Just as the Communist Blaster Cannon is about to hit the Hitler Fortress, the force-field shows up again. Instead of surrounding the entire ship, it looks like all of the energy was focused on the area that the Communist Blaster Cannon was aiming at. The Communist Blaster Cannon's laser collides with the force-field. The entire ship shakes with me on it, and I hold onto the guard rail on the deck so I don't fall off. The laser dissipates, and the force-field goes down.

Stalin's voice speaks over the radio: "Dammit! We underestimated the power of the Hitler Fortress! We're making a tactical retreat! We must upgrade the Communist Blaster Cannon!" The Stalin Fortress turns to the left and begins descending.

Suddenly, the towers that were holding the turrets retract back into the Hitler Fortress. A larger tower then shows up, revealing a super-massive cannon-like object. The cannon is aimed straight towards the Stalin Fortress. I can hear several capacitors charging, and the cannon starts glowing.

Neo-Hitler's voice speaks over some extremely-loud speakers on the Hitler Fortress. I have to shield my ears because it's so loud: "Stalin! You thought you could stop my Hitler Fortress with that pathetic-ass laser?! This is what a real cannon looks like! Suck on this, jackass!" The cannon then fires a laser larger than the one fired by the Communist Blaster Cannon. It strikes the Stalin Fortress, blasting a huge hole into it. It then begins rapidly descending.

I hear Stalin's voice over the radio again: "Dammit! It's all over! I'm sorry, Russia… Mao, if you're somewhere out there… I believe in you. May Communism prevail!"

After a few more seconds, there's a large explosion on the ground below the clouds. The explosion is so massive that all of the clouds are destroyed. The Hitler Fortress is affected by the shockwave of the explosion, and it begins shaking a bit.

Well shit. I wanted to kill Stalin. Anyway, now that I'm on the Hitler Fortress, I just need to find where Jem is being held captive. There aren't really any obvious entrances other than the huge-ass hole that my airplane created when I crashed it. I guess I'll look there first.

I walk over to the hole, and I look down. There's a room below me. I jump down into the hole. While I'm falling, I take several quick glances to analyze the contents of this room. It appears to be Neo-Hitler's leisure room. I see a billiards table, a shuffleboard table, and two foosball tables in the… West? I think? Wait, we're on a ship, the cardinal directions could change as it turns. Whatever, the direction is bullshit and it doesn't matter. To the "East" is a set of several sofas. There's a Nintendo Wii connected to a television running a paused game of Super Smash Bros Brawl. To the "North" and "South" are doors. This room seems to be completely vacant of people. They probably left after I blew a hole through their ceiling.

I finally land on the ground. I walk over to the Nintendo Wii, and I grab the Wii Remote that was on the sofa. I unpause the game, and I see that there was a match between three players on the Pictochat stage. The players are Luigi, Falco Lombardi, and Zelda. I then push the eject button on the Wii, and I take the Super Smash Bros Brawl disc and put it into my pocket. Maybe I'll play this with Jem when we get back to the United States.

I then walk over to the door to the "North" of this room. I hold my AK-47 in my hands, and I kick the door open. I quickly step through and look around. It's just an empty bathroom. I leave, and I start walking to the door to the "South".

Suddenly, the door bursts open, and five Nazis quickly rush into the room. They are all armed with AK-47s. The one in the middle speaks into a handheld radio: "An intruder has breached the game room! And even worse… She stole my copy of Super Smash Bros Brawl! Unforgivable! Let's kill her!"

The five Nazis aim their guns at me. I should be able to take out one or two of them before they begin firing. Before they even have a chance to pull their triggers, I shoot bullets towards the two Nazis on the left, hitting them directly in the heads.

The other three Nazis then begin firing bullets towards me. I have to dodge these. It looks like they are all going for headshots, so I run towards them while diving towards the ground, going under their fire. As I'm diving forward, I aim my Glock towards the one at the far-right, and I shoot him in the head, killing him instantly.

