Silver yawned and ate several slices of pizzas while relaxing on the bench by a table, with there being practically no one left in the Pizza Hut as it was basically night. "Man I am enjoying this peace, we don't have to work as much."
"Yeah and even better, we can raise the prices so we can pay off the debt!" Vector added while cleaning the cash register. "Hopefully the bills have gone down as well!"
"Why can't things go up like flames?" Charmy buzzed while playing around with the ovens. "These things are filled with fire!"
"You're always thinking of playing around with hot things." Espio murmured during his ninja skill practicing session.
Alas it was good for the Pizza Hut to have a slow business shift, for things weren't going to be the same like they used to.
Then a fucking warp opened up because a different Silver emerged from it.
"I need your help!" The AU Silver said to the workers while panting and sweating frantically. "I got trouble and I need someone strong enough to take care of my problem!"
Silver stretched his arms. "Do we have to? I was enjoying this rest I got-"
"No time, I only have 5 million parsecs I can over!" AU Silver screamed and roped his main counterpart through the portal, with them being in a jungle as all the buildings were covered in plant life.
"This better be a bad joke, because I'm not friggin' laughing." Silver grumbled with his arms folded.
"Trust me if it was a frickin' laugh would I invite you here?" AU Silver pointed out as he then used his psychic to brush through the foilage, with them going to a Pizza Hut in ruins and entering inside. "Yo boss I got him!"
"Finally showed up, eh." Said a gruffly version of Charmy who spoke in an Irish accent. "Where did you find the fookin' lad anyway?"
"Not that it matters, now show him the oven." AU Silver pointed out while pointing forward.
Silver was quite confused until the AU Charmy showed off a huge moving oven covered in vines and such, which of course made the psychic hedgehog confused.
"This is why you brought me here?" Silver gawked with his hands on his hips. "Can't you do this task yourself-"
The oven suddenly attacked the AU counterparts, with it bellowing out flaming pizzas as Silver was forced to fight back with his psychic power. Later on he found himself back in his main realm, with the others looking at him odd.
"So what was the sudden increase of the word count for?" Vector asked while placing in several prepped pizzas into the ovens.
"I had to fight a mutant oven with vines in the jungle." Silver sighed while brushing the plants off of him. "I rather not talk about it, yes you heard that right."
"...All right then." Moltar interrupted while standing by the staircase with his hands held together, having came up to get something.