Hyoudou Residence, 17:15, April 2023
Seiji just arrived at his home street he had his earphones on, listening to music. He was currently listening to the song, Warriors, by Onlap.
(A/N: Onlap's songs are fuckin ?)
When Seiji arrived at the front of his home, he felt something off, like something is telling him to keep his guard up. Seiji shrugged it off and went inside.
"I'm home." Seiji announced before getting tackled by his mother, Miki Hyoudou.
"Seiji!" Miki cried giving his son a bear hug. "Issei told us what happened, are you alright my sweet special baby?"
"MOM!?" Seiji exclaimed.
"Ufufu, you must be the great Seiji I've been hearing from Issei-kun?" An unfamiliar girl spoke. She had black hair and violet eyes and wore an unknown school uniform.
Seiji looked at her for a few seconds before asking. "Who are you, where did you come from and why are you here?"
The new girl giggled at Seiji's reaction. "My name's Yuuma, Yuuma Amano." She replied. "I've just moved here and I'm your brother's girlfriend."
"Oh, it's nice to meet you then, Amano-san." Seiji greeted.
Silence filled the room from Seiji's response, as Miki and Yuuma wore confused expressions. "Seiji," Miki spoke. "You do know what she said, right?"
"Uh, yeah." Seiji answered. "She said her name is Yuuma Amano, she just moved here and she's Issei's girlfriend..." Seiji went quiet as he blinked a few times before realizing the situation. "GAGAGAGAGAGA..." Seiji loudly stuttered. "GĀRUFURENDO!? (GIRLFRIEND!?)"
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兵藤 一誠の最初彼女天野 夕麻という女の子
ISSEI HYOUDOU'S FIRST GIRLFRIEND, A GIRL NAMED YUUMA AMANO
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Meanwhile
Issei was in his room having trouble containing his excitement as he brought his new girlfriend, Yuuma, home to meet his family. 'I can't believe I got a girlfriend!' Issei mentally shouted in joy. 'Mom and Dad already like her, but...' Issei paused for a moment. 'Then there's Seiji, when he finds out about Yuuma and that she asked me out he'll interrogate her. And a few people know how terrifying Seiji can be, especially with his I'm going to kill someone face.' He shivered at the thought of it.
"GĀRUFURENDO!? (GIRLFRIEND!?)" Seiji's voice was heard. 'Oh boy...' Issei thought.
Issei took a few breaths and walked out of his room and into the living room, where he was grabbed and shaken by a confused Seiji.
"ISSEI TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT!?" Seiji shouted. "I BEG OF YOU TELL ME THAT THIS AMANO PERSON IS NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"
"Hehehe, sorry Seiji." Issei chuckled nervously. "But what Yuuma-chan said is true."
Silence once again filled the room as Seiji stopped shaking Issei, blinking at him then started yelling again.
"HOWATTO!? (WHAT!?)" Seiji exclaimed. "HOUEN!? HOUEA!? HAU!? (WHEN!? WHERE!? HOW!?) HOW DID YOU GET THE CONFIDENCE TO ASK A GIRL OUT, HOW!?"
"Oh, actually." Amano spoke up. "I was the one that asked Issei-kun out."
Just then Amano felt a dark aura coming from Seiji, as said individual slowly turned his head to face the girl. "Is that so?" Seiji spoke. "Issei, Mother, can you two please exit the room for a second, I want to have a little chat with Miss Amano here."
"D-d-don't need to tell us twice, Seiji." Issei replied nervously as he mouthed "Sorry" and "Good luck".
The pervert and mother left in a flash, leaving a cloud of their silhouettes behind. This confused Amano.
'What was that all about?' Amano wondered.
"So, Miss Amano." Seiji began. "What's your motive?"
"Pardon?" Amano asked.
"If you didn't know Issei is known as one of the three infamous perverts of Kuoh Academy." Seiji continued as he moved closer to Amano, who in turn backed away. "Meaning he is hated by almost every girl at said school, and you just happen to ask him to be his girlfriend."
Amano kept backing away until she was backed against the wall behind. "So I'll ask you again, Yuuma Amano." Seiji closed in on her face, his golden eyes staring into her very being. "What's. Your. MOTIVE."
'What the hell's with this guy!?' Amano mentally exclaimed. 'I had a feeling that both these boys have [Sacred Gears] but this...' From Amano's point of view a scarlet aura emitted from Seiji's body with seven pairs of golden eyes staring at Amano. 'What kind of [Sacred Gear] has this terrifying aura!?'
