Within the middle of Universal Studios Japan was Captain Toad farting in his smelly pants, wondering why there was no one around to come see him.
"This is annoying; I came all the way here out to the real world and there isn't a single soul!" Captain Toad complained above his muffled bassy poots filling up his brown stained treasure tracker outfit. "Why is it that I'm always the stinky butt of the joke?"
"That's because no one wants to see you stinking the place up." Woody Woodpecker pointed out with a clothespin on his beak while he was reading through the newspaper on a bunch of barrels near the JAWS ride. "Not to mention the fact that-"
"All right I get it." Captain Toad complained while fanning his flatulent release for he took a look at the great white shark perched on the dock. "I just hope my counterparts are doing better than me..."
"...Man they're really gonna do that to you?" Toad asked a certain dinosaur from everyone's imagination while in the Kidzone of Universal Studios Florida by virtue of being separate from the chaos occurring in the other side of the Orlando theme park.
"Yes. I'm afraid the future won't be coming back to me." Barney the Dinosaur admitted for he amazingly was able to keep a smile on his Tyrannosaurus face in light of the fact that he clearly was not that happy. "I should take into account the present here now and be thankful that my show will have a good long run."
Toad sniffled for a tear came out of his eye, shaking his mushroom capped head. "Man do you have my pity. You wanna get some ice cream to feel better?"
"Oh that would be delightful!" Barney laughed for he and Toad headed to the nearest snack shop to spend some time together. "It'll make the trek in time forward to my extinction slightly less painful and somewhat more bittersweet!"