The middle Nazi then speaks: "We've underestimated the intruder! Retreat!"

They begin turning and running away. I shoot the Nazi on the right with the Glock as he runs, blowing a hole through his skull. I then shoot the last Nazi in the back of his knees, causing him to fall. I approach him as he's on the ground, and I put my Glock up to his forehead.

"Tell me where Neo-Hitler is if you want to live," I say.

The Nazi speaks: "Never!"

Why the hell don't any of these Nazis want to tell me where Neo-Hitler is? I pull the copy of Super Smash Bros Brawl out of my pocket, and I hold it up to his face. I begin bending it. "Tell me where Neo-Hitler is."

The Nazi is clearly losing some composure. "N—n—never! I will never t—tell you!"

I take my Glock off of his forehead, and I aim it at the copy of Super Smash Bros Brawl. I slowly begin pulling the trigger.

The Nazi finally speaks: "Stop! Fine! I'll tell you! He's in the command room! Just head down this hallway to the right, and take the left! Walk past the bar room, and then go to the stairwell! Go to the first floor, and then turn left! Continue down the hallway there, and turn right! He'll be in the first door on the right!"

I start smiling. I place my face next to his ear. "If you're lying to me, I'll make sure I come back here and make you regret being born. I'll keep you alive for now." My voice causes goosebumps in this Nazi, and he starts crying.

I look at the bloodstains from the corpses of the Nazis here. Oh! That bloodstain looks like the spreading wings of a seagull! That's so cute! I look at the other bloodstains. That one looks like an apple falling from a tree! That's so cool! The other two bloodstains have merged into a single puddle. It looks like a giant eyeball with spider legs!

I get onto my knees, and I begin smelling the blood from the Nazis. My heart begins beating faster and heavier. I dip my fingers into the blood of the Nazi on the far-right, and I put my fingers up to my lips. I begin licking the blood off of my fingers. The sweet taste of blood fills my mouth. My heart beats faster. I stick the whole fingers into my mouth, and I suck the blood off of them. I must have more! I place my face up to the dead Nazi's hole in his skull, and I start sucking blood out of it. Ohhhhh… Yeah! This feels so great! As the blood fills my mouth, I swallow it. I feel it passing down through my esophagus and into my stomach. My whole body feels so warm right now.

The last Nazi watches me. He speaks in fear while crying heavily: "What the hell did I just watch?"

I look into his eyes without saying anything. I grin with a blood-stained mouth and lick the blood off of my lips, and I begin laughing. He grabs his AK-47 and places the barrel under his own chin while screaming. Without hesitation, he pulls the trigger, blowing his own brain out of the top of his skull. This room goes silent, other than the sound of the Wii's menu music playing on the television nearby.

Oh, these guys were using AK-47s. I grab the magazines that were in their guns, and I put them into my pocket. It's never a bad idea to stock up on ammunition, even though it's practically infinite in shitty stories like this one.

I then walk through the door. I step around the bodies of the Nazis. I then turn right. This is just a long hallway. There are signs on the rooms here. It seems like this floor in the Hitler Fortress is used for recreational activities. I continue walking down the hallway, passing by the cafeteria and the movie room. I reach the end of the hallway, and I look to the right. There are more rooms over there. I turn left, and continue down the hallway. I see the bar room on my left, and further past it is the stairwell. I open the door to the stairwell, and the sign says I'm on the fourth floor. I walk down the stairs; each one of my footsteps on the metal stairs creates a slight echo. Eventually, I reach the third floor, and then the second. Finally, I reach the first floor.

I kick down the door on the first floor. The impact of the door hitting my foot vibrates my whole body. I rush into the hallway, and I look around, expecting a bunch of Nazis to ambush me. There's nobody here for some reason. I walk to the left and reach the end of the hallway. It's unusually quiet here. Where is everybody? I turn right, and there's just a single door on the right wall. The label above the door says "Neo-Hitler's Command Room — No Unauthorized Entry."

