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{Mutant Teenage Vampire Kunoichi and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Season 1, Episode 3: New Friend, Old Enemy!}
Late at night, we see a muscular figure wearing a helmet kneeling in the center of the floor in a dojo as, behind him, a Foot Ninja approaches stealthily and then swings down at him with a sword as the Mysterious Man easily catches the sword between his palms without looking at him as he stood up from the floor and kicks the Foot Ninja away from him while divesting him of his sword. Whirling around, the Mysterious Man spotted another Foot Ninja leaping down towards him as he dodges him easily, and Foot Ninja #2 ended up accidentally stabbing his sword into the ground.
Deadpanning at this, the Mysterious Man then narrowed his eyes as he sensed a third Foot Ninja leaping out of nowhere to try and attack him from behind, only for the Mysterious Man to backhand him as he reached behind him to grab Foot Ninja #3 and slammed him down into the ground as the Mysterious Man punched through his head, killing him as Foot Ninja #2 was able to finally unstick his sword from the ground and tried to go over to attack him, but was stopped by the Mysterious Man as he rushed over to punch through his chest, killing him as he tossed away his dead body and looked around curiously, only for the door to slide open to reveal an Afro-Brazilian Man and an Armored Man standing behind him as he looked over New York.
The First Mysterious Man is a 6-feet-tall, 33-year-old Man with blue eyes, shoulder-length dark brown hair, thin dark brown eyebrows, a big pointy nose, a sharp chin with a thick dark brown beard, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscular build, and his outfit consists of a silver helmet with a black mask that has white lenses underneath, a sleeveless dark red kimono with black armored shoulder pads that have spikes on them, a dark red belt wrapped around his waist, black armored knee pads, and a pair of dark red boots. His name is Chris Bradford, one of the Shredder's top henchmen, and a very skilled and quite well-known martial arts celebrity with his line of dōjōs. By night, however, he operates as a Ninja under the Shredder's employ.
The Second Mysterious Man is a 5'10-feet-tall, 28-year-old Man with brown eyes, black hair in the style of an afro, thin black eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin, Dark Brown Skin, a tall slim athletically toned build, and his outfit consists of a sleeveless black vest with a white tank top underneath, long black jeans, and a pair of black boots. His name is Xever Montes, one of Oroku Saki's top henchmen.
The Third And Final Mysterious Man is a 6'5-feet-tall, 48-year-old Japanese Man with brown eyes as his right eye was left completely blind due to suffering a serious disfiguring burn on the right side of his face, a bald head, a big nose, a sharp chin, Light Skin, a tall slim but brawny toned build, and his outfit consists of a silver helmet with three horns on it as it covers his whole head except for his eyes, a shiny silver armored chest with spiky silver armored shoulder pads, a sleeveless maroon jumpsuit underneath, a dark blue cape hanging over his back, a pair of silver armored gauntlets with three silver customized partial mechanical claws built into them, giant armored silver knee pads, and a pair of maroon boots. His name is Oroku Saki AKA The Shredder, the deadly and nefarious leader of the Foot Clan and Splinter's vengeful arch-nemesis.
"Master Shredder." Chris says with a respectful tone while kneeling to him.
"I trust that my greatest pupil has been using that time wisely," Shredder asked with a glare as Chris nodded.
"I have assembled an army of ninjas. The Foot Clan awaits your orders." Chris explains with a smirk as the Shredder nodded in approval.
"Excellent. Because I've discovered an old enemy in New York." Shredder says as a smirking Xever tosses a picture of Yoshi and Saki in front of Chris, who grabbed it as he stared down at the picture curiously. "Hamato Yoshi."
"Hamato Yoshi?! Alive!?" A shocked Chris asked as Shredder nodded stoically with a tense glare on his face.
"And he is training ninjas of his own. Not only that, but he had found and trained that pest Gorr as well." Shredder says as he narrowed his eyes with a glare. "Finally, I will finish what I started all those years ago. I want them all wiped out."
"I will not fail you, Master." Chris Bradford says loyally as he bowed to his Master again.
"I know, but to be certain, you will work alongside Xever," Shredder says as Xever can be seen expertly spinning around a butterfly knife while leaning back against a wall as he grinned sinisterly.
"I don't need any help. Especially from this street rat." Chris says while glaring at Xever, who glared back at him as he scoffed and crossed his eyes.
"Are you sure, rich boy?" Xever asked as Chris stood up from the floor and walked over to snarl into his face.
"Anytime you want to test me," Chris says as the Shredder turned to give them both a stern glare.
"I am not interested in your petty rivalry! Xever is familiar with the dark underbelly of this city! You will work together!" Shredder ordered as Chris sighs heavily but nodded as he grinned at him evilly.
"Don't worry, Master Shredder. We will find Splinter and his disciples and destroy them! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
{Mutant Teenage Vampire Kunoichi and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Season 1 Theme Song!}
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Soaring through the deep vastness of space, the camera suddenly pulls back and appears hovering above the planet Earth as we zoom down into New York City and cue at a random alleyway placed between two large bricked buildings as we see a sewer manhole planted on the ground and glowed with bright ooze energy as we travel down into the Sewers and see a Tall Humanoid Male Rat placing a bunch of Baby Turtles and a Human Baby into a broken container filled with Ooze as, before any of them could react, all of the Baby Turtles have mutated into a more humanoid form and have gained sentience as the Human Baby grew more muscular and gained glowing red eyes as she opened up her mouth to reveal her new sharp fangs and hissed loudly.
Heroes in a half-shell
A Heroine with a massive bloodlust
A Mutated Human/Cobra Hybrid with a snark mouth
Mutant Power!
