The day later, Charlie was enthusiastic to finally go to Heaven, the Doctor was intrigued and Vaggie, for unknown reasons, didn't want to go there, but got convicted by Charlie.
Meanwhile, Angel returned from work, with his back hurting.
"Oh, fuck..." He groaned.
"You look messy! What happened to you?" Niffty asked.
"It's who happened to me, and the answer is everyone! Twice." said Angel, "Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!"
Suddenly, a wall exploded.
"Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?! This is the third time!" said Angel, annoyed.
"WHAT'S UP HOES?!" A female voice with an Australian accent laughed.
"Holy shit! Cherri Bomb? Long time no see, baby!" Angel said, less exhausted.
"Angel, ya bitch!" said Cherri. She was a slender yet curvy cyclops-like Sinner with an eye with red sclera and X-shaped yellow pupil, freckle-like spots on her skin and long, strawberry blonde-pink hair kept in a high half-ponytail. Her outfit was chaotic, too: A one-shouldered black bra under a similarly-designed pinkish-red torn crop top with A black X located on the left, a set of severely ripped black leggings under a torn miniskirt that sported the same colour and style as her top, along with a red shoe and a cowboy-like boot. "You have been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!"
"Who is she, Anthony?" the Doctor asked.
"Oh, Doc, this is Cherri Bomb, my best friend," said Angel.
"So, you're that Doctor Angel talked about!" said Cherri, "Can't believe ya're friends with a nerd, Angel!"
"The Doctor is the coolest nerd in the universe, ya know." said Angel, "Anyway, Cherri, love seein' ya, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out."
"You can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead!" said Cherri, "Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re-"
"-A responsible night on the town! That's a great idea!" said Charlie. She hand shook Cherri, "Hi, I'm Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet another of Angel's friends! He never brings anyone around."
"I wonder why." Cherri snorted.
"Yeah, me too." Charlie was oblivious to Cherri's insult. "Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun."
"Wait, 'they'?" Cherri asked.
"Everyone! Angel and his friend are taking you all out for a night of fun and relaxation!" Said Charlie to the others.
"Wait, I'm only here for Ange-" Charlie handed Cherri a large sum of money. "Never mind, let's GO!"
"When should the portal open, Charlie?" the Doctor asked.
"It should open...Right now!"
A golden portal appeared in the hall. The Doctor jumped inside, followed by a reluctant Vaggie and an enthusiastic Charlie.
Pentious arrived in the hall and saw Cherri. "Well! If it isn't my arch-nemesis!" He said, "Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?"
"Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I gotta drag your sorry asses along," said Cherri.
Pentious became flustered. "Oh, oh, you and I are going out like for fun? I... I didn't think this would ever happen. What-What do I do? What-What do I wear?" He grabbed Cherri's shoulder.
"Don't fuckin' touch me, ya munted dickhead." Cherri grabbed Pentious' claw to the point of almost crushing it, yet, he was a blushing mess.
Meanwhile, the Doctor, Charlie and Vaggie arrived at the Pearly Gates.
"Vaggie, look at this place!" said Charlie, happily. "It's so clean! Isn't that amazing?"
"Yup, super cool. Heaven. Wow." said Vaggie with sarcasm.
A male angel with blonde hair, pale skin and blue eyes, wearing a gold-and-white robe with a red bowtie popped up from a desk near the Gates.
"Hiya! Welcome to Heaven!" He said, "Can I get your names, please?"
"Are you...Are you St. Peter?" the Doctor raised an eyebrow. "You look younger. Cool bowtie, by the way."
"I heard that a lot." St. Peter chuckled.
"I'm the Doctor, this is Charlie Morningstar and her partner, Vaggie." said the Doctor.
"We're here for a meeting."
"I see-Wait, did you say 'The Doctor'?" said St. Peter.
"Huh...Yes, yes I am." said the Doctor. "You know me?"
"We'll take it from here, St. Peter." A calm, motherly female voice spoke. The quartet looked in the sky and saw Sera, in a bird-like angelic form, along with a younger Seraph. They both turned into a more humanoid form.
"Greetings, Daughter of the Morningstar and Last of the Time Lords. I am Sera, the High Seraphim of Heaven." Sera introduced herself. "You are gifted to be here."
"You...You know me too, High Seraphim?" the Doctor asked.