"It's a good thing I'm authorized in kicking ass!… Dammit, that sounds stupid! I should think about these things before I speak them!"

I position myself in front of the door. I take one step away from it. Quickly, I use my right leg to propel myself towards it, and anchor my left leg to the ground in front of me. I turn my whole body counterclockwise and strike the door with my right foot, knocking it down very easily. I hold my AK-47, and I rush into the room.

The room is mostly empty. There is a single chair with a man in it, and a control panel in front of him. There are several televisions in here that are displaying the surroundings of the Hitler Fortress.

The man in the chair speaks. His voice is very smooth and charismatic with a bit of edge to it. "Scout Finch. My big sister. I've been expecting you to show up."

I recognize this voice. It's Neo-Hitler. My heart beats rapidly. This time, it's not in excitement. I think what I'm feeling is what people call fear. This is my first time feeling fear in my whole life. I speak: "Big sister?! You're not Jem! Who the hell are you?!" My body is slightly trembling.

The man turns his chair around to face me. This is definitely Neo-Hitler. He has his iconic mustache and deep blue eyes. "Neo-Hitler! I've finally found you!" I aim my AK-47 towards his face. "Tell me! Where is Jem!"

Neo-Hitler laughs. "Oh? You mean this thing?" He pushes a button on the control panel, and one of the TVs in the room changes its display to a prison cell. There are about four men in the prison cell. I recognize one of them instantly; it's Jem. Neo-Hitler continues: "This idiot tried to fight me. Look at where he is now. Rotting away in the prison on the Hitler Fortress. I was planning on keeping him alive so I can force him to watch my destruction of his beloved country, but I decided to execute him next week instead as a way to lure you to me."

"Fuck you!" I shout. I hold the trigger on my AK-47, shooting several bullets towards Neo-Hitler. The room is quickly filled with the smoke from the gunfire, filling my nose with the scent of gunpowder. However, he doesn't seem to be like those other pathetic Nazis. While still sitting in the chair, Neo-Hitler deflects the bullets away by slapping them away with his hands. The deflected bullets clink onto the floor.

Neo-Hitler gets out of his chair, and he begins running up to me. His speed is greater than that of any other human I've seen. He might even be faster than me! I continue shooting bullets towards him, and he effortlessly dodges each of them. Some of the bullets hit the surveillance televisions in this room, shattering their screens.

Neo-Hitler advances towards me. He reaches his right arm towards my neck. I quickly duck under his arm, and I grab his arm to counterattack. Using his momentum, I throw him into the wall behind me. Just as he's about to hit the wall, he turns his body so his legs are facing it. He lands onto the wall, and quickly kicks himself off of it, dashing towards me again. The impact of him kicking off of the metal wall leaves a huge dent in it. Shit! He's too fast! I won't be able to counter this attack! I hold up my arms to block.

Neo-Hitler punches me with extreme force, hitting my left arm and knocking me to the ground. I feel the bones in my arm cracking. As I'm on the ground, Neo-Hitler stomps his foot into my head, pinning me down.

Neo-Hitler speaks: "Scout, my sister. There's something I would like to ask you. Would you be interested in ruling the world alongside me? Us chimeras will reign over all of humanity! Help me find the other chimeras, and we will conquer the world! Together!"

I can't move my body; Neo-Hitler is too strong. I shout towards Neo-Hitler: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Neo-Hitler chuckles. "Oh, I guess that jackass Atticus didn't tell you anything, did he?"

Okay, this asshole is pissing me off. My body is filled with rage now. I push my right arm into the ground, and I try to push myself up from off of Neo-Hitler. He bends down and strikes me in the head with his fist, disorienting me. I fall back to the ground.

