Neopolitan Dreams Chapter 13: Cebu, a rwby fanfic

Reaching a cabin surrounded by vehicles, they parked beside a yellow and black sports bike.

Sliding off the seat, "Stay here, Ruby," said Tai removing a gas mask and a box of dust canisters from the saddlebags.

Watching her dad load his PKD dust blaster, "Hope, he's using gas pellets," thought Ruby as her dad slid on a gas mask and enter the cabin.

Staring at a red eye crow perched on the Bumblebee's handlebars, "Wasn't that a bad omen to see a black crow or was that a raven?

Couple shots brought her attention to the stampede clearing from the cabin. Smoke bellowed from the windows and doors as vehicles drove off.

And there's her father carry her sister on his shoulder. Yang wasn't going home without a fight. Placing Yang on her feet, she took a swing at her father only for him to duck then plant his foot against her butt knocking her onto her stomach.

"Always*cough*ruining*cough*my*cough*fun*dad!" yelled Yang.

Dragging her by her ear towards his R75, Tai tossed her against the side car.

Seeing her sister in the side car, "You told him!"

"She didn't tell me anything, Yang," replied Tai, "Now, get in,' pointing to the sidecar.

"What about Bumblebee?"

"Qrow will bring it back."

Climbing behind her sister, Yang slapped the back of Ruby's head only for Tai to slap the back of Yang's head.

Rubbing the back of her head, "Daddy, go faster."

"Shut up, Yang. Don't listen to her, daddy."

Revving up the engine drowned out the cheers of Yang and the screams of Ruby.

"She's into superstitions," filled the soda bar.

"Black cats and voodoo dolls

I feel a premonition

That girl's gonna make me fall

She's into new sensations

New kicks in the candlelight

She's got a new addiction

For every day and night."

"Maybe I should sue the writer," thought Winston over his cream soda float.

"She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain

She'll make you live her crazy life, but she'll take away your pain

Like a bullet to your brain (Come on)"

"This is getting too close to the truth."

"Upside, inside out

She's livin' la vida loca

She'll push and pull you down

Livin' la vida loca

Her lips are devil red

And her skin's the color mocha

She will wear you out

Livin' la vida loca (Come on)

She's livin' la vida loca."

"Winston," brought his attention onto Jaune sitting beside him.

"I must've been in deep thought."

"Huh? Winston, we're friends right?"

"In a loose sense."

"Ok, can you date train with Pyrrha?"

"Date train?"

"It's what me and Pyrrha doing with Bilko training us?"

"Bilko must be planning on retiring."

"Anyways I need to practice my guitar playing."

"Guitar playing?"

"Part of my plan to woo Weiss."

"Your plan?"

"Women love guitar playing except Yang. Ever since I stopped wooing her, I have been finding my face in her cleavage."

"She mad."

"So she seems a little crazy with anger issues."

"You've never seen her on the dance floor. Why not Ren?"

"Nora would never understand. So will you?"

"Jaune, I enough trouble with a cat and a partygoer. I don't need a warrior princess that can't get a doofus to understand she's thirsty, willing, able, and ready."

"Pyrrha isn't in the same class like Weiss."

"Pyhrra is the marry type and Weiss is in a higher tax bracket."

"Sure she's the type my mother would like."

"Jaune, I claim your first born."

"Thanks, you a real friend."

"Yes, living la vida loca makes me a friend that women know and hate."

Watching Ruby set up a projector, "Ruby," asked Blake, "do you remember a Grimm attack?"

Tilting her head, "There's that hand-to-hand sparring match between me and Yang before she left for Beacon. She defeated me only because she wouldn't let me use Crescent Rose."

"Learning to defend yourself without your weapon is a good idea."

"That's what Yang said then she punched my left arm before I could get into my stance forcing me to block with her wrist. Ducking her second punch, I sidestepped away from her third attempt. Doing this cool 180 degrees turn to finish her punch forced me to walk back with my arms outstretched. Ducking underneath Yang's left leg, she sprung up to perform an airborne high kick with her right leg. Missing, Yang started punching forcing me to block with my left forearm then my right. I sidestepped Yang's third right jab.

