Welcome. I have returned with an Omake as promised. However, I got exams and projects coming so like always plus writer's block, I got the chapter in half. The chapter updates will be kinda slow. However, I'll be active on my DA page, uploading commissions I got.
Also I'm going to watch entire series that I should've done years ago now that they've ended like Owl House. Thank you Dana for an awesome show and successful career. And play some video games and use them as a breather chapter or Bonus content for whatever I feel like
I have another poll on my profile called Mature May. These are for adult women on Loud House. You can vote for up to 5 women and the poll is live. So you can see the results yourself.
It'll end the poll on April 30th, 2023 or May 1st. Some will be either standalone chapters or a part of a saga. For example, MILF hunter or Villain Lincoln.
I await for the results. Now the reviews.
NiteOwl18: Of course people will be shocked. People will think it was Lynn or Lori that did it who's prone to aggression but not the usually calm and easy-going artsy Lincoln
Mr. Haziq: This is a preview that I've written like 2 years ago but that does give me an idea
DreadedCandiru2: Funny you should say that. I actually have several parts to Bumper's Beatdown. Another one with Benny and one after Luan's date with Benny. I already have that scene written.
Guest: These bonus chapters allow me to clear my head and get feedback since I don't have the proper set for them. Plus this helped me to write Dusk Shine especially when under the Night Blaze's control.
Drago Nathaniel Storm: Don't worry. I love the names
DaleJr.88: Nikki's mom being a total psycho was one of my earlier concepts. Oh, Ronnie Anne was pissed. Harming one of the Loud siblings is a great sin in any way. I still want to do a moment where all of the Loud sisters gang up on a dude that messed with Lincoln.
Glad that you think that it was good. Still needs some fine-tuning and a little less meme references. What I have in store for Dusk Shine/Night Blaze will be similar but on a grander scale but his focus will be a Crystal Prep as CHS didn't do anything to him. A bit of spoiler, Lincoln won't go down a dark path but Dusk Shine will. I should have something on my DA page by the end of the week.
Man, I need to rewatch some shows. What have been your favorite episodes so far? I already have powers set for them in a previous chapter but I'll do a quick reminder.
Dusk Shine: Pyro-kinesis and Spatial Manipulation aka teleporting
Starlight: General magic user
Indigo Zap: Super Speed and Lighting
Sour Sweet: Energy Constructs specializing in bows and arrows
Sunny Flare: Digital or Hard Light powers
Lemon Zest: Sound/Music
Sugarcoat: Light manipulation with a touch of invisibility and illusions
Fleur De Lis: Plants
Dazzlings: Altogether they have Siren/bird-like abilities
Adagio Dazzle: Crystal powers
Aria Blaze: Hydro-kinesis
Sonata Dusk: Shadow/Night related powers
"Crap, I hate going to the cafeteria," Liam complained as they walked down the hall. "It's the same gross crap from the past month," Chef Pam had a family emergency, so they found a temporary replacement. Grandma Stuffum. An elderly heavyset woman leading an army of sentient culinary monstrosities. This woman was adamant about feeding them, ensuring that they never starve but often to their detriment.
"Relax, Liam. It'll stay down if you fight hard enough," Lynn mentioned, padding her stomach while others cringed at the athlete. They wanted to eat, not fight for their lives and functioning bellies.
Lincoln signaled for them to stop. His team's faces hardened as they waited at the cafeteria doors; they would have a battle today. "You guys ready?" The frost-haired leader asked, looking over his shoulder. They were the NA division of sector MI, one of the countless teams throughout the state. Lincoln's team was his friends Stella, Sid, Liam, Ronnie Anne, and Clyde. Lynn Jr. was technically an enemy being a teenager, but they called a truce for such situations. Girl Jordan's team will be appearing soon after finishing a test. They nodded.
"Let's go," Each one anxiously scanned the area as they gingerly stepped inside. An attack can appear at any time. Their nerves tingled, and thin hairs arose as they grabbed their lunch trays. Several gagged and winced at the sight of their …food. Some do look presentable, as all were fit for human consumption. Yet the majority of the ingredients aren't standard! Bats, rats, moose, and eels. Where did she even get them? Furthermore, does the FDA know about what she's doing? That has to be a lawsuit waiting to happen.