Now having grown up to be toddlers, the now-named Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Lucia stared up at the Humanoid Mutant Rat expectantly as the now-named Master Splinter held up Five Blue/Red/Purple/Orange/Black Ninja Bandanas and handed them over to the group, who had put it on and twirled around as the Mutant Vampire and the TMNT have suddenly grown up to teenage years and have struck Ninja Battle Poses with their bandanas flowing in the winds as Leo had a glare on his face, Raph cracked his knuckles with a mean scowl on his face, Mikey had a big smile on his face while playfully sticking out his tongue, Donnie had a smug smirk on his face, and Lucia's eyes glowed red as she grinned widely and flashed her fangs as they twinkled against the moonlight and, suddenly, a Mutated Teenage Human/Cobra Male Hybrid appeared out of nowhere as the Young Martial Artist made his way over to pose with Lucia and the others as a hissing Gorr struct a battle pose with his silver bandana flown in the wind.
Here we go, it's the lean mean ninja team
On the scene, cool teens doing ninja things
Standing in a large and spacious blue background, a glaring Leo gripped his Twin Katanas tightly with his eyes going fully white and blazing with fury as he began twirling around and slicing the area around him multiple times as the Blue-Masked Teenage Turtle then landed on the ground in a battle crouch.
So extreme, out the sewer like laser beams
Get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings
Being placed in a large and spacious orange background, a playful-looking Mikey stood in front of a pile of boxes that were filled with delicious-looking cheese and pepperoni pizzas as the Orange-Masked Turtle started twirling his Nunchuks around rapidly and began smacking all of the Pizza Boxes up into the air as they opened up in mid-air and all of the Pizza Slices fell down from the air and Mikey was quick to open up his mouth and ate all of the Pizzas in one gulp as he grinned goofily.
Can't stop these radical dudes
The secret of the ooze made the chosen few
Flying around in a large and spacious purple background, an arrogantly smiling Donnie twirled his Titanium Made Staff around as he flew across the area thanks to the help of his Homemade Metal Rocket Boots and began smacking various small/large targets that he had placed earlier before stopping as the Purple-Masked Turtle floated in mid-air and stuck a battle pose as he gripped his weapon tightly.
Always in a self-righteous violent mood
When you cross pass with them and commit a massive crime, my boy, you're really screwed
Staring at a red background for a few seconds, a familiar green tree-fingered fist could be seen breaking through it, shattering the background apart as a glaring Raph jumped into view and landed on the ground in a battle crouch as the Red-Masked Turtle twirled his Sais around before slashing at the screen with a mighty angry roar.
Get ready to pray because you will soon be defeated by these highly skilled dudes
Who all have a rather nasty attitude!
Slithering into a silver background, a hissing Gorr pulled out his scythe and twirled it around rapidly as the teenager grinned at the readers cockily before growing serious as the Mutated Human/Cobra leaped up into the air and proceeds to slash across the screen as it broke apart.
Emerge from the shadows to make their move
The good guys win and the bad guys lose
Sitting cross-legged on the roof of a black background, a stoic Lucia opened her now glowing red eyes as she reached behind her to grab her trusty Kanabō and jumped from the roof as the Black-Masked Mutant Vampire gripped her weapon fiercely and lets out a loud battle cry as she swung at the screen and was able to crack it as we suddenly cue over to the Foot Clan Headquarters and see a huge army of Foot Ninja Soldiers standing in place as they bowed to their leaders, who were standing in front of them on a large podium as a loyal Rahzar and Fishface stood between the Shredder as the Armored Man opened his eyes and glared at the readers as he summons his large metal claws and slashes at the screen as Oruko Saki was able to break it apart.
Leonardo's the leader in blue!
Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through!
A glaring Leo could be seen fighting a dummy in the Lair as he threw multiple punches and kicks at it before taking a couple of steps back as the Blue-Masked Turtle then ran forward and leaped up into the air to throw a mighty kick through the Dummy's chest, killing it as Leo smirks approvingly.
Donatello is the fellow who has a way with machines!
Humming thoughtfully, Donnie could be seen working on the Shellraiser as he sprayed painted the Symbol of their Team on the side of the vehicle and stared at it proudly as the Purple-Masked Turtle shed a manly tear and patted the Shellraiser in satisfaction...but then winced nervously as Donnie accidentally pressed a button on the side of the Turtle Vehicle and the Manhole Cannon popped out of the side as it fired a huge pizza-colored manhole cover into the air.
Lucia! She's one hell of a girl!
Just be careful that you won't get hit by her Kanabō!
It will knock you out of this world!
Standing on top of the roof of the lair, Lucia could be seen doing her normal morning routine, which was basically sleeping upside down like a bat as she was suddenly startled awake when a pizza-colored manhole cover flew past her and narrowly hits her head as it slammed into a nearby wall and Lucia blinks in surprise before narrowing his eyes as she turned over to glare at Donnie, who smiled at her sheepishly but then screamed in fear as a hissing Lucia jumped towards him while branding her Kanabō as a screaming Donnie turned around to run away from his Younger Sister.
Raphael's got the most attitude on the team!
Narrowing his eyes in fierce concentration, Raph could be seen playing an old pinball machine with his loyal pet Spike lying on his shoulder as it seems that the Red Masked Turtle was about to win his game, but he was suddenly distracted by a terrified Donnie running away from a pissed off Lucia as Raph lost his concentration and lost his game, which enrages him as he grabs the pinball game and smashed it down into the ground into a billion pieces as Raph panted furiously.
Michelangelo, he's one of a kind!
And you know just where to find him when it's party time!
A smirking Mikey rode across the Lair on his skateboard while holding onto a small icy container that held a smiling Ice Cream Kitty, who wore a red helmet, as the duo rode down a Sewer Drain and disappeared from sight as the Orange-Maksed Turtle's joyful laughter rang out into the air.
Gorr is one savage teen
He may not be green
But will always be on the scene
To crush some heads across the town
Sitting on the ground in a meditative pose while in his Human Form, Gorr suddenly opened one of his eyes in irritation as he spotted a furious Lucia chasing after a screaming Donnie and sighs heavily as Gorr shakes his head before deciding to end the fight by standing up from the floor to morph into his Mutated Cobra Form to deal with the fighting Duo.
Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need
To be one lean mean, one hell of an incredible team
Standing in the middle of the lair with a smiling April reading her book in the swing in the background, a glaring Splinter then slammed his staff into the ground as Lucia, Gorr, and the T.M.N.T. all immediately grouped up together as they all stood in a battle pose with their weapons raised...but then group sweatdropped deadpannedly as they noticed that Mikey was facing the wrong way from the gang and Lucia was quick to right his position as Mikey gave his Older Sister a thankful look before the Mutated Ninjas and Kunoich went back into their battle pose with their eyes glowing fully white/red/green.
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We then see a montage of Lucia, Gorr, and the T.M.N.T. fighting crime and kicking some bad guy ass as a glaring Leo sliced at a glaring Shredder, Raph stabbed his Sais through two Foot Ninjas' heads, Donnie slammed his Staff against Fishface's...well face, Mikey slammed his nunchucks against two Kraang Bots' heads, a glaring Gorr tried to slice and dice Splinter's Daughter Karai as a hissing Lucia whacked a whimpering Rahzar across his face.
Heroes in a half-shell
A Heroine with a massive bloodlust
A Mutated Human/Cobra Hybrid with a snark mouth
Mutant Power!
After defeating their respective powerful and skilled villains, we then see Lucia and the Boys doing some epic parkour across the rooftops of New York City as they zoom past two shadowy figures, who glared up at the Mutants stoically as we then see the Mutant Teenage Vampire Kunoichi, the Mutated Human/Cobra Teenager, and the Teenage Mutant Turtles landing on the tallest building in New York City with the Moon shinning behind them brightly as they struct battle posses with their bandannas flowing in the fierce nigh wind as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
{Mutant Teenage Vampire Kunoichi and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Season 1 Theme Song Over!}
"Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Whoo!" The T.M.N.T., the M.T.V.K., and the T.M.H.C.H. all cheered loudly as they all could be seen running across the rooftop of the New York Buildings late at night and were performing acrobatic tricks as they landed on the roof of a building and spotted a rooftop of a building placed far away from them, but none of them were afraid of this as Donnie turned to give his family a cheeky grin.
"Check it out! Yehee!" Donnie yelled as he ran forward and leaped off from the roof as the Purple-Masked Turtle front flip over to land on the next roof.
"Alright, alright, not bad, but how about...this?!" Mikey screamed while running over to then leaped up to land on the side of a water tower as he then propelled himself forward and front flips over to land on the roof. "Top that, turtle chumps!"
"All right, guys! Check this out!" Leo shouted as he took a couple of steps back and ran forward as he front flip over to land on the ledge of the building and stood on a handstand as Leo front flipped over to land on the roof of the building in another handstand. "Beat that, guys!"
"Easy," Lucia says while pretending to yawn boredly as she then used her Super Speed to rush backwards before running forward at high speeds as she leaped off from the roof of the building and flew through the air as the Mutant Kunoichi began doing some special acrobatic moves and flips off at the readers as she backflips over to land in front of the shocked boys with her hands held out. "How was that, boys?"
"Heh, cute," Ralph says while he and Gorr shared a smug grin as they ran forward and jumped up into the air as Lucia easily saw what was going to happen and easily steps to the side as Ralph and Gorr ended colliding against a screaming Leo, Donnie, and Mikey as Lucia laughed.
"Hey, what was that? You didn't do any flips." Donnie says with a glare as Raph and Gorr merely laughed with Lucia giggling a bit as she then flinched when her Superhuman Hearing picked up the sounds of someone running past them and whistled loudly, getting the Boys' attention as they all instantly pulled out their weapons and darted over to hide by a wall as Leo nodded to them before running out first, swords ready but then Lucia and the others deadpanned as they spotted a kitten standing before them.
"Don't give up, Lucia. You might actually win this fight." Gorr says with a teasing tone as Lucia narrowed her eyes at him but said nothing as she was confused about why her Superhearing picked up the kitty and not a human man that oddly seems to be made of metal.
"Aww! It's a little kitty!" An amused Mikey says as he walked over to pick up a cat. "And it's name is-,"
"Mittens!"
"Good guess...wait, who said that?" Mikey asked as he and the others spotted a Man looking out through a window, trying to look for the cat as Donnie turned to Mikey.
"I think that's the owner," Donnie says just as Mikey started running towards the man but was stopped by his Brother as the Purple-Masked Turtle glares at him. "What are you doing?!"
"Whoa, hey!"
"Mikey, wait!"
"Are you fucking braindead?!"
"Mikey, stop!" Donnie, Leo, Raph, Lucia, and Gorr exclaimed in unison as a bewildered Mikey turned to them while holding up the Kitten.
"What? I'm returning Mittens to her owner." Mikey says innocently as Raph groaned and facepalmed as he shakes his head.
"Are you an idiot? Wait, let me rephrase that. You're an idiot." Raph says with a glare as Lucia nodded.
"Yeah, you can't show yourself to a human."
"Why not?"
"...Are you seriously asking me that question, or are you just playing a joke on me?" Lucia asked deadpannedly with Mikey looking genuinely confused as Donnie glared at him.
"Mikey, if that Man sees you, he will freak the heck out," Donnie says as Mikey shakes his head stubbornly.
"No, he won't. I'm not so scary." Mikey says with an oblivious smile.
"You're an ugly, green mutant armed with ninja weapons. You are totally scary, and I bet you your pizza slices for the next two weeks that he will freak out." Gorr says with a grin as Mikey grinned back at him.
"Ha! That's an easy bet, Gorr, because all this guy's gonna see is that I'm just a regular, cat-loving dude like him! Next thing you know, we'll be best buds! This is gonna be awesome!" Mikey says while turning around to run forward as he jumped off the building and landed on the balcony, right in front of the Man, as he stared at him in pure shock and horror. "Hi. Here's your-,"
"Ugly, green mutant freak!"
"W-What?! But I got your cat!" Mikey yelled as the Man gasped in surprise.
"Help! He's got my cat!"
"Dude, chill! I'm just-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Mikey screamed in pain as Mittens hissed loudly and jumps on his head with a panicking Mikey falling off the balcony as he crashed down into the ground, and groaned in pain as the T.M.N.T., the M.T.V.K., and the T.M.H.C.H. leaped down to join him. "...Someone wants to help me with this?" Mikey asked while gesturing at the cat on his shell.
