"Gwaha!" Laughed a more impressive looking Bowser voiced by Jack Black since he was going through the world zapping various iconic places from his floating castle. "I can't believe getting those stars was easier than I thought! What's the next target Kamek?"
"Well your highness..." The esteemed Magikoopa said upon looking at footage of Universal Orlando being torn apart. "...that Florida theme park seems to be ripe but given what's going on I don't think you'll find any amusement in it-"
"Hmm, like hell I do." Bowser laughed upon shaking his head. "It matters not. We can use the excuse to wipe that shitty Disney World off the map!"
"Yes your great burlyness!"