Lincoln ran through the forest after escaping
"I really didn't want to do that to zach but a gods gotta do what a gods gotta do." Lincoln said to himself as he ran
eventually he met up with the others
"oh good you guys are okay." Lincoln said
"yeah we're fine got lost a bit but we're here." Johnny said
suddenly a bunch of different variations surrounded them
"not for much longer." A kung Lao reptile fusion said "you're surrounded."
"no you are." Lincoln said
suddenly he split himself into 100 different versions of his child self and proceeded to blast the variations with fire attacks incinerating them
"and that's that." The Lincolns said in unison
"Lincoln?" A familiar voice said behind him
the Lincolns merged back together returning him to how he was
"fuck." Lincoln said
Lincoln turned and saw Lana staring at him
"hey Lana now I know what it looks like-" Lincoln said
"Lincoln you turned those guys into dust!" Lana said "and how are you older!?"
"that's a long story." Lincoln said
"uh Lincoln who is this?" Johnny asked
Lincoln sighed
"this is my younger sister Lana." Lincoln said "Lana these are my friends."
"I'm Johnny cage Hollywood movie star." Johnny said
"I am mileena the empress of outworld." Mileena said
"I am syzoth I am zaterian." Syzoth said turning his hand into his original form
"I am Tomas a former member of the lin kuei." Tomas said
"I am baraka." Baraka said
"well then I'm not sure if I'm dreaming or not." Lana said
"you most certainly are not." Lincoln said "and we could certainly use a place to rest."
"I mean I can take you guys to the house." Lana said
"you know what why not?" Lincoln said "we're lacking options and honestly I kinda miss the family."
then they left without noticing a certain sorcerer and his allies watching with intrigue
"so this is the realm when the elder god of magic hails from." Shang tsung said
"if we were to capture his family we could make him do our bidding." General Shao said
"or force him to not intervene with our conquest." Reiko said
"or force him to leave us in order to conquer this realm." Rain said
"all very good suggestions." Shang tsung said "but for now let's follow them."
"and wait for our moment to strike." Bi-Han said
later
"this used to be your house?" Johnny asked Lincoln
"yes." Lincoln said "not what you were expecting?"
"not at all." Johnny said
"you guys wait here." Lana said "I'm gonna grab the others."
"okay." Lincoln said
Lana went inside and yelled "HEY EVERYONE I FOUND LINCOLN!"
"are you sure everything will be alright?" Tomas asked
"not really." Lincoln said as he heard many footsteps running down the stairs before Lana was being pelted with questions
"hey might look a bit different than you Remember and he's not alone." Lana said before she opened the door
the louds looked like they were going to say something but were stopped when they saw Lincoln
"uh Lana sweetie I think you've gotten the wrong guy." Rita said
"I'll be the judge of that." Lisa said before stabbing Lincoln with a syringe
"OW! Warn a guy!" Lincoln said as Lisa took some blood
"surely this guy isn't- holy heck it is him." Lisa said after getting the results
"so wait this guy is linky?" Leni asked
"linky? They call you that?" Johnny asked
"only Leni and Lily do." Lincoln whispered back
"so wait this guy who's in his mid 20's-" Luna began
"actually I'm a couple billion years old." Lincoln said "I just look great for my age."
"that's scientifically impossible." Lisa said before looking deeper into the results "he's not kidding."
"how is that possible?!" Lori asked
"simple I'm a god." Lincoln said
"that's-" Lisa began before being cut off by Johnny
"honestly just stop questioning it. It will save you the headache." Johnny said
"and you are?" Luan asked
"I'm Johnny cage Hollywood movie star." Johnny said
"I am mileena the empress of outworld." Mileena said
"I am syzoth." Syzoth said
"I am Tomas a former member of the lin kuei." Tomas said
"I am baraka." Baraka said
"they may not look it but they aren't exactly normal ." Lincoln said
"well...then want to come in for lunch?" Lynn sr asked
"honestly...yeah." Lincoln said
later
"so let me get this straight." Lynn jr said "you fell through a hole in space time and ended up in the beginning of a new universe then the keeper of time took you in and trained you to be a god and the only reason you're here is to capture some bad guys from your timeline."
"yeah that's the story." Lincoln said
"I wonder where they are." Johnny said
"right here." Shang tsung said making him and his allies visible revealing they had their weapons to the loud's throats
"now you will do as we command or they die." General Shao said
but Lincoln laughed
"you know there's an infinite pool of magic here? Right?" Lincoln asked before clapping his hands
suddenly the louds were behind him and copies of him were behind the villains
"but thanks for making my job easier." Lincoln said before the copies grabbed them
"fools! You will not know safety!" Bi-Han said
"yeah yeah frosty keep telling yourself that." Johnny said
"anyway I do believe my work here is done." Lincoln said
"wait you're leaving?" Lana asked
"Yup! And unfortunately I don't have time to chat! Bye!" Lincoln said
and then in an instant Lincoln and the group vanished leaving the louds very confused
now I know this is a bit anticlimactic but I'm gonna write more of this story once the story expansion comes out
when that happens and I get it get ready for more adventures and intros
until then This is the end!
intros
homelander
Homelander: "I'm stronger I'm smarter I'm-"
Lincoln: "A pain in my ass!"