"No." Lucia and the Boys stated blankly as Mikey glared at them in annoyance and reached behind him to grab the Cat as he then tossed him away.
"Face it. Humans will never understand you." Raph stated bluntly as Gorr nodded.
"Yeah, I mean, I barely understand you and I have known you guys for a month."
"Yeah...but I bet that guy would!" Mikey suddenly exclaimed while pointing up at a huge billboard which announces the appearance of Chris Bradford at a martial arts expo.
"Chris Bradford. The martial arts superstar. With a chain of dojos across the country. He's your soul mate?" Leo asked in disbelief as Mikey nodded with a big smile on his face.
"Yeah, we've got so much in common, and look, he's in town for a Martial Arts Expo. Maybe he'll show me his secret kata, 'The Death Dragon', and I'll show him my secret kata, 'The Secret Kata',"
"Catchy," Donnie says dryly.
"Check it out," Mikey says while performing a really odd and silly maneuver. "But don't tell anyone you saw that."
"...I lost my brain cells during that," Lucia stated blankly while facepalming as Raph pointed at Mikey.
"Face it, Mikey. Chris Bradford is the last person on Earth that would be friends with you. Well, tied for last with everyone else on Earth." Raph says as Lucia nodded but then narrowed her eyes as her Superhuman Hearing pick up the sounds of footsteps nearby and whistled loudly to get the Boys' attention as the Boys look around and were shocked to see heavily armored Foot Ninja descending all around them.
"Ninjas? In New York? Other than us?" Donnie asked incredulously before swiftly whacking away a kunai with his metal staff as he and the others saw that it was thrown by one of the Foot Ninjas as, immediately, Lucia and the Boys drew out their weapons as they charged over to attack the Foot Ninjas.
A grunting Raph blocked a sword sipe with his said as he yanked it out of the Foot Ninja's grip and kicked away various Foot Ninjas as Mikey zoomed past his head and dropped kick a Foot Ninja as he twirled around his nunchucks and used them to whack away multiple Foot Ninjas in sight while a glaring Donnie blocked a Foot Ninja's staff swipes with ease before smiling as Lucia flew through the air and slammed him down into the ground with her kanabo as she ran over to slam and knock out various Foot Ninjas with Leo and Gorr slicing and dicing any Foot Ninjas that they can see as they stood back to back.
"Why are you so happy?" Gorr asked with a raised eyebrow as he noticed that Leo couldn't stop grinning throughout the whole fight.
"It's just nice to finally be fighting people instead of robots, or aliens, or weed-monsters."
"Eh, fighting Humnans is really boring. They don't put up a fight." Lucia says with a bored tone while casually whacking away multiple incoming Foot Ninjas as she yawned. "Seriously, at least the robots can survive more than one hit-AAAARRRRRRGHGGGGGG!" Lucia says before yelping in pain as Chris suddenly drops down from the roof of the building and slammed her head through the concrete floor, cracking it violently as her blood flew out.
"Luci-Argh!" Leo says worriedly before being swiftly punched by Chris and was sent flying back as he collided against a wall, and a glaring Gorr was about to try and attack Chris, only for said person to leap forward and kick him away as he flew over to collide against a surprised Raph and they crashed down into the ground.
"Guys!" Donnie yelled concernedly while gritting his teeth as he tried to pole vault over to kick Chris's head, only for him to dodge his attack easily and reach out to grab his staff as he then used it to whack him away and Mikey pulled out his nunchucks as he popped out a blade and twirled his weapon around as he tossed it towards Chris, who catches it and yanks chain forward to pull Mikey over into his clutches as Chris stared at him incredulously.
"What are-,"
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Lucia screamed furiously while being able to rip her head out of the ground, and her Healing Factor began healing up her in injuries as she gripped her kanabo tightly and ran forward as Lucia ran forward at Superhuman Speed and held up her weapon as she swung it at Chris's back, sending him flying away with a pained scream as he crashed down into the ground and groan in pain as more of his Foot Ninjas appeared with the Boys running over to appear behind a panting Lucia as they were all about to continue fighting, but stopped as loud sirens can be heard coming closer, followed by flashing lights as the two groups glared at each other for a few seconds before pulling out their smokebombs and threw them down into the ground, creating dual big smokescreens as the T.M.N.T., the M.T.V.K., and the T.M.H.C.H. and the Mysterious Ninja and the Foot Ninjas all disappeared from sight.
"...and their leader was crazy good!" Leo says as we see him, Lucia, Splinter, and Gorr standing in the Lair's Kitchen as the Mutated Teenagers were delivering their reports to their Master. "He even caught Lucia off guard!"
"Just that one single time!" Lucia says with a growl as she angrily bites into a packet of blood that was in the fridge.
"He also had a bunch of Ninjas with him as well," Gorr added in as Leo nodded with an angry glare.
"Yeah, it wasn't a fair fight."
"What do you mean, 'fair fight'?" An incredulous Splinter asked as he and the others stared at Leo confusedly.
"A fair fight, you know, where either side could win?" Leo says awkwardly as Lucia and the Boys continued staring at him in sheer disbelief.
"...What are you? Five? That's okay for games and shit, but this is the real world. There is no such thing as fairness. If there was, I wouldn't have attacked that Ninja Guy in the back." Lucia says with a glare as Gorr nodded.
"Yeah, dude, in the real world, fairness doesn't exist. You need to fight with all of your might, even if it means fighting dirty."
"But that's not right," Leo says as Splinter narrowed his eyes at him sternly.
"So, to you, it's right to give your opponent a chance to win? For you to lose?"
"Well, yes, but...well, what I...what I mean is..."
"You don't want to assure your victory?"
"No, I do-Whoa!" Leo says before yelping in surprise as Splinter discreetly stretched his tail over to wrap it around the Blue-Masked Turtle and tripped him forward as he then rushed over to slam his foot down on his neck and aimed his stick at Leo's face. "Hey! What did you-,"
"Was that fair?" Splinter asked as Leo glared and shakes his head.
"No!"
"Did I win?"
"...Okay, I see your point," Leo says with a sigh as Splinter nodded.