"Of course we do!" The younger Seraph, a beautiful young woman with silver-like skin, mid-thigh-length grey-ish hair, blue eyes with light blue sclera and wearing a white-dark purple princess-like dress, along with having a tiara-like halo, compared to Sera's regal one. "I'm a fan of your work, Doctor! I'm Emily, the Junior Seraphim. Ah, the Brigadier will be delighted to see you!"
"Hold on...Brigadier?" the Doctor couldn't believe what he heard. "As in, 'Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart'? He's here?!"
Emily nodded. "Welcome to Heaven!"
The Perly Gates opened and the trio, escorted by the two Seraphim, arrived at the main city. It was beautiful. So white and shiny, it was calm and relaxing with the residents, the Winners, civil and peaceful, the complete opposite of Pentagram City.
The Doctor and Charlie were fascinated by it, while Vaggie was annoyed and looked like she didn't want to go, something that the Time Lord quickly noticed.
As they walked, they were noticed by Adam, who was drinking a soda, and his lieutenant, a good-looking young woman with short white hair and yellow eyes.
"Holy fucking shit balls, am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?" said Adam, spitting his drink.
"What is the Hellspawn doing here? And the man escorting her...That's the Doctor!" said Lute.
"That guy too?!" said Adam. "Oh, fuck it! I'm handling this shit right now!"
Lute stopped Adam. "Do you really want to start a fight in the promenade in front of everyone? Besides, if Her Highness was so scared of the Doctor, we shouldn't underestimate it."
"You should listen to your lieutenant, Adam." Sera teleported the two in her office, glaring at the two.
"Fuck! Sera! You can't sneak up on a guy like that, jeez." said Adam, shocked.
"Forgive me Your Highness but, what are the Hell-spawn and the Doctor doing here?" Lute asked.
"You failed to control the Demons' unrest, and now Lucifer is involved, setting up an audience for his misguided daughter. Other than that, the Doctor has offered himself to escort her here. Only the Lord knows what he would do if he found out the reason for the Extermination." said Sera.
"What do you want from me? I'm just one guy." Adam asked.
"I want you to do whatever you need to do to keep this problem from getting any worse. The Doctor must not find out why are we doing this. Are we clear?" said Sera.
"Got it."
Meanwhile, Emily was showing the Doctor and Charlie the place, and were heading to a place where, as the Junior Seraphim said, "The Doctor would meet a special person".
They entered a large building where several female Angels sparring, all of them wearing black robes. Charlie noticed a large insignia that read "Supremi Inquisitores Praetorium".
"What's...An Inquisitor?" Charlie asked.
"They're the Army of Heaven. It's a peaceful place, but they're here in case things become dangerous," said Emily.
The Doctor noticed that among the Inquisitors, there was someone who was giving them instructions. He was a man, tall, with short dark hair and a cool moustache. Unlike the other, he wore a British military uniform, albeit black and gold rather than red and green.
The Doctor could recognise that man anywhere.
"Brigadier!" said Emily. "Over here!"
"Ah, Your Holiness-" the Brigadier turned and saw the Doctor. His eyes widened.
The Doctor awkwardly smiled. "Hello, Brigadier."
"Well I'll be damned..." said the Brigadier. "Doctor, is that you?"
The Doctor laughed and went to hug him. "Yes, it's me. Oh, it's so good to see you, Brigadier!"
"The feeling is mutual." said the Brigadier.
"When did you die? How come I didn't know?!" The Time Lord asked.
"Oh, it's been over a decade by now. Died of old age, nothing to worry about." said the Brigadier. "Say, what are you doing here? You're not dead, are you?"
"Oh, no no no! I'm just escorting the daughter of Lucifer for a meeting with the higher-ups." said the Doctor, he glanced at the Inquisitors. "And who are they?"
"Oh, they're my Supreme Inquisitors, I'm their Commanding Officer. I must inform the others, they'll be delighted to see you here, especially Ms Smith." said the Brigadier.
"Wait...Sarah Jane is here?!" said the Doctor.
"Indeed I am!" A female voice spoke.
