Current team:

- Betsie.

- Howard.

- Honk.

- Barbara.

- Tokyo.

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As soon as I exit the gym, Abortion appeara and tries to drag me to the library, but I smack his filthy hands out of my oversized goth darks "not like other girls" clothes and go to the Pokémon Center. Whatever happens, my team has to be at their best.

Afterwards I do go to the library, where not only Abortion is waiting, but also, Professor Rowan and Lucas are waiting as well. They were the ones who told him to kidnap me I see, but he could have washed his hands first.

Then Abortion is like "my job here is done" and tries to leave, but they chain him to the table so he stays still for like 5 minutes.

Then Rowan tells each of us to go to a lake: Lucas must head towards lake Verity, Abortion will be released to go to Lake Acuity and I must cover Lake Valor.

Before we can follow his orders there's a sudden tremor. The source seems to be an explosion in Lake Valor.

The shaking must have broken the leash keeping Abortion in place, because he instantly speedruns all the way there, and it seems I must follow him. I didn't sign up to be his nanny, but I must do it, for plot relevance and the greater good.

I arrive, and the Lake has been drained of all its Valor. The ground is covered in Magikarps, twisting miserably on the slightly moist ground. It truly is grotesque. To get to the bottom of this, I must first defeat the 3 grunts in the way, which Betsie gladly sweeps.

Within the cave, Commander Saturn challenges me to a fight.

Honk oneshots his Kadabra, then patiently ends his bronzor with a few flights. Lastly, his toxicroac is defeated by one single earthquake from Betsie.

I then go to Lake Verity, where Proffessor Rowan tells me Lucas needs my help, as he is outnumbered by grunts.

It is a system of double fights. The two before Commander Mars is easily nailed by Betsie and Honk.

The battle against Mars isn't too hard. Honk defeats both her Golbat and Bronzor, but is left with a low health as a result, so I switch to Betsie. She's about to earthquake the Purugly, but she's hypnotized to sleep. Luckily, she doesn't take long to wake up, and then she two-shots the oversized blue cat.

Regardless of my saga of victories, Team Galactic has succeeded to capture the Lake Trio (Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf), but Proffessor Rowan still wants me to go to Lake Acuity to check if Abortion is okay, or if Team Galactic finally decided to commit Fetus Deletus.

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I attempt to catch a Chingling in Mount Coronet, but Barbara oneshots it... And shortly after, at level 42, she decides she finally loves me enough to evolve into Marill!

A while later, a stupid and sexy Lopunny kills Howard, and I decide to give up on fossils.

On Route 216 I try to catch a Sneasel, but Honk obliterates her. On Route 217 I try to catch another Sneasel, but Betsie obliterates him. Why is there so much Sneasel hate among my team?

Finally my team allows me to catch something in the shore to Lake Acuity. It's not a Sneasel but that's okay, 'cause I like Snovers too, and I name her Scone.

When I finally reach Snowpoint City, all my Pokémon are with yellow or red health, so I bury Howart, I heal everyone else and I add Lmao to the team, who receives Tokyo's XP share due to being the most underleveled of all.

A wild Machoke leaves Barbara on 2hp. I heal her, and then he leaves her at 4. I panic and switch to Honk.

I reach Team Galactic's base, but the grunts don't let me in, so I resume grinding, which almost kills my Pokémon a few times... But on the bright side Lmao, Scone and Barbara evolve into their final forms!

All my team are at level 50 except for Tokyo, but at level 47 she gets confused by a Snover and kills herself.

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Angered, and with a team of five titans, I am determined to get the 7th badge from Candice.

Honk sweeps the 6 trainers that come before the leader (although he needed help from Barbara for one of them), and after sliding against all the snowballs blocking my path, he also oneshots all her pokémon (Snover, Sneasel, Abomasnow and Medicham) all by himself.

Immediately after snatching the badge from the poor stunned woman I change Honk's name to Jotaro, because he has the vibe, and he's also as buff as a Jojo.

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RIP Howard.

RIP Tokyo.