Neo-Hitler continues speaking: "Scout, let me tell you something. You are a biological weapon of war. Just like me. You were created by humanity for its selfish desire for conquest. In 1925, our father Albert Einstein began engineering chimeras as a way to put an end to the war against Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong. After several failed attempts, Einstein realized what he was missing: human DNA. Starting in 1926, Einstein began experimenting with creating human chimeras. He extracted features from various other species to optimize each chimera for different tasks. Eventually, you were made in 1927. Have you ever wondered why your name is Scout Finch? It's pretty simple. You were modeled after finches. You have the fast reflexes and speed of a finch, and you can easily adapt to various situations. Your body was designed for scouting for the war, as shown by your lightweight bone density, enhanced eyesight, and agility."

I speak: "That's fucking bullshit! I only carry the Finch name because Atticus Finch is my father!" I continue struggling to get up. It feels as if every muscle in my body is trying something, but I simply can't get Neo-Hitler off of me!

Neo-Hitler continues: "That's why he adopted you. After the war ended in 1928, there was no need to use the chimeras for war. Einstein was going to destroy all of us, but Shomas Putnam thought it would be unethical, so we were orphaned instead. Atticus chose you because you simply matched his name. As for me… I was designed to be the penultimate chimera. I was created with the DNA from Adolf Hitler, the deceased leader of Germany. I was given the best features. I was designed to dominate absolutely everything… I have it all: speed, power, agility, regeneration, intelligence… I was then elected as the new leader of Germany, just like my genetic parent. A clone of the late Tsarack Obama was made to be even more powerful than me, but he didn't live past infancy. Even he couldn't handle his own power."

Neo-Hitler lifts his foot off of my head. He grabs my right arm, lifting me back up. I plant my feet firmly back onto the floor so I don't fall over again. Neo-Hitler speaks again: "So, Scout. What do you say? Let's take this world from those putrid humans!"

My mind is completely blank right now. As much as I want to say Neo-Hitler is spouting bullshit out of his mouth, he does have a point. Throughout my whole life, I was always better than everyone else. I thought that was just me being so damn awesome… But I'm a weapon made for war… I was designed to kill… I am a tool for humanity… That makes me even cooler! I'm a total badass!

Neo-Hitler speaks: "I know this is a lot for you to take in. I'll give you some time to think about it." Neo-Hitler goes back to the chair in the command room and sits in it. He turns his back to me and faces the control panel.

I've already made up my mind. I walk up behind Neo-Hitler. Quickly, I put my Glock up to the back of his head and pull the trigger before he notices. The sound of the gunshot echoes across the walls of this room. The bullet pierces straight through Neo-Hitler's skull and comes out through the other side, hitting the control panel.

I speak: "I don't give a shit about what you want. This is what you get for taking Jem captive! If there's going to be a chimera to rule the world, it will be me, and me alone! Rot in hell!"

Ooh! Neo-Hitler's blood stains look like a—WHAT THE FUCK?! Neo-Hitler turns around and speaks to me: "Oh, I see… That's disappointing then. I was hoping you'd join me." The bullet wound on Neo-Hitler's head stops bleeding. I see the bones, muscles, and skin in that area fusing back together. The wound is completely gone.

My body is shaking in fear again. Neo-Hitler whispers into my ear: "Begone." Neo-Hitler grabs my right arm, and he breaks the bones in my forearm. My body is in excruciating pain right now. He then lifts me up by the broken arm, and slams me right into the floor. My head strikes the ground with a very heavy impact, causing a huge ringing sound in my ears.

My vision starts going dark. I see Neo-Hitler looking at me while saying something. I'd know what he's saying if my goddamn ears weren't ringing. He goes back over to the control panel and pushes a button on it. Suddenly, the floor below me starts opening up.

I fall down, and I begin rapidly descending. I see the Hitler Fortress above me floating away. That bastard must have ejected me from the ship. I look down, and I see the cloud layer. I fall through it, and I only see white clouds around me. Eventually, I pass through the clouds. Below me is the ground. Dammit… If only I could fly… Like a finch… My vision continues getting darker. I then lose consciousness as I continue falling.