HALLO everyone sorry I've disappeared again however got an anonymous commission and decided I would accept.
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Everyone had gotten the transmission. Batman and the League were calling.
The team known as Young justice, had been working hard and saving lives. From their point of view they had been successfully completing missions for almost 2 years at this point and they could only dream of a time when they could be called up to join the great Justice League.
All 8 of the members walking together towards the meeting room, it had been some time since the league had last contacted them directly and as such the excitement was almost palpable. For at least most people.
One individual hung closer to the back of the small group of 8, his uniform consisted of a white form fitting tunic on which the collar seemed to rise to just below his chin. A single pauldron covered his right shoulder and the straps were decorated with three red roses. On the back of his uniform sat a well known logo.
A golden ship traversing a calm blue sea with the head and wings of a great golden Eagle. Three stars sat above the shield and the words Pride in battle laid across its lower half.
Not many in the Justice League knew what the symbol meant, but for Naruto it was life. As he walked he fixed his pauldron. He had a feeling this meeting wouldn't be too productive, he could overhear the others in the group. Mainly Kid Flash and M'gann wondering if this was their invitation to the league.
It wasn't. Naruto felt like he knew the real reason behind the summons. "It probably has something to do with that Mission to Paris. We kinda did blow up the Arc de Triomphe and almost killed the French President. And oh yeah that moron Kid Flash caused the Eiffel Tower to almost collapse. I mean they deserved it because they're French but still. Not a good look."
After a couple of moments of continuous walking they arrived, each one of the members took a seat at a long meeting table. At the other end of the table the dark knight himself stood, shrouded in darkness. Next to him sat in one of the seats was the ever beautiful Canary, her blue eyes watching each and every member as they took their seats.
Their faces were grim. Well at least Canary's was. Batman was always grim.
"I am extremely disappointed. Not only did you cause an international incident by destroying a French Cultural site, you also didn't seem to care about the amount of money and apologies we had to fork out. That is unbecoming of future league members." He paused for a moment, the whites of his suit eyes narrowed as anger lashed across his face.
"3 billion dollars. And 265 people in various conditions of care across hospitals in france. You all lack mindfulness and an awareness that should've come with maturity. And for this reason, the league has decided to suspend the team."
There was a small silence, which was then shattered by shouts of disbelief. Naruto stayed quiet as Batman let the younger team members vent for only a moment.
"Quiet." he snarled, his voice no louder than before but it still seemed to flatten any resistance the YJ team had.
"While the team is in suspension we will not be funding you. You all have to get jobs outside and build your alter egos." As Batman finished, Canary began to speak.
"Think of this as blending training, you've all got to learn how to blend in with normal people. It will help you all as well as teach you something about them."
There was a grumble and a Superboy was the first to speak out. "None of us have experience with getting normal jobs, all we've lived for is fighting crime and becoming league members. How do you expect us to get jobs?"
Canary raised a delicate eyebrow. "There's this magical app. Its name is indeed. That's how you get a job."
Naruto snickered at that, gaining a slight glower from the half kryptonian. He looked around the room slowly measuring up how in his eyes everyone would do being normal for a couple weeks. He first looked at the only martian on the team, M'gann was naive but good looking; she'd be able to get a job in most places, and if worse came to pass she'd make bags in hooters.
Then he looked at the bird, he knew Robin was a smart mouth. Not many bosses liked smart or quick mouths so he'd have to watch himself especially if he got too big headed for his own good. His eyes quickly moved over Kid Flash and Superboy.
Those two wouldn't stand a chance, superboy was mentally still 4 years old and Kid Flash was a basic retard. He'd either get scammed or shoved into a call centre where he belonged. He looked to the second female on the team, Artemis. She'd do pretty well but if her notorious temper got ahead of her she wouldn't last long. It was almost as if she felt his eyes upon her as after only a couple seconds she turned and locked eyes with him.
Her brown eyes narrowed as she did so. Naruto ignored her and looked at the Aqualad. He would probably be the most stable out of the remaining members and he could always return to Atlantis if the going got too tough.
He was brought out of his thoughts by a low buzzing noise, he checked his watch. Kick-off was starting in 15 minutes.
After a couple moments more of grumbling and disagreement, Batman and Canary bid their goodbyes. Well Canary did, Batman simply sunk into the shadows as if he had never been there in the first place. Even so nothing had changed and they were now forced to look for jobs.
Kid Flash had taken out his phone and Superboy was looking over his shoulder. It seemed they were trying to work out how indeed worked.
They definitely had no hope.
Naruto stood silently from the table and moved to the living room of the justice cave. He had 5 minutes to get to the 100 inch TV that had been gifted to them by the Mayor of London. Apparently destroying sections of France even accidentally came with some perks. He quickly sat down in one of the large sofas facing the screen and switched it on.
Manchester city vs Manchester united. Rivals, thankfully it had just started. He watched in anticipation as the ball was kicked off.
With Artemis.
To say Artemis was annoyed would be an understatement. She already had indeed on her phone from before she had become a hero, but she didn't think she'd have to fire up her CV again. It was just too embarrassing. It seemed the entire team had taken it somewhat poorly.
