Skins's Sex Stories


Chapter 1: Effy Stonem and James Cook Sex

It is at Roundview College Effy, Cook, Freddie, Kelsey, Katie, Emily, JJ, Noami, and the students in Kieran's classmates and Pandora not at the classmates.

"Right. Um... Now we've gotta... Christ. fսck it. Okay. fuck, fuck, fuck." He might be his new favorite teacher. "Um... Okay. Whatever... We've gotta stand up, say our names and a unique fact about ourselves." Kieran said, their tutor started. "Right. I'll start. Christ. I'm Kieran and I hate being a fucking teacher." He is definitely his favorite teacher. "You."

JJ stood up.

"Um... I'm JJ and with regard to mathematic aptitude I'm in the top 0.3% of the population which is an interesting demographic statistic because paradoxically my communication, interpersonal and intuitive skills are towards the lower quartiles." JJ said that Kelsey recognised from earlier on, and spoke.

"Yeah. You've stopped me in my fucking tracks there, yeah. You." Kieran pointed at Katie.

Katie stood up.

"I'm Katie. I've never not had a boyfriend since I was seven." Katie said.

"Congratulations. You." Kieran pointed at Emily.

Emily stood up.

"I'm Emily. I've never had a boyfriend." Emily said.

"Shit happens. You." Kieran pointed at Naomi.

Naomi stood up.

"I'm Naomi. I hate injustice. People tell lies about me." Naomi said.

Kelsey really fucking wonder who. After Naomi stopped talking Sandi didn't really listen, just watched how Naomi and Emily again were staring at each other. Can Kelsey sense some love here?

"You at the back." Kieran pointed at the boy.

"I'm Kumir. I'm gay." Kumir said.

"Yup. Good. You." Kieran pointed at the other boy.

"I'm Max, and both my parents are artists." Max said.

"Great. I'm very very happy for you. What about you? With the bling." Kieran called on a few more people before pointing at Effy.

Effy stood up.

"I'm Effy and I think my mom is having an affair." Effy told the class while her best friend rolled her eyes.

"Good one. Show enterprise." Kieran said.

Effy sits down on the chair. Cook looks at Effy and smiles.

"Now you, with the attitude?" Kieran pointed at Sandi, who stood up and crossed her arms over her chest.

Kelsey stood up on the chair.

"I'm Kelsey and I'm pretty sure that my family and everyone in this room put together." Kelsey smiled.

"Whatever." Kieran said.

Kelsey cockily before sitting down and doesn't exactly know what else to say because she certainly wasn't about to say that she was sure that her parents and brother were trying to get her to marry an older rich guy or something boring. Effy nods at Kelsey. Freddie looks at Kelsey.

"What about you, big man?" Kieran asked Freddie.

Freddie stood up.

"I'm Freddie. I met a girl I like today. She's like... Beautiful. That's it." Freddie said, one more guy getting in Kelsey's trap. "And I think she doesn't like to abuse teachers." Making Effy let out a loud laugh which she quickly covered with a cough. "That's it."

"That's it? That's your unique fact? That's just great. Fascinating, Freddie, thank you for that. What about you?" Kieran asked.

"I'm Katie and I had Frosties for breakfast." Katie said.

"Frosties, that's product placement in my opinion. You there at the back beside the wee gay man?" Kieran asked.

"My name's Nathan and seven members of my immediate family have been on Crimewatch." Nathan said.

"Brilliant, what a year this is gonna be." Kieran said.

"You're beautiful from Freddie, huh?" Effy asked.

"Yeah." Kelsey said.

Effy and Kelsey looked down at the piece of paper to do: Smoking. Alcohol. Drugs. Arson. Porn. Teacher abuse. Sex in School. And Glue. Smoking. Alcohol. Arson. Porn. Teacher abuse and Glue were finished and the two of Drugs and Sex in School. Effy focussed on the paper in front of her knowing that if she looked at Kelsey, she would start laughing. Scanning over the paper, Effy decided to look at the boys, Cook sat sniffing a pritt stick, looked over at her with a strange look and a strange smile and before sending Effy a terrifying smile.

"Kieran?" Effy raised her hand quickly.

"Yes." Kieran said.

"I'm feeling rather shit. I think I need to go to the nurse's office." Effy said, while dropping her hand to her stomach.

