"Oh... looks like we're safe for now," Ash Ketchum remarked as he glared at Luigi, with all of them still riding the JAWS ride at Universal Studios Florida as they were all wet as a result of being on a soaking boat. "Although we would have been fine if it wasn't for Luigi freaking out over Bruce..."

"Hey, JAWS had a huge terrifying effect on me, okay? I cant help it if I get spooked easily from jump scares like a murderous shark!" Luigi snapped as he looked at his damped clothes, dusting himself off despite it being useless. "...with that said, at least I don't have to worry about wetting myself on a scary ride..."

"Ewww!" Princess Peach Toadstool, Princess Zelda, and the other human tourists all exclaimed as they glanced at Luigi, with even the female skipper disgusted as the boat house began making noise.

"Luigi, I'm definitely grosser than you, and even I find that nasty!" Peach admitted as she shook her head in disapproval, letting out a wet fart that somehow no one but her heard or smelled, due to the chaotic nature surrounding them that was the JAWS ride.

"Leapin' tadpoles! Did y'all hear that?" Sandy Cheeks stated as she pointed to her right, hearing some banging going on. "Sounds like we got a varmin in here!"

"It's probably just the fake shark." Shadow stated as he folded his arms together, just shaking his head. "So long as Luigi doesn't freak out over-"

"AHHH, HE'S BACK!" Luigi freaked out as he flailed his arms, panicking so much that he accidentally pushed Sheik off the boat, with everyone gasping in shock as the mechanical shark grabbed Sheik.

"AIGH! LUIGI, YOU IDIOT!" Sheik angrily screamed in pain as the shark went back underwater, taking Sheik with it as they both disappeared.

"RUN, BITCH, RUN!" Sonic exclaimed as he dashed up to shake the skipper, who nodded as she got the group out of the boat house, with Sonic really wanting off of this ride.

"But wait, we can't just leave Sheik behind!" Zelda exclaimed as she pointed back. "She's me... I mean, my sister!"

"Oh relax. We can just get Dr. Mario to clone you again." Samus stated as he was placing several super missiles into her green arm cannon. "Let's just enjoy the ride and worry later."

"Yes, now is not the time for fear." Meta Knight stated as he noticed the various gas pumps nearby. "That comes later."

"THAT COMES NOW!" Luigi exclaimed in terror as everyone except Meta Knight, Samus, and Shadow screamed, with Jaws the shark, or rather Bruce the very clearly mechanical shark, appeared once more, somehow roaring despite the fact that sharks don't roar, sinking beneath the waves as the docks caught on fire, a huge fiery explosion occurring, such of which would make Michael Bay cry explosive tears of joy.

Gobi was taking a drink of water from the fountain in the Lost Continent at Universal's Islands of Adventure as he took a glance across the giant lake, to see the turmoil occurring at the border between the Toon Lagoon and Jurassic Park areas. He shook his head in disappointment.

"Why can't these young kids just learn to be peaceful...?" Gobi remarked as he went back to drinking his water, only to fall on his side as he screamed in pain, with Charmy having bumped into him.

"Sorry!" Charmy apologized as he glanced down at Gobi, holding his hands together. "I was having too much sugar in Suess Landing!"

"No... kidding...?" Gobi huffed as he was trying to get back up, but couldn't, due to being so old.

Espio dashed towards Gobi as he helped him back up, glaring at Charmy. "I'm sorry about Charmy here being a pain in the butt. It's what he does best."

"Hey, I take offense to that!" Charmy snapped as he murmured, folding his arms together as he turned his head. "You just can't appreciate me being so youthful and full of life!"

Espio and Gobi exchanged glances with each other as they rolled their eyes at Charmy, who began buzzing all around the Lost Continent for fun, with Gobi telling Espio of what was happening across from them in the Jurassic Park area.

"So it's all out war over there, huh?" Gobi asked as he bobbed his head left and right.

Espio nodded while folding his arms together. "Yeah. Which is a shame... used to be pretty nice."

Gobi thought for a moment as he tilted his head up. "You know, I'm not sure how the owners of this park are going to fix it up. Looks like it's just permanently messed up."

Charmy suddenly buzzed up to Gobi, moving his hands around. "They're gonna need lotsa honey... thought they'll have to make sure no bears are around to steal it. They probably can't bear the thought of that happening!" He laughed at the unbearable pun he had just made.

Gobi and Espio both groaned in annoyance as Espio slapped Charmy across the back of his insect head, which caused the young bee to begin crying as Espio then chucked him high into the sky, allowing himself to be at peace and have a calm conversation with Gobi, who greatly appreciated the gesture.

Arceus yawned while watching this and other scenarios occur as he shook his head, watching this from high in the sky. "This is getting boring. I'm going to see what alternate universe is more interesting right now..." The Pokemon God then turned to a small orb he summoned, getting a look at a different version of Universal Orlando, of which was just Universal Studios Florida in the 1990s before it expanded into the resort that it would be.

Walking towards the New York section of the studio theme park were the Hotel Mario versions of the Mario Brothers, Fat Mario and Gay Luigi, with the CD-I version of Bowser looming over one of the storefronts and laughing as he squinted his eyes.

"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a chance to ride the movies, eh Luigi?" Fat Mario stated as he lead the way.

"I hope she lets us ride on E.T.!" Gay Luigi exclaimed to Fat Mario as they paused in front of Kongfrontation.

"Luigi, look!" Fat Mario exclaimed as he pointed at the posters that had King Kong on them. "Gee, it seems kinda dark..."

"Did ya bring a light?" Gay Luigi asked as they entered the subway themed queue, pushing past all the other tourists.

"...NO." Fat Mario responded as they reached the tram, with the two CD-I characters getting to sit at the very front.

All seemed well as they were about to ride on Kongfrontation, getting a close encounter with King Kong... when Godzilla showed up out of nowhere and blasted the building containing the King Kongfrontation ride, killing everyone inside as he was then tackled by the Rhedosaurus, with the two giant monster dinosaurs battling each other around Universal Studios, destroying the theme park in the process as their rumble caused flames to sprout everywhere.