Except Naruto, codenamed Yhwach. Her slightly older but incredibly annoying peer had taken the news without any trouble. So when he had abruptly left without meeting anyones eyes and moved to the living room Artemis followed, at first she thought he just wanted to be alone but then from behind a pillar she watched as he turned on the TV and sat comfortably.
Watching a soccer match of all things. This couldn't be real. He seriously couldn't be so nonchalant, his sheer arrogance in the fact that he was unworried infuriated her.
She stormed up and stood purposefully in front of him, she could hear the presenters behind her getting louder as some player got a breakaway.
She didn't care. Nor did she care when he tried to crane his neck around her.
"Why are you blocking the TV, can't you see i'm in the middle of something." this only seemed to incense her further.
"How are you so calm? We've practically ruined our chances at getting into the big leagues. If anything now we won't ever be able to join the justice society." Her voice took on a new pitch as her irritation made itself known.
Naruto looked up at her, his eyes cold and to the point . "If you ever thought we were close to joining the league you need to give your head a wobble." he paused a moment as Manchester City went on the offensive. Artemis's eyebrow twitched, she had half a mind to simply switch off the TV and confront him further.
He began talking again after they lost the offensive play, "Say we hadn't messed up the Paris job. We would have still been years away from joining the official league. They are the heavy hitters and the big kahunas. Were little fish compared to them. Now if you don't mind, I'm trying to watch the match."
There was silence between them for a couple moments, she'd moved to a seat beside him and the low sounds of the football was the only sound between them. By this point the rest of the team had drifted into the combined living room and kitchen. Another question appeared in Artemis's head.
"Have you even figured out…" she was interrupted mid sentence by a loud shout of "GOALLLLLLLL!!!!"
The fans in blue on the screen went wild, hopping and dancing. Naruto himself had leapt to his shouting expletives. "THANK YOU HAALAND YOU NORTHERN FAT FOREHEADED BASTARD. LETS GOOOO."
His shouting drew dirty looks from some members of the team whilst others simply ignored him. Artemis starred in annoyance before repeating her question.
"Have you even figured out what job you're going to find?" She asked her patience wearing as thin as the Manchester united defence.
"Nah" he responded nonchalantly, "I'm just gonna chill and watch the Champions league, who knows we might beat Newcastle and win the treble."
Superboy looked at him in disgust. Finally speaking up, "You act as if you're not a member of this team. You're not playing your part."
Naruto didn't even deign him with a glance. "I am a member of the team. I paid almost 200 dollars for the 2024 jersey. They love my contributions." he opened his tunic as he spoke revealing the light blue jersey beneath.
Superboy turned away in annoyance alongside Kid Flash both continued to try to write up CVs using Indeed. Artemis turned back to address the Man City super fan.
"Who cares about Soccer or a treble? We have no cash. We're lucky we even still have this place."
Naruto flashed his head in her direction, his eyes serious."We have to save football. We cannot in the slightest circumstances let Liverpool win. That would be the end of the Champions League as we know it. Damned scouse bastards."
Artemis rolled her eyes and M'gann floated over, there were about three laptops in her telekinetic grip. She sat herself down just beside artemis floating a laptop to both the blonde next to her and the other blonde engrossed in the football match.
"Naruto. Friend. There are some jobs here that I think you could do, some of them I've already applied for so perhaps you could too." M'gann was sincere with what she said. Naruto couldn't say no to her.
Thankfully the match soon enough went on half time so he began to flick through the jobs. It was safe to say. He was not impressed.
"Janitor. No. Hairdresser? Fuck no baby. Ughhhhh a uber driver? I don't think any of us own cars?" he closed the laptop and sighed. "Thanks M'gann but none of these suit me. But I'll be fine, don't worry." M'gann looked at him with some concern but she let it go.
Artemis simply scoffed in annoyance.
While Naruto turned his eyes back to the match.
It was going to be a long couple of weeks.
One week later
Another week had gone by fast. And most of the members of the former team had been job hunting. From what Naruto knew all of the members bar M'gann and Aqualad had been to at least 12 job interviews across the state.
But he wasn't bothered particularly, Naruto knew that he could find a job relatively quickly so he continued to live his life, watching football matches whenever they came up and making fun of Artemis and the rest of the team whenever possible. However now that it was the end of the week he had decided to go out with some of his boys from the Teen Titans west
They had gone out clubbing but unfortunately for the first time in a long time he hadn't been able to pull any bitches. Naruto had walked home with his head held low and Beastboy (one of the titans East) had made fun of the blonde. While the others had tried their best to console him.
Naruto sat at the counter in his kitchen, an opened bottle of rum sat to his left as he knocked back 3 shots one after the other. relishing the taste of the rum he prepared himself for bed, quickly showering and stripping down to his boxers
He laid down on his bed, tossing and turning at the folly of his horrific game he had spit over the night. After half an hour of simply spinning in bed, he'd had enough, Naruto grabbed his phone and some tissues from the side table to his left. He hadn't done this in a while but he would not use lotion.
He would rawdog it.
He flipped through different porn sites knowing that his specific ones would be the best for this moment. He had a number booked marked so he wouldn't be flicking through porn pages for half an hour like he had done a couple weeks beforehand.
Then he found the one video he knew would do him best. He went to work.
He beat his meat to completion.