The Time Lord turned around and saw a young girl with long brown hair wearing a Victorian dress, a young Scotsman with short brown hair and blue eyes, wearing a kilt and a black turtle neck sweater and a slightly older woman with short brown hair and blue eyes. These three fellows were Victoria Waterfield, James McCrimmon (Jamie, for short) and Sarah Jane Smith, former companions of the Doctor from back to his second, third and fourth incarnations.
"Victoria!" the Doctor hugged her. He then looked at Jamie. "Jamie...You've got your memories back!"
"Aye, they've returned when I came here," Jamie explained.
"I'm...I'm so sorry, Jamie, I should have protected you from the Time Lords-"
"Hey, it's not yer fault! Ye couldn't do much back then and don't worry, I've lived a happy life on Earth, and I'm sure Zoe had one too," said Jamie.
"And Sarah...When did you die?" The Doctor asked.
"13 years ago, had Cancer." Sarah Jane looked away.
"Cancer?! But you looked so healthy last time I saw you!" said the Doctor, "Why didn't you tell me, I would have found something to help you!"
"I didn't want you to worry too much, you were already stressed," said Sarah, smiling. "What about you? You regenerated again."
"Oh, yes, did once from last time." The Doctor fixed his bowtie. "How many of my former companions are here?"
"Quite a lot." Said Sarah. "There's Dr. Shaw, a teacher named Barbara, a girl from Ancient Troy, another one that said she pretended to be Cressida, a warrior girl named Leela..."
"Liz, Barbara, Katarina, Vicki, Leela...What about Adric?" The Doctor asked.
"Sorry, who?" Said Victoria.
"Oh, nothing." Said the Doctor. "Looks like only my deceased human companions are here...I wonder where non-human souls go."
Charlie and Emily observed the scene from a distance, both smiling.
"Charlie! Come here!" Said the Doctor, she obliged. "Guys, I'd like to introduce you to Her Highness the Princess of Hell, Charlie Morningstar. Charlie, these people are some of my old friends: Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, Victoria Waterfield, Jamie McCrimmon and Sarah Jane Smith."
"It's an honour to meet you, Your Highness." The Brigadier saluted Charlie.
"There's no need to be formal, Brigadier." said Charlie."
"Nice to meet ye/you." Said Jamie, Victoria and Sarah.
"Brigadier." An Inquisitor with long silver hair and blue eyes saluted him.
"Ah, Captain Agatha, what is it?" the Brigadier asked.
"The High Seraphim would like to talk with you," said Agatha.
"Very well, tell her I'll her I'll be in her office as soon as I can." said the Brigadier. He turned to the Doctor. "Sorry, Doctor, I have to go."
"Don't worry, I'm gonna pay a visit to the others." said the Doctor. "Hope you don't mind, Charlie."
"Oh, not at all! I'm gonna visit the zoo with Emily, they have REAL koalas!" Said Charlie, excited.
Meanwhile, Vaggie was resting in her and Charlie's room. Someone knocked at the door: It was Adam and Lute.
"Hey there, Vagasaurus!" Said Adam.
"Charlie will be back soon, you need to get out now," said Vaggie with a deadpan expression.
"I'm not looking for the blondie, nor the nerd with the bowtie." Adam entered the room followed by his lieutenant. "I'm looking for you."
"Why?" Vaggie raised an eyebrow.
"Maybe 'cuz you left the band; you tried for a solo career, or I guess it's more of a... duet?" said Adam.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Vaggie looked away.
"Oh, please! Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just cuz you're out of uniform?" said Adam.
Vaggie went pale. Her mind went back in time, from when was an Exorcist, brutally massacring every Sinner she spotted.
"You were on the front lines, I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever. Vaggie." said Adam, pronouncing the girl's name with a soft g.
"Actually, it's pronounced Vaggie." An annoyed Vaggie corrected him, pronouncing her name with a hard g.
"Hmmmmm- no!" said Adam. "Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you?"
Indeed, you may be wondering: If Vaggie was an Exorcist, how did she end up in Hell? Well, it's one simple reason...Because she spared a Demon child. And thanks to that, Lute stabbed Vaggie's eye out and ripped her wings and halo.
"To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 'Grats on that I guess." said Adam.
"Their love is vile and blasphemous," said Lute, with hatred in her tone.
"I really hope for your face that you say that because Charlie's a Demon." A voice familiar to Vaggie with an English accent spoke, with cold anger: It was the Doctor.