"Seek victory, not fairness."
"Hai, sensei," Leo says as Splinter separates from him and held out his arm as Leo reached up to grab it and pulled him up to his feet as Splinter, Lucia, and Gorr walked over to leave Leo to ponder his Master's Wise Words. Meanwhile, elsewhere, we see everyone hanging out in the Main Living Area at the Lair as Raph was doing push-ups with his sais while Donnie was checking out blueprints on his makeshift computer, and April and Mikey were reading magazines.
"Whoa, rad! Oh, I wish me and Chris Bradford were friends!" Mikey says with a beaming smile as a bewildered April turned to him with a jealous pout.
"Mikey, you already have a human friend!" April yelled as Mikey stared at her cluelessly. "Me!"
"April, you don't count. We saved your life. You HAVE to like us." Mikey says while waving his hands around carefully as Raph rolled his eyes with a scoff.
"Too bad there's no place for freaks to meet people where no one can see how hideous they are," Raph says sarcastically as April gasped in shock.
"Wait, there is! The internet! Donnie, can I see your laptop?!"
"Sure," Donnie says with a casual shrug while turning off the taps with the blueprints as he handed it over to April, who began finding a website.
"Check it out. This is a website where you can make friends with anybody online."
"Sweet!" Mikey exclaimed happily while zooming over to shove away a squealing April as he takes over the laptop and pressed a few buttons as the Orange-Masked Turtle gasped sharply. "Ohh, Chris Bradford's on here! He'll be my first friend!"
"Mikey, people don't always respond immediately..." April says before trailing off as Mikey sends out a friend request to Chris Bradford, and it instantly got accepted. "...but sometimes they do, apparently."
"No way! Chris Bradford has accepted my friendship! I have a friend! Thanks, April!" Mikey exclaimed happily while hugging April as he then tossed Donnie's laptop up into the air and ran off with the Purple-Masked Turtle yelping in surprise and being able to barely catch his laptop in time as he glared at Mikey.
"Where are you going?!"
"To hang out with my friend, Chris Bradford!"
"But, Mikey, this guy's famous! He probably has thousands of friends!" April yelled as Mikey stopped near the entrance and gave her a cheeky grin.
"And guess who's number 5,286?"
"...You?" April asked confusedly as a smiling Mikey shakes his head.
"Nope! Daniel Ramirez! And I'm right next to him! Later!" Mikey exclaimed while running off with an excited yell as April sighed heavily and crossed her arms as she cocked her hip.
"Well, this ought to be interesting," April says while shaking her head as Donnie turned to them.
"Should we go after him?" Donnie asked curiously as Raph shakes his head.
"Eh, he's gotta learn somehow," Raph says with a shrug as we fast forward in time, and we see Chris Bradford locking up his club as he starts walking down the street while wearing his Work Clothes, which consisted of him wearing a sleeveless white opened buttoned-up shirt, a golden amulet, a black belt with a golden belt buckle, long dark blue jeans, and a pair of brown shoes.
"Hmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmm." Chris hummed while walking down an alleyway as a giggling Mike drops down behind him, unnoticed as he ran up to him.
"What up? Hey. I'm, uh-Whoa!" Mikey says before yelping in surprise as a glaring Chris whirled around to begin throwing multiple shurikens at him, all of which he dodges with ease as the Orange-Masked Turtle raised his hands in surrender. "Oooh, I'm being attacked by Chris Bradford! This is so cool! But seriously, wait! We're Friends!"
"What?!" A bewildered Chris asked while stopping attacking as Mikey nodded vigorously.
"We're online friends! You accepted me, remember?"
"Oh..." Chris trails off as he looks away for a bit...and grinned evilly as the dark brown-haired man then composed himself and turned back to give Mikey a fake smile as he held out his hand for Mikey to shake. "Of course. Nice to meet you." Chris says as Mikey perked up and reached out to grab his hand as he shakes it crazily while laughing happily as an awkward Chris lets go of his hand and wiped his hand against his pants. "Uh, won't you come in?"
"They must have been watching us from here." A glaring Leo says as we see the T.M.N.T., the M.T.V.K., and the T.M.H.C.H. standing on top of a rooftop, the very one from where they were ambushed by that Ninja Guy and those Foot Ninjas. "The perfect place to stage an ambush."
"And since I was distracted by the fucking kitten, I wasn't able to sense their presence in time. Especially that Mysterious Ninja Fuck." Lucia says with an angry growl as Donnie nodded.
"It wasn't very fair, was it?"
"It's not about fairness. It's about victory." Leo says with a serious glare as a surprised Donnie raised his hands in surrender.
"Okay, I'm sorry," Donnie says as, behind them, an annoyed Raph and Gorr can be seen being forced to listen to Mikey brag about his new online friend.
"...and then and then Chris Bradford put on his hakama! Man, that guy can rock a hakama!"
"Yeah, maybe he'll wear it again when he takes you to the prom," Raph says snarkily.
"...And then after that, he-,"
"Okay, enough! You've been going on about this for three hours!" A glaring Raph yelled as Gorr nodded in agreement with an exasperated look on his face.
"Yeah, Mikey, you've been dick-riding Chris Bradford for hours, give it a rest," Gorr says as Mikey turned to give them a smug look.
"Ooh, someone sounds jealous. You just can't admit that you were the 'R' word. 'Rong'?" Mikey says with a grin as Leo, Donnie, and Lucia facepalmed in the background.
"I'm not wrong," Raph says through gritted teeth with a big thick mark on his head.
"Oh, yeah? If you two don't want to talk about my friend..." Mikey trails off while crouching down as he grunted and leaped up into the air as the Orange-Masked Turtle backflipped over to land beside the others. "...I've got three other people who do."
"Actually, I'd rather talk about anything else," Leo says dryly as Donnie nodded.
"Like the concept of the silent 'W' perhaps?"
"And if you continue sucking Chris's dick, I will slam my kanabo against your head." Lucia threatens while holding out her weapon as Mikey flinched in fear and huffed as he turned around.
