Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Holy shit it's finally here, the 1000th chapter of LAPH to celebrate its 10th anniversary of existing! Now granted this concept already existed for at least a year, but I felt it really took off with this fanfiction. After all, it just would have been a funny footnote in shadow759's history of in jokes had I not liked it enough. But the time for rambling is over, it's time to push buttons; I mean, for the story itself to start. Enjoy!

Finally we have made it here, you the viewers and I the author, to the legendary chapter marked 1000! What's going to happen from this point onward, goodness I don't know! But you gotta try your best when you have over 1000 people looking forward to whatever it may be that you post with your content, so enough babbling and on with the show!

The well renowned Pizza Hut in Station Square from Sonic Adventure 1 was always changing, but on this note it was never going to be the same! With a day like this it may bring good fortune; which is why you should make the most out of every single one that comes your way!

"Man I legitimately can't believe we've got to this point after 1000 chapters of us here in this pizza palace." Silver said while eating a slice of honey topped pizza.

"That it happens to be exactly 10 years is boggling my mind!"

Vector laughed, doing some stretches with his lanky crocodile arms. "Yeah, it feels like we've just started off."

Silver tilted his head to the side, with his quills following his head's motion. "Doesn't even feel anything remotely like that."

"Well what do ya mean?" Vector questioned as he had one of his gloved hands on his reptilian hip. "And don't give me complex BS."

"Okay then." Silver murmured while patting his quills. "You remember how long ago it was when we got to 100?"

Vector huffed while adjusting his headphones. "Yeah and?"

Silver did some bizarre motion with his hands. "Well that gap doesn't seem as big of a stretch as the 1 we have right now."

Vector took a look inside the ovens and just nodded. "I guess that's a good point you make."

Silver decided to take a seat by the counter. "Of course it is. Now what are we going to do?"

"Let me think about it." Vector responded while grabbing a prepped pizza pie and placed it right into the oven. "We'll have a big party of course!"

Silver rested his right hand on his face. "And just how huge will it be, I imagine?"

"Enormous enough to the point where some characters won't even be written but merely implied because we'll have so much to do with most of the friendly faces!" Vector barked confidently, striking a victorious pose.

Espio murmured while approaching the duo. "I am not liking the sound of that."

"Oh psh, you don't like anything I suggest for fun." Vector called back upon with his eyes narrowed.

"He's got you there!" Charmy giggled while buzzing about in the air after returning from the bathroom.

Silver stretched his arms and yawned. "So what is it that you want me to do?"

"Pizza deliveries of course!" Vector snapped as he suddenly summoned various pizza pies in moments, managing to hold them without having them falter. "We can't have you just sitting about now can we?"

All this could do was just make Silver groan. "...Seriously...?"

"You think this story is going to make the viewers invested and increase the word count for no reason?" Vector balked while wagging a finger. "I don't think so, now get out there and make me proud!"

Silver began using his psychic power to grab the cardboard boxes with the pizzas in them. "And how would I do that?"

Vector huffed, rolling his eyes. "It's simple, just go out to the world and be excellent to each other!"

"I appreciate the gesture, but don't you think it would be better for me to have a known location?"

"Fine whatever, go to the place that would maker you feel better." Vector yawned while motioning his right hand. "Just make sure those delicious pizzas are delivered!"

"Well I'll do it, but if I take a while just remember that you were the 1 who requested me to go," Silver said, and with that he dusted off his work shirt and took the various boxes containing pizzas with him down the green staircase, heading out of the Pizza Hut.

"I hope he doesn't take so long." Charmy pleaded while holding his hands together, his bee wings buzzing in sadness. "I was gonna do something fun with him!"

"Don't you always feel the need to say that when he's gone?" Rotor questioned and then slipped on some ice.

Charmy sheepishly smiled. "Yeah but I genuinely mean it this time?"

Espio helped up his fellow employee. "Well knowing how this story will go you might get your chance."

"Ooh you better be right!" Charmy snapped while puffing up his face cheeks. "Otherwise I would have sharpened my buzzy stinger for nothing!"

"Isn't that always the case?" Dry Bowser spoke while helping with placing in a new ceiling fan.