Naruto allowed himself to relax, slowly cleaning up and ensuring that there was no evidence of his previous activities. Then his phone buzzed. He looked down from where he had thrown it and it seemed a notification from the app formerly known as twitter and now known as X.
Naruto picked up the mobile and began to look through the notifications, his eyes scanning across the different tweets.
"Bad takes on rdr2? Dumbass. Guy cant beat Elden Ring asks for them to lower the difficulty? What a nonce." he continued to doomscroll till he saw something interesting.
"Oh? They're looking for someone to Co Star with them in a film." he said to himself softly. He remembered that Batman had not said specifically what jobs they should get, plus this opportunity would allow him to watch the Man city fixtures without having to worry about any annoying commutes.
That had made up Naruto's mind, he sent a DM to the person in question, his curiosity getting the better of him. His mouth opened wide as a loud yawn left him, he rubbed his eyes and pulled his light blue bed sheets over himself slowly settling in to sleep.
He reserved that he would ask about the jobs tomorrow and see what he was limited too.
The next morning.
Naruto slowly walked from the zeta tube, a large bottle of Coconut water in one hand and he was dressed casually in a grey nike tracksuit with a familiar symbol on the breast. He was typing away on his phone with his other hand, DM's had been coming in since last night and he was practically struggling to respond to them all.
But he was looking for Canary. She would have the answers to all his questions. He looked up from his phone and noticed one thing about the old team headquarters.
It was almost uncharacteristically silent. It seemed everyone else had managed to get jobs. That didn't concern Naruto too much however, he had his plans.
After wandering around the headquarters he heard Canary before he found her. The older woman was borderline screeching into her phone.
It seemed not everything was happy in paradise.
Naruto slowly walked up. And stood somewhat awkwardly for a couple moments waiting for a break in the conversation so he could ask his questions. He sipped his juice as he waited and Canary continued to harshly whisper and at points even shout.
This continued for about a minute and a half. The longest 90 seconds of Naruto's life, before Canary finally spotted the other blonde.
"Oliver Hang on. Naruto, what do you want? I'm a bit busy here." her annoyance was clear.
"Are there any limitations on the jobs we can take?" Naruto asked quickly, he'd rather not get blasted by the Irate woman for asking a dumb question.
Her eyes snapped over to him and narrowed slightly. "As long as it's not illegal. No drugs and no betting."
Naruto raised his hands defensively. "I don't bet unless I know man city is going to win. Saying that i've got 100 on them to smash Newcastle 5:0." Canary had stopped listening already and was already back to whispering angrily into the phone.
Naruto slowly backed away akin to Manchester United backing away from winning a meaningful trophy. He didn't want to risk Canary's anger when he had already received the answer he needed. As he walked back he began to reply to the Dms he had gotten. Some of his Co-stars seemed incredibly happy to work with him.
He was going to enjoy this.
Two weeks later
Canary looked over the table as the members of the former Young justice slowly piled into the meeting room. They were all tired and haggard and overall they didn't seem to look very happy, but such was life.
Canary wrinkled her nose slightly. "What's that smell?" she asked, her eyes almost watering with the smell of old oil and horribly fried chicken with a small hint of BO.
Kid Flash slowly raised his hand, he definitely looked worse for wear and the red polo shirt he wore was covered in stains and crumbs.
"Sorry Canary, my workplace isn't the most clean, unfortunately."
Before Canary could respond two things happened. One there was a light snoring sound coming from the local half kryptonian he seemed to also still be in his bright green amazon HI-VIS alongside the gloves which he still wore.
That and the door opened revealing the final member of the former Young Justice team.
Naruto walked in wearing a dark blue and white tracksuit, a familiar symbol stayed on his breast. He took a seat at the end of the table, his slight lateness was overlooked for now.
Naruto's eyes moved to where Artemis was sitting and he almost broke into a long laugh, she was wearing a Burger King uniform which seemed to be 2 sizes too big and she still had the hair net on from her work her right eye seemed to be twitching slightly as she sat waiting to be dismissed. He looked across the room and everyone seemed somewhat upset and tired outside of Kaldor and M'gann.
These two in particular looked pretty fulfilled with themselves.
Although M'gann seemed to have changed slightly, Naruto couldn't put his finger on the change.
Canary seemed to be asking the team what jobs they'd managed to get and from Naruto could tell most of them were dead end jobs. Although he couldn't help but laugh into his hand when Wally mentioned that he worked in Morleys.
He knew that fast food place well, they'd given him and some of his boys food poisoning the last time they had visited. So he didn't have many fond memories of the place. Finally after a couple moments Canary finally circled around to him.
"Naruto" she started, "What job have you gotten, seeing as you aren't in any sort of uniform it must be good?"
Naruto thought about his answer, he knew he couldn't exactly blurt out what he did as that would most likely cause an incident between him and the feminists on the team.
"I edit videos for a smallish company," he answered slowly.
Everyone slowly looked around to him. "You can edit videos?" Wally asked, an eyebrow raised.
"I took Video editing classes in high school dickhead." Naruto responded quickly, Wally glared at him as Naruto ignored the speedster.
"What Company is it and do you have any videos to hand?" Canary asked inquisitively. Out of everyone there she was surprised that Naruto had managed to get such a good job. He was usually so much of a slacker than she would have expected him to flake out and simply give up.
