Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Ten years. It's been exactly ten years since this went up. God do I feel old. (Even more, most of the things in this became true. Now if only Microsoft let Universal have theme park rights to Banjo-Kazooie...)

"No kidding," Dry Bowser scoffed as he was reading through various old maps of Universal Studios Florida, just waiting for the story to get started with as he was getting annoyed at being inserted into the story with no context whatsoever.

"Do you have to be so rude about it?" Charizard commented as he was making a brief cameo, moving various props that were associated with Universal such as the pole with Bruce the shark from Jaws attached to it and parts of the DeLorean from Back To The Future.

"Oh boy, Universal Orlando!" Inspector Gadget stated as he suddenly appeared out of nowhere. "I cannot wait to visit Universal. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Universal? I love riding rides in Universal. Riding rides in Universal is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while going to an amusement park. I understand why all the kids are coming to this theme park these days - it's because they like to ride the movies in Universal Studios! I also like to ride the movies in Universal Studios. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Universal?"

Dry Bowser and Charizard exchanged glances with each other after staring blankly at Inspector Gadget, who was then ran over by various vehicles from the Fast and the Furious because that was a relevant Universal Studios IP.

"Come on! Why isn't this working!?" Silver The Hedgehog exclaimed as he kept on chucking things at the metal T-Rex with his green psychic power as he and the others ran through the Citywalk, heading right towards Universal Studios Florida. "Is there anything that can stop this thing?"

"What's going on over there at camp stupid?" Plankton asked as he and the other guys in his group watched the others approach with the robot T-Rex chasing them.

"Looks like one of dem dinosaur things..." Mr. Krabs remarked as he was sniffing up his money.

"It's a Tyrannosaurus, you see." Dr. Hoshi remarked as he adjusted his glasses, rubbing his chin. "But... isn't that an audio animatronic...?"

"Oh, so it is physical, cool. I thought it was one of those CGI models." Vector butted in as he adjusted his headphones.

"Or it could be those lousy clay model stop motion things." Wario remarked as he began picking his nose.

"Forget what it is, just run!" Rouge exclaimed as she and the others sped past the group, making them spin as they were crushed by the T-Rex.

"That's no way to treat a witch..." Gruntilda moaned alongside the others as she got back up first, tempted to cast a curse on the fleeing characters. "You all flee like a little bitch!"

"Nice language!" Plankton exclaimed as he proceeded to give Grunty a high five. Gruntilda X Plankton is my OTP.

"We're so sorry!" Spongebob exclaimed as he felt bad for accidentally spinning his friends.

"What should you be sorry for? We're running for our lives!" Kazooie exclaimed as she decided to glide away, since she felt her feet were beginning to fail her due to her slowing down on the ground.

Spongebob simply shrugged as the robot T-Rex roared, causing the no name tourists roaming around to flee for their lives as they had no idea of the chaos that was coming to them.

"...I'm probably better off not asking what happened," Squidward muttered as he managed to get himself out from under the pillar that crushed him, with the others nodding their heads in agreement.

Charmy kept on rambling on about random nonsense no one cared about as Dry Bowser and Gobi gave each other annoyed glances, wondering if anything would shut the annoying bee up.

"Does he ever shut up?" Gobi whispered to Dry Bowser, bags appearing under his tired eyes.

"How should I know? I didn't even meet this kid until just now!" Dry Bowser barked back as he was chucked in the air by the energetic Charmy, landing back in his hands as he felt a bit dizzy. "Although... I think I might have... bumped into him at the Olympics..."

"...And that's when Amy pooped her pants, like the brown bricks in Minecraft! It was so funny since she wasn't wearing pants, but her dumb fat dress!" Charmy giggled as he twirled around, chucking Dry Bowser's skull into the air again. "Did I mention that stupid dress is cute, and pretty, and would look good on me? Think of how smart it would be on me instead of on Amy's smelly, stinky, farty big butt! I think it would suit me well in Mineycrafta! Or as the kids like to call it these days, Minecrap! Now when I move the glow around this button-"

Gobi attempted to make his move away, but Charmy wrapped his arms around the camel's neck. Poor Gobi would have to tolerate Charmy's rambling as Dry Bowser's boney head came back down, breaking into various pieces, which was more of an annoyance to him than a problem since he could fix up his bone pieces due to, well, dark magic.

"Someone, anyone, please... spare me this..." Gobi muttered as he was getting real annoyed of Charmy's nonsensical blubbering.

"Come on, I'm a pretty chill guy with a pointy butt! I heard all the kids wanna do lewd things with me... whatever that means!" Charmy exclaimed as he twirled around in the air, getting dizzy as he placed his hands on his head. "Whoa... my head's spinning!"

"That's what happens when you act carelessly." Dry Bowser scoffed as he was in the process of fixing his bones to return to their regular shape.