"Do you ever think of how many layers pizza has to it?" Charmy asked Silver.
Silver squinted his eyes while slicing up the slices within the pizza pie he was eating with the bee at a table. "No, why would I do that?"
"Surely you have thought about it; yes." Charmy intersected with a magnifying glass popping out of his helmet, holding it up to the hedgehog's face.
"The thing I think about regarding layers is to ensure that the pizza turns out all right." Silver explained upon drinking some soda to quash down the pizza.
"Oh hey Shrek; didn't expect to see you here again!"
"I just had a run in with a lad who didn't exactly know how to respect 1's boundaries."
Shrek was walking through his swamp one day when he noticed that the grass was on fire. He gasped as he was wondering what was going on. Suddenly the big green ogre looked towards his mud pit, gasping to see a young PSI powered boy named Ness farting in his mud pool.
"WHAT ARE YA DOING IN MY SWAMP?" Shrek bellowed angrily as he approached Ness, towering over the young boy.
Ness was letting out bubbly farts as half of his body was covered in messy brown mud, smiling sheepishly as he waved. "Okay!"
"No, it's not okay!" Shrek stated as he cracked his hands together. "It's all ogre for you now!" He then bellowed loudly, with his roar being strong enough to send Ness blasting off into the sky, his blue shorts falling off his muddy body as it landed on Shrek's face, much to his disgust as he chucked the muddy shorts off, shaking his head. "I really hope that laddie wasn't forcing it... better out than in, but don't push too far..."
"...So what happened afterwards?"
"I don't know; it just blanked out of my mind!"