Silver munched on a pizza slice as he was observing how clean the counter was, nodding his head as he patted it. "You know I just realized something important."
"And what's that?" Vector asked while polishing the cash register since he didn't have that much else to do.
"We seem to be in this weird cycle where we end up doing things we have before." Silver pointed out, proceeding to stretch after finishing up his pizza.
"That's what you wanted to tell me?" Vector gawked while tilting his croc head. "That's not exactly a measure of reassurance."
"I never said anything about that." Silver replied whilst in the middle of a good stretch. "It's just that things happen every once and a while for a reason."
"Well yeah there's gotta be some excitement so things just don't die off for no reason."
"You're so confident about these sorta things."
"Because I've went through similar experiences enough to know how to tank this shit."
Silver and Vector continued their discussion while eating pizza together for they figured that might as well make the title of the fanfiction make more sense, given that they were in a hut of sorts.
Silver was enjoying a pizza slice when he noticed there were cameras on him, making the hedgehog annoyed for he used his psychic power to get them away. "Can I just enjoy myself without being recorded? Sheesh!"
"What's up with you?" Shadow asked while enjoying a ship of his Dr. Pepper.
"Look I just want to have a chapter where I'm not the focus okay?" Silver responded with a brush of his quills.
Knuckles couldn't help but chuckle while having the Master Emerald present with him. "Seems like you don't have a lot to be thankful for."
"Here's something he better be thankful for - GET BACK TO WORK!" Vector bellowed while emerging from 1 of the ovens nearby, with it causing everyone to get a heart attack from fright for they didn't expect the crocodile to be so loud.
"I didn't feel like he had to be so loud about it..." Mephiles grumbled for he wanted to cause chaos but chose not to due to allegedly going deaf.
"Yeah that damn crocodile doesn't know a damn thing about being subtle!" Scourge cursed for he slipped on a dropped slice of honey topped pizza, causing everyone to laugh at his pathetic green hedgehog ass.
"That kind of made the situation better," Moltar admitted while emerging from the elevator within the kitchen for he felt the force of the yell from even within the subway station.
"Wait why did you bother to come up?" Silver asked after cleaning off his dirty work shirt.
Moltar proceeded to bob his head in the limited animation style that Hanna Barbera permitted him. "Because the robots wanted to have a moment to themselves."
Indeed the ROB units were handling the various customers coming in and going out within the train station set in the basement, with them going "It's a living." with every serving that they did given they had to place oil in each other for every several minutes due to continuously working and keeping themselves in shape.
"I could have sworn we were suppose to do something here." Silver said while holding several boxes of pizzas for he was in an alternate dimension where it was always 2000 in New York City, with him being in Manhattan near the original old World Trade Center twin towers. "I think taking in the sights here is getting to me even if this isn't our home dimension."
"I'm just happy we get to see these buildings in person!" Charmy chimed while having way too much fun flying around in the air without a care.
"Well you seem to always look at the positive side of things."
"Course I do! Now let's stop yapping and get to adventuring!"
Silver squinted his eyes for he was grabbed by the happy bee, with them going into the South Tower as they delivered various pizzas to the people inside, with them going to the rooftop as they got a good view of New York.
"I can't fault you for bringing us up here." Silver said while stretching his arms. "This is a good view."
"Isn't it? I could spend the entire day up here!" Charmy chimed while buzzing about in the air, not bothered by how chilly it has gotten due to the high altitude. "I think I could have an extra home here!"
"Vex is acting up again." Silver said while slicing through a pizza with a pizza cutter.
Charmy stretched his arms while yawning. "Gee does Vector never learn to act like this?"
"You know how he gets when a hundred words are added to the word count of any given chapter." Espio calmly reassured while cleaning the counter. "I'm certain that he's got something on his mind."
"You damn well bet I do." The burly green crocodile snapped while slamming his gloved hands on the counter. "How is it that we're making so much money and saving on a lot yet we end up in dept?"
The Chaotix were quite confused as to what their reptilian leader had in mind, with Silver taking a slice of the plain pizza he sliced and eating it.
"There he goes again," Scratch said with him and his Taco Bell crew waiting outside the Pizza Hut for Silver to come out.
"You sure we're gonna get him this time?" Grounder brought up while raising his drill arms.
"Oh yes; we just have to keep focus!" Coconut said with him rubbing his robot monkey hands together.
Silver hummed upon taking a quick glance at the pizza pie in the top box of the tower of boxes he had, preparing to go off on a delivery when he got ambushed by the trio of dumb bots. Silver used his psychic power after several painstaking minutes and chucked the robotic idiots back to the Taco Bell that was nearby.
"Why don't they focus on running their business instead of bugging me...?" Silver questioned while using his psychic energy to reconfigure his pizza box tower, going back on his delivery duties.
