CHAPTER 6: HINATA'S DREAM
Hinata stirred on her hospital cot, she was beginning to wake from her dream:
Naruto went on his mission to find Tsunade alone with Jiraiya. Ino and Sakura never followed, only Sasuke. Her father was never accused of being a pedophile. He never murdered Lea Shinobi. Might Guy stayed in the village. Kakashi survived to stay a fantastic shinobi. When Naruto returned to the village, he never met Ino, only Sakura who he turned off with his pervy ninjutsu. Naruto then went on his mission to save Gaara, which was a complete success. Gaara survived and continued being the best Kazekage in the history of the sand. Next, Hinata created an opponent for Ino's heart. She created Sai to protect "her" Naruto from being intoxicated by Ino. Sai would serve on Naruto's team during his next mission to find Sasuke. They were joined by Sakura and Yamato, a strange ex-anbu who could use wood ninjutsu. The four of them would fail this mission, only convincing them to train more. Naruto would train his Rasengan, only to need help from others. Team Asuma would go on the fatal mission, but this time only Asuma would die. Naruto would eventually use his new jutsu to rescue team Asuma from a revenge attempt. Proving in Hinata's mind that Naruto was truly the strongest shinobi, a true hero. Jiraiya dies, causing Naruto to go train with the toads. When Naruto got back, he saw how the village was destroyed. He tried to fight Pain, but was pushed back. Hinata saw this, being her own dream, and jumped in front of Naruto and Pain. She withstood several of Pain's attacks. "Get back, Hinata!" Naruto yelled, "Why are you doing this?" "Because I love you!" Hinata replied before being ragdolled by Pain. This sent Naruto into a rage, releasing his eight tailed form. Naruto pounced at Pain, but was sealed in a rock. Suddenly Naruto escaped, and damaged Pain. Naruto killed Pain then stuck a black rod in his arm. Naruto then jumped away. When he returned, everyone that Pain killed was resurrected, excluding Jiraiya. Next she dreamed that Sasuke attacked all five kage and joined the Akatsuki. This caused a war between the Akatsuki and the entire world. The Akatsuki resurrected hundreds of shinobi to help them. Naruto was hidden away to protect him, but he ran back. That masked guy resurrected Madara and defeated everyone, until Naruto came back. Naruto fought him, but lost. This kept up until the first four Hokage were revived and Madara found himself a real threat. They were able to fight Madara until Obito sealed the ten tails inside himself. Naruto and Sasuke are reincarnations of Hagoromo's sons and have godly powers. Obito became a jinchuriki, and Naruto fought him. Naruto convinced Obito that he should become good, which he did. Obito then tried to destroy the Rinnegan, this failed. Madara stole the Rinnegan and the ten tails for himself. Madara then activated the Infinite Tsukuyomi, an infinite dream world. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi evaded the Jutsu. Madara was then betrayed by Black Zetsu and turned into Kaguya Otsutsuki, the rabbit goddess Hinata heard stories about. Kaguya transported team seven and Obito through many dimensions, until she was sealed in the moon and Obito died. Naruto and Sasuke fight before they undo the Infinite dream. Hinata's sister is then kidnapped and Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, Sai, and Shikamaru go to get her. Naruto sees memories that he didn't remember causing him to fall for Hinata. They get married and have kids. Boruto cheats in the chunin exams, gets ninja rabies, and kills her and Naruto in the eyes of the village. He comes back, fights his brother, kills the Otsutsuki god, and marries Sasuke's daughter whom Sasuke never talks to. Boruto and Sarada have a kid named Saruto and the cycle continues.
Hinata slowly woke up from her coma in the middle of the battle between Madara and the rest of the world. She might not have known it, but the dream she just had was more real than she feared. "I hope my son isn't that bratty," she said to herself, "and that Otsutsuki stuff, where did that come from? I only heard about Kaguya once and it became this whole thing! None of that dream made any sense."
Sorry about this chapter being mostly recap. I just watched the Last for the first time and realized the story(Ripples) was getting close to the end and I didn't do this joke yet. (It may have been the whole reason Hinata survived until now…). Seriously, the Last was alright, I didn't like how useless they made Hinata though. She isn't the strongest shinobi, but she shouldn't have needed to use the scarf to hold her up, she can walk on walls. She was supposed to be the one to destroy the Tenseigan, but she needed Naruto to destroy it with her. And the memories, why didn't Naruto remember Hinata being kind to him? I would think he would remember the one person nice to him. Glad I watched it, but it seems like a bad fanfiction (and that's coming from me, LOL). Character designs were great though, if the Boruto ones were good. Cough, belts, cough. I'm sorry, did someone say something? I was just sick after thinking of Boruto's belts.