Naruto's eyes flicked down to his phone as he answered, "You wouldn't know it and the only video I've currently got is one where I added a purple mask and a turtle shell to Mbappe. Trust me you wouldn't get it." Naruto spun his phone around and showed the group the video. Some watched it for a bit, noting how odd the video was.
Superboy was still asleep.
Naruto closed the video player and looked around. "Thoughts?" he asked.
Artemis was the first to respond "You get paid that utter shit?" she asked incredulously. She was utterly surprised that someone would pay for the foolishness she had just witnessed. Naruto nodded brushing off her crass comment on his artwork.
"Yep you'd be surprised how many people want dumb videos like that," he said with some slight venom. His phone buzzed and he checked it, his eyes seeming to turn to dollar signs as he abruptly stood up.
"Is this meeting over because I've got some really important business to take care of" Before Canary could even speak he was off, leaving the room quickly and quietly.
"O….K? Odd but I'm glad he's finally doing something worthwhile, no matter how odd." Artemis continued to stare at where the other blonde had left, contemplation and suspicion filled her eyes.
A few weeks later.
Most of the former Young Justice team were seated around the meeting table once again. At this point, it had been a month since they had been cut off and some of them were starting to settle into the flow of civilian jobs.
Superboy was once again asleep, he wore a beanie that sat askew on his head and the Amazon Hi-Vis that he was meant to give back at the end of the day was wedged comfortably between his neck and the top of the chair, he snored quietly as everyone else took their seats.
Wally sat down beside the Kryptonian and looked over at him, "How the hell are they tiring out a Kryptonian? That should be physically impossible." he exclaimed, his surprise totally justifiable.
Artemis, who had just taken a seat in front of the young speedster, snapped at him "The same way you smell exactly like raw chicken and hot BO with incense mixed in. A smell shouldn't be able to punch you but here we are."
It seemed customer service was taking its toll on her mental health.
"Fuck you talking to. Like you're not out here smelling musty yourself." Kid Flashes response threw Artemis through a loop as she sniffed her work shirt. It smelled like old hamburgers and the back of a child's knee.
Before Canary could admonish them and before Artemis could even respond, the door to the meeting room was opened, and in walked Kaldor and M'gann both wearing their work uniforms. Kaldor wore a suit with a dress shirt and a tie which hung loosely around his neck. He looked equally as tired as the rest of them but seemed happier almost.
Then came M'gann. The Martian had done a full makeover changing her skin tone to a more dusky brown akin to that of a well-tanned woman, She kept her red hair and freckles however and her eyes had turned to a green colour complimenting the unusual yet attractive look; however, the main selling point of her new look were the now Cantaloupe sized breasts which sat on her slender frame, they voluptuous and perky and seemed to bounce with every movement.
"I apologise for being late. I had one final sale to make and the buyer was being somewhat difficult," he said as he walked in and took a seat.
M'gann followed suit, the hooter's shorts riding up slightly as she moved past Wally to take her seat. "There were a lot of customers and they all seemed to want to give me tips sorry guys."
Wally coughed loudly as her words sunk in. Artemis had to give the Martian a double take, her eyes immediately being drawn to the giant wobbly pillows that sat on her chest. Artemis's own breasts were by no means small but M'ganns put hers to shame.
Canary coughed into her hand "That's alright you two things happen, we've only got one more member that we are waiting for and then we can start the check-up meeting." Most of the group tried to ignore the snores of Superboy and the slow whispers of Wally.
They only had to wait another couple of moments as the door opened again, Naruto strode in wearing something different. Unlike his peers who all wore their uniforms and some of whom stunk somewhat; Naruto was freshly dressed, he wore a new Manchester City training tracksuit overwhich sat a black Canada goose jacket.
That was the first thing Wally noticed, the second, which Kaldor noticed as well were the new trainers that he wore. They were grey and white Jordans with light blue soles.
They were Dior 1s.
Wally's jaw practically hit the ground and Kaldor's eyes bulged a little as they realised just how much those trainers cost.
There was no way anyone working Part time could afford something like that. Before they could investigate and question him however, Canary started off the meeting.
"So it's been a full month now, and I'd like to hear updates. Starting with yours Artemis, how has your job been treating you lately?" she asked as the younger blonde furrowed her eyebrows in annoyance.
"The customers treat us like shit and are always making lewd comments one said and I quote When me fuck pussy, pussy turn red. Like how can you be so disgusting?"
"BOMBOCLAAT!" there was silence.
Even Superboy who by this point had finally risen out of his drowsiness slowly turned to look at Naruto.
"I deeply apologise for my outburst." his voice was well-tempered as a signified for Artemis to continue, although he wasn't directly looking at anyone.
Canary stared at him for a moment longer, it was almost like she could hear someone excitedly speaking in spanish…
Oh well.
"I'm proud of your restraint, not many people can say that they were able to resist the urge to hurt someone they didn't like. Good job." Canary then turned to her problem child. "Naruto, how's your work going? You seem to be enjoying it quite a bit?" she asked cooly, her voice betraying nothing but kindness.
She was testing him.