"Fine. Heh, I'll go talk to a guy who likes to talk about Chris Bradford more than anyone else, Chris Bradford." Mikey says as he ran off, and we cue over to Chris's Dojo as we see said man punching a bag, but stopped as a smiling Mikey dropped down behind him.
"There's my best buddy in the whole world!" Mikey cheered as Chris groaned loudly before composing himself as he turned to give Mikey a fake smile.
"Michelangelo, Mikey, the Big M. How you doing, buddy?"
"I am stupendous, Chris...Chrissy B...I gotta work on your nickname...ooh Rad-Brad!"
"Yeah, yeah, cool," Chris says dismissively as he smiled at him. "You know, I was just thinking how we're such close friends, and yet I know so little about you."
"You think we're close friends?!" Mikey asked hopefully as Chris nodded.
"Of course. Now tell me everything about you." Chris says as Mikey placed his hand on his chin thoughtfully.
"Well, where should I start? Ooh, I named all six of my toes!"
"...How...interesti-Ugh!" Chris exclaimed in shock/disgust as Mikey sticks a foot in his face.
"There's Stubby and Joey Nails," Mikey says with a cheerful smile as a deadpan Chris pushes Mikey's foot aside.
"Oh, that's that that's fascinating, but I was thinking more about your impressive ninjutsu skills. You must have an incredible sensei." Chris says with a fake friendly tone as Mikey perked up and nodded.
"Oh, yeah, he is the best. Now meet the stinky triplets." Mikey says while going down on a handstand and sticks his feet into Chris's face again as he groaned and pushed it away.
"Uh...who's hungry?"
"Me! I want pizza! Do you like pizza?!" An excited and hopeful Mikey asked.
"Yeah, sure," Chris says blankly as Mikey rushes forward and throws his arms around Chris's body as we then fast forward in time, and we see the Duo sitting on a random rooftop, enjoying some pizza as they were looking out over the city.
"Isn't this great? Blue skies, pizza, couple of dudes just hangin'." Mikey says with a smirk as, near the, a rat squeaks, and Chris winces as he shivered a bit.
"Yeah, great. Since we've gotten so close, maybe you could tell me a little more about your siblings."
"Hmmm? Oh, oh, yeah. Uh, they're cool...well, Lucia scares me and tries to suck out my blood when she is hungry, so yeah." Mikey says with a shrug as Chris looked disturbed by what he said. "But sometimes I don't think they respect me," Mikey says while talking with his mouth full and munching sloppily.
"Uh, I can't imagine why." A green-faced Chris says as we then cue back to the Dojo again, and an amazed Mikey was staring at a katana.
"Cool! Look at that katana! That looks old!" Mikey exclaimed as Chris nodded.
"Yes, yes, it's over 400 years old, but getting back to your Sensei-,"
"Look, Rad-Brad, I'd love to tell you, but there's just some things I have to keep secret," Mikey says with a no-nonsense tone as he then reached out to pull down the katana from the shelf and takes it from its sheath as the Orange-Mask Turtle began swiping the sword around and a gasping and worried Chris ran over to grab Mikey's arm as he was able to swipe back his sword.
"But we're friends, and friends share their secrets, don't they?" Chris says through gritted teeth and twitchy left eye as he walked over to place the katana back on the shelf.
"Are you saying you're going to show me your secret kata, 'The Death Dragon'?!" A hopeful Mikey asked as Chris was about to shut that idea down immediately...but paused a bit as he grinned slyly.
"Tell you what. As a show of trust and friendship, I will teach you the Death Dragon, but you have to swear not to show it to anyone."
"I promise I won't show a soul," Mikey says as we then fast forward in time, and we see him standing inside of the lair as he was showing off in front of Gorr and his Siblings. "...and then he kicks, twists, and sweeps the leg! Ha! The Death Dragon!" Mikey exclaimed, breaking his promise as he showed his friends how to do the Death Dragon.
"Pure awesomeness!"
"I am definitely going to use that move from now on!"
"That was amazing!"
"Yeah, it's devastatingly effective and complex!"
"And yet even Mikey could learn it!" Gorr, Lucia, Leo, Donnie, and Raph said in unison as Mikey smiled and bowed.
"Thank you...hey!" An angry Mikey yelled after realizing what Raph said as he then perked up when Donnie's Laptop beeped. "It's Rad-Brad!" Mikey shouted as he cartwheeled over to land in front of the laptop. "That's my little name for him. He wants to get together for a little B-ball. Can't wait to find out what the 'B' stands for!" An excited Mikey says as he types in and sends a response before heading for the door.
"You're going now?" A bewildered Leo asked as Mikey gave him an arrogant smirk.
"Sorry, dudes, human friend stuff. You know how it is. Oh, wait. No, you don't."
"Need I remind you that I'm actually Half Human and have Human Friends?" A bewildered Gorr says as Lucia nodded.
"Yeah, plus, what about April?"
"She doesn't count!" Mikey screamed as he ran away.
"...Is it bad that I want to punch him?" Gorr asked as Lucia and the boys shake their heads. Meanwhile, at Chris's Dojo, we see Chris finishes typing on his laptop and closed it up with a sinister laugh as Xever can be seen swinging his katana nearby.
"The freak is on his way. The trap is set."
"Pretty weapon for a tough guy. In prison, we made our own weapons."
"I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever stupid enough to wind up in prison," Chris says mockingly as Xever stopped and growled at him angrily before tossing away his sword as he stalks off and back at the Lair, we see Leo and Raph sparring with each other while Lucia and Gorr were fighting against each other with Donnie watching on as they were trying to practice on how to do the Death Dragon just as Splinter appeared as he saw what they were doing and gasped in shock and horror as a flashback appeared on his face and the brief look of a glaring Shredder appeared in his mind as Splinter then composed himself and stepped forward.
"Where did you learn that?!" Splinter asked with a serious glare, causing Lucia and the Boys to stop fighting as they turned to him in surprise.
"Mikey learned it from his new friend," Gorr says as Splinter narrowed his eyes furiously while clenching his fists.
"The man who taught him that kata is no friend! It comes from the Shredder!"