Beyond the Pizza Hut, Silver managed to find his way to the Neptune Avenue station in New York, where he spotted a certain yellow sponge who lived in a pineapple under the sea.

"So you're back here I see." Spongebob Squarepants greeted with a laugh.

Silver smirked while shrugging. "Well I couldn't just leave my good friend to wait here at the station forever, now could I?"

SpongeBob laughed as he then shook his SquarePants shaped head. "I'm glad that you at least have the decency to show up! Most others would just leave me here..."

"...I'm not like the rest of them, you can assure that." Silver admitted upon doing some body motion so he wouldn't feel too stiff.

"Good, now that we have that covered, what brings you here on this fine day?"

"Well I'm here to give you a birthday celebration!" Silver said as he pulled out some wrapped birthday gifts he had hidden within his quills.

Spongebob casually waved his hands while laughing. "Oh no, my actual day of birth isn't until July, but this very station I decided to make home is 100!"

Silver's eyes lit up. "I didn't even realize that, how amazing!"

"I know, right! It's too bad most people just gloss over it because they take it for granted." Spongebob explained while having small versions of himself tidy up the station after a subway train briefly pulled in, with it heading towards Avenue X.

"I'm certain that they don't think a train station is more bizarre than us, a talking hedgehog and sponge."

"Oh that's true, I have no doubt of my mind."

"So what do you want to do while we have this pizza?"

"I don't know, maybe take a good look around?"

"Sounds fine to me, I think it's time I got moving about on the ground this great station is elevated over!"

So Silver and Spongebob left the elevated subway train station and headed onto the ground level to walk right under the el.

"You know I never expected them to build such an elaborate mall here." Silver said while spotting the giant standing mall.

Spongebob simply laughed this off. "You'd be surprised at how much real estate Coney Island is primed to be!"

"I can't argue with that. It's just mind boggling what used to be here." Silver added on while brushing back his quills, feeling the sea breeze come in from the beach that wasn't too far from where they were.

"Yes with how the years go, it truly is a wonder to see a place like this grow." Spongebob said as he suddenly had extra body parts growing out of his spongey body to add some humor to the point for which he was going on about.

Silver briefly closed his eyes while nodding his head. "I wonder how people feel about all this construction."

"Oh I'm sure they would be used to it by now I think." Spongebob pointed out while pointing some of his sponge arms at the sky laughing.

Silver raised his eyes and nodded his head. "Pretty good response."

"Say on that note do you want to go to the theme park?"

"I guess it wouldn't be bad to go on the boardwalk while I'm here."

"Yeah and we can even go to the beach too!"

So with that, the duo made their way across the bustling busy streets and managed to find their way to Surf Avenue.

"Hey, who's that weird red guy over there?" Spongebob asked while pointing at a large guy sitting about on a bench.

Silver placed 1 of his hands on his hip. "I don't know, he looks like a certain doc, but I don't think he is 1."

"Hello!" Greeted the adorably fat man in red who was trying to enjoy his sandwich on the bench. "I'm Cecil."

"Ooh, that's cool!" Spongebob cooed while doing an adorable pose.

Silver wasn't quite as enthusiastic about this greeting. "Dare I ask why does your mask say DICK on it?"

Cecil finished up his sandwich while wiping his mouth. "Oh it's simple, it stands for Diversity, Inclusion, Compassion, and Kindness."

"Huh... that does make a lot of sense."

"Yeah I'm liking the way you incorporated such a funny word into a wonderful saying!"

"Well you have to make due when you live in a city like NYC."

"So how hectic is it here?"

"Oh all the stories I could tell. It's even a miracle I remember them since I drink a lot."

"You mean the soft stuff or the hard material?"

"The ones so strong you feel good yet wasted. You might know what I'm talking about; I happen to be a connoisseur of bourbon!"

"You know, a nice case of beer is something I could use with all the deliveries I have to do."

"I tried root beer, does that count?"

Cecil couldn't help himself but laugh. "Oh my friends, you haven't even gotten to the variety that it has to offer."

Silver shrugged and pulled some pizza containing cardboard box from his quills. "Well would you like to have some pizza I brought in these troubling times?"

Cecil's eyes lit up. "Oh that I would gladly take!"