"It's going great actually. I've now moved on to photo editing as well as video editing." his eyes flicked from hers to whatever sat on his lap, she hadn't noticed before but it seemed he had an airpod in too and his eyes seemed to be flicking excitedly.
"Do you have a work schedule? What days and times do you work seeing as you're usually late to these meetings." she inquired, Naruto recognised when someone was trying to manipulate something more than a basic answer.
He looked up at her for a moment, "I usually work… wait, hang on." he stopped speaking and stood up, and that's when she saw what had been seated on his lap, his phone. Then his watch buzzed and he checked it as Canary quirked an eyebrow.
"Gimme 30 seconds the stream is behind. C'mon De Bruyne give us a goal," he muttered the last bit but Canary could still hear it pretty clearly. She slowly walked over to where he was standing and loomed over one of his shoulders.
"You're watching a soccer match during one of our most important meetings?" she was quite incensed with his behaviour.
"GOALLLLLLLLL YES YOU BELGIAN FUCK C'MON DE BRUYNE C'MON HAALAND." his cheers were loud and he practically ran around the entire table. The rest of the team looked at him with some annoyance and confusion.
After a couple of moments of celebration, he settled back into the chair, "They won the FA Cup, I got an invite to go and celebrate with them if they did win." Canary didn't look amused.
"Naruto this is an incredibly important meeting and you're watching soccer? Couldn't it have waited at least another 10 minutes?" her annoyance had grown immeasurably from just being slight.
"Not really… if we wanna be real here there's only three of us here who've actually got decent jobs and are not close to punching our customers. Superboy is getting worked harder than a Chinese child who got scouted by Temu. Kid Flash smells like a dump and Artemis needs therapy." the other members looked abashed but said nothing.
Canary sighed, she knew he was correct but she didn't want to give him that satisfaction. "Back to the previous conversation, what's your work schedule? And what other responsibilities do you have?" she asked, trying to push the conversation on.
"Well I mostly work weekend nights on and off, it really depends on what the client wants me to do," he answered truthfully Wally practically erupted at that. "What the hell? How did you get so lucky?" he asked rhetorically, rolling his eyes as he spoke.
"Simple really, I wasn't desperate." His response practically shattered their confidence.
"What could be worse than this?" Artemis said to herself slowly sinking back into her chair
"Probably working on the 83rd floor and seeing that you connected to a wifi signal named United Airlines Flight 357" Canary and the rest of the team stared at him, their eyes blank, "they were the fastest readers too 82 stories in 10 seconds."
This time Kaldor spoke. "Alright Naruto, I think you should get back to your football match." he weakly grinned as Canary swiftly moved to Connor asking the half Kryptonian how his job was going.
Naruto's apple watch buzzed lightly and he swung the face around to see who had contacted him, looking closely for a couple of moments he turned to Canary who was still trying to rouse a sleepy Connor.
"Hey Canary, I've got a request from a client can I take this job right now or do you still need us?" the older blonde waved him off, allowing him to leave. As he left however he didn't notice the glaring eyes from across the room.
Artemis stared at the unhinged blonde as he left. There was something fishy about his job and she wanted to get to the bottom of it, there was no way a part-time job could be making so much money. She'd buy her time and get him at the next meeting.
Naruto for his part was somewhat unaware of all of this and focused only on his job.
A few weeks later.
Another couple of weeks and another meeting had flown by, this time Naruto had been able to stay through almost the entirety of the meeting. It was boring sure but it was fun to hear about what the other young heroes were up to.
Kaldur had gotten a promotion and seemed to be actually enjoying selling cars. It seemed out of the entire group only Naruto, Kaldur and M'gann were the only ones who seemed to be finding joy in their jobs.
Artemis however hated her job. And she knew that she was practically on her last warning for threatening customers who tried to flirt with her. So here she was seated across from the other blonde who seemed to be playing on a Steam Deck. She couldn't see what game he was playing but from the slight sweating and the annoyed grumbles under his breath, it seemed to be one of the more difficult games.
"What's your angle?" Artemis asked abruptly, her eyes meeting Naruto's as he looked up briefly.
"My angle?" he asked, his eyes moving back to the game, they were the only two in the room so as much as he wanted to ignore the question he couldn't.
"Every meeting we have, you come in a new tracksuit and with new jewellery. Hell, today you've got a new switch deck, a chain and new rings. All things anyone in a part-time job would have to take a loan out to get." Naruto had to give Artemis her props, she was a bloody good detective.
"Fucking Rune bears." he placed the steamdeck on the table and finally met Artemis's eyes. "I'm best friends with one of the greatest football teams in the premier league currently. Most of this stuff is from them because of my PR and videos. Hell, my chain is from Kevin." her eyes narrowed further, she didn't like that answer.
"Don't bullshit me. I get it you're a superfan. But superfans and simple media interns don't make as much money as you're making, they never have. And I don't buy you just being a video and picture editor. So I ask again " What is your angle?" she had almost completely torn apart his excuse in a couple of seconds.
Naruto's chain jingled as he shifted slightly folding his hands together he breathed in deeply and sighed. "Alright, you want the truth?" he asked somewhat rhetorically.
She said nothing but nodded slightly.
"Very well. I film on Onlyfans. I film with different women, we're all tested and checked for STD's but it's good money." Artemis looked at him in disgust, wrinkling her nose.