"Shredder?!" A stunned Donnie asked as Lucia gasped sharply.
"You mean, he is one of Shredder's Students!?"
"He must be, Daughter," Splinter says grimly.
"So Bradford's just pretending to be Mikey's friend to get to you," Leo says as Raph sighed in relief.
"Oh, what a relief! Everything makes sense again...OH SHIT! MIKEY'S IN TROUBLE!" A worried Raph screamed with wide eyes as everyone flinched.
"Rad-Brad? Hello? Hello? Raddie-Braddie? Did you plan me a surprise party?" An excited Mikey asked hopefully as we fast forward in time and we see the Orange-Masked Turtle arriving at Chris's Dojo as he was confused that the lights were out and hummed thoughtfully just as the Mysterious Ninja from yesterday appeared behind him as Mikes gives out a startled yell and spins around as he begins backing up in fear and runs into Xever. "Aaaaaaah...eh, actually, you don't look that scary as your friend, but still, aaaaaaaaaaaah!" A blank-faced Mikey says before screaming loudly as he spins away from them both and backs up as a glaring Mysterious Ninja and Xaver stalks towards him.
"Tell me what you've done with Chris, or you guys are in serious-Whoa!" Mikey says before exclaiming in surprise as the Mysterious Ninja and Xaver rushed over to begin throwing multiple punches and kicks at the Orange-Mask Turtle, who was able to dodge their attacks, but ended up getting kicked over to a punching bag by Xaver but recovered as the Mysterious Ninja gave him an incredulous look.
"Haven't you figured out who I am?"
"...Should I have?" Mikey asked sheepishly as an annoyed Mysterious Ninja got a thick mark on his head and threw two punches at Mikey, who was able to trap his arms and wrapped them around the punching bag as the Orange-Mask Turtle then flips up to kick him in the face and the angry Mysterious Ninja swiftly got his revenge by rushing forward to throw up a powerful kick that collided against Mikey's chest as he sent him flying upward and collide against the roof before falling down as a grunting Mikey crashed down into the ground in pain.
"We've already met face-to-face." The Mysterious Ninja says as Mikey glanced up at him confusedly while rubbing his head as he then gasped in realization.
"No...it can't be...YOU'RE THE GUY WITH THE CAT!"
"NO, YOU FOOL!" A pissed-off Mysterious Ninja screamed while sighing heavily as he reached up to grab his helmet and took it off, revealing himself to be Chris Bradford as Mikey gasped in pure shock and betrayal.
"Rad-Brad?! What!?" A stunned Mikey asked as we then fast forward in time and we see the Orange-Masked Turtle being hogtied by Chris and Xever. "B-But I thought we were friends! I introduced you to all of my toes!" Mikey yelled sadly as Chris scoffed and chuckled as he puts on his helmet.
"You actually thought someone like me could be friends with a freak like you? Pathetic." Chris says with a taunting laugh as Mikey pouted somberly.
"I say we get rid of him," Xever says as Chris thought about it and sighed heavily as he shakes his head.
"Nothing would make me happier, but we need him. All part of the trap." Chris says as Xever clicked his teeth in annoyance but nodded as they turned around to walk away with Mikey watching them go sadly as he lowered his head in defeat.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, we see the M.T.V.K, the T.M.N.T., and the T.M.H.C.H. racing across the rooftops with their eyes being pure white as they were able to make their way to Chris' Dojo and land on the roof of the building as Leo and Raph shared a high five while Lucia peers in and uses her Night Vision to see a solemn Mikey trapped inside of the dojo as he was being guarded by Foot Ninjas and she informed the Boys about this as they all nodded and Don uses gum on a compass to cut a hole in the glass of a skylight and reaches in to unlock and open the window as Gorr slithered over to latch onto the window and lowered his body inside as Lucia and the Boys climbed down his cobra-like body and dropped down into the dojo with Gorr falling down shortly afterwards as Lucia, Raph, Donnie, and Gorr rushed over to use the blunt ends of their weapons to take out the Foot Ninjas as Mikey spots this and perks up excitedly.
"Dudes! That was sporadic!" Mikey screamed as Lucia and the boys shushed him.
"That's not what that means," An irritated Donnie says as Leo walked over to use his swords to cut off Mikey's ropes, freeing him as he pats his head and Lucia suddenly flinched upon hearing footsteps as she whistled loudly, gaining the boys' attention as she made some several hand gestures, telling them that someone was spying on them as Mikey did more hand signals and informed them of Chris and Xever's plan as the Lucia and the Boys were able to come up with a plan to defeat them as they nodded and, a few minutes later, we see the M.T.V.K, the T.M.N.T., and the T.M.H.C.H. running across rooftops before jumping down to the street as Lucia and the boys landed on the ground as they walked over to grab the manhole cover and took off it as they then drop into sewers, 'oblivious' to the fact that Chris and Xever were spying on them through binoculars with their Foot Ninjas standing near them.
"Perfect."
"We've got them," Xever says with a grin as he and the others made their way down from the rooftop and land on the ground as Chris and the others opened up the manhole and dropped down into the sewer as Chris, Xever, and the Foot Ninjas began walking through the sewers with the Humans not knowing that, one by one, the M.T.V.K, the T.M.N.T., and the T.M.H.C.H. began stealthily picking off the Foot Ninjas as they all enter a central aqueduct and Chris realized they aren't alone as he sees last of the Foot Ninjas disappearing and a nervous Xever lights flare as he holds it up and Shredder's Henchmen were shocked to see all of the Foot Ninjas hanging from the ceiling.
"Show your faces!" Xever demanded with a glare as, just like that, the T.M.N.T. can be seen popping out of the water and swam forward as Gorr appeared to the right and slithered onto the scene with a low threatening hiss as Chris and Xever took a couple of steps back, not knowing that the M.T.V.K could be seen appearing behind them while hanging upside down as she pulled out her kanabo and proceeds to swung her weapon forward as it collided against their backs, sending them crashing down into the ground with a pained grunt as Lucia dropped down into the ground after whirling around in mid-air.