"The Doctor!" said Lute, shocked.
"In the flesh." the Doctor bowed. He turned to Adam. "You must be Adam: 'The First Human'. Hello, I'm the Doctor."
"Yeah, I know who you are, you're the fucker who escaped my Exorcists," said Adam.
"Indeed. I hope I didn't interrupt anything fun." said the Doctor.
"Oh, not at all! We were just going away now," said Adam with a hint of mockery. "See you in court, Vaggie!" He and Lute left, leaving the Doctor and Vaggie alone.
"...How much have you heard?" Vaggie reluctantly asked.
"Practically everything." said the Doctor, "But if it makes you feel better, I already know it for a while."
"You...Did?" said Vaggie,confused. "How?"
"For starters, there was something wrong with you. I could easily tell which sin damned the others at the Hotel to Hell, but not you. And I doubt that "mild anger issues" can be considered a sin." said the Time Lord.
The moth-looking former Angel blushed, embarrassed of how easy it was to tell.
"We'll tell Charlie about it later, it's better if her spirits are kept high." said the Doctor. "Come on, let's go." He offered his hand. Vaggie took it and the two went to the courtroom.
The courtroom was a blue room, with several stands distributed on the walls. There was also the Brigadier among the jury since he's the Head of the Supreme Inquisitors.
Charlie, Vaggie and the Doctor sat down.
"Oh, not him again..." said Charlie, seeing Adam entering the courtroom.
"What up, baby?" Adam flew up and sat down. "Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen."
"We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this "Hazbin Hotel"." Sera commenced, "Princess Morningstar, Doctor."
Charlie cleared her throat. "Webster's Dictionary defines Redemption as-"
"Objection! Lame and unoriginal," said Adam.
"Sustained," said Sera. "No further dictionary references, please."
"Let me try." the Doctor whispered to the Princess. He turned to the court. "People of Heaven, as you well know, Redemption is a crucial part of several religions on Earth. And the Princess of Hell here firmly believes in this concept."
"We have a guest at the Hotel who's making a lot of progress!" said Charlie.
"Who?" Adam asked.
"A former travelling companion of mine: Anthony de' Marconi, known among the Sinners as Angel Dust." said the Doctor.
"Oh, yeah, the porn Demon! Definitely worth of Redemption!" said Adam.
"Oh, if you know so much, what does it take to go to Heaven, hmm?" said the Doctor, instinctively imitating his original incarnation.
This got Adam off guard, he didn't know what to say.
"Adam?" said Sera.
"Give me a fucking minute, ok?" said Adam. He then wrote something on a paper and handed it to Vaggie.
The Doctor read it. " 'Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man'? These aren't the rules?!"
"Of course they are! They got me here, right, Sera?" said Adam, looking at the High Seraphim. His tone became slightly insecure. "Right?"
"...He was the first Human soul to get to Heaven," said Sera.
"I doubt these are the rules, the third one is a blatant School of Rock reference." said the Doctor.
"Oh yeah? Then, what are the rules, Doctor know-it-all?" Adam asked.
"Well, I think you have to show virtue to get to Heaven. However, goodness isn't goodness if you seek advantage from it, Virtue is Virtue in Extremis. I can assure you, ladies, gentlemen, and others of the Heavenly jury, that Angel Dust is perfectly capable of showing Virtue." said the Doctor.
"And let's see it, brah!" Adam snapped his fingers and a spying orb manifested in the room, showing what Angel & co were doing at the nightclub.
They were having fun, drinking shots of alcohol.
"Ah, I needed a drink after today. You know, Val, he's into this waterboarding shit now, I don't know, it's a kink," said Angel.
"Enough with the Val talk!" said Cherri, "He already ruined your whole day, don't let him ruin your night too." She handed him some pills, "Here, take one of these and you won't be worrying about nothing."
"Here we go..." said Husk, disappointed.
"Oh look! The drunk sobered up long enough to judge us," said Cherri.
"I ain't the one who's trying to get to Heaven." said Husk, "You want to fuck up all your progress? Be my guest. I just...I just thought you were better than that."
Angel started to be more reluctant. "I uhh... I don't know, Cherri, it's been a long night and I don't need to go too wild."