"Suddenly, I'm not so hungry," Ronnie Anne. "Come on!" She exclaimed, pushing Sid along, wanting this over and done with.
"Yeah, let's find a table and …," Lincoln remarked, pausing momentarily as he viewed the food. Something in him screamed to jump away. His team did the same, sliding out, hearing laughter and slight movement from the display. They shouted, flinching away as hordes of sentient food hopped out, smirking maliciously. The students' eyes widened in horror as rows of them continued to appear.
"Shit, how many of them are there?!" Lynn snarled, tensing up her muscles for a fight.
"Don't care; let's get out of here," Lincoln ordered, gesturing for them to retreat. They sprinted towards the eating area as more and more enemies emerged. The hallway was too narrow for them to battle against the horde. The main area was much more expansive, enabling more movements and strategy. Lynn barrelled through the doors, and students screamed and fled as more food monsters emerged from their plates. How were they hiding? Some of their dishes didn't have a scrap of vegetables, but a whole spinach man popped up like Mario.
Lincoln's team ran and scrambled for an escape before pausing in the cafeteria's center. They're surrounded. Several tense moments crawled by. The food beasts pounced on the children as they frantically battled against the freaks of cooking nature as more added to the pile. Punching, kicking, shoving. Whatever they could do against their enemies.
"Is this woman trying to feed the five thousand?" Someone grumbled as they battled for space in the mosh pit.
Battle(Done)
Grandma Stuffum emerged from the ceiling, quaking the ground from her immense weight. She's a hefty woman, and her name is STUFFUM. It'd be weird if she didn't have meat on her bones.
"I've got pork fat and gravy running through my veins; I serve dead monkey pudding and platypus brains," She sang as Sector MI members were tossed around. Wait…dead monkey pudding and platypus brains? Isn't that illegal? And against FDA regulations in some capacity? You must have a permit or expert certification to cook and prepare these ingredients.
"I'm Grandmother Stuffum! Grandmother Stuffum!"
"I came to this school to you kids and bake up pies with jellied squid," She smiled before jetting the barely considered meals at them. Liam, Clyde, and Ronnie floundered around, struggling to remove the cephalopods from their heads.
"Jellied what?" The Loud siblings questioned with flabbergasted expressions as their fists were coated with spinach and grounded meat. How do you jelly a squid? It's probably not that hard since they don't have bones.
"No, I'm Asian! I know how this shit goes," Sid panicked; her eyes widened in absolute horror as she pushed the savory dessert away from her face. Stella rushed towards her, suction cup marks scattered across her tanned face. The girls struggled to yank the pie out. Stella flung it over to Lynn, who had devoured several already. Squids are excellent sources of Iron, especially since the athlete is on her period. They glared at the woman once those dishes were removed, ready for the next course.
"Kids must eat! Kids must eat! Kids must eat!" Grandma Stuffum chanted, using her spoons as a conductor. Columns of her army emerged from the stained remains of their comrades. Won't that typically be necromancy? "KIDS MUST EAT!" The food army charged on their master's orders.
Lincoln and Lynn covered each other's backs. He blasted them with his MUSKET while she pummeled any within their perimeter with her trusty cast iron bat. Liam helped an overwhelmed Clyde with his SPLANKER. Sid scurried away from the jellied squid in a panic. She tripped, finding herself surrounded by a MASSIVE jellied squid behind her. Ronnie Anne punched a grey hairy sausage, as did Liam with kid-sized hog feet. Lincoln drop-kicked the squid beast. Lynn smirked at her odds, grabbing all that her hands could, gorging on the hapless food beings. Maybe I chose Lana for this instead and just aged her up. Ronnie Anne landed on the back of a gargantuan Liverwurst Headcheese Casserole, struggling to keep her balance as she fired spicy heatwaves at moldy potatoes and burgermen with her twin SPICERs. She backflipped off the beast, shooting it in the face, and landed on the floor.
"Kids weren't put on this earth to Nibble!" Grandma Stuffum mocked
"Nooo!"
"You all must be helpless and fat!" Grandma Stuffum smiled, rubbing her enlarged stomach
"Yeah!"
