"Say this pizza tastes kinda funny." Charmy questioned while slowly eating, proceeding to shrug as he resumed his pizza eating. "Kinda like me I guess!"

Silver shook his head while brushing back his quills. "That doesn't make sense!"

"Don't you know that I'm an idiot?" Charmy responded while him wrapping his bee arms around the back of his head. "You should know better!"

"...Yeah you're right, I don't know what I was thinking..." Silver mused in defeat while taking a slice of the strange pizza and eating it, admitting to his moment of stupidity.


"Hey molten man what's up?" Silver spoke while having a slice of honey topped pizza after cleaning out the ovens.

"Oh you know, just glad to not be down in what's basically the basement." Moltar spoke while having his head bob, his hands held together behind his back. "I kind of needed a break from working so much with those trains down there. I love riding the subway system but it gets a bit too much when you're trying to read a book."

"What reason do you have for reading while down there?" Silver questioned with his right hand on his chin.

Moltar rolled his left hand around. "You of all people should know how long it takes for a pizza to get prepared.

"Excellent point, don't know why I said that." Silver admitted with his left hand slapped over his face. "Guess I should be more mindful of thinking."


"You'll never guess what I did all day!" Charmy exclaimed while laughing and having his tongue stick out.

"Something stupid I'm sure." Silver sighed while eating a plain pizza slice.

"Aww yeah..." Charmy sighed of relief since he was pooting his buzzer on Gemerl, both of them being in the whimsical Toy Kingdom zone for the energetic young bee was unleashing disgustingly wet farts he received from eating too much pizza with various carbonated soda drinks, with the thinking machine who was unlucky enough to be underneath him unable to break away. "Those cans of beans I had with the pizza and soda are really doing the trick! I've never felt happier to be on such a delivery trip!"

"Jeeze louise, I know I'm a Gizoid, but what did I do to literally deserve this crap?" Gemerl groaned for the combat robot was greeted with Charmy's bubbly farts, the bee's flatulent stinger covered butt being surprisingly heavier than anyone anticipating. "This is so humiliating!"

"Come on you dumb bot! What's wrong with wanting to know the end results of having way too much food combining into something so stinky?" Charmy stated while continuously farting, rubbing his wind breaking butt as he playfully stuck his tongue out. "Why can't a fellow adventurer like me not have a little bit of fun? And both 'fart' and 'fun' begin with the same letter!"

Gemerl clenched his fists and suddenly he pulled out a Flamethrower from his chest, attempting to burn Charmy off with the intense red fire spewing from the weapon. This proved to be a bad idea, as Charmy's farts were lit on fire, causing the entire hill full of various toys made of different material to be burning in flatulence fueled flames.

"...So what did that have to do with anything?" Silver questioned while twirling around a pizza pie he had made during this duration of this stench ridden tale.

"I don't know!" Charmy responded with a twirl and a giggle. "Guess he didn't like knowing how the entire process of a pizza would go down!"

"That doesn't give me much hope."


"So Silver, I heard you had quite the adventure."

"Yeah... it sure was something."

"Can I tell his story like an RPG?" "He already mentioned the whole thing for me."

"Well sure, okay."

"Great! So anyway Silver has been searching for a mystical beast for months tracking it through the forest." "And since we know that this is from his perspective, I'll just tell it from his point of view."

"Don't hurt yourself doing it now."

Enough has gone for the story to transcend in such a way that it was quite unexpected, but it was indeed narrated while in the POV of the psychic hedgehog who proceeded to make some new pizza pies while doing so.

'As you behind a clump of trees you see it, a silver mountain lion the size of a small horse. You let an arrow fly and it hits the creature right between the eyes. Sadly the wolf is no magical beast. It is just an average gray cat.'

"That doesn't make sense," Silver pointed out.

Charmy slammed Silver in the face with a pizza pie.

"Well that didn't go well. Guess it's back to delivering this pizza. I hope I don't bump into farting girls like the last time."

And then a bunch of flatulent females from different species began farting on the unlucky hedgehog boy.

"All right now I know you're doing it on purpose." Silver said in an annoyed tone.

"Do you mind?" Charmy buzzed and he then gave Silver a sting to the back of his head.

Silver finished up the last few blocks to his apartment building and gets his key out of his pocket. He attempts to head to the Pizza Hut.

"Hopefully it won't be a long ride on the subway train like the last time. It feels like this could transition into a cutaway gag."

You got on the train and find a seat. The pizza has been sitting in your stomach for hours causing you to have to to go to the bathroom. You groan but manage to keep it together.

"Damn it this isn't what I had in mind; good thing no one else is here to-"

The train suddenly screeches to a halt and you are pressed against the window as if in a choke hold. You struggle to breath.

"Goddamn it, now I'm rounded and the pizza is ruined."

"Oh hai Silver."

"Oh no; Amy what are you doing here?"

