Requested by bkno on Deviantart! Normally, Doug Funnie would be crushing all over Patti Mayonnaise... but ever since one incident where he and Connie tripped and their lips made contact, every fantasy he has always ends with Connie as a love interest. Will Doug fess up and admit his feelings to Connie, especially since a dance is coming up? Doug x Connie

Following Skeeter's suicide Doug has taken a very different outlook on his world and the people in it. He must venture through a series of events that will test his moral compass.

Roger is home sick and Doug pays him a visit.

Two Doug Funnie characters fighting.

Doug decides to become a full time nudist, and his decision affects everyone around him.

They find out it is real just used to scare kids there. Read and review it for it is just a one shot.

Heeeeeeeeere it comes.

A new kid named Doug moves to Bluffington and changes Roger's life for the better or for the worst. For years we have heard the story from Doug's point of view but now its Roger's turn. Rated T mainly for language. Light one-sided Roger x Patti, Roger x Doug, & Roger x Judy (As a young troubled teen, hormones have a way of getting the better of someone. Roger is no exception.)

Doug tries to talk his mother and father into seeing if he could get a driver's license since his other friends were doing the same. What would their answer be? Find out

"Funnie, you're the load your mom should have swallowed," said Roger.

Roger has a creamy surprise for Doug.

It's an average day like any other. The sun's shining, the birds are singing... And Mr. Dink's hemorrhoids are acting up. It's up to Doug to help out Dink, and retrieve the groceries from his van. It's an enticing tale of darkness, horror, and inklings of... Romance. Will Douglas be able to survive the lethal twists, and turns of this grim tale? Or will he succumb to the Dinkage.

When high school ends, Doug Funnie has to learn to cope with growing up. He'll have to say goodbye to old friends, adjust to life in college, and eventually get a real job. Life doesn't always go how you pictured it when you were a kid and he discovers some things about himself he'd never considered before. Rating for later chapters. Will be Doug/Roger.

Roger needs a place to crash for a few days, and the only person in Bluffington that's willing to take him in is Miss Patti Mayonnaise.

Hearing Connie playing guitar from a distance, Doug goes over to her house and notices her depression. Will it be up to Doug to comfort Connie about being attracted to a boy, even if he doesn't realize that said boy is Doug himself? Written for Nickelodeon's 25th Anniversary! Doug x Connie

Doug wants to buy a surprise for Patti for Valentine's Day. He thinks the right surprise would be jewelry. What would Patti like is his question. With Skeeter's thoughts, Doug hopes this is the right gift.

Doug, now 35 years old is back in Bluffington for the Christmas Holiday. Will he meet up with his old friends? Are there a few that have moved on? This is how I think Doug would be currently. An average guy just going through life.

It's nothing new for Skeeter.

Following the events of the episode Doug's Worst Nightmare. Roger finds an unexpected note in his pocket. One shot, Judy/Roger

Doug overhears a name that Roger calls Skeeter, and wants to find out what it is. When he learns about it, will Doug truly know the meaning behind Skeeter's honking sound effects?

This will be based on Doug Funnie's life as an adult, raising a family.

Roger Klotz is having his annual jr. Republican meeting in his mansion.

Doug has to go down a dark road to save his father. Will he survive? Will his life ever become something good again? This a story or one man's journey into darkness, most of which his own creation.

These are the poems that Judy Funnie namedropped in the episode "Doug's Bad Trip."

Doug has gone through some things, had to deal with it, alone, but luckily for him, Roger was there to help.