"Come on, bitch!" said Cherri, "If you've really been working that hard, you deserve a little R and R, some THC, or maybe PCP with DMT. Aw, fuck it, let's see where the night takes us, huh?"
"...Fuck it, let's do it," said Angel, drinking another shot.
"Heavenly people, what more do you need to see? The porn star chose a night of debauchery. That's not a soul worthy of being in Heaven!" said Adam.
"Objection!" said Charlie, "Are you really telling me you've never had a drink with friends at the end of a hard day?"
"Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. You seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behaviour is ok?" said Adam.
"Since we're talking about someone who's been in Hell for nearly a century, the fact that Heaven doesn't have hard days is irrelevant, you divine cretin." said the Doctor.
"Angel will make good decisions, come on! We have to keep watching! Please?" said Charlie.
"If I can comment, Your Holiness..." the Brigadier intervened. "The Doctor has always travelled with the best that Humanity had to offer. Despite their flaws, they are all good people. If Mr. de' Marconi is a former companion, then it means that there's good in him. If he didn't he would have never stepped inside the TARDIS."
"Yeah, let's give him a chance!" said Emily.
"...Very well, the court will allow it," said Sera.
"Thank you, Brigadier." the Doctor said to the Brigadier.
Back at the nightclub, the group was at their 12th round. However, during all of this, Angel kept taking care of Niffty, worried that she might end up rather badly, due to her small size. Especially stopping her from doing bad stuff in a drunk state.
"Ya don't have to play nanny, ya know, Angie?" said Cherri. "Ya don't have to spend all of your off hours "working on yourself", you little bitch."
"The hotel isn't a problem in his life, it's-"
"Valentino." Angel interrupted Husk.
"Yeah, so-"
"No." Angel pointed away. "Valentino."
Not too far from there, there was Valentino, sitting on a large sofa- bench with other female demons.
"Let's get the fuck out of here," said Angel. When he turned, Niffty was nowhere in sight. "Hold on, where's Niffty?!"
He then saw her going to Valentino, giggling.
"SHIT!" He chased her.
Angel managed to grab Niffty...In front of Valentino.
"Holy shit, Angel Dust?" Said Val, "What, didn't you get enough cock today?"
"Funny." Said Angel, coldly.
"Who's this chiquita? Did you bring me fresh meat?"
Niffty tried to bite Val's finger.
"I just want a taste." She said.
"Weird, but there's a kink for that, I'm sure," said Valentino.
Angel had enough.
"Fuck off, Val."
"Excuse me?" Said Valentino.
"I said fuck off, Val!" Said Angel, "I may be forced to deal with your bullshit but you ain't doing anything to my friends."
"Did you forget that? I own you, bitch." Valentino manifested his ghostly chain and dragged Angel closer to him.
"Yeah, you do...In the studio." Said Angel, "But here, I can do what I want. So, I say it again, fuck off-"
Valentino punched Angel, causing him a nosebleed.
"Enjoy the night, bitch. I'll have fun making you pay for it tomorrow." Valentino left.
"That bastard..." Cherri commented.
"...Fuck it, it was worth it." Angel wiped his blood.
"As you can see, Heavenly people, Anthony managed to show virtue in extremis. Even if it will cause him more suffering the next day, he didn't care and did the right thing." said the Doctor.
"Yeah, he followed both the Doctor's and Adam's rule!" said Charlie. "He was kind, stopped Niffty from stealing and stuck it to that moth man!"
"Huh, then...Then why isn't he here?! Hmm?!" said Adam.
"Yeah...Why isn't he here?" said Emily.
The court started discussing it, with Sera looking away.
"Wait a minute." the Doctor sounded eerily calm. "So, every single year, you Angels descend to Hell to kill Sinners for the Extermination...And you have no idea of what it takes for a soul TO GET TO HEAVEN?!"
The court went silent. One voice asked one, simple question. It was Emily's:
"What Extermination?" She was horrified by the simple thought of it.
"Wait...You didn't know?" said Charlie.
"No!" said Emily, "Do we really do something as horrible as that?"
"Yes, could you elaborate, Doctor?" the Brigadier asked.
The Doctor saw Sera's anxious expression and smirked. "Indeed. Every year, the Exorcists go to Hell, to brutal murder defenceless Sinners, for entertainment. Now, perhaps we can know have more explanation, isn't that right...High Seraphim?"