"You do Porn?" she asked, her voice filled with that same disgust.
"Yes, all I really have to do is dress up in a Walmart version of my costume. Swirl my face so it's covered and then go to town. I enjoy it, they enjoy it. Jobs a job." he shrugged nonchalantly.
"You are disgusting. To think I actually respected you. I can't believe you'd falter to porn to make a living." Naruto shrugged at her words.
"I couldn't care less to be honest. I make bands. Thousands. I'm pretty much in the top 5% currently and it changes nothing about me."
Artemis fumed. She stood up abruptly, throwing her chair back. "My job might be shit but it has a decorum of respect. I don't go around fucking whores like my life depends on it." her clap back was weak and she knew it.
This was evident when Naruto simply picked his Steam Deck back up, restarting the game he was playing. "Whatever helps you sleep at night. But out of the two of us, only one of us isn't stretched thin."
She didn't look at him as she left the room, but she knew he was right.
2 months later.
2 months had practically flown by, yet for many of the team, it had almost crawled. They continued their meetings and nothing seemed to get better. Artemis in particular had been looking to buy a decent car but right now at best, she could barely afford a beat-up first-generation Nissan Bluebird.
Not only that but the taxes were slowly killing her, if this was what life was usually like then she understood why there were so many criminals all the time. If anything the IRS were the true criminals.
But now most of them were all sat once again around the same meeting table as usual. She once again sat in front of Naruto. The other blonde was wearing another different diamond chain and he was once again playing his steam deck. She'd found out that it was Elden Ring that he was playing during the meetings.
The only reason she'd found out was because of his numerous cursing. Something about Radahn being a hack?
The rest of the team continued to discuss with each other how things were going. Canary hadn't been present this time due to a league-wide emergency but she had made herself clear. Stay and discuss, no hero work. So here they were simply chatting with each other.
"I don't think I can last much longer honestly." Artemis started, her voice shaky at first but she continued, "Taxes are killing me and I've got to look for a new job ASAP." M'gann looked at her with concern.
"What happened?" she asked, her hand slowly moving to cover that of Artemis's in concern. Her massive watermelons swayed even with that slight movement.
"I…. Punched a customer today. He grabbed my ass and I punched him." everyone was quiet as she spoke. "There's no evidence of him grabbing me, the only footage there's only footage of me breaking his nose. If he sues I'm done for." there were some sniffles.
Everyone looked sad for her, apart from the only other blonde at the table. Naruto tried his best to look sad but the image of the usually composed blonde blowing up and absolutely doming a guy was hard to get out of his head.
"If you need any financial help Artemis?" Kaldur started, he was always one to try to help.
"I can't Kaldor. I can't take money from you. As tough as it gets I've got to try to figure this out" Kaldur nodded understandably before checking his watch.
"I've got to go now. But if you need anything let me know." he stood and quickly put on his blazer, leaving the room after but a moment. M'gann followed him after giving the female blonde a hug. Wally and Connor hadn't even appeared, their jobs had piled so much work on them that they had barely even managed to get sleep in much less attend meetings regularly.
So here she sat. again, only a couple of feet from the other blonde who for some reason hadn't moved from his spot.
"How much?" she all but whispered. He didn't respond for a moment. His concentration solely focused on the gamepad before him.
"Hmm?" he responded. She knew he had heard her, it seemed he wanted to stretch this out for a bit.
"How much do….. you….make?" she asked, her voice straining with anger.
"Temper temper Artemis. I can make anywhere between 15 and 25,000 every two weeks. Sometimes more if we do the freaky shit that the comments ask for." he side-eyed her reaction, glimpsing her practically bugging out eyes. She seemed to be struggling with something.
"Can.. I join please," she said, her voice shaky and indecisive. Naruto cursed as he was once again one-shotted by Radahn.
"Are you sure? This isn't a quick decision to make, nor an easy one."
"Yes." she answered quickly. "I'm only doing it once, that should be enough to get me through this month and get a good job. After that, I'm out." At that response Naruto put down the steam deck and looked at her directly.
"I would literally be fucking you on Camera and then sending it to thirsty people who pay for that shit. This is literally porn." his voice and tone wasn't the same as it usually was, he was actually being serious here.
"Are you sure you don't want to think about this for a little bit, perhaps even sleep on it?" he didn't seem desperate but he knew exactly what this was like, she'd do it once and then practically fall head over heels for it.
"I can't. I need the money or I'm missing rent and I won't be able to buy the car I want. What do I need to do?" Naruto sighed at her desperation and opened his phone.
"I'm emailing you a contract and the time to meet me alongside what you need to bring. Make sure you read through the contract thoroughly and then sign it clearly." At this point artemis had practically entered a full body blush, her face was so red that Naruto could see the slight freckles that dotted her cheeks and nose bridge.
"Remember this is a one time thing. After I get what money I need I'm backing out." she said again, it was almost as if she were trying to convince herself. Naruto said nothing, simply nodding.
It wasn't down to Naruto to convince Artemis, she would have to do that all on her own. Afterall he wouldn't force her into it.
"Remember, a shitty costume will suffice." Artemis nodded as she left, her shoulders bunched up.