Spongebob couldn't help himself but laugh. "No one can say no to a good meal!"

"Why would you, it's free real estate for your stomach!"

And just like that Silver and Spongebob were able to bond incredibly well with Cecil, who found it a surprise for a human like him to make friends with a hedgehog and a sponge who were both anthropomorphic!

Later...

"Is he gonna come back?" Charmy whimpered with his hands on his bug eyed face. "I really miss him!"

"He'll get here when the time is right!" Vector snapped while adjusting his gloves. "Although it better be sooner than later; we got money to make!"

"Perhaps he should have thought about how long he was taking," Espio pinpointed while catching several ceiling tiles that were going to fall.

Vector casually shrugged after 1 tile from the ceiling hit him on the head yet didn't do much to affect him. "Eh it's however it is whoever you gotta do a pizza delivery you know?"

"Well I want him right now!" Charmy whined while flailing his arms about in a hurry.

"You don't have to worry." Silver laughed upon suddenly appearing before them.

"YAY I MISSED YOU!" Charmy joyfully cried while hugging the psychic hedgehog, knocking him back down.

"Ahh it took you long enough to come back!" Vector chimed in while he was doing some push ups on the floor. "Where were you?"

"Where do you think?" Silver laughed while showing off his collection of Coney Island stuff.

"To be fair you could have gone to any beach." Rotor pointed out while doing push ups.

Silver then showed off obscure tokens he received from his New York trip. "You think any tropical location has specific Coney Island trinkets on hand?"

Rotor then lost his balance and fell on his ripped bod, moaning in response. "Good rebuttal, I'll just go back to what it was that I was doing."

"...What are we talking about, celebrating the 1000th chapter of Life At Pizza Hut?"

"Something like that. Did you get all the guests?" Vector brought up while cleaning off the cash registers.

Silver let out a big yawn and stretched his arms. "Well I got more than enough."

Vector had his eyes squinted for a couple of moments until he shrugged, briefly closing his eye sockets. "Eh I guess that can work."

"Not if you just go about like that!" Charmy brought up after twirling around on the spinning fan.

Vector tugged onto his yellow necklace. "Well what do you want me to do?"

"Go off on a cool adventure that will surely take you time to go off on!" Charmy suggested while pulling out various maps of different locations.

Vector looked at all the employees around him clamoring for the crocodile to go off on a quest, which in turn made the reptile boss feel a bit uneasy. "Lord forbid what would that bring us?"

Charmy had a naughty smirk on his face and he extended out his insect arms. "Some quality content for everyone!"

"Do I really have to?" Vector whined while shaking his head in disapproval.

Espio squinted his eyes. "Do you want to make more money?"

Vector slapped his forehead. "Damn it you pinpointed my weakness, but who would be willing to take my place?"

King K. Rool growled upon feeling the glance of everyone within the Pizza Hut, the Kremling monarch folding his burly crocodile arms in disapproval. "I'm on vacation!"

"Well that went out the window." Vector flatly said in dejection.

Charmy giggled. "Not quiet; this is going through the glass!" And then he threw various hardened pizza pies right out of the window with no thinking.

"You're paying for that!" Vector snapped like his jaws would as if he were wrestling an unsuspecting prey.

Rotor took a long sip of water by the cooler while yawning. "Do we have to?"

"Yes you must and will: or else!" Vector demanded while stomping his foot several times. "Now hush and help fix the place while I think of something funny!"

Silver was out on another pizza delivery before the big event would go underway, with him taking off on a large delivery adventure that would take him through the thickest jungles that could provide a tropical joyride. Of course he was sure to keep himself safe and healthy whenever possible for he knew if he screwed up, then it would spell the untimely end for him. Luckily for him is that it was just another day of him delivering pizza.

"How is it that I get myself into these adventures?" Silver complained while shaking all the debris off his ruined work uniform.

Vector laughed while fixing up a ceiling fan. "Perhaps because the author likes throwing you into these situations."

"Well I don't fault him but must it always be me?" Silver spoke up.

"Because it's easier to write about you than most of us!"

Silver brushed the back of his quills after they were getting about in his face. "Hey, since this is the most important chapter, do you want to come along with me?"