Amy Rose had just arrived to see how you were doing. You're too distraught to even answer. "What's wrong?" She asks.

You feel like you're going to cry.

Amy tilted her hair like quill covered head. "Are you okay?" She asks again.

"I just got smashed into this window of a speeding train amid a story I didn't want to really partake in, do I look okay?"

Amy felt her stomach grumble and a loud fart lifted her red dress. "Well at least you don't have to worry about -FART- like me."

"Let me guess-"

"Yep; I got carried away again." Amy was farting as usual, and you weren't surprised by it knowing her gassy habits.

"I rather be a cute gassy girl than worry every night about stuff like this."

Amy smirked while briefly fanning another bassy tuba poot of her fart gas blasts. "You're still as cool as always." She says while handing you a tape. "Listen to this."

You sit down and open the tape. On it is an interview with a man named Master Higgins. You you're confused as to why this guy is here. "Hey are you the 1 delivering the pizza?" You respond, "Well I was until this frickin' train decided to flatten me like a pancake." You hear Amy fart again. "Sorry; pizza really gets to me." You and Higgins share a laugh while watching her blush in embarrassment. "Aye laddie, I take it that you had quite the trip." You shrug. "Well for whatever reason I was looking for this mystic creature while attempting to deliver pizza but it didn't go as planned." You look at the tape and see that Higgins is wearing a big grin. He has a pretty boy face, making him out to be a fraud. You sigh. "I guess there's more you want from me than pizza." Higgins revealed his hands. "Well I'm quite low on cash so I can't pay ya." Amy began fanning the stinky air she was wafting. "Oof I'm really feeling it now." You wonder how and why this VHS tape just appeared for nowhere. "Dare I ask is what you want on that tape?" You realize you can't let him get away, but he doesn't seem like the type who would do something crazy. "Well uh, I got some fresh caught hellfish, a couple of ghosts, some virgin sacrifices..." You roll your eyes. "All right now I know you're bullshitting me." You then use your psychic power to hold Higgins in the air. "We're getting off this train." Amy was too busy using her tail to fan her nonstop farts. "Should we go somewhere more cleaner than here? I don't think the train can handle my stinky steam!" Higgins began to cough. "Might be a good idea; I don't think I can-" He then died, which in turn caused you to let him go and catch the tape for which he had. "What the hell do we use with this then?" You asked Amy. "I've got some VHS tapes back at my place, I'll go back and grab something." She says with a mouthful of pizza. "What's your address?" You gawk in disbelief, your eyes widening. "Where the fuck did you suddenly get the pizza?" Amy let out a gassy expulsion from her mouth and rear, with the burp sounding deeper than the sloppy fart. "Hey it's AI Dungeon, you gotta go with what the story wants you to." You decide to not even question the thought. "I guess your place sounds good." "That's great because I'm gonna need new panties." Amy explained with a sheepish laugh. Your mouth nearly drops to the floor as she offers you the pizza. "I had no idea you delivered pizza." You suddenly are greeted with Amy farting in your face. "I don't but I know it would be fun; moreso than you being stuck under my bun!" Amy teased in rhyme. Suddenly the train came to a screeching halt, with you and Amy hitting the front part while she kept on farting. The train then began to shake violently, and that's when you heard a noise. One that couldn't possibly have come from a human throat. "AAAAAARRRGH SHIT!"

Silver blink. "Oh geeze I think the train became self aware."

"You think?" The train suddenly talked. "That stupid pink mammal keeps ripping ass in me; of course I'm getting tired of this!"

"Ha, what a pun." Amy giggled while having her nose pinched from her farty butt.

Silver grabs the pizza for which you have. "Well can we end the story already so that I can get ready for another delivery?"

"Sure soon as you get your smelly rears into gear and get out of me!" The train huffed.

grab your phone and dial the pizza joint. You hear a certain Family Guy Funny Moment on the phone.

"Hello this is Peter Griffin, can I-"

"Can it Beter I need you to get me out of here."

"Holy crap this is weirder than the time I caused the story to change!"

And then you found yourself and Amy with Peter standing right outside of his house that he decided to turn into a pizza joint.

"Alright, all right; this is just too much man. How about this as a compromise; you give me a minute and then you come in and I'll let you out."

You then notice Peter laughing. "Is that so? Perhaps you can challenge me to a-"

Amy simply let out the biggest fart she could muster, which was enough to reset the universe that caused only her and you to be present. "I'm just about ready for this story to end." "Well all we have to do is wait and see what the A.I. will do. Least we're not trapped in a dungeon."

Silver and her share an awkward laugh. "It's going to be a long minute." Silver says with some discomfort. "So what's the plan for when he comes back?"

Silver hears Amy reply with an extra fart, "I don't know man, I'm hungry."

And then the chapter decided to end itself.

"...Well that was a way to end the story." Silver said for he had plenty of finished pizza pies as they had fully cooked after the story.