"Well?" Seiji spoke up, snapping Amano from her train of thought.
"W-well. Um..." Amano stuttered. "I-I was aware of your brother being a pervert, but I just thought that even perverts deserve some love-" Before Amano could finish, Seiji slammed his fist beside Amano's head.
"Don't you fuckin lie, woman." Seiji spoke in a deep, serious tone. "One of the things I hate the most are people who lie to get what they want." Amano turned her head to where his fist was, her eyes widened when she saw a noticeable crack in the wall.
'What the fuck!?' Amano mentally cursed. Seiji saw how terrified she was and let out an annoyed sigh.
"Okay, listen here, Miss 'Yuuma Amano'." Seiji gained her attention. "As you can already tell, I am very protective of my brother. But I'm willing to give you a chance to date Issei, but if you wrong him in any way, neither heaven nor hell will respond to your pleas."
'...wow, stating a fact without even knowing.' Amano mentally deadpanned.
"Now leave." Seiji demanded. "And don't make me regret this decision." Without hesitation, Amano quickly left the room and then the house. "Hey, Issei?" Seiji called out.
"Yeah, Bro?" Issei answered poking his head out.
"When is the date?" Seiji asked.
"This weekend, why?"
"...No reason." Seiji blurted. 'Looks like I gotta postpone some things. Oh, who I'm kidding I just play games all weekend...'
With Yuuma
"What the fuck was that!?" Amano exclaimed before sighing. "Doesn't matter, once I kill the pervert he's next. This begs the question; HOW ARE THEY TWINS!? THEY LOOK NOTHING ALIKE! Maybe fraternal twins?"
Timeskip: Kuoh Academy, 12:50, Next Day
Seiji was pacing around the schoolyard minding his own business, until he saw Toujou walking towards him. "Heard your brother got a girlfriend." she spoke, receiving a nod from him. "Guessing you're not buying it? I mean it is your brother we're talking about, he could have possibly paid the girl-"
"Issei would never do that, Toujou." Seiji spoke up. "Both our names mean sincerity, our father gave us those names with that meaning-"
"Cause he hoped you two would live an honest life?" Toujou guessed.
"Yeah." Seiji nodded. "I'm saying it's not Issei I'm worried about the most, I'm worried about that girl his with." Seiji planned on stalking his brother and Amano on their date, but then he thought of something. "Hey, Toujou?"
"Hmm?" Toujou responded.
"Got any plans on the weekend?" He asked, Toujou raising a brow.
"Nothing much, why?" She asked.
"You want to do a stake-out?" He asked.
Toujou eyes widened as she knew what Seiji was up to. "I'll- I'll think about it." She stuttered.
"Great!" Seiji nodded. "Let me know, okay."
And with a nod, the two went their separate ways. Seiji is feeling good about this, he'll be able to keep an eye on Issei and more importantly, Amano. Toujou on the other hand wasn't, she knew that this Amano was bad news, and Seiji now getting involved made it worst. "Rias isn't gonna like this..." She thought.
Timeskip: Occult Research Club Building, 16:00
"HE'S WHAT!?" Rias yelled in shock.
"He's planning on doing a stake-out to keep an eye on his brother and 'girlfriend' on their date." Toujou explained.
Rias, Himejima, and Kiba's eyes widen from the news.
"Dammit, Seiji." Kiba cursed under his breath.
"Oh, dear." Himejima sighed with worry.
"Ugh, this is very bad." Rias groaned as she pinched the bridge of her nose. "Sona is going to flip once she finds that Seiji is-"
"Seiji is what?" a fifth voice was heard, the four teens looked towards the source of the voice, and to their dismay it was Sona along with Shinra and six other students, five female and one male.
"S-Sona!?" Rias stuttered. "I wasn't expecting you to be here with your peerage."
"Nice to see you too, Rias." Sona greeted. "Now what's this about Seiji?" The male in her peerage groaned at the mention of Seiji's name.
"I doubt it's anything, Prez." The Male spoke up. "I mean seriously, I get that you and Vice Prez are friends with him and all, but what's so important about that autistic weirdo anyway?"
Sona, Shinra, and the other girls in the peerage glared at their member for his unnecessary remark, making said member shut up. "Ignoring that." Sona began. "Please answer the question, Rias. What has Seiji done this time? And don't lie."