Vector felt his eyes nearly pop out of his reptilian face. "What!? And leave the Pizza Hut to ruin without its manager?"

"Well given all the things going on with that Corona Virus around the world... we could try to make the most of it." Silver admitted.

"But isn't the thing to stay in and not go out?"

"Don't you remember what you mentioned about cabin fever?" Espio brought up while inspecting the floor.

"And didn't you want pizzas to go out regardless?" Silver added on with him moving his hands about in that weird manner that NPCs would do in games.

Vector shook his head after sighing. "Oh all right, you convinced me, let's go. Everyone else, keep the place in shape so that it'll be in 1 piece by the end!"

"But why can't we come with you?" Toadette spoke up while whimpering.

Vector patted the sad mushroom girl on the head. "Because frankly I need to spend time with my most reliable employee!"

So off were Silver and Vector on an unlikely team up delivery, with the crocodile being able to get a good experience at what Silver usually had to deal with. Course it wouldn't be so easy as Vector would learn that the psychic hedgehog needed to go through plenty of holes in order to make sure he got his delivery done just right!

Silver and Vector both knew how to run, but managing to do that while keeping their cool and control over the many boxes of pizzas they need to deliver was another thing. For Vector is was nothing to brute strength his way through any problem, but Silver on the other hand was perfectly fine with using his skills to get by. However 1 might think, it needed a combination of both to survive an encounter with the infamous GUN Truck, which seemed to follow them everywhere they went for they did the best they could to lose it, until finally Vector and Silver ate 1 particular pie of pizza to give them enhanced powers, with them finally destroying that damn truck and finishing up their monumental important task of delivering pizzas.

Sometime later, Vector and Silver were still on their adventure to deliver the most delicious pizzas around various different realms and lands, with the world trotting trip leaving the croc exhausted as he could tell the hog on hedge had to do so much just to allow the pizza containing box to make it to their destination.

"Sheesh is there any way for you to make the most with the time?" Vector questioned upon noting that they had been pizza delivering for quite a long while.

Silver couldn't help but smirk with a smug notion. "Doesn't seem so fun when you have to 'stay focused on the task at hand' does it?"

"You raise a good point but what's stopping me from criticizing you?" Vector pointed out while pointing at the hedgehog.

Silver squinted his eyes upon being put upon by his loud crocodile boss. "Er, nothing I guess."

Vector nodded his crocodile head in response while adjusting his yellow neck chain. "Exactly, let's keep it that way."

So Silver and Vector did their pizza delivery adventure, and what can be said was that it surely was more than it seemed. Silver was focusing on making use of his telekinesis, while Vector showed off there was more to him than his leather covered brute strength. If there was anything for certain, it's that they made a great pair.

"How come we don't go on adventures like these anymore?"

"Because both of us are too busy with our commitment to the Pizza Hut."

Later on they finally returned back to the Pizza Hut.

"How long is it gonna take for them to get back?" Charmy whined.

Espio scoffed. "They'll be here when the time is right."

"But I wanna have them here right now!"

"Can't you be patient for 1 moment?"

"Nope I'm a young kid with new things to do!"

"How have we not gone insane with this kid?" Moltar questioned while appearing so suddenly with his hands held behind his back.

Espio took some moments to blink. "It's a miracle honestly."

"Is it just me?"

"Probably yes why do you ask?"

"I don't know. Things just appear and then disappear."

"I figured as such. Let's just keep fixing up the place then."

and then they showed up lol

"Well you guys sure took a while." Espio responded, with the place looking nicer than it did.

Vector yawned loudly, with it being obvious that the trip took a toll on him. "You'd be surprised at what the author would love to throw at you."

"Welcome to my world." Silver laughed and casually brushed back his many quills.

"So is it time to start the party?" Charmy buzzed while having his gloved hands over his crotch. "Cause I gotta go potty!"

Everyone laughed at the young bee who was quick and lucky enough to make it to the bathroom to do his embarrassing duty, with the others getting ready still.

"Well it feels like we've reached the end of the chapter!" Vector laughed while spinning two pizza pies on his different hands.

Silver finished having the entire counter cleaned off. "But Vex, it doesn't really feel that way."

"Probably because I feel the need to send you off for 1 final quest!"

