Peter Pan Fucks his Shadow

by Kenlestations

Contrary to popular belief, Peter Pan didn't lose his shadow; he lost his virginity to his shadow. There's a BIG difference.

2. Chapter 2

"You'll get yours someday, Petar Pan" Mr. Darling muttered in contempt as he gazed at the stars. Then he looked down at the fairy, covered in fluids and frantically trying to flap its wings. Mr. Darling smile and said, "I'll make sure of it, you fucking prick!"

THE END