The orb showed images of past Exterminations.
"Is this what your troops do yearly, Adam?" the Brigadier asked, horrified.
"You're not involved in all of this, right, Sera...?" Emily asked, desperate to prove that Sera is innocent.
"...I thought it should have been my responsibility, as the older one between the two." said Sera, her tone was shaky.
"So? Emily is the Junior Seraphim, but she's not a child." said the Doctor, as he walked towards his seat.
"I was just doing what was required! You can understand me, Doctor! You also did it back in the Time War!" said Sera.
The Doctor stopped walking. Tension in the courtroom was so thick you could cut it with a knife.
The Time Lord slowly turned towards the High Seraphim, with eyes filled with cold rage and a calm tone.
"Aha...What did you say?"
Sera kept composure, but deep down the Doctor managed to scare the hell out of her.
"No, you're right, actually." said the Doctor. "But unlike you, I don't make petty excuses like "I was following orders" so that I can sleep with a clean conscience. What I did in the Time War was wrong, and I'll regret it till my last breath."
Adam listened to the Doctor's speech, furious, but then, Sera enacted the verdict.
She took a deep breath to gain more composure. "I'm sorry...but this court finds that there is no evidence souls in Hell can be redeemed."
"WHAT?!" said Charlie.
"OH, FUCK YES! I WON! SUCK IT, BITCHES!" Adam flipped the bird at the trio. "You better enjoy your last moments with your little angel girlfriend, cunt, because we're coming to your hotel first."
Adam snapped his fingers and a portal appears, teleporting Charlie, Vaggie and the Doctor back to Hell.
"Charlie! Doctor! Don't give up on this! I'll figure something out, I promise!" said Emily.
"Do you have the slightest idea of what you have done, Adam?!" said the Brigadier, furious of seeing the Doctor getting threatened and horrified of the Exterminations. "Massacring unarmed civilians..."
"That was uncalled for." said Sera, angered.
"Yeah, But did you see the looks on their fucking faces, it was..." said Adam.
"I want to warn you, Adam: Try to lay a hand on the Doctor or the Princess of Hell, and you will have me as your enemy." said the Brigadier. "And I'm not the only one that thinks of it."
Adam snorted. "What are you gonna do, Brigadier? Chasing my Exorcists with those babes the Doctor travelle-"
"I have to remind you that I'm the Commanding Officer of the Supreme Inquisitors, and you will NOT make any inappropriate comment about the Doctor's assistants-"
"Enough, Brigadier." Sera interjected. "This court is dismissed."
"Yes, ma'am./Yeah..." The Brigadier and Adam said in unison, as they left. Eventually, everyone left, except the two Seraphim.
"Extermination...of human souls!? Demon or not there is NO reason to be doing this!" said Emily outraged, as an eye appeared on her chest and halo.
"They were uprising, Emily." said Sera, "It is my position as the High Seraphim to protect our people at all costs. And it's your position to keep them happy and joyful."
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?" said Emily.
"Heaven needs us, Emily. Everyone looks to us... and we can't doubt ourselves or worry about the fates of demons when we have our own souls to protect. Please... if you start to question... you could end up like Lucifer: FALLEN." said Sera, "I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate, so please, let me worry about this, ok? I'm sorry."
Meanwhile, back in at the Hotel. Angel & Co were chatting at the bar, as the Doctor, Charlie and Vaggie.
"Oh, you're back." said Angel. "How did it go-"
He saw Charlie's defeated expression, Vaggie's ashamed one and the Doctor's creepily calm one.
"...It went shit, didn't it?" said Husk.
"Vaggie...I think you should say it first to Charlie in private." said the Doctor, "as for us, I have a plan. Where's Alastor?"
"You called?" Alastor appeared in the hall.
"I'm gonna need your help for telling the Exorcists that I don't fear them, since they threatened me and the Hotel." said the Doctor.
"Oh, really? And how could I possibly help you with that?" Alastor asked, intrigued.
The Doctor began to sing.
"Let's transmit,"
"My dear Sera, oh you'll regret it."
"I welcome thee to a helluva transmission."
"Yes I'm aware that I will spread some gloom"
"But it's time for the TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH!"
Alastor grinned, accepting the Doctor's proposal.
