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Humon?

-Chapter 3-

"Summoning Jutsu!"

*Poof*

"Damnit! Summoning jutsu!"

*Poof*

"GAH! Why won't it work! Summoning Jutsu! Summoning Jutsu! Summoning Jutsu!"

The group of the kids and their digimon watched as the partially foxified blonde smashed his hands into the ground repeatedly. Each time, a cloud of smoke would burst into existence only to reveal a small tadpole squirming around then puffing away. Growling in frustration, Naruto actually punched the ground causing a small crater to form.

Panting heavily, he barely reacted when a hand clasped onto his shoulder. "You should rest, you're clearly exhausted." Joe said, only to get shrugged off as Naruto bit his thumb again. Sighing, joe walked back to the group and whispered something in Palmon's ear getting her to nod. Going through the hand seals, Naruto surged his chakra again and prepared to release it, but was cut off by a cry of "Poison Ivy!" as purplish green vines suddenly grabbed him from behind and tied him up.

"What the hell!?" Naruto yelled while trying to struggle free, nut had little success do to his exhausted state. The vines dragged him back to the group and plonked him down next to Mimi and Izzy, the former whom immediately latched onto his tail and began snuggling and petting it sending an odd tingling sensation up Naruto's spine.

"H-h-h-hey… st-t-t-top-p-p tha…" He trailed off as his head fell onto her lap and a deep rumbling started echoing from his chest.

"Ohmygosh! This is so adorable!" Mimi squealed as she held the tail closer to herself as she pets every inch, then moving to his ears. Regaining control of his faculties with an embarrassed blush, Naruto tried to get back up only to find himself stuck in the pink loving girl's surprisingly strong grip.

Resigning himself to his fate, he settled down and watched as the others idly talked to themselves. Hearing several of them grumbling about still being hungry, mostly the digimon, he dug around in his pockets till he found a small scroll thankfully still intact in one of them. Thankful for Tsunade literally beating the importance of knowing how to use and having storage scrolls into his head, though with little success till Shizune mentioned something that never fails to inspire the whiskered blonde, Naruto reluctantly unrolled the scroll for the whole group to see.

They all looked confused at what he was doing as he place his hand onto an odd set of doodles, that is until a humongous pile of instant ramen cups and a kettle appeared into existence with a puff of smoke. Eyes bulging visible, everyone turned to Naruto who was scratching the back of his head sheepishly. "What, ramen is the greatest food ever." He said with a grin.

Matt was the first to break out of his shocked state as he walked over and poked the pile curiously before turning back to Naruto. "You know what, I give up, nothing in this place makes sense." He said with a wave of his arms as he scooped up a few of the cups and the kettle.

This seemed to bring the others back to reality as they all quickly snagged up several cups apiece. By the time they all had some, Naruto was mentally crying as his stash had been reduced to a third, though he was thankful that Mimi had finally let him go. Within a few minutes, everyone was happily chowing away as they chatted with the blonde, mostly about his abilities. "You're a ninja? Really?" Tai asked in disbelief as the blonde nodded happily.

"But aren't Ninja's supposed to be like dressed in all black and be super stealthy? And when did being a ninja mean you could make tadpoles and food appear out of thin air?" This time Tai gestured to how Naruto as resealing his remaining ramen and kettle back into the scroll.

"First of all, orange is awesome!" Naruto said with pride as he puffed his chest, "and second, Ninja's can do all sorts of things with our chakra." Unfortunately for him, this answer only confused the them even further.

"Chak-what now?" Agumon asked with a tilted head. Naruto opened his mouth to speak but was beaten to the punch by Izzy.

"Chakra is a concept of Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism, it's a node of energy that is inside of the nonphysical body that connects the meridian system (I apologize if that is wrong, I used google search)."

Naruto looked at the boy with a look that clearly said 'WTF'. Raising his hands into a cross, he called out, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu." In a puff of smoke an identical clone of himself appeared next to him, at this point only T.K., Mimi, and Joe showed any shock at this. The original held his hand up as the clone started jabbing at the air around it.

After a few seconds, the kids and digimon alike were in awe as a spiraling ball of energy formed in Naruto's hand while the clone dismissed itself in a puff of smoke. "Chakra," Was all he said before dissipating the technique and sitting down again.

No more questions were asked as the sun fully set and everyone decided to call it a night while Tai and Agumon volunteered to take the first watch. Laying down inside the tram car, Naruto watched quietly as the others drifted off to sleep, Mimi convincing him to let her use his tail as a pillow with the ever dreaded 'Puppy Dog Eyes no Jutsu', except for Matt and Gabumon, the former leaving to go play his harmonica while the latter followed.