Silver yawned while stretching his arms, proceeding to place various spices on the pizzas. "Here's to another dull day of working."
"You always seem to be so exhausted about work." Amy pointed out.
Silver simply shook his head in return. "It takes a lot out of you, let me tell you."
Amy wiggled her hips to make a fart emerge from her dress that lifted it up along with her tail. "Did you think of just treating it as a hobby?"
"Work as fun? Yes in a sense." Silver responded.
"Are we ever going to get out of here?" Silver asked while checking the pizzas within the boxes for he and the others were taking a taxi cab through the bustling highway of the Empire City.
"By my calculations... no." Rotor explained while looking at his wristwatch and lowering the window. "Seems like we'll be stranded in here for quite a while."
"Well that's just fucking great." Dry Bowser sighed and brushed back his red hair. "I knew we should have just stuck to the streets."
Later on the trio returned to the Pizza Hut, with them looking as if they had just escaped a war. Vector appeared surprised for the crocodile was showing the customers his dancing skills off due to having a disco theme set up there to spice things up.
"Whoa! The hell happened to you guys?" Vector laughed for he was doing 1 of this signature disco poses.
"The Skyscraper Scamper." Silver, Rotor, and Dry Bowser all said together while the mammals went to wash themselves up while the skeletal reptile just took a seat at the counter, needing some time to think of how not to return to such a treacherous metropolis.
"It's just another day at the office," Silver said while eating another slice of pizza watching the insanity go about around him.
"How do I get down from here?" Charmy asked as he was stuck on top of the ceiling fan.
"Can't you just use your wings?" Vector remarked as he and Espio were both inside The Office, looking up at Charmy, the young bee being too scared to attempt to fly down.
Espio sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "We're getting nowhere with this..." He angrily muttered to himself.
Toadette Shits Herself
"Oh no!" Toadette exclaimed as she let out several bassy farts in her new shorts. "I think I just pooped my pants!"
"Actually, you're wearing shorts." Fastidious Beaver pointed out as the two were at the edge of the volcanic Grumble Volcano
"Same difference!" Toadette admitted while pulling up her crapped shorts, continuing to release thunderous tuba toots as she blushed in embarrassment. "Oh man, it's so gross and mushy... Toadsworth is never gonna hear the end of this..."
Dry Bowser took out the garbage from his cabin just outside the Grumble Volcano as he placed it away in his trash can. "Hmmm... wonder why this stuff is being written for no reason."
"People like seeing characters do weird things in fanfiction," Toadsworth exclaimed as he emerged from another nearby trash can, living in it.
Silver was eating pizza while looking at pictures of cakes. "Hmm... I wonder if someone will be crazy enough to bake a cake based on pizza."
Suddenly a huge cake with different flavors all mixed in fell on top of the Pizza Hut, with everyone proceeding to throw the remains around as the cake substituted for snow in what was essentially a snowball fight. There was another giant cake nearby that got wrecked in the battle between them, with a certain bonehead shaking his head in disapproval.
Dry Bowser: Well this was a fucking waste of cake.
"Please tell me something good will happen." Silver sighed while spinning around some pizza dough.
Espio had just finished cleaning the oven. "Do you really want the answer to that?"
"I was just throwing it out there because of things being so... rushed."
"Rushed in what way?"
Silver was going to answer but there was suddenly a huge swarm of customers barging in to ask for pizzas, with Charmy screaming for he flailed about on the ceiling, landing on the counter for he looked up.
"Hey... I kinda got the customers like you wanted." Charmy asked for he grabbed an entire plain pizza pie sitting nearby and ate it up, burping loudly while having a dazed look in his eyes. "...I want my mommy..."
"Wasn't there suppose to be something here?" Silver questioned while eating a slice of pizza.
"How should I know?" Vector yawned while relaxing on his chair. "You're the 1 who notices these things."
"Yeah mister psychic hedgehog; learn to have perspective!" Charmy snapped while playing around a bunch of pizza dough and then getting himself stuck within it.
Uncle Grandpa the Ice Climber
"GOOD MORNING!" Uncle Grandpa screamed as he landed on the top of a snowy mountain, with it snowing ferociously at the set of mountains in the icy region as the Ice Climbers paused, looking at each other, then at Uncle Grandpa.
"Errr... you all right, mister?" Nana asked Uncle Grandpa as she placed her hands on her hips, squinting her eyes.
"Of course I am!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed as he dusted himself off, shivering. "Brrr! I could use a parka!"
"No kidding. Your clothing isn't fit for climbing icicle mountains!" Popo exclaimed as he raised his arms in the air
"Why do I have the feeling nothing good will come out of this?" Silver spoke while eating a slice of pizza.
"You think I should shave?" Silver questioned while rolling around the pizza dough.