Seeing an opening, I tried a right hook from behind, only for Yang to casually move her head out of the way and smirking at me. Yang performed a leg sweep at my left leg, tripping me and leaving me at the mercy of Yang's right hook. I used Rose Petals to speed away into the trees."

"When did the Ursa enter this?"

"When it jumped from the bushes."

"And?"

"Yang activated Ember Celica as the Ursa charged. They fought. Her final blast rippled through the Ursa's body. It faded away into nothingness and Yang crashed back first into a tree."

"And?"

Seeing Weiss and Ying entering the room, "Ladies and gentleman of Team RWBY," said Ruby, "Your wonderful, cute, awesome Team Leader presents in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event: The Song of the Cebu!"

"Ruby?" replied Weiss, "You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide projector and a bed sheet. Wait, isn't that one of my bed sheets?"

"That's why it is sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event. My budget doesn't allow for wasteful spending plus I don't have a sugar daddy."

"My father isn't that sweet plus I need those sheets for my sensitive skin. And what on Remnant is a cebu, anyway?"

Click.

"You don't know what a cebu is?" remarked Blake.

Click.

"Do you?"

Click.

"No, just thought you knew everything."

Clicking the remote to the slide projector, "It's kind of like a cow," said Ruby clicking onto a slide of a cebu and a cow next to each other, "As you can see by this life like drawing in crayons?"

Noticing their similarities, "I see. This could be interesting. Carry on with the show."

"This is a song about a boy named Oscar Pine," clicking onto a picture of a black hair, tan skinned, hazel eyed farm boy about Ruby's age.

"That's a specific detail," remarked Weiss.

"A song about a little boy and his cebus," continued Ruby, "A song about a little boy and his three cebus. The little boy who had a blind cebu, a deaf cebu, and a cebu missing his tongue. And also a hippopotamus."

"Why is the cebu missing his tongue?" asked Weiss.

"It was used to make soup."

"What?"

"Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!"

"Cebu!" sung Blake, and Ying.

"Boy is riding with cebu," sung Ruby.

"Boy is riding with cebu," sung Blake, and Ying.

"Into town in his canoe."

"Blind cebu is rowing and wondering Werthahekahwee
Werthahekahwee moo moo
Werthahekahwee moo moo
Werthahekahwee moo moo
Werthahekahwee moo moo moo moo!"

"Hippo chewing on bamboo."

"Can't see boy and three cebu."

Deaf cebu is rowing and What are you saying?
Huh moo moo
Huh moo moo
Huh moo moo moo
Huh moo moo moo moo!"

"Huh moo moo
Huh moo moo
Huh moo moo moo
Huh moo moo moo moo!"

"Cebu!
Cebu!

Cebu!

Cebu!" sung in unison.

"Werthahekahwee moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Werthahekahwee moo moo
Werthahekahwee moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Cebu!"sung together as a team.

"Hippo seen by mute cebu"

"Hippo seen by mute cebu

"Tries to tell the other two

"Mute cebu is waving and grunting
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm

"Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm."

"Uh-oh," remarked Ruby realizing no more slide.

"Wait!" said Weiss, "What happens next?"

"Umm."

"Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy injured? Why can't the deaf cebu buy a hearing aid? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?"

Clicking onto more slides, "This me training with my dad," click, "Now I'm training with Uncle Qrow. Strange his face is blurry. This is Yang fighting a bull."

"Oohhh!" responded Blake and Ying.

"This is Yang riding the bull or the bull riding Yang."

"Ahhh!"

"This is Yang and the bull and...I think that's the bull's cousin. He's a cebu!" clicking, "Oh look! Oh, wow. Where did that slide of Yang lying on a bear rug without her clothes came from. Is that a tiger?" clicking, "There's Yang and that bull again."

"Ruby," responded Weiss, "you can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that! When I started to expect a lot more from you as usual you are disappointing!"

"Now, here's Yang on that animal rug with her legs spread opened. That's differently a saber tooth tiger."

"Good to know," said Blake, "your sister knows how to shave."

"Oh look, a cebu. Cebu! No, wait ... that's a water buffalo."