He himself was having difficulty going to sleep himself as with nothing else to keep him distracted, the full course of events of what had happened crashed into him like a bull. Phantom pains shot through his arm, chest, and eye as the memory of those injuries played through his head. If that wasn't enough, he was starting to have a very bad feeling about getting home. He hadn't thought about it at the time, but it struck him as odd now that he could still do the Rasengan and Kage Bushin just fine and yet his summoning Jutsu was a complete flop.

At first, he thought it was simply the fact that he no longer held the Kyuubi that it didn't work right but then his other jutsu should have also been disasters as well. Add in a group of people who don't even know what chakra was and weird animals that he was certain now weren't summons, and Naruto was stuck with an extremely confusing situation that was giving him a massive headache trying to figure out.

He was suddenly jarred from his thoughts when a loud roar rang out followed by the tram shaking violently, waking everyone else up. Rushing outside, the group was shocked to see the ground they were on moving towards the middle of the lake. "What's going on?!" T.K. cried in fear as he held tightly onto Patamon.

*Sploosh* "RAAAAH!" His answer came in the form of a massive green serpent with a yellow head bursting out of the water with a roar.

"It's Seadramon!" Tentomon cried out as he floated next to Izzy. "He's as mean as they come but not very smart! I don't think he even knows we're here!" Just as he finished saying this, Murphy decided to rear his big ugly head as the Seadramon looked right at them and roared again.

"Well, now he does!" Naruto yelled back sarcastically, making the bug digimon to somehow give a sheepish look.

Dislodging the island from its tail by going between two oddly place cable towers, Seadramon submerged itself. Seconds later, the entire island they were on shook violently as the serpent slammed into the side. "He's trying to sink us!" Tai yelled as the island shook again. "Agumon, you need to digivolve now!"

"I can't, I'm still too tired from earlier today!" Naruto was lost at what they were talking about, but didn't have time to question it as a massive wave washed over them.

"AHH! Help me!" T.K. yelled as he was knocked into the water and pushed away. Patamon was trying to help but didn't have enough strength to pull the boy to shore.

"Hang on T.K., I'm coming!" Matt, who'd been left on the shoreline with Gabumon, yelled out as he dove into the water and swam as fast as he could. Gabumon stayed behind, worried about his fur smelling if it got wet.

Seeing Seadramon heading towards T.K. and how far Matt was, Naruto quickly formed a clone and both ran onto the water. "Seriously? He can walk on water? What can't he do?" Joe asked as they watched with a sigh of relief as the original pulled T.K. out of the water. Unfortunately, the clone got destroyed via blunt force as Seadramon switched targets due to Matt purposefully drawing its attention away.

The massive serpent crashed into Matts location seconds later, emerging to show the dirty blonde behind squeezed by its leaf-like tail. "Oh no, whenever Seadramon catches his pray he squeezes them tight and doesn't let go!" Tentomon buzzed with panic as the others tried to think of something to do. Naruto didn't even pause as he reached the island, dropping T.K. down next to the group and charging at the sea serpent.

Jumping high into the air, Naruto crossed his hand in a familiar sign and yelled, "Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Several dozen clouds of smoke puffed into existence. Each drew a pair of kunai as they literally rained onto Seadramon. Naruto Prime(lol) landed near the base of the tail where Matt was held and stabbed his blades into the beast… … only to growl in frustration as they barely sunk a quarter of an inch in. His clones had similar success as they hacked and stabbed the big creature to practically no affect.

Having had enough of the pest plaguing it, Seadramon rapidly shook his body dislodging or destroying the majority of the clones while submerging the original and Matt. Holding on with chakra, Naruto kept trying to free his companion when he noticed a small device on Matts belt start glowing suddenly.

He didn't have much time to think about it as the tail reemerged from the lake and bucked wildly. Clinging on as best he could, Naruto was caught off guard when he saw a large blue and grey wolf blasting Seadramon. That distraction cost him however as his concentration slipped up and he was sent skidding across the water and crashing next to the others.

"… … …Owww," He groaned as Joe pulled him out of his crater in time to see the wolf defeat Seadramon with a blast and save Matt. It arrived at the shore as Naruto limped back to the group with Joe's help. His eyes widened in shock though, as the large wolf glowed brightly and shrank down into the familiar form of Gabumon.

"Okay, can someone explain to me what just happened."

-End Chapter-

AN: So Naruto cant summon yet his other abilities are fine. Will I ever explain why this is or be a dick and never bring it up again, when will Naruto figure out he is no longer in his world, and will Mimi ever get bored of hugging Naruto's tail. Find out next time on Drago- I mean 'Humon?'! PS I will be putting up a poll for the story pairing, suggestions will be considered, Thank you for reading and please review.