3 hours later
It took Artemis at least an hour to get to Naruto's House. Well House was an understatement. The mysterious member of their team lived in a large, almost mansion-like house. On his driveway sat 3 cars. One of which had its engine out and on a set of stands.
The one she recognised was the Rx7 this being the car with its engine out and it being up on stands.
She walked past the cars and up to the door where a large knocker sat ready to be used. She swung the knocker back and hit the door a number of times, stopping as she heard footsteps coming towards the door.
The door was swung open by none other than Naruto himself, he was dressed pretty casually only wearing basketball shorts and a wife beater.
"Are you still sure you want to go through with this?" he asked, at least he was kind enough to ask her once again, he had to ensure that she was completely with this.
"Yes I am. Nice cars by the way, what are those other two?" she asked, trying to push the conversation onwards as Naruto ushered her into the house.
"Well the Rx7 engine exploded so I usually use the Land Cruiser which is the SUV. The third car is the Audi rs6. I use that when I feel like being bougie. Anywho less about me, we gotta discuss how we're going to do this, did you bring the costume?" He asked his tone low.
Artemis turned and showed him the bag. "Just as we discussed, a shitty version of my suit. It's kind of odd that people find that so hot." Naruto nodded in some appreciation of what she said.
"Yeah but you should see how feral they get when they see a Wonder Woman costume, " he shuddered for a moment as the memories of the comments came flooding back.
"Anywho," he continued "there's a room down the hall and to the right you can get dressed in there and then meet me in the room opposite." Artemis left following his directions.
She entered the room, it was well furnished but plain, evidently either a guest room or spare bedroom. She took a seat on the queen sized bed and opened her bag revealing the crap costume that she had bought from the dollar store.
It wasn't even directly her superhero costume; it was more so a female version of Arrow's costume. With hat, plastic bow and all. She lifted the plastic hunk of shit out of her bag and laid it out on the bed.
Thankfully to come around to Naruto's she had only worn a pair of tracksuit bottoms and an oversized T shirt. She quickly slipped out of these, standing for a moment in her underwear and looked at the mirror to her left.
She wasn't upset about how her body looked. She was toned from all the super hero work and while she didn't have abs she was still pretty tight. Her ass wasn't small either, she didn't know whether it was due to her fathers genetics or something in her mother but her ass was bigger than most Vietnamese women she knew.
That made her happy. Less so when guys fawned over her but that gave her something to use against them, the only man who hadn't was the one she was just about to have sex with.
Funny how the world works like that.
Shaking off her thoughts she slipped into the costume, she'd had second thoughts and removed her panties leaving her in only the arrow girl costume and tight biker shorts. Walking out the room she moved into where they would be apparently filming.
His bedroom.
It looked like the room she'd just come from only it was bigger and had almost endless amounts of Manchester City merch as well as jewellery and pictures of him and other people.
She spied a PS5 in the back corner as well as a gaming computer on the other side of the room. If all of those were bought doing what she was about to do then it would be worth it.
Naruto sat on the bed in an equally as shit version of his costume, although his now had a zipper at the front. There were three cameras at multiple angles all of which faced the bed and seemed to move with certain movements. Naruto looked up at her his eyes tracing their way down her body.
"Damn you look good." Artemis blushed lightly but shook it off.
"So how are we going to do this? Foreplay first or what?" She asked somewhat impatiently. Artemis hated to say it but she was somewhat excited.
"We can start with a bit of foreplay if you're ready?" She nodded and climbed onto the bed, slowly crawling towards Naruto.
He flicked a button and the red lights of the cameras activated.
Lemon start here
Artemis attacked Naruto's lips, her kiss was savage and raw but also filled with emotion. It caught Naruto off guard; he expected her to be passive, practically uncaring but this was good.
Their tongues began to wrestle as they pushed back and forth against each other, Naruto's hand went up and began to caress her breasts. His fingers moulded the soft flesh between his fingers while his pointer and middle finger lightly pinched her nipple through the cloth of the costume.
She'd taken off her bra. That was good thinking.
Artemis for her credit wasn't ideal either, not to be outdone she grabbed Naruto's penis, it caught her off guard at first but she slowly became accustomed to its size. While it wasn't unproportionally massive it was a good size.
She began to stroke through his pants slowly feeling as it became rock hard. Artemis disengaged the kiss, yet her stormy grey eyes remained locked onto Naruto's own electric blue ones.
She slowly and sensually moved down his body tracing her finger along the uniform till it ended at his pants zipper. She practically tore the zipper open in her voraciousness. And slid his dick out into her hands.
Like she had guessed, it was monstrously huge but it was perfectly proportioned with the rest of his lean body.
"And they say Asian men are small?" Artemis quipped, Naruto was slightly shocked but he snapped out of it quickly enough to respond with his own.
"Some might be but I'll have you know that I'm not the average." She didn't respond as she slowly lowered her head down onto his penis. It was long enough to completely fill her mouth as she bobbed up and down its length.
Artemis moved her head from side to side, vibrating her throat as she did so, Naruto leaned back and groaned in appreciation. Surprisingly Artemis grabbed one of his hands and placed it on top of her head.
Was she? "Are you sure?" Naruto asked, ensuring that he got consent for what he was about to do. Artemis looked him in the eyes and nodded.
