If your that cunt who is getting on my back for my ''punctuation and capitalisation" suck my fat veiny dick

A week had passed since I started my period for the first time in forever, it was pretty short lasting since it's been a while, now I was ovulating, possibly one of the worst weeks of the month for me, yeah my confidence skyrockets but I feel a lot...friskier???? I shudder at the word 'horny' despite its simplicity and accuracy to how I felt, but I didn't have any sort of release for that urge, it was times like these were I'm most thankful Edward can't read my mind, he couldn't see the things I day dreamed about...

I'd just finished up the laundry, it had not long ago started to shift into dark skies, so as my regular routine I took a nice shower, blew my hair pin straight then added some cute curls and flicks in the thick layers, no harm in feeling good about myself, it's such a rare time for me so I guess that's the silver lining peeking through a week of sexual frustration.

I put on the CUTEST Pajamas ever, courtesy of Alice of course, listen okay I'm not one for cute frilly Pajamas and styling my hair but damn I looked good, then I'd wake up and look bad again..oh well let's cherish the moment while it lasts!!

I walked..no,strutted into my warm,cozy room , the bathroom had not been used by me for longer than five minutes. I practically jumped into my room as my got even more exited to look at myself in my full body mirror, hey I always feel like shit about myself let me be self absorbed for five minutes please?!?

I pressed the button on my CD player, I knew exactly what the rare occasion of self love called for..don't laugh...blame it on the boogie by the Jackson's, they are kind of my guilty pleasure, I couldn't let Edward know that he'd never let me live it down, besides he was away hunting and Charlie's completely non the wiser to what I get up to in my room so what the hell.

I stared at the mirror, I probably could have liked what I saw a teeny bit more but this was the best I was gonna get for a while now so I'll soak it all up. As the music played on and on I was singing along with a striking passion, I swear I used my hairbrush as a makeshift microphone, i then found myself dancing, something I'd literally never even tried before, that fact showed itself very obviously in my moves, uncoordinated, injury inducing, I didn't care that I fell, dance through the pain.At this point in the song I was pulling the most random horrific moves, but it felt good I can see why people do this so much.

EPOV

I climbed up to the opening in Bella's window which she always left a crack open just for me, before I even managed an arm in I saw Bella dancing...wait BELLA? DANCING? This I simply HAVE to see, she carried on with no interference from me or her surroundings, I want this moment engraved in the walls of my brain, she also looked absolutely stunning, she'd put in some effort that I'd never seen her care for before, I liked that about Bella, she wasn't too into her looks as it was a nice contrast from Rosalie's narcissistic inner monologue, but this Bella, this Bella I liked very much.

okay I'll admit I do not entirely hate Micheal Jackson, I have to, I'm itching to get up and join her, 'no let her enjoy the moment she's enjoying herself for once!!'shut up inner conscience, I wanna dance.

BPOV

the second half of the song came around and I was tired but determined to make it to the end, get some exercise in. I had just near finished a BRUTAL body roll (nailed it by the way) then I heard some very unserious singing from behind me, just ending the verse 'I just can't I just can't I just can't control my feet' when I turned around , Edward, no,not just Edward. Edward was fucking moon walking

"oh hey Bella didn't see u there" as he jumped into a twirl with enthusiastic jazz hands with too big a smile, gay bastard...

"YOU WERE WATCHING ME??!"

"Not intentionally!?!?! I just saw u go and I just couldn't stop you, you were very into it, impressive body roll and that's coming from me"

"oh my god I'm gonna pee myself"and I very nearly did, I buried my face in my pillow and kicked my feet

"oh Bella come on u were great up there! And u look great too"

"don't tease me with flattery no matter how good I look you won't do anything about it, although that was one good moon walk MJ is turning in his grave"

" I'm not teasing, even if I weren't what I am I'd of eaten you right up there and then.Had I not wanted you to carry on so desperately"

"oh yeah right!"

"Bella I know you wouldn't usually be so mad over this, what's wrong?"

"it's nothing" I sniffled

"come on Bella, you can talk to me"

"okay just promise not to judge me okay I already feel disgusting admitting it to myself"

"I could never find you disgusting, please do tell me"

"okay..um..so I don't exactly know how to say this correctly"

"I think you should just rip it off like a bandaid"

"okay.. in my preferred words, not long after my period ends I get very uh...frisky?...anddd in more suiting, realistic words,I turn into a huge hornball and get very..uh.. sexually frustrated??"

oh my god I can see it on his face, he thinks I'm disgusting, I'd finally mustered up the confidence for him to see me naked and now it's all gone to waste! Wait he's talking..

"Bella, I understand that, BELEIVE me I do. I've felt that way for nearly a century, but I understand your feelings may be more intense as you are still human, but do not feel alone in this, human or not I am still a man."

he seemed to struggle with that last part,what was he alluding to?...oh

"so you? You know?"

"yes" he looked down in shame

"hey, come on if we both feel the same way there's no point in us both being embarrassed, I personally don't do that bu-"

"you don't?!?" He near shouted

"uh no??? I never figured it out"

"never even tried?"

"nope... not once" it was then it suddenly sparked an idea in my brain I wish we'd thought if before..

"you know..Edward, if we both feel this way there is something we could do about it"

"no! Bella we've had this discussion before!"

"not that!!! There is, other things"

"oh..." he paused to look for reasons to not pursue my suggestion "no I couldn't have you do that it'd be so selfish"

"it could be a mutual thing?"

"Bella no, your still very weak from your sort of recovery, before I even give it another thought I'd need you healthy"

"oh my god this is torture, ATLEAST you can do something about it!"

"I know Bella I'm sorry, it really is for your own good but I am definitely not saying no, just not tonight"

"fine, that's seems fair enough"

"okay, now come here"

He stood up and began swaying to the music now replaying, again with the moon walking, I'd never seen him so unserious

"ugh finee" I groaned with slight excitement in my face

It was a nice break from the constant tense situations we were in, now, we were just being kids together. I liked that

"be honest with me now, did u ever go to discos in the seventies"

His face froze with embarrassment.

"OH MY GOD U TOTALLY DID???!?"

"no..."

"don't lie to me I know u did"

I had to lean in to hear his next words, he spoke at an impossible volume for human ears "they calmeeluheleuhhwarhh" he'd said the words, that's just how they sounded to me.

"they called me electric ed." He buried his face in his hands with shame

"YOUR KIDDING"

"I wish I was, BELEIVE me."

"Oh come on you little disco diva"

"DONT CALL ME THAT"

"electric ed."

"I'm gonna eat u."

"oooh I'm so scared, come kill me you funky fevered diva"

He then lunged at me and pretended to bite my neck and slammed me down on my bed, laying horizontally on top of me so I was locked in, "okay okay you win your super super scary, can you let me breathe now?"

"no"

"fine,have it your way, electric ed..." I whispered the last, ridiculous name

"why you little-"

"shh I'm asleep" I hushed as I fake snored until those turned into very real snores