"Oh yeah? Okay. Go on then." Kieran said.

Effy off, she quickly sent Cook a smirk before making her way out of the class and down to the nurse's office. Meanwhile, Kelsey folded up the piece of paper and nodded at Cook.

"Right. Where were we? Oh, stuff it. Let's just watch a DVD about... Oh, Christ. "How To Be Inclusive". Holy Mother of divine shite, who makes up this shit?" Kieran asked.

"Actually, Kieran, I'm not feeling too well either. My balls are aching. I might have to go and see that nurse." Cook said Kelsey was sure to tell Effy his excuse letter.

"Right! Bugger off then." Kieran said.

"Cheers, Kieran." Cook told their form tutor who just sent him on his way. Kelsey smirked to herself and held the flooded piece of paper behind her nodding at Cook grabbing it as he walked past her.

Kelsey turned to Freddie.

"Do you really think I'm beautiful?" Kelsey asked.

"Don't you think you're beautiful?" Freddie asked.

"You tell me." Kelsey said.

"It's working." Freddie said.

"Yeah." Kelsey said with a smile.

Freddie's smile to Kelsey is beautiful.

"See if she can laser Jordan off them. Okay. Right, how the fսck does this…" Kieran said.

Effy and Cook go out, a couple minutes later everyone starts to turn around to Pandora standing behind the classroom door.

"Pandora." Kelsey said.

"Hey." Pandora said walking in. "Can I be in this class? I don't like mine."

"Why not? Make up the numbers. You doing some A levels?" Kieran asked, still trying to put it on DVD.

"One, please. Philosophy." Pandora said.

"Okay, sit down. When you've worked out the point of living, come and fucking tell me." Kieran said.

"Whizzer!" Pandora said, as she looked at Kelsey and looked around at Effy's gone. "Kelsey, where's Effy?"

"She is at the nurse's office, Pandora." Kelsey said, as he turned to Pandora.


Cook enters into the nurse's office, Effy is standing in the room leaning on a table, she smirks to herself and tilts her head from her joint out as spoken. She had switched the label to occupied and was sat on the desk.

"They don't have a nurse." Effy tilted her head from her joint out as spoke.

"I just gotta get drug." Cook showed her the piece of paper, kicking the door shut behind him. "And sex."

Effy smiled and grabbed drugs to smoke.

Cook was surprised and smiled. Cook gets a closed door in the nurse's office, Effy gets drugs with Cook, Effy was smoking and blowing the smoke into Cook's face before passing him the drug and blowing.

Effy letting it drop on the floor to smoke. Cook smiled. Very soon they start kissing and undressing. Cook puts Effy on the table and lies over her. Effy taking a puff of her spliff before standing up and pulling Cook closer to her by his belt loop. She then looked down at his lips. He took a hit before letting it drop on the floor, stomping on it as he stepped towards Effy.

She met him in the middle, their lips connecting for the first time. Effy broke away from him for a second to pull his jumper off, Cook pulling her mini-gray dress over her head leaving her in just wearing a black bra, blue panties, and purple fishnet stockings. Effy's mini-gray dress was dropped, Cook's underwear and pants, Effy's lingerie and underwear, Effy and Cook kissed, the two couples had sex in school. Sеxual internet with the two students. The two barely left each other alone for a second, in a constant frame of making out with one another.

Cook pushed everything off the desk and practically threw Effy onto the cold surface, him climbing on top of her while trailing rough kisses down her neck and chest. Effy had one hand in his hair while the other dripped onto the desk, both of them feverously grinding against each other for any type of friction.

Effy let out a quiet whimper and that seemed to flick the switch for Cook, he pulled his trousers and boxers down and then pulled off Effy's underwear, tossing it to the ground. Despite being in a place where someone could easily walk in and see them, the two fucked each other.

Effy raised her hips to meet his on every one of his thrusts, her head thrown back in pleasure and he nipped at the skin on her neck. Cook let out grunts and groans every time she tugged at his hair on gripped on his back.

Their bodies reacting perfectly with each other, like they already knew exactly what to do and say to make the other feel nothing less than satisfied.

However, all good things must come to an end and as they were coming down from their highs, a very loud scream made them jump out of their skin before falling into a fit of laughter as they pulled their clothes back on.

One thing was for certain, that definitely wouldn't be the last time they would be shagging.