So, the next day, all of Heaven started to hear some music coming from every single radio in the city, along with the Doctor appearing on various screens.
A choir repeated.
"Doc-Tor! Doctor Who!"
The Doctor started speaking.
"People of Heaven! I'm happy and sad to announce"
"That system that choose the blessed and the damned is nothing but nonsense!"
"And those who get down there get yearly Exterminated by Angels who think they're Daleks!"
"Stay tune for more, y'all!"
Of course, the Brigadier and the Doctor's deceased companions were listening and watching the broadcast.
Then, the First Doctor appeared, surprising companions like Barbara and Vicki.
"So, all this travesty was orchestrated by the High Seraphim, hmm?"
The Second Doctor appeared.
"Hid from the heavenly public, thanks to her regime!"
"But she did it for the greater good, did she not?" said the Third Doctor.
"Well, unfortunately, I've got some bad news." said the Fourth Doctor.
"She may look regal and wonderful "
"But if that facade get shattered..."
"SHE'S NOTHING BUT A COWARD!" All the Doctors sang in unison.
"That's right, dear chaps!" said the Fifth Doctor.
"You fell right into her traps!" said the Sixth Doctor.
"She's a two-faced politician.." said the Seventh Doctor.
"Who's scared to make opposition." said the Eighth Doctor.
"I hope this makes her rethink," said the Ninth Doctor.
"Because if she wants Heaven to peace bring..." said the Tenth Doctor.
"SHE WOULD DO THE RIGHT THING!" They all sang together.
The current Doctor sang.
"While they hid among the skies,"
"The Damned come here and with their surprise"
"They're soon going to die once again!"
"The higher-ups are without morale, what happens now?"
"Your turn now, Al!"
"Salutations! The Radio Demon is on the Air!" said Alastor.
"Yes, I believe it's the first time that someone with style treated Heaven with a broadcast! Winners, rejoice!"
"Fuckin' annoying voice..." said Adam.
"Although at the Pearly Gates Adam should not have passed!"
"You little...!"
"Adam is so sinful, does he think he's skilful?" Alastor continued, "He likes to act big, but he's just a clown!"
"YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" Adam punched the hologram out of rage.
"He pretends to be some rockstar!" said Alastor.
"He even has a harp..." said the Doctor.
"BUT'S MORE LIKE A RIDICOLOUS GUITAR!" They sang together.
"Does Adam think that he can judge?" Al sang.
"But when sinning he will indulge," the Doctor sang.
"HE SHOULD BE INSTEAD BOILING DOWN IN HELL~!" They sang together.
"FUCK OFF!" Adam yelled.
"And here's the sugar on the cream!" said Al.
"I scared Sera because I disagreed!" said the Doctor.
"With her petty excuses for a genocide, that's the tea!"
"YOU LITTLE BOWTIE-WEARING CUNT! I'LL SHOW YOU SUFFERING!" Adam yelled.
"Oh dear, the pig is oinking~!"
"I'LL FUCKING END YOU!"
Suddenly, all transmission ceased across minus one, the one in Sera's office.
"And now, a little message from the Doctor!" said Alastor.
Sera gulped.
The Doctor appeared on the screen and started singing.
"My turn now...With my plan in fear I'll make you scream..."
"High Seraphim..."
"When I'm done..."
"You'll realise the monster that you've become."
"Nothing but sheer scum."
The transmission ended.
"That bastard...He thinks he's tough shit, huh?!" said Adam, "We'll show them who's in charge! Right, Sera? Sera...?"
Sera was petrified. She, the High Seraphim of Heaven, an incredibly powerful being as old as Time itself, yet in her heart fear took over.
She couldn't explain why she felt like that. He was just a Time Lord! They were the Elder Angels first creation, she shouldn't be scared of a mere ant in comparison to her!
And yet...She was scared. The thought of what he could do to her and the entire of Heaven almost drove her mad: Will he try to invade? It was impossible for a mortal, but knowing the Doctor, he was mad enough to try...And having a decent chance to succeed.
Just...What in the Heavens is the Doctor? How can a mortal strike fear in such a way?
"Sera? Are you okay? You're shaking..." Emily asked, worried.
Sera fell to her knees, she looked at her hands with a horrified expression as she whispered with dread:
"What have I done..."
-To Be Continued-