from his yellow necklace. "It states to GET BACK TO WORK!"
Silver, Espio, and Charmy all collapsed in shock as Vector glanced at Petey, who shrugged as he flew right out of the Pizza Hut.
"Silver, is that pizza ready?" Vector asked as he placed in new ceiling tiles.
"Almost..." Silver stated as he was eating a bacon topped pizza slice while using his psychic to move some prepared pizza pies into the oven, closing them shut. "I think we make quite the good progress today."
Charmy screamed as he flew right into Silver, dashing through the kitchen as a pack of hungry wolves were chasing after the young bee. Vector screamed as he lost his balance on the ladder, falling on top of one of the wolves as the pizzas ended up burning due to not being taken out.
Silver used his psychic power to summon different slices of pizza, munching on each of them as he murmured, nodding his head. "Hmm. They all taste quite bizarrely. But that's what happens when you decide to taste a whole bunch of things at once."
"What did you mean by this?" Espio commented as he was trying to get the customers in line, since they were all getting impatient with waiting for some food.
Silver murmured as he brushed back his quills with one of his hands, with Charmy falling down on him from the ceiling, knocking the hedgehog out cold.