Why haven't I deleted this wonderful masterpiece of shit? Oh yeah, because I very much warmed up to it considerably over time, it's 100% relevant now, and people actually like reading it, myself included. Silly me.
IOA Note: Well, thanks for everyone who reviewed! It makes me happy to see how a fanfiction about a vacation adventure to Universal Studios Orlando can become popular so fast…and it's close to 200 hits (that's not an accomplishment), even! Well, thanks for looking at it, guys, and I hope you enjoy the next chapter!
Disclaimer: What do you think? If we own anything except for Peppy Ankylosaurus (eh), Chad the Charmander (who doesn't even appear at all in the story and it just a blatant recolor) (plus who fucking cares about him it's not like he's a Charizard anyway), and Dr. Hoshi (the only OC that actually somewhat matters) (who belong to NOBODY FUCKING CARES), then hit yourselves on the wall 1,000 times. (I might from having read this dreck. It's not even Shrek.)
Shrek: (while eating onions) Get ogre yourself and start the story, laddeh.
Time Of Occurrence: 2006
"You ever think we just exist to be a walking punchline?" Chad the Charizard questioned since this was the final time he had evolved over the course of the story, still having his green mask on his face while being in the parking lot just near Universal.
"I think about that all the time."
"So what are we doing again?"
"Beats me."
"Guess we should go and solve this problem."
Author's Note: And that's where we leave it! To tell you the truth, this was the craziest chapter of them all. Especially that Eggman picture… shudders… and just to let you know, this is an alternate reality of Universal Studios Orlando, and I know that Kongfrontation is gone, so I made up the fact that it's still there. But, as always, I hoped you enjoy this funny chapter!