"That way, you can't get yourself in trouble," Grandma Stuffum advised with a scolding wag of her fingers. The students stared goggle-eyed at the boundless absurdity of this woman's claim. She wants them to be helpless and fat, so they'll stay out of trouble?! Bitch have you seen the obesity rates in the USA. Or some of those TLC shows. No! That won't work. "While Grandma gets to feed you curried rat!"
"I beg your pardon?!" Liam exclaimed at the screaming mustard yellow vermin. He and Lincoln had their screams muffled by the pungent rodent forcing itself down their gullet. Clyde, Sid, and Stella meet a similar fate.
"I will stuff you with moose fondu," Grandma Stuffum continued. Ronnie Anne fought against the chocolate elk. Do you guys know how FUCKING HUGE a moose is? One of its predators is ORCAS. KILLER! WHALES! "You will chow on tuna meltdown!" Lynn tosses the surprisingly presentable food in her mouth. She gulped fearfully, backing away along with her juniors. Fuck where is their back?! A horde of tusked meat pies leaped and crashed into them. The students at their filled stomachs, belching to ease their pain. It wasn't that bad, but of course, there's always the next course. They gawped at the incoming hordes of cuisines waiting to complete their directive. Whether they want to consume them or not.
"Eat it!"
"Scarf it!
"Bite it!
"Cram it!
"Down it!
"Chow it!
"Want it!
"Pig OUT!"
The students were gradually smothered with each command. Their stomach howled in pain as the food breached their developing digestive tract. Please stop. Food scraps matted their hair and clothes from the overwhelming assault.
"I WILL MAKE YOU . . . FATTTTERRRR!" Grandma Stuffum cheered, briefly pausing to absorb the relished atmosphere.
Back-up
"Not on our watch!" A voice bellowed, launching several volleys in the food army, turning multiple tables into takeout chunks. It's Girl Jordan's team, plus reinforcements. Lincoln's team groaned in thanks at their arrival. Grandma sneered at this new group but briefly smiled. They're simply more mouths to feed. Girl Jordan, Mollie, Brown QT, Cookie QT, Pandora, Cristina, Alexandria, and Haiku shared a knowing glance before dividing into groups. The named characters delivered covering fire for QTs. They slid over to the mountain of mincemeat, digging for their allies, gawking at the size of it. Shit, was this woman trying to suffocate them?
"Come on, Lincoln, where are you?" Alexandria grumbled; her palms were matted with grounded meat and sauces. Pandora joined her search, not wanting their fellow sparring partner to meet such an undignified end. The color drained from the grappler's face, thinking about how horrible this was. Buried under a monolith of sentient food, forcing the victims to gorge themselves on them. She shuddered.
"Found one," Cookie announced, pulling Clyde from the mess. Lynn Jr. emerged, coughing and gagging chunks of food from her throat. Cotton met Alexandria's fingers briefly. This was a hoodie, and her thumb grazed over a zipper. Her mind narrowed to either Ronnie Anne or Lincoln. Alexandria reached with both hands, tugging the clothing with all her might, freeing Lincoln from the pile. The rest of his team was free, deeply breathing to recover their strength.
"Are you okay?" Alexandria consoled him, as did Pandora, rubbing his back and lightly padding it to help eject food particles from his windpipe.
"Yeah-ugh-I'm fine," Lincoln replied hoarsely with a rough cough. Girl Jordan's main team distracts the army, establishing a rest period. Jordan bombarded the horde with explosive dodgeballs. Mollie and Cristina ran around, firing their BOTTLECAPS. Haiku carved their enemies with a stylized bat-winged dagger and ghost pepper SPICER.
"I came to this school with my food. To conquer the young and rude," Grandma Stuffum repeated. "I"m Grandmother Stuffum!"
"Grandmother Stuffum!"
"You must eat now. Try my deep-fried boars," A stampede of swine emerged behind her. They growled, snorted, and stomped their hooves, awaiting their orders. "But you just never listen to the kids next door!" Grandma snarled, pointing at the kids. Girl Jordan's team eyes expanded at the quaking mobs, unleashing a volley into the stampede. Lincoln's and Jordan's B teams winced at their screams and floundered in a rush. Fortunately, they're okay, bruised with dirty hoof pieces on their clothing.
