Chapter 26: A Strangely Erotic Escape
Content warning: Lemons/VERY sexual themes, though said moments aren't TOO detailed. Also it may be a bit funny.
WRITER NOTE: Trust me, this will be the weirdest chapter, yet memorable. This and Chapter 11 are kinda the main reasons this fic has an M rating.
Next morning, Sly and Carmelita were really observing ways to maybe finally get out of the cell. Thundercracker was still keeping watch and by that, I mean he's dozing off while laying against the cell door.
Carm: Sly?
Sly: Yeah, babe?
Carm:... You said after we complete the tasks and escape, you and your gang are going to join the Autobots in battle?
Sly: Yeah. I showed you before, but we are all gonna be given these Exo-suits. I showed mine to you briefly last night, but it's gonna help all of the gang fight Decepticons.
Carm: I'm joining you.
Sly: What!? No! Carmelita, I am gonna get you out of here and leave you where before this all happened in that Nevada town! I don't want them to take you again, or even worse, KILL YOU!
Carm: Did you forget that I am an INTERPOL officer!? I've only been trapped for as long as I have because I had no idea who these Deceptinazis were. If you put me back where I was, our relationship won't improve at all!
Sly: You know what, fine. But under two conditions. You stay close to me in the battle at all times and you wear an Exo-suit. Wheeljack can make you one quick.
Carm: (Smirks) Maybe I can keep it afterwards and finally catch you.
Sly: In your dreams, Sexy!
The two think of ways to escape a bit longer.
Sly: Okay. I have an idea…I think it may work…but you're not gonna like it and I mean REALLY not gonna like it and I mean REALLY REALLY not gonna like it…. and I mean REALLY REALLY REALLY not gonna like it….
Carm: Just lay it on me.
Sly whispers his idea in her ear. She then slaps him in disgust.
Carm: Saca tu mente de la puta alcantarilla, Cooper! You really want US to…. In front of THEM!
Sly: Do you have any other ideas? I would say just really and I mean REALLY try to pretend they aren't there.
She thinks for a moment. It'll be embarrassing, but what else can they do?
Carm: (sighs) You tell ANYONE about this and I'll ask Interpol if i can swap my shock pistol for an actual firearm!
Sly: Y'know, he's a part of the plan.
Carm: (Groans and then snaps) YOU TELL HIM!
Sly: (To Starscream) Hey, Screamer. Listen, we will never be friends, we will never be allies, but have an idea that will get the three of us out of here. If you cooperate, that would be appreciated.
Starscream:...I'm listening…..
Carm: You shouldn't!
Sly tells the plan to 'Scream and the plan is soon put into "action".
Thundercracker is in stasis when he wakes up hearing very suggestive moaning. Keep in mind that he is not dumb per say, but a bit simple minded.
Starscream: Hey! Hey, Thundercracker! Look at this!
Thundercracker: What is i- (turns around) Oh my Primus!
In the cell, Sly and Carmelita are half-naked…..yeah I'm not sugarcoating it, they're having sex.
Starscream: The two organics were so bored that they decided to initiate their unique mating ritual.
Thundercracker: Fascinating!
The complicated lovers are really going at it, but it's hard for Carm not to focus.
Carm: (Whispers while breathing heavily) I will kill you for this!
Sly: (Breathes heavily) C'mon, you never mean what you say about me. (Breathes) If you want me to whisper to you sexily the way you like, it might keep you more focused.
Carm: (Groans)
Sly: (Breathes) Alright if you want to be the dominant, I'm fine with that.
Thundercracker: What's happening? Are they like Mantis where the female decimates the male by devouring its head?
Starscream: No. From my observations, the male has microorganisms in him called "Speargons" contained in his driller groin and from this process, they transfer into the female through her crotch opening in order to get to her organ referred to as an "Egononus" and after seven months-
Sly: (Interrupts) Nine.
Carm: (Groans loudly)
Starscream: Nine months, the female grows a small organic within her abdomen and then she vomits it out.
Thundercracker: I am very intrigued right now.
Sly can't help but chuckle from 'Scream's messed up reproduction description, but Carmelita feels the most embarrassed she has in her entire life. Despite this, they keep going at it until they…finish.
Thundercracker: What happened?
Starscream: The process is now complete.
Thundercracker: Can they do it again?
Carm: NO! WE WILL NOT!
Sly: Yeah! If you let us out for just a minute.
Thundercracker: Done.
Thundercracker opens the cell and pulls the two out. He pushes them together like a kid mashing toys together.
Thundercracker: If you two keep doing it over and over, does that mean you vomit the baby out quicker, fox?
Starscream: Hey, Thundercracker?
He looks up to see Starcream out of the cell, who punches him hard in the face, knocking him out. Sly and Carm are freed and put on their clothes and run one way while Starscream runs the other. Luckily no one else is in the room to have witnessed the event.
Sly: Hey Starscream!
The Seeker turns to look at Cooper.
Sly: Thanks.
Starscream just gives him a slight nod and heads off. Carmelita would maybe thank him if it weren't for what just occurred. She gives Sly an extremely vicious look as he puts on his Exo-suit. They then hear loud footsteps from afar and run.
Megatron: Wha-What!? They've ESCAPED!? The fox, the Cooper, STTAAARRRSCCRREEEAAAAMMMMM!