A couple of hours before Derek's life would change forever, he went to the pier to hang out with Kevin.
KEVIN: Yo, Derek, how it going, dude
DEREK: Pretty good, I'm almost finished with my latest fan-fiction
KEVIN: What's it about?
DEREK: It's about the Penguins falling into an inter-dimensional portal and fighting Dave the Octopus.
KEVIN: Chill. Can I tell you something weird that happened to me the other day?
DEREK: Sure
KEVIN: A group of robotic birds approached me and asked me to sign to their record label. They told me they had found my Soundcloud and wanted to sign me. I asked them why a bunch of birds were running a record label and they told me they a part of an organization called the Avianatti.
Derek was not listening to a word Kevin was saying. He was to busy thinking about that one scene in the Penguins of Madagascar were Private farts.
KEVIN: So I guess there's a bird version of the illuminati being run by robot birds. Maybe the "Birds Aren't Real" dudes were on to something.
DEREK: Wow, that sure is something.
KEVIN: Hey, man, I've gotta get going. I've got tickets to a listening party being held by Kanye here in Miami. I heard he might actually drop this album this time.
DEREK: Ok, I've gotta go finish my fanfic
They both exited the area. Derek went home to finish his fan-fiction and nothing would ever be the same.