"But I've went on plenty of adventures already!"

"And you haven't even sent us out of the Pizza Hut." Espio calmly pointed out after having the arcade machines cleaned.

Vector chuckled with a sheepish grin. "Eh, you kind of let various things get to ya when you don't pay attention."

Scourge grumbled as he made an appearance after many chapters of just dropping off. "Tch, like we didn't notice..."

"You should be thankful I didn't leave you in the oven to just rot." Vector taunted with a smirk.

"Tech whatever, please tell me the chapter is almost over." Scourge complained.

"Well good news it is!" Vector declared with his eyes shining brightly.

Scourge had a smile on his smug green face. "Finally something to-"

"Bad news is that even with the huge word count we amassed it's likely to continue." Vector interjected while pointing up at the ceiling.

Scourge screamed and fell to his knees. "Oh come on, I can't even catch a break when the story's near its end?"

"Nope, welcome to LAPH!" Silver laughed while spinning different pizza pies in his hands while also using his psychic abilities.

So anyway the night arrived and everyone came to the party, and not in the way that you think you naughty readers. Everyone was having a great time with all the pizza and various other snacks abound, and even the Rhedosaurus was there to pop his head through the ceiling that partly opened up for the occasion! Course it started to rain, but given that it was of the light variety, it wasn't all so bad!

"This turned out better than expected!" Vector proclaimed as he felt proud of all they accomplished on this very long night.

Silver wiped the back of his quills. "I'll say, this rain is pretty nice after all the trips I did to deliver pizzas!"

"Well it's certain that we did all we could to make the people happy."

"I'll say, I can't wait to finally go home!" Charmy cheered while pumping his arms in the air.

Silver couldn't help but tilt his head to the side. "...But this is your home."

Charmy's eyes got wide as he giggled with his arms wrapped around the back of his buzzy bee head. "Oh, guess I must have forgot."

"Where are we going with this conversation?" Rotor questioned after slipping on some water spilled from the cooler.

Espio placed down the magazine he decided to take a quick glance through. "Nowhere, it's just to pad out the chapter so that we can get to the end faster."

"On that note, take this one last box of pizza to a waiting customer!" Vector suddenly decided.

"Come on, do I have to go out?" Silver groaned as his quills dropped down to show off his disappointment.

Vector patted the psi powered hog for the hedge on the back. "Well we have to keep this place in check just in time for you to come back."

"Sometimes I have a small bit within me that hates you in a big way." Silver said as he begrudgingly left to do the one final pizza delivery of the 100th chapter, with him sure that it would backfire on him. "I'm not looking forward to this."

Vector rubbed his crocodile nose while squinting at the other workers. "What the hell are you chumps doing standing around? Help make final adjustments to this place!"

"Sheesh Vex, we get it." Charmy murmured while buzzing about in the air, feeling his stomach grumble as he was tempted to eat some pizzas left over on the counter.

"Which reminds me, get those ovens prepped up because it's pizza time!" Vector bellowed as he then began dancing with the cash register full of money in it.

"Man which direction do I even head in?" Silver questioned while standing in the middle of a packed highway. "There's so many arrows here."

After the last delivery of the chapter, Silver returned, with all his fellow workers wearing cleaned up versions of their work uniforms and all the regular customers dressed up in party gear as they all cheered, with confetti being blasted everywhere.

"Happy Birthday... or celebration!" Vector shouted as he rubbed his chin. "What were we suppose to declare again?"

"The fact that we got to the 1000th chapter on the 10th anniversary!" Silver proclaimed as he grabbed a party hat and began blowing a party horn.

Silver took 1 last slice of honey topped pizza as he stretched his arms. "Well frankly I'm happy that a 1 off joke went as far as it did, because I guess people really did enjoy me having this kind of business!"

And so the Life At Pizza Hut fanfiction celebrated 10 years and 1000 chapters in style, going off in a bigger fashion than they already were! Just how much more could we further go on with adventures within this now legendarily iconic place of history? Quite more than you realize!

Yoshizilla Rhedosaurus: So yes everyone, there ya go: 1 hell of a way to go out with a bang! Or at least making the most of it; which 1 you prefer. Bye!