"Kids must eat! Kids must eat! Kids must eat!" Grandma Stuffum chanted. The rest of them arose with their weapons, rage fueling their sore bodies, but they had a job to do. More food monsters were summoned, splitting their focus between the groups. Pandora wrestled a boar to the ground enabling Liam to mount and ride it around, taking shots around the cafeteria. Her ursine gauntlets crackled savagely with a smile to match. The food attempted to step away; their advanced yet basic intelligence screamed at what a danger she was. She charged, tearing them asunder. Lincoln and Clyde unleashed waves of laser fire, tactically moving throughout the room. Ronnie Anne maintained the pressure with her twin SPICER as did Stella with her metal staff. Sid slipped on the viscera before kicking away at a Squid burger. Not this time. She glared at Liver and Onions, the prominent commanders under Stuffum. Sid smiled, taking a rightfully deserved cheapshots at the trio.
"Kids weren't put on this earth to Nibble!" Grandma Stuffum bellowed.
"Nooo!"
"You all must be helpless and fat!" Grandma Stuffum rubbed her stomach.
"Yeah!"
"That way, you can't get yourself in trouble," Grandma Stuffum scolded, reaching into her dress pockets. "While Grandma gets to feed you toasted bat!" She held two kabobs of the winged
"OH FUCK NO!" Several of them exclaimed in disgust as they rushed at her. This episode aired in the early 2000s, way before COVID. However, you can't help but feel that this part aged poorly.
"You can't beat me. You can't toast me. You won't-Grill me! You won't potch me!" They assaulted her with their weapons, pushing her back with SPLANKERS. The KND operative swapped to their laser now she was out of close combat range. Stuffum was durable, taking each shot like a champ without staggering. She raised her arms.
"Cook me!"
"Stew me!"
"Boil me!"
"Fry me!"
"Bast me"!
"Broil me!"
"Roast me!"
"Bake me!"
The elderly woman roared, breaking from the condiment prison."You just made me . . ." Grandma Stuffum ranted with gritted teeth and sizzling bacon grease in her veins, but they didn't let her finish. The Loud siblings kicked her in the jaw, leaving her in a daze. Ronnie Anne, and Sid repeated the action from the other side. Pandora and Alexandria rushed in with an uppercut. Clyde, Stella, and Liam finished the job by shoving her away. Grandma Stuffum stumbled, attempting to keep her balance as she fell into the kitchen window.
"Yay, we won! We won, we won, we won!" Sid cheered, jumping up and down in excitement. Others grinned at the enthusiasm, and some even joined in.
"Well, that wasn't so bad," Liam exhaled with a smile, removing bits and pieces from his overalls. The rest used this time to relax. They have enough time to get some real food after this. "She usually makes us eat a lot more than that," He remarked with a hint of arrogance. The more genre-savvy members face-palmed at the reply. You just had to say it! They were met with an unearthly rumble as Sid continued to cheer. Clyde pinched her, halting the excitement. She glared at him when the quaking intensified. They all stared at the window with blank fearful expressions. Nobody spoke as fear gripped their hearts, rendering their sweat cold. There's more.
"SLAMMWICH!" The food army chanted in a horrifying choir. Slammwich? That's all they said for several moments as more added their voices. Some even bowed their heads, kneeling in reverence at this … being. Terror clutched the operatives' spirits as a series of haunting red lights followed through the gaps of the metal barricade.
"Maybe we should head out to eat today," Lincoln quickly suggested. If these beings viewed this Slammwich as a god or holy figure. They required HEAVY firepower. The rest couldn't agree more, dropping their weapons and escaping the hallway into the front entrance. More shaking emerged, destroying cement and chunks of the cafeteria's interior.
They turned around, and their hearts dropped with slack jaws at the towering behemoth, bursting their school's roof.
"SLAMMWICH!"
Alright, we're done here. We'll finish this off in part 2 at the end of the next chapter. I need to clear my head a bit. I'll have something on my DA soon. I have it but just need to upload it.
Regarding the Lemon story, I'll just save myself the stress and do whatever I feel like. I'm not going to do them in order. You'll get what you'll get, making it a surprise for you guys
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