All she got was a grin in return, Naruto wrapped her golden hair into a fist and began to thrust into her mouth. He gripped her head somewhat tightly and began to facefuck Artemis.
She made choking noises every so often but outside of that she seemed fine even as saliva escaped the corners of her mouth. This continued on for a couple seconds then Artemis kicked it up a gear. She wrapped both her hands around Naruto's cock and began to massage in circular motions.
And she began to suck.
To Naruto it felt like she'd gone from blow to suck, akin to putting his dick in a hoover. It felt like his very soul was being sucked out of his body. His toes began to curl. He bucked slightly and began to try to speak.
Nothing but caveman groans came out.
"Ugugugug ugh wagh" was all that came out of Naruto's mouth.
Artemis continued her gawk gawk 3000 and Naruto felt every moment of it. After another couple of seconds of this absolute heaven he nutted down her throat, almost akin to a tsunami it washed down into her stomach.
She swallowed every bit and allowed Naruto's dick to fall from her mouth.
She grinned at him, looking smug. "You had enough then?" She said mockingly.
Out of the corner of her eye she spotted him getting hard again and her brow furrowed as Naruto quickly flipped her onto her back.
Without a second thought he lifted her legs till her ankles were shy off her ears, he tore open her shorts and Artemis barely even got a moment to speak.
"Don't hold back."
And he didn't.
Naruto rammed his dick into her pussy, he pulled back for a half stroke and began to fully push his way in. Back and forth, he fell into the motion and each stroke went deeper, Artemis felt it almost in her soul as she moaned loudly.
Had the room not been made soundproof every neighbour on the street would've heard her.
Naruto continued his breakneck speed, the missionary position allowed him almost full control of his speed and depth. After a couple more seconds of this he wrapped his arm around Artemis and lifted her.
Standing just in front of the centre camera he began to ram into her in a show of dexterity and amazing core strength. Artemis moaned even louder as he did so, she had no control in her position but she still enjoyed the hell out of it.
In an amazing show of flexibility Artemis lowered one leg, practically doing a Perfect standing splits. She once again savagely kissed Naruto biting his bottom lip as she did so.
As it was going she was just as bad as Naruto was.
Naruto took his dick out and Artemis fell to her knees. Once again turned her suck onto full power and began to slowly suck the nut from Naruto's balls. He could feel himself losing the fight. Another wave of nut was swallowed by Artemis.
She was amazing. She stood again and bent over, allowing the now hard again Naruto a perfect opportunity. He impaled her on his dick and began to thrust into her, he slapped an ass cheek watching it ripple akin to that of a lake. He didn't pause nor hold.
He lightly gripped her throat and she moaned louder. If Naruto had known she would've been this good he would've suggested it earlier.
She gripped him like a glove, every thrust felt like his last and he was close to finishing.
"Where do you want it?" He asked, his voice low and gravelly.
"Mouth." She just about whispered, her voice drawn.
Naruto pulled out and Artemis moved back towards her knees. She swallowed him whole again and Naruto finished in her mouth. She looked up at him and swallowed.
Then the sweaty girl collapsed against the bed, her naked chest heaving as Naruto went to turn off the cameras.
LEMON END
Artemis lay there for at least half an hour, sweat poured off her body as she tried to move around, only finding that her entire body was limp and tired.after a couple moments she managed to stumble up to her legs, looking in the mirror she realised that the costume was practically in ribbons. She looked around the room looking for her partner but he wasn't there.
She shrugged and opened the door to her left entering the ensuite bathroom, after thoroughly cleaning herself and putting on the spare clothes she had brought she walked out of the bedroom, now she could hear the low sound of a TV playing. Following the sound she came across Naruto.
He was seated on a large couch watching tv. In one hand he held a coconut water while in the other he had his phone, he seemed to be texting away as the football match played in the background.
Hearing her approach Naruto raised his head, his pale blue eyes flicking up to meet Artemis.
"Oh good you're up. There's some juice in the kitchen and there's some leftover KFC in the microwave. I can either drop you home or order you an Uber."
Artemis hummed as she put down her bag and moved to the kitchen, she filled up a large cup with apple juice and took the Zinger burger that was in the microwave. She sat just behind Naruto as she ate. She finished up quickly and wiped her mouth before she spoke.
"I already ordered an Uber, it'll be outside in a couple minutes." They waited in silence for a couple moments. Naruto enjoyed the match while Artemis contemplated what had just happened.
Her phone buzzed and she got up shouldering her bag. Naruto looked up at her again and noticed she was wearing a fleece.
He recognised that fleece. "Artemis. Why have you got on one of my Manchester City fleeces?" He asked slightly confused.
She looked down at it and smirked. "It's mine now. Also make sure you send me the money I deserve. I will hunt you down if I don't get it."
Naruto raised his hands placatingly and smiled softly. "Of course I'd never skimp out on a friend. As soon as I've edited and uploaded the video you'll get your money."
Artemis seemed happy at that. But then her face changed as she looked to be somewhat conflicted. As she opened the door she turned and looked back at the other blonde.
"Perhaps maybe one more video. Just one more and then we can be finished with this deal." She left before Naruto could give her an answer.
As his door closed a grin stretched its way across his face. Not only had Manchester City won the FA cup but he had also succeeded in his goals.
FIN
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