"They've trapped us!" Chris screamed in frustration and rage, realizing that the Mutant Freaks were never really leading them to their home, they were sending them to a fucking trap. "Take 'em down!"
Immediately, Shredder's Henchmen separated to deal with their respective enemies as Chris began throwing multiple punches at Lucia, Raph and Leo, who avoided them as the Red-Masked Turtle lunged at his foe, only for Chris to grab him and does a grapple throw that sends him flying over to the Blue-Masked Turtle, knocking them down as a snarling Lucia began swiping her kanabo at him, but Chris has shown to be fast for her as she grits her teeth in annoyance.
Standing in a handstand, Xever began throwing multiple fast kicks at Donnie, who blocked his attacks with his metal staff as the Afro-Brazilian spotted Mikey running behind him and reacted quickly by leaping upwards and hooking his legs around Donnie's head as Xever backflipped over to stand in a handstand and held up a wailing Donnie with his legs as he used him to whack away a grunting Mikey before tossing away the Purple-Masked Turtle as he landed on top of the Orange-Masked Turtle and a growling Gorr tried to swipe at him with his scythe but keeps missing due to his nimble body as he glared.
After realizing that this plan wasn't working anymore, the M.T.V.K, the T.M.N.T., and the T.M.H.C.H. turned over to each other as they shared a secret conversation and nodded knowingly before running away from their Foes as they decided to switch their opponents around as Gorr zoomed over to Chris, who tries to throw a punch at him, only for the Human/Cobra Hybrid to not only avoid his punch but he began wrapping around his body, coiling him up like a snake as a grinning Donnie extended his metal staff and slammed them against his exposed legs, causing him to crash down to his knees in pain as Mikey ran over to jump up and delivered a swift kick cross his face, knocking him down into the ground with a groan.
Sweating nervously, Xever struggled to avoid the numerous sword slices and sai stabs from Leo and Raph as they went on the offense and continued attacking him without remorse as he tried to jump up to gain some distance, only for Lucia to do a superspeed jump to make her way towards Xever and slams her Kanabo against his chest, sending him flying away as he crashed near Chris, who was tossed in front of a giant sewer tunnel by Gorr as the M.T.V.K, the T.M.N.T., and the T.M.H.C.H. surrounded them from both sides.
"They knew we were following them," Chris says with a growl as Mike nodded with a smug grin on his face.
"That's right. That's the perk of having a great big sister with superhuman hearing." Mikey says with a wink as Chris growls and threw a punch at him, but the Orange-Masked Turtle was able to catch it easily as well as the second punch as Mikey forces Chris to punch himself in the face and threw a kick at his stomach, winding him as Mikey swiftly threw up a palm strike up his chin before kicking him below the belt, causing him to crash down into the floor in pain as he then reaches over to grab his head and gave him a wicked headbutt as Mikey then judo flips him over to collide against Xever, forcing them to fall down into the ground as Mikey turned over to see Leo, Donnie, Lucia and Gorr standing near two water valves. "Hit it!" Mikey ordered as they nodded and started turning the valves as massive amounts of water rushes through the tunnels, slamming into Chris and Xever and sending them shouting into a large pool, where they were washed down into tunnels far below as Shredder's Henchmen disappeared from sight.
"Ah, it's great to get sweet revenge," Lucia says with a grin as Raph shrugged.
"Yeah, but that didn't seem very fair, though,"
"No, it wasn't," Gorr says with a chuckle as Leo nodded.
"Yeah, but as a great man said, seek victory, not fairness."
"High three/five!" Lucia and the Boys all cheered loudly while sharing high three/fives as they all laughed. An hour later, we see the M.T.V.K, the T.M.N.T., and the T.M.H.C.H. all hanging out with each other back in the lair, enjoying some pizza and watching TV as Splinter can be seen sitting near them and was staring off into the distance with a stoic and worried demeanor as his Kids spots this and gave him a worried look as Donnie turned to him.
"Um, Sensei, aren't you hungry?"
"I fear we are celebrating too soon," Splinter says solemnly as Raph turned to him incredulously.
"Too soon? The bad guys were swept away in a river of raw sewage. By my watch, that makes it the perfect time." Raph says as Gorr turned to him sternly.
"But the Shredder knows that Master Splinter is alive. That is really bad."
"Gorr is right," Splinter says as he turned to give the Mutant Teenagers a serious glare. "And what's worse is that he knows about all of you. It's my worst nightmare come true."
"So it's not over?" Leo asked as Splinter shakes his head.
"Oh, no. It's just beginning." Splinter says as a solemn silence rang out, and Lucia and the boys continued eating their pizzas more dejectedly as the silence was interrupted by the laptop beeping as the M.T.V.K, the T.M.N.T., and the T.M.H.C.H. turned over to see an unhappy Mikey staring at Donnie's Computer, which showed Chris Bradford's Facebook Page as, after sharing a look with each other, Raph and Gorr walked over to the Orange-Masked Turtle.
"How you doing, Mikey?" Raph asked as Mikey sighs heavily.
"This was all my fault. I should have never thought I could be friends with a human."
"Again, April and I are humans. Hell, Lucia is also technically Human." Gorr says as the Boys turned their heads and spotted Lucia biting into a dead dog's body and sucked out its blood as the Boys shivered in disgust. "Well, more or less.
"Anyway, don't be so hard on yourself, bro," Raph says as Mikey sighed dejectedly but didn't say anything as, after looking around, the Red-Masked Turtle turned over to the Orange-Mask Turtle. "If you tell the others, I'll beat the green off you, but you're an awesome guy."
"Bradford didn't think so."
"Chris is also a psychotic, evil ninja working for one of the most cruellest evil beings in the world. You deserve way better friends than him." Gorr says as Mikey blinked in surprise but smiled warmly at them as he nodded.
"You know what? You're right. Thanks, Guys."
"Anytime," Raph says with a shrug before he and Gorr walked away as Mikey turned back to Donnie's Laptop and reached over to unfried Chris Bradford as he giggled evilly.
"Unfriend. Ha-ha. Lucia was right. Getting revenge is awesome."
And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the new story, and I can't wait to write the next chapter!
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later!