"Alright, Sona. Just don't get mad." Rias requested. "You've heard about Issei having a girlfriend, right?" Sona nodded. "Well, his 'girlfriend' is actually a fallen angel, proving that Issei Hyoudou does in fact have a [Sacred Gear]. And guess who's decided to do a stake-out on their date?"
Sona's eyes widen. "No." Sona muttered. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Rias you can't be serious." Shinra comforted Sona while the other peerage girls had worried expressions on their faces.
The male, on the other hand, simply blinked in surprise. "Huh, I take it back." The male spoke. "He's not an autistic weirdo, he's an autistic idiot!"
"SAJI!" Sona and Tsubaki shouted at Saji, silencing him.
"Fortunately, Seiji was kind enough to ask Koneko to join him on the stake-out." Rias added, receiving a sigh of relief from Sona. "So, Koneko, your mission is to accompany Seiji on his stake-out to protect him and Issei if anything happens."
"Roger." Toujou nodded.
"I will send Lilith to give Issei one of our pamphlets just in case that plan fails." Rias added.
"Alright, let me know if any happens." Sona spoke after she and her peerage left. "Oh and Rias, if anything happens to Seiji, I won't forgive you." Sona glared at Rias before leaving.
"To be honest," Rias sighed. "I wouldn't forgive myself..."
Timeskip: Kuoh Plaza, 15:30, Sunday
Issei and Amano are enjoying their date at a cafe, at the corner table hidden from them are Seiji and Toujou blending in. Seiji was wearing a plain scarlet shirt with a black overshirt jacket, grey denim pants, and black and red trainers for footwear. Toujou wore a casual white tee with a grey short vest jacket, a skirt that went down to her knees, and black boots.
Seiji was enjoying a milkshake, watching his brother and quote-unquote girlfriend while Toujou just stared at Seiji, she didn't show it but Toujou was very anxious about this whole stakeout thing, she could even see the index finger of his free hand tapping aggressively on the table.
'Seiji's getting impatient, that's not good.' Toujou thought. "Hey, Seiji, I've been meaning to ask?" Seiji looked at her. "Despite you being twins and all, your brother is a perverted idiot who dreams of you two becoming Harem Kings, yet you're the complete opposite of him, why's that?"
Seiji stared at Toujou for a bit before sighing. "You have our grandfather, Juzo, to blame for that." Seiji answered.
"Your grandfather?"
"Yep." Seiji nodded. "It was back at 2015, I was busy playing Yokai Watch, trying to complete the encyclopedia. While Issei and Juzo were chatting talking about breasts and how "wonderful" they are. When they told me about it and asked my opinion."
"Let me guess, you didn't agree?"
"You got it, I said it was stupid, got an earful history lesson about our family, and the rest is history."
"And what was it that you learned about your family?"
"Both my father and Juzo also wanted to be Harem Kings but gave up that since it was impossible mostly because polygamy is illegal in most countries. I'm just hoping Issei will realize that as well."
'If Seiji and/or the pervert get reincarnated, then they're in for a surprise of a lifetime' Toujou deadpanned before directing her attention causing her eyes to widen. "Uh, Seiji."
"Yeah?"
"They're gone."
"...Howatto? (What?)" Seiji blinked. Toujou then pointed followed by Seiji turned his head to where the couple were, only to see them not there. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAZĀFAKKĀ! (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOTHERFUCKER!)" Seiji's voice loudly echoed throughout the plaza.
Seiji and Toujou ran out of the cafe trying to locate Issei and Amano, but sadly no success.
"Damitto! (Dammit!)" Seiji exclaimed. "Took our eyes off them for a few minutes, and they just went up and vanished! Jasuto Gurēto! (Just Great!)"
Toujou places an arm on his shoulder. "Relax, Seiji." She spoke. "They couldn't have gone far."
Seiji sighed before turning to Toujou. "Split up?"
"Split up." Toujou nodded.
"Okay, you go left, I'll go right." Seiji turned left and ran.
"That's left, Seiji." Toujou deadpanned.
"Right, thank you!" Seiji turned and ran the other way.
Toujou shook her head with a slight smile on her face, just as she started walking she noticed a man wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora heading in the same direction as Seiji. Her eyes widened as she felt a familiar presence.
"Shit." Toujou cursed. "There's another fallen angel. That Amano bitch must of planned this."
And we fell right into her trap.
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