Space Ghost was blasting the annoying flies that managed to find their way into the kitchen. "Depends on how you want to go about it. Just where are you shaving?"
"Well I don't know... my chin, or perhaps my quills." Silver murmured for he did like the way his quills would flow and yet didn't feel the need to rid of the things he valued. "It just takes a bit too much to think about you know?"
Space Ghost shrugged after he managed to rid of the pesky flying insects. "Well it's your body; you do what makes ya feel good."
Silver took a good look at his hedgehog body in the mirror that they had in the kitchen for some bizarre reason. "You really think so Tad?"
"Hey I've never been steered wrong when it comes to having a good time regarding your hair." Space Ghost chuckled only for him to frown. "...Hey wait I don't have hair."
Silver grimaced upon the realization. "You're telling me this now?"
"Err... yes. While the Ghostal family prides in having hair, I appear to lack it." Space Ghost pointed out while putting in various spices on a couple of freshly finished pizza pies. "It just so happens that I forgot from decades of being a superhero with years of talk show hosting experience."
Silver groaned and proceeded to sink his face into a nearby pizza pie. "Well that doesn't give me much hope."
"Yeah sorry to disappoint you like that." Space Ghost chuckled, pressing most of the buttons on his powered gloves for he accidentally summoned his Destructo Ray and caused the entire Pizza Hut to collapse from the collateral damage.
The Ice Climbers Wait
"I hate waiting," Popo grumbled as he yawned.
"Me too," Nana added while stretching her arms out.
The Ice Climbers sighed in unison as they were at the Smash Bros ballot offices, waiting for their turn to get back. This wasn't the first time they had to wait for something.
"Ugh, hurry up already!" Both of the impatient Ice Climbers chimed in agreement as they were ready to freeze someone with their snowy magic, or bash someone in the head with their hard hitting wooden mallets.
"Looks like we got 1 more place to go." Vector said to his fellow employees while they were looking at a portal that formed within the restaurant.
Silver sighed while holding an open box of pizza. "But why though; why are we going there when we could just stay here?"
"Isn't it obvious you moron?" Shadow huffed since he was drinking his Dr. Pepper nearby at the counter.
"I don't think it is but I wanna leave this place already!" Charmy screamed and went through the void to find himself in a wide open grassy area. "See? This fresh air is exactly what I need!"
"Guess he has a point." Espio murmured upon following his fellow Chaotix member through the warp.
"You feel like we're just stalling for time?" Silver asked while spinning around a pizza pie.
"I do but does that mean anything of importance?" Charmy asked while playing around on 1 of the ceiling fans.
"I don't know something about this seems like it was written in an instant-"
"Probably you overthinking it." Espio responded after cleaning out the ovens. "You sure the viewers will like this?"
Silver sighed and he grabbed a slice of pizza; beginning to eat it up. "Well I'm certain at least one crazy person is."
"You ever realize what the hell we're even doing here?" Moltar asked while reading through a green book of his after having placed in the pizzas within the ovens to cook.
1 of the ROB units shook his robot head. "I honestly don't have quite the answer for that."
"Well good; you shouldn't need to."
"I am confused." The ROB unit said upon noticing the patrons emerging from the subway train into lining up at the counter to get pizza. "Are you upset about something or-"
"Look just don't think about it and things will be all right."
Silver yawned while he was watching different version of himself delivering pizzas to various locations. "I'm sure that looks fun."
"Does it though or are you just projecting?" Espio responded while cleaning the counter.
Silver was quick to give his neck a crack while eyeing the pizza pie nearby. "I don't know man; I just feel like I'm falling asleep from being inside for too long."
"...Guess I can't argue with you there."
"So what are we doing here?" Silver sighed while holding a box of pizza for he and the others were out in a battlefield.
"Looking around this battlefield for the morons who wanted a pizza here." Moltar commented while bobbing his head for he was surprised that he was allowed to go out of the subway station for once.
Suddenly without warning gunshots could be heard. The party was shook.
"U-Umm... I wanna go home." Popo and Nana both meekly mumbled for the Ice Climbers were pooping their pants, with them trembling not of being cold but being easily frightened.
Espio squinted his eyes while surveying the area. "Why did you chose to come with us then?"
"They thought it would be cool," Silver spoke while eating a pizza slice, with the group dodging the various bullets going throughout the area for they didn't expect something like this.
Later on the gang reunited at the Pizza Hut, with the Ice Climber pair crying their eyes out while everyone else looked at them in confusion.
"What happened?" Vector questioned while lying on the counter in a sexy pose.
Silver placed his torn up shirt on the counter while heading to the kitchen. "Don't ask."
"Is this awkward for anyone else?" Knuckles asked while polishing the Master Emerald, suddenly falling